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Old 03-11-2004, 10:56 AM   #1
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This movie was so good. I laughed so hard. Bernie Mac, DL Hughley, Cedric, Steve Harvey all did a good job doing their standup in this flick. I like Cedric's part when he says white people live by a totally different creed than black folks. He said whites have high hopes & they hope nothin goes wrong. He said black people wish. He said we wish a muthaf***a would be sittin in our seats LOL. I also like the part when he said black people know we can't have a black president. He said the deficit is like 6 trillion dollars. He said u know a brother would be sittin at the white house talkin about hey dawg, tell em i ain't got it. I can put somethin on it though, see if they'll take a postdated check hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. He also said u know why u never hear about a whole bunch of blacks gettin killed at one time, cause we run. He said we don't need nobody to get the runnin organized. U start runnin, i'll just run with u. He said u could be in the middle of a conversation with your boy talkin about so Keith & them & just take off runnin hahahahahahahaha.

Steve Harvey cracked me up when he was talkin about he don't like rap music. He said u ever been to a rap concert. He said it's too many god damn instructions. Everybody gotta do something LOL. He said i paid $39.50, u scream. I ain't come to help out LOL. He also cracked me up when he was talkin about all them white people dying in the Titanic movie. He said u know if blacks would've been on that boat, Kool & The Gang would've unplugged their music equipment & blacks would've been using napkins & tables trying to get to shore so they won't die in the water hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Bernie Mac was hilarious too talkin about his sister's kids he had to take care of. He said one of them that was a boy was gay LOL. He said the girl told the gay boy to go downstairs & get some milk & cookies LOL.
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Bernie Mac and Cedric were the funniest. I liked when Bernie was talking about his aunt's son, the one that studdard and the bus drive incident, now that was funny.
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Oh yeah that one was hilarious about that boy making fun of the bus driver stutterin hahahahahahahahahaha.
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