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sinatrastar · 03-17-2004, 03:37 PM

When Dating Elaine, you should avoid these things to keep her happy:

1. Wearing fur

Let's see what kind of list we can get going based on Elaine's various pet peeves and dislikes.

Elaine Benes · 03-17-2004, 04:04 PM

2. Smoking

dlemond · 03-17-2004, 04:06 PM

umm.

Wearing a toupee.

Elaine Benes · 03-17-2004, 04:20 PM

4 Don't take "it" out on the first date

sinatrastar · 03-17-2004, 05:30 PM

5. Taking an anti-abortion/pro-life stance.

Maestro · 03-17-2004, 05:43 PM

When Dating Elaine, you should avoid these things to keep her happy:

6. Being a Desperado and not sharing your song aka the Brett.

7. Tanlge designer clothes as date bait aka the Craig.

8. Get your breakfast treats from a dumpster aka the Got No Green Lantern aka the Glen aka the Box Car Willie.

9. Get so hot & heavy you can't play your riffs aka the John Germaine.

10. Bring her a matteress with out complementing her weight aka the Hal Kitzmiller.

11. Have the same name as a serial killer aka the Joel Rifkin.

12. Talk to close or be obsessed with your friend's parents aka the Close Talker aka the Aaron.

13. Be against abortion aka the Carl aka the Moving Guy.

14. Be a fake bullfighter aka the Edward Carocio.

15. Be a re-gifter aka the Whately.

16. Be a "beard' and not switch teams aka the Robert (not that there's anything wrong with that).

17. Not knowing if your black or white aka the Darryl.

18. Shave your head, then go bald aka the Future Guy aka the Kurt.

19. Being not spongeworthy, not have good blood test or not shave your side burns aka the Billy.

20. Not watch the 3rd base coach aka the Keith.

21. Fail your Doctor's test exam aka the Ben.

22. Fall off your phsyco meds or post 1000 close up pictures of her on your walls aka the Crazy Joe.

23. Be a Svenjolly aka the Doc Reston.

24. Leave out exclamation points or get jealous of jujy-fruits aka the Jake Jarmel.

& finally...
25. Be like George.

If you do these things, you might have trouble with 'Lainey.

Maestro · 03-17-2004, 05:51 PM

26. Have a giant freak head

Dutabi84 · 03-17-2004, 05:51 PM

27. Have long sideburns

28. Also have a dirty bathtub, both aka the Spongeworthy guy.

sinatrastar · 03-17-2004, 06:05 PM

Sounds like Maestro had a list prepared, "just in case".

28. Reserving a hotel room with one bed (Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS)

Maestro · 03-17-2004, 06:18 PM

Sorry folks, kind of bogarted the topic

That was just a fun one, hope it causes a grin or 2.
(just went thru an ep list to ID some boyfriends)

Brian Damage · 03-17-2004, 07:42 PM

29 tongue kiss with the glasumus and the pappilli

sinatrastar · 03-18-2004, 01:49 AM

31) Taking her to ARBY'S!!

Brian Damage · 03-18-2004, 11:12 AM

32 be a TV pitch man

MillenniumMan831 · 03-18-2004, 07:00 PM

33. Forget "The Other"

kadeliah · 03-18-2004, 07:50 PM

34. ask people to give you five (high five) all the time!!

03-17-2004, 03:37 PM	#1
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	When Dating Elaine When Dating Elaine, you should avoid these things to keep her happy: 1. Wearing fur Let's see what kind of list we can get going based on Elaine's various pet peeves and dislikes.

03-18-2004, 01:49 AM	#12
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	A Big No No 31) Taking her to ARBY'S!!

03-17-2004, 04:04 PM	#2
Elaine Benes Vixxxen Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,333	2. Smoking

03-17-2004, 04:06 PM	#3
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	umm. Wearing a toupee.

03-17-2004, 04:20 PM	#4
Elaine Benes Vixxxen Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,333	4 Don't take "it" out on the first date

03-17-2004, 05:30 PM	#5
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	5. Taking an anti-abortion/pro-life stance.

03-17-2004, 05:43 PM	#6
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	When Dating Elaine, you should avoid these things to keep her happy: 6. Being a Desperado and not sharing your song aka the Brett. 7. Tanlge designer clothes as date bait aka the Craig. 8. Get your breakfast treats from a dumpster aka the Got No Green Lantern aka the Glen aka the Box Car Willie. 9. Get so hot & heavy you can't play your riffs aka the John Germaine. 10. Bring her a matteress with out complementing her weight aka the Hal Kitzmiller. 11. Have the same name as a serial killer aka the Joel Rifkin. 12. Talk to close or be obsessed with your friend's parents aka the Close Talker aka the Aaron. 13. Be against abortion aka the Carl aka the Moving Guy. 14. Be a fake bullfighter aka the Edward Carocio. 15. Be a re-gifter aka the Whately. 16. Be a "beard' and not switch teams aka the Robert (not that there's anything wrong with that). 17. Not knowing if your black or white aka the Darryl. 18. Shave your head, then go bald aka the Future Guy aka the Kurt. 19. Being not spongeworthy, not have good blood test or not shave your side burns aka the Billy. 20. Not watch the 3rd base coach aka the Keith. 21. Fail your Doctor's test exam aka the Ben. 22. Fall off your phsyco meds or post 1000 close up pictures of her on your walls aka the Crazy Joe. 23. Be a Svenjolly aka the Doc Reston. 24. Leave out exclamation points or get jealous of jujy-fruits aka the Jake Jarmel. & finally... 25. Be like George. If you do these things, you might have trouble with 'Lainey.

03-17-2004, 05:51 PM	#7
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	26. Have a giant freak head

03-17-2004, 05:51 PM	#8
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	27. Have long sideburns 28. Also have a dirty bathtub, both aka the Spongeworthy guy.

03-17-2004, 06:05 PM	#9
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Sounds like Maestro had a list prepared, "just in case". 28. Reserving a hotel room with one bed (Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS)

03-17-2004, 06:18 PM	#10
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	Sorry folks, kind of bogarted the topic That was just a fun one, hope it causes a grin or 2. (just went thru an ep list to ID some boyfriends)

03-17-2004, 07:42 PM	#11
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	29 tongue kiss with the glasumus and the pappilli

03-18-2004, 11:12 AM	#13
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	32 be a TV pitch man

03-18-2004, 07:00 PM	#14
MillenniumMan831 An All American Boy! Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2003 Location: Cleveland Posts: 592	33. Forget "The Other"

03-18-2004, 07:50 PM	#15
kadeliah silent dreamer Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 23, 2003 Location: maryland Posts: 197	34. ask people to give you five (high five) all the time!!