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03-10-2004, 04:40 PM
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Who gets this joke?
There is a couple and they are really poor and decide the only way they can get some money is for the wife to be a prostitute for a night. So the husband drives the wife out and drops her off in the city. He comes to collect her the next morning and says "How much money did you make sweetie?" the wife replies proudly "$47.50". The husband is shocked and says "Who gave you the 50 cents?" The wife then says "All of them!"
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03-10-2004, 04:40 PM
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Meaning she charged them 50 cents a shot.
Instead of making more money per guy, she went out made it with a crapload for 50 cents each. Meaning she is stupid and/ or a whore. |
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03-10-2004, 04:57 PM
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03-10-2004, 05:41 PM
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I got it. She had 95 customers at $0.50 each.
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03-10-2004, 06:14 PM
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03-10-2004, 06:46 PM
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Hopefully she ain't turning into Aileen Wuernos!!??
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03-10-2004, 07:10 PM
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03-10-2004, 07:29 PM
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03-10-2004, 10:06 PM
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03-10-2004, 11:13 PM
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03-10-2004, 11:18 PM
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 And yeah...if that joke is what everyone's saying it means, it's not all too funny imo... |
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03-11-2004, 12:45 AM
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Yeah, I got the joke. It almost requires too much thought to be funny, though.
*pulls out gun*
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03-11-2004, 01:01 AM
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03-11-2004, 02:13 AM
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03-11-2004, 02:25 AM
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