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Penny Lane · 03-17-2004, 01:16 PM

Sniper killing dogs in area!

James"Thunder"Early · 03-17-2004, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Penny Lane
Sniper killing dogs in area!

Hilarious photo!

HuntingtonM15 · 03-17-2004, 01:29 PM

fr00ti · 03-17-2004, 01:40 PM

aww

FamilyTiesGOP · 03-17-2004, 01:50 PM

Ewan's My Man · 03-17-2004, 01:56 PM

awww...too cute.

Janice · 03-17-2004, 02:15 PM

Thanks for the warning Marlene.

Sterling Holobyte · 03-17-2004, 02:25 PM

How to Clean the Toilet - -

Ø 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.

Ø 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

Ø 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

Ø 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".)

Ø 5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

Ø 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

Ø 7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

Sincerely,
The Dog

-*Leah*- · 03-17-2004, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Penny Lane
Sniper killing dogs in area!

Aww, how cute.

Rhiannon · 03-17-2004, 08:20 PM

That's a really cute kitty!

TJL · 03-17-2004, 09:16 PM

Fluffy, Nooooo!!!!!!

Hollow · 03-17-2004, 10:14 PM

awwwwwwww!

and dogs are 5700p33d 8337ch332.

Dutabi84 · 03-17-2004, 10:38 PM

That kitty is bound to get killed! Beware!

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*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 03-17-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by safety pin
awwwwwwww!

and dogs are 5700p33d 8337ch332.

Dogs are awesome, you loser

Hollow · 03-18-2004, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by *A TV People*

Dogs are awesome, you loser

IM NOT A LOOZER U R U HO

03-17-2004, 01:16 PM	#1
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,300	Warning to dog owners! Sniper killing dogs in area! Attached Images
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03-17-2004, 01:40 PM	#4
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03-17-2004, 01:56 PM	#6
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03-17-2004, 02:25 PM	#8
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	This just in: Possible Motive For Killer Kitty... How to Clean the Toilet - - Ø 1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up. Ø 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. Ø 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) Ø 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".) Ø 5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) Ø 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. Ø 7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean! Sincerely, The Dog

03-17-2004, 08:20 PM	#10
Rhiannon oh, snap! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: middle of nowhere Posts: 11,097	That's a really cute kitty!
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03-17-2004, 01:29 PM	#3
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03-17-2004, 01:50 PM	#5
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03-17-2004, 02:15 PM	#7
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Thanks for the warning Marlene.

03-17-2004, 09:16 PM	#11
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03-17-2004, 10:14 PM	#12
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	awwwwwwww! and dogs are 5700p33d 8337ch332.

03-17-2004, 10:38 PM	#13
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	That kitty is bound to get killed! Beware! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc3.jpg