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crystals · 03-05-2004, 11:55 PM

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine

4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.

5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.

6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning
Female: Unfertilized.

7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. Female: But would you please stay there?

9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

James"Thunder"Early · 03-06-2004, 12:03 AM

"Haven't we met before?"
"Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"So what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a male impersonator."

"I know how to please you."

"Then please leave me alone."

"I want to give myself to you."

"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I'd go through anything for you."

"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Hollow · 03-06-2004, 01:19 AM

lol.. those are all really funny. when i get hit on i try to piss them off as much as possible. chances are i hate them anyway.

Ewan's My Man · 03-06-2004, 01:24 AM

haha. that's great...seriously, if i was getting hit on, i prolly wouldn't be calm enough to reply with one of those...

of course, i've only really been hit on once...and that was right after i turned 13, some big african american guy first asked me if i was latin, and i'm very pale, then he was like, "so, what are you in college?" and i said no, and then he's like, "oh...so you're in high school" kinda like he was bummed out, and i said no again and then he grinned and he's like, "so you're OUT of college" and i kinda stared at him and was like, "I'm 13...i'm going into the 8th grade..." and i walked away cracking up...quite amusing.

Georgia's on my Mind · 03-06-2004, 01:27 AM

ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

Ewan's My Man · 03-06-2004, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

Simple...start talking to the "voices" in your head

fr00ti · 03-06-2004, 02:41 AM

I heard a great pickup line the other day:
"If you were a screen door, I'd bang the hell outta you."

Hollow · 03-06-2004, 03:57 AM

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Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

say "i just wanted to tell you that i dont care." not as funny as on the list, but its something i'd say. i dont mind being liked but i hate being hit on. some guys at my school keep telling me im hot. i ****ing hate them all and i hope they die. whenever they say hi to me i flip them off or say something like "you irritate me" and they dont stop. *******s. theres a ****** in my art class that always follows me and asks questions like how old i am. and some dumbass in my english class.. he just cant get the message that he makes me want to kill myself. but i already like someone else so hahahahaha **** all them. if murder was legal i'd papercut them all to death. hey, i should tell them that after spring break.

Lady T · 03-06-2004, 04:00 AM

I get hit on all the time; but my response back is to be cordial and indifferent and just thank them politely and excuse yourself and walk away

dawsongirl · 03-06-2004, 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

"Yes I am." Arrogance might scare people.

dawsongirl · 03-06-2004, 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by Mrs. R.N.HARRIS
I get hit on all the time; but my response back is to be cordial and indifferent and just thank them politely and excuse yourself and walk away

I did that at work last week when I got hit on. This guy wasn't even subtle about it. And I was sooooo not interested. Story of my life...get hit on by guys I would never date and not by guys I would.

Lady T · 03-06-2004, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl
I did that at work last week when I got hit on. This guy wasn't even subtle about it. And I was sooooo not interested. Story of my life...get hit on by guys I would never date and not by guys I would.

Yeah what the hell is up with that!!!!

Hollow · 03-06-2004, 04:17 AM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl
Story of my life...get hit on by guys I would never date and not by guys I would.

thats how mine is. my sad, sad life. *cries* oh well i never really like guys anyway. i like one now but i dont know if he likes me, probably not with my luck... all i know is that he likes the stuff i wear (i sold him my barbed wire rubber bracelets) and he thinks im weird because my socks never match.

EricIdlefan · 03-06-2004, 06:51 AM

Here are some quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus:

What a senseless waste of human life

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Me Crunchy Frog!! Me Heap Good(Indian speaking!!)

Nudge! Nudge! Say No More!! Snap! Snap! Wink! Wink!

You know what it is like to have sex with your wife sir??
Yes!!
Then What's It Like??

Now! What's Brown and Smells Like A Bell?
Dung????

Sterling Holobyte · 03-06-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to...
"I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

How about, "well then stay away from me, I wouldn't want you to catch anything!" Get it? ...hot, ...fever, ...oh well.

Or you could say, "only when I am on fire!" Although that one is better if anyone asks you if you smoke.

03-05-2004, 11:55 PM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	Pick Up Lines With Come Backs 1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before? Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 2.)Male: Is this seat empty? Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down. 3.)Male: Your place or mine? Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine 4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living. Female: I'm a female impersonator. 5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign? Female: DO NOT ENTER. 6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning Female: Unfertilized. 7.)Male: Your body's like a temple Female: Sorry, there are no services today. 8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. Female: But would you please stay there? 9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
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03-06-2004, 01:24 AM	#4
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	haha. that's great...seriously, if i was getting hit on, i prolly wouldn't be calm enough to reply with one of those... of course, i've only really been hit on once...and that was right after i turned 13, some big african american guy first asked me if i was latin, and i'm very pale, then he was like, "so, what are you in college?" and i said no, and then he's like, "oh...so you're in high school" kinda like he was bummed out, and i said no again and then he grinned and he's like, "so you're OUT of college" and i kinda stared at him and was like, "I'm 13...i'm going into the 8th grade..." and i walked away cracking up...quite amusing.
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03-06-2004, 02:41 AM	#7
fr00ti Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	I heard a great pickup line the other day: "If you were a screen door, I'd bang the hell outta you."
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03-06-2004, 06:51 AM	#14
EricIdlefan USA 250th! Forum Addict Join Date: Oct 12, 2003 Location: East TN Posts: 68,236	Here are some quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus: What a senseless waste of human life Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition Me Crunchy Frog!! Me Heap Good(Indian speaking!!) Nudge! Nudge! Say No More!! Snap! Snap! Wink! Wink! You know what it is like to have sex with your wife sir?? Yes!! Then What's It Like?? Now! What's Brown and Smells Like A Bell? Dung????
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03-06-2004, 12:03 AM	#2
James"Thunder"Early Whoever's In New England Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 7,088	"Haven't we met before?" "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." "So, wanna go back to my place ?" "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" "Your place or mine?" "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" "It's in the phone book." "But I don't know your name." "That's in the phone book too." "So what do you do for a living?" "I'm a male impersonator." "I know how to please you." "Then please leave me alone." "I want to give myself to you." "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." "I'd go through anything for you." "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

03-06-2004, 01:19 AM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	lol.. those are all really funny. when i get hit on i try to piss them off as much as possible. chances are i hate them anyway.

03-06-2004, 01:27 AM	#5
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	ok, i got hit on today..how do you respond to... "I just wanted to tell you I think you are really hot."

03-06-2004, 04:00 AM	#9
Lady T Member Forum Star Join Date: Apr 20, 2003 Posts: 17,361	I get hit on all the time; but my response back is to be cordial and indifferent and just thank them politely and excuse yourself and walk away