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TJL · 03-09-2004, 10:12 PM

Hey guys. TJL here. How ya doing? You look nice. Anyhoo..

This um, guy I know, Tim, I talked about him once before, remember? He was the really nice guy who was breaking into the washing machines in his building to wash his clothes for free, but it's not stealing and he's okay with that.
Anyway, he was in the grocery store and he picked up a box of cereal that looked delicious and nutritious, and on closer inspection of the box when he got home, he realized the cereal is "designed by physicians especially for women."

Hooo boy! Was Tim surprised!

Now the Timster is perfectly in touch with his masculine side, but is it odd if he still feels apprehensive about eating a "woman's" breakfast cereal?

I'll pass on any info you care to give to my buddy Ted. Tom! Crap! Tim!

dawsongirl · 03-09-2004, 10:42 PM

Well...uh....I guess not. I mean, it might make your boobs grow or something.

Titania · 03-10-2004, 04:32 PM

My friend Jared ate an energy bar "designed for menstruating women" once. He too was a little upset when he read the label.

Hollow · 03-10-2004, 05:03 PM

i guess its ok, they probably meant that it's healthier for women or something.

Mysty Eyes · 03-10-2004, 05:12 PM

Usually (I think) the qualification as a "woman's" food or a "man's" food has more to do with the vitamin content, etc. that is in the food. For instance, women often need more iron than do men. So... That's probably all it means.

TJL · 03-10-2004, 05:49 PM

Well, I had a heaping bowl of this so called "women's cereal" this morning, and I feel fine. I guess it was just being silly and...

Wait, am I missing "Oprah?"

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 03-10-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
Well, I had a heaping bowl of this so called "women's cereal" this morning, and I feel fine. I guess it was just being silly and...

Wait, am I missing "Oprah?"

You did? I thought Tim bought it. Wait, I'm confused now...*goes to sit alone in a corner and ponder this great mystery*

Lodee · 03-10-2004, 06:14 PM

Was it that womens oatmeal? I've never seen any ready to eat cereal just for women. Although I think wanting to watch oprah might be a side effect!

EricIdlefan · 03-10-2004, 06:45 PM

I used to eat oatmeal when I was in primary school and it ain't bad at all!!

*Marilyn Monroe* · 03-10-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
Well, I had a heaping bowl of this so called "women's cereal" this morning, and I feel fine. I guess it was just being silly and...

Wait, am I missing "Oprah?"

Have you started your period yet? Might want to call a gynecologist, too....

EricIdlefan · 03-10-2004, 06:53 PM

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Have you started your period yet? Might want to call a gynecologist, too....

It's been two years since I have been to one!!

Penny Lane · 03-10-2004, 08:10 PM

Ok now, who is this really? Tom or Tim?(one and the same person!)

TJL · 03-10-2004, 08:29 PM

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Ok now, who is this really? Tom or Tim?

It's me!

Penny Lane · 03-10-2004, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
It's me!

Hi Me!

EricIdlefan · 03-11-2004, 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by TJL
Well, I had a heaping bowl of this so called "women's cereal" this morning, and I feel fine. I guess it was just being silly and...

Wait, am I missing "Oprah?"

I also heard that oatmeal is good for your health or something like that.

03-09-2004, 10:12 PM	#1
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03-10-2004, 04:32 PM	#3
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03-09-2004, 10:42 PM	#2
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Well...uh....I guess not. I mean, it might make your boobs grow or something.

03-10-2004, 05:03 PM	#4
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	i guess its ok, they probably meant that it's healthier for women or something.

03-10-2004, 05:12 PM	#5
Mysty Eyes Dreaming... Senior Member Join Date: Feb 04, 2002 Location: Los Angeles area Posts: 1,144	Usually (I think) the qualification as a "woman's" food or a "man's" food has more to do with the vitamin content, etc. that is in the food. For instance, women often need more iron than do men. So... That's probably all it means.

03-10-2004, 05:49 PM	#6
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Well, I had a heaping bowl of this so called "women's cereal" this morning, and I feel fine. I guess it was just being silly and... Wait, am I missing "Oprah?"

03-10-2004, 06:14 PM	#8
Lodee Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 12, 2003 Posts: 1,562	Was it that womens oatmeal? I've never seen any ready to eat cereal just for women. Although I think wanting to watch oprah might be a side effect!