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mlee727@aol.com · 08-11-2001, 05:39 PM

Hey, I don't usually watch the Division(sorry, Nancy McKeon's eyes scare me....maybe the skin around her eyes have been pulled back too much or something and she now scares me a little)--I also don't really like the show, sorry guys. I think Nancy McKeon is playing another version of Jo. BUT I did catch five minutes yesterday and it did have a great line yesterday from Nancy McKeon, when she was chasing some guy, "I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?" It didn't make me a fan, but I did laugh. GREAT LINE. BTW, you wanna play a game? I'm doing this cause I never get more than 4-6 reponses on my fan fiction where others get as much as 30 and that little manila folder is on fire! And quite frankly, I'm a little jealous of those people with the burning manila folders. I want my little manila folder to be on fire!!! It would make me feel so cool!!!

Okay, but here's my game and I want you all to play so my manila folder can be on fire! (OR JUST RESPOND TO MY FAN FICTION!!!!) What are your favorite FOL lines? Funniest. Most poignant? Sweetest. Actually, to make sure that this works, let's include lines from other shows that FOL characters have been in(Living Single, Division, ER, Mary Tyler Moore(Cloris Leachman played Phyllis in that show, for those who didn't know) and any others you can think of. And Molly Ringwald movies are included) The only rule is that it has to have been said by a character that was on FOL for more than one or two eps. So a line from Helen Hunt on Mad About You(although that would take up its own folder) or Seth Green or heaven forbid, Mayim Balik doesn't count. So you wanna play? Also, I'm gonna post the last part of my fan fiction soon and I would be very grateful if you made my folder burn :P THANKS

jinsthewoman · 08-11-2001, 05:56 PM

In the episode seven little indians Every time I see Blair saying " And then there was ttttttttoooooootie" It just cracks me up and there are alot more great oneliners in that epiosde also.

panman · 08-11-2001, 06:25 PM

Nancy didn't have a face lift, or did she?

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The Facts of Life are All About You!!!

~Tropical Punch 19~ · 08-11-2001, 07:22 PM

I have the same problem, my folder never gets on fire either!!! Anyway here are a few lines that may help.......
Blair: Oh, Chesnut everything is gonna be alright. Don't worry!
Tootie: Blair, I don't lie to my animals I just tell them the truth! Bunnies we are dead meat! Oh, I'm just kidding.

Blair: Mrs.Garret I don't see how my perfection is making Natalie feel so imperfect.

Sue Anne: My grandparents suffered the hardships of growing up in Kansas.
Blair: Living in Kansas now is a hardship!

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Jo: You're so old, that the date on your milk carton would read B.C.!
Blair: Turn blue!

Blair: Oh my gosh! There's a hair in my menu!
Jo

Blows it) There it's gone! Now order.
Blair: I can't order the picture of the hamburger is green!

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 08-11-2001, 08:31 PM

I always had the same thing, min etopics weren't hot topics until I posted "just sick" then I had a topic that was a hot topic, don't worry you'll get one eventually!!
anyway, my FAVORITE is WE ARE IN TROUBBBBLLLEE!!! I always laugh when I hear that! Also, in the movie The Worst Witch(charlotte Rae played Agatha and Ms.Cackle)Charlotte Rae does this scene that is SOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!(actually she does more than one that is really funny!!) one is she answers the phone and she says hello, then Mildred comes in and she says sit where you like Mildred(then she points to a chair and says)There!(and I haven't even gotten to the funny part!) Then she tlaks on the phone again and says HELLO!!for the second time!It cracks me up!! I also love it when Mrs.G. says QQQQUIIIIIEEEEETTTT!!!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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Roll out the red carpet...here comes the princess!
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I hate long quotes so I'll stop after my next one!(my favorite is next!)
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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08-11-2001, 05:39 PM	#1
mlee727@aol.com Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Posts: 25	Funny Lines Hey, I don't usually watch the Division(sorry, Nancy McKeon's eyes scare me....maybe the skin around her eyes have been pulled back too much or something and she now scares me a little)--I also don't really like the show, sorry guys. I think Nancy McKeon is playing another version of Jo. BUT I did catch five minutes yesterday and it did have a great line yesterday from Nancy McKeon, when she was chasing some guy, "I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?" It didn't make me a fan, but I did laugh. GREAT LINE. BTW, you wanna play a game? I'm doing this cause I never get more than 4-6 reponses on my fan fiction where others get as much as 30 and that little manila folder is on fire! And quite frankly, I'm a little jealous of those people with the burning manila folders. I want my little manila folder to be on fire!!! It would make me feel so cool!!! Okay, but here's my game and I want you all to play so my manila folder can be on fire! (OR JUST RESPOND TO MY FAN FICTION!!!!) What are your favorite FOL lines? Funniest. Most poignant? Sweetest. Actually, to make sure that this works, let's include lines from other shows that FOL characters have been in(Living Single, Division, ER, Mary Tyler Moore(Cloris Leachman played Phyllis in that show, for those who didn't know) and any others you can think of. And Molly Ringwald movies are included) The only rule is that it has to have been said by a character that was on FOL for more than one or two eps. So a line from Helen Hunt on Mad About You(although that would take up its own folder) or Seth Green or heaven forbid, Mayim Balik doesn't count. So you wanna play? Also, I'm gonna post the last part of my fan fiction soon and I would be very grateful if you made my folder burn :P THANKS

08-11-2001, 07:22 PM	#4
~Tropical Punch 19~ Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: I'm a fly on Clay's wall Posts: 1,961	I have the same problem, my folder never gets on fire either!!! Anyway here are a few lines that may help....... Blair: Oh, Chesnut everything is gonna be alright. Don't worry! Tootie: Blair, I don't lie to my animals I just tell them the truth! Bunnies we are dead meat! Oh, I'm just kidding. Blair: Mrs.Garret I don't see how my perfection is making Natalie feel so imperfect. Sue Anne: My grandparents suffered the hardships of growing up in Kansas. Blair: Living in Kansas now is a hardship! ------------------ Jo: You're so old, that the date on your milk carton would read B.C.! Blair: Turn blue! Blair: Oh my gosh! There's a hair in my menu! JoBlows it) There it's gone! Now order. Blair: I can't order the picture of the hamburger is green!

08-11-2001, 05:56 PM	#2
jinsthewoman Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 09, 2001 Location: new york Posts: 307	In the episode seven little indians Every time I see Blair saying " And then there was ttttttttoooooootie" It just cracks me up and there are alot more great oneliners in that epiosde also.

08-11-2001, 06:25 PM	#3
panman Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 28, 2000 Posts: 327	Nancy didn't have a face lift, or did she? ------------------ The Facts of Life are All About You!!!

08-11-2001, 08:31 PM	#5
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	I always had the same thing, min etopics weren't hot topics until I posted "just sick" then I had a topic that was a hot topic, don't worry you'll get one eventually!! anyway, my FAVORITE is WE ARE IN TROUBBBBLLLEE!!! I always laugh when I hear that! Also, in the movie The Worst Witch(charlotte Rae played Agatha and Ms.Cackle)Charlotte Rae does this scene that is SOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!(actually she does more than one that is really funny!!) one is she answers the phone and she says hello, then Mildred comes in and she says sit where you like Mildred(then she points to a chair and says)There!(and I haven't even gotten to the funny part!) Then she tlaks on the phone again and says HELLO!!for the second time!It cracks me up!! I also love it when Mrs.G. says QQQQUIIIIIEEEEETTTT!!! ------------------ Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! ********************** my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!! *********************** I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I WILL meet HER!! *********************** Roll out the red carpet...here comes the princess! ********************* I hate long quotes so I'll stop after my next one!(my favorite is next!) ********************* Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!! ***********************