Top 45 Oxymorons!!! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

ABlairican Pie · 03-08-2004, 09:24 AM

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works (!!)

ABlairican Pie · 03-08-2004, 09:28 AM

And let's not forget:

Compassionate conservativism

Jumbo shrimp

Czas na Zywiec · 03-08-2004, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica

40. Airline food

Amen to that one.

Moonlight Lady · 03-08-2004, 01:59 PM

Here's another--State Worker

fr00ti · 03-08-2004, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Here's another--State Worker

At least around Albany it is.

I think that applies to anywhere, actually.

jekouptown · 03-08-2004, 04:15 PM

WE SAY...

OF COURSE NOT.

WILL YOU GO WITH ME TO THE STORE...OF COURSE NOT.!

Bang A Gong · 03-08-2004, 04:30 PM

This isn't a phrase, but it is definitely a major contradiction. Time. Time is always contradicting itself. It goes so slow, yet it goes so fast. There is so little of it, yet so much of it. I know I sound like such a nerd, but time really interests me and baffles me. It is a big oxymoron.

Moonlight Lady · 03-08-2004, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr00ti
I think that applies to anywhere, actually.

Well it's good to we're not the only ones.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 03-08-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sourbabie
This isn't a phrase, but it is definitely a major contradiction. Time. Time is always contradicting itself. It goes so slow, yet it goes so fast. There is so little of it, yet so much of it. I know I sound like such a nerd, but time really interests me and baffles me. It is a big oxymoron.

I think I know what you're saying. I think about it alot, too.

EricIdlefan · 03-08-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works (!!)

Here are my 1-10 list of 45!!

1. Exercise
2. Be nice
3. Don't tick people off for pleasure
4. Diet Dr Pepper
5. Cappicino
6. Beauty on the inside not out
7. The underdog
8. Levis jeans
9. Movie buff
10. Music lover

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 03-08-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Here are my 1-10 list of 45!!

1. Exercise
2. Be nice
3. Don't tick people off for pleasure
4. Diet Dr Pepper
5. Cappicino
6. Beauty on the inside not out
7. The underdog
8. Levis jeans
9. Movie buff
10. Music lover

I think you misunderstood...

EricIdlefan · 03-08-2004, 05:04 PM

Sorry if I misunderstood but here is 11-20

11. South Park Rules
12. Tax breaks and lowering taxes for the low and middle class
13. Rebate tax checks for the low and middle class
14. Keep jobs from going to the Canadian/Mexican borders and keeping them here in the good ole USA
15. Have your day off on your birthday annually
16. Or better yet, no work AND GET PAID!!
17. Conservertives rule
18. Liberals suck
19. John Kerry is a joke
20. Down with all Democratic, left-leaning/wing, Bush-bashing, liberal Hollywood aka Tinstletown who don't know anything about the "real world!!"

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 03-08-2004, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Sorry if I misunderstood but here is 11-20

11. South Park Rules
12. Tax breaks and lowering taxes for the low and middle class
13. Rebate tax checks for the low and middle class
14. Keep jobs from going to the Canadian/Mexican borders and keeping them here in the good ole USA
15. Have your day off on your birthday annually
16. Or better yet, no work AND GET PAID!!
17. Conservertives rule
18. Liberals suck
19. John Kerry is a joke
20. Down with all Democratic, left-leaning/wing, Bush-bashing, liberal Hollywood aka Tinstletown who don't know anything about the "real world!!"

Do you know what an oxymoron is?

EricIdlefan · 03-08-2004, 05:13 PM

Yeah but I would probably have people slap me with lawsuits if I told you all what it means!!

Kristina · 03-08-2004, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
Yeah but I would probably have people slap me with lawsuits if I told you all what it means!!

Uhhhhhhhhhhh and you were born in 1974?

03-08-2004, 09:24 AM	#1
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	Top 45 Oxymorons!!! 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military Intelligence 25. Software documentation 24. New classic 23. Sweet sorrow 22. Childproof 21. "Now, then ..." 20. Synthetic natural gas 19. Passive aggression 18. Taped live 17. Clearly misunderstood 16. Peace force 15. Extinct Life 14. Temporary tax increase 13. Computer jock 12. Plastic glasses 11. Terribly pleased 10. Computer security 9. Political science 8. Tight slacks 7. Definite maybe 6. Pretty ugly 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacation 2. Exact estimate 1. Microsoft Works (!!)
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03-08-2004, 01:59 PM	#4
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	Here's another--State Worker
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03-08-2004, 04:15 PM	#6
jekouptown Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 01, 2003 Location: welcome to NEW YORK CITY Posts: 844	WE SAY... OF COURSE NOT. WILL YOU GO WITH ME TO THE STORE...OF COURSE NOT.!
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03-08-2004, 09:28 AM	#2
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	And let's not forget: Compassionate conservativism Jumbo shrimp

03-08-2004, 04:30 PM	#7
Bang A Gong Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 16, 2001 Posts: 545	This isn't a phrase, but it is definitely a major contradiction. Time. Time is always contradicting itself. It goes so slow, yet it goes so fast. There is so little of it, yet so much of it. I know I sound like such a nerd, but time really interests me and baffles me. It is a big oxymoron.

03-08-2004, 05:04 PM	#12
EricIdlefan USA 250th! Forum Addict Join Date: Oct 12, 2003 Location: East TN Posts: 68,236	Sorry if I misunderstood but here is 11-20 11. South Park Rules 12. Tax breaks and lowering taxes for the low and middle class 13. Rebate tax checks for the low and middle class 14. Keep jobs from going to the Canadian/Mexican borders and keeping them here in the good ole USA 15. Have your day off on your birthday annually 16. Or better yet, no work AND GET PAID!! 17. Conservertives rule 18. Liberals suck 19. John Kerry is a joke 20. Down with all Democratic, left-leaning/wing, Bush-bashing, liberal Hollywood aka Tinstletown who don't know anything about the "real world!!"

03-08-2004, 05:13 PM	#14
EricIdlefan USA 250th! Forum Addict Join Date: Oct 12, 2003 Location: East TN Posts: 68,236	Yeah but I would probably have people slap me with lawsuits if I told you all what it means!!