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Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 03-02-2004, 10:18 PM

Hey. I wanted to do a Division Blooper thing. I was reading past ones and thought they were funny so I thought we could do some with CD and Nate in it. I am going to ttry one so here it goes.

*Cradle Will Rock*

CD- *Baby starts crying* It's okay..
Nate- This is a good look on you.
CD- What.
Nate- The mother child thing. Now breatfeed her!
CD- That's not the line!
Director- Keep your pants on Mr. Hamm..Cut!

Probably sucked but I wanna read some of yours

MovieHuntress17 · 03-03-2004, 12:28 AM

Hahahaaaa! That was great! if i cud think of a blooper i wud post it lol,but i'm blank at the moment

Snowfall · 03-03-2004, 02:13 AM

LOL, that was so hilarious! This is a good idea. Let me think. OK, here's one:

*Nate and CD's first kiss at the hospital*
(CD kisses Nate, and sticks her tongue in his mouth)
Jon: WHOA, where'd that come from? You didn't tell me we were doing tongue!
Tracey: What, you're complaining?
Jon: No, of course not, I just mean....oh geez. Can we do this again?
Director: Cut! No surprises this time, Tracey.

And another one:
*End of "Sweet Sorrow," CD is leaving with Bryan on the vacation*
(CD kisses top of Nate's head, and walks away.)
Nate: Wait, don't go.
Tracey: Um, what? That's not the line.
Jon: Well, it should be. Deborah, I can't work like this!
Director: Cut!

I hope those didn't suck too bad.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 03-03-2004, 03:00 PM

Yay we got one!!! LMAO that was funny! Ok I'm gonna try some more.

*The episode is cost of freedom when Kate went into the herb garden and found the marijuana*

Kate- Hello Mary Jane..*starts shoving some into her coat*
Nancy- Bonnie what are you doing??
Bonnie- Well we all don't want her giving this away so I thought I would take some..
Director- Nice try..CUT!

*Same episode- Nate, Raina, CD, and Magda are talking about the case*

Raina- What did he give her for her birthday a doll?
Nate- Yea suicide Suzie. She'd come with a little bridge that she would jump off.
Kate- Is that supposed to be funny? Because last time a checked a young woman was dead. *leaves as Jinny is walking in*
Jinny- Great what did you guys say?? Now she's going to be on my back all day like she is everyday.
Magda- Well then you are used to it.
Jinny- Wanna say that again?
Magda- Yeah, well then you are--
Jinny- *** ** * *****!!! *Pretends to tackle her*
Director- Cut! Why can't you two take this seriously?
Jinny- Sorry.
Magda- We got caught up in the moment.

Stupid I know but I tried lol

MovieHuntress17 · 03-03-2004, 08:06 PM

k this is from the ep when Cap did the makeover.The part where she comes out of the bathroom.

Bonnie comes out of the bathroom
Tracey stares at her.
Taraji smiles politely.
Jon : This reminds me of the dream I had about Carol brady going through her midlife crisis once...
Director: *laughing* Cut!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
These 2 r for made up scenes.And they're inspired by somethin I read Bonnie has a tendancy 2 do.

Lisa: Come on go sing kareoke with me and Raina,pleeeez!
Nancy: Hell no.
Bonnie:Sure,if you can manage to trick me into getting drunk on my ass.
Lisa: Why not? It'll be fun!
Nancy: Because...uh...*Forgets line*I...uh... *Stops Bonnie from flashin the camera guy*I gotta stay here,and make sure Flashy don't blink her headlights!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bonnie: Now get to work,and catch this guy...soon. *hands Raina a folder.*
Taraji:Will do our best. *leaves.*
Jon: *starts to follow her.*
(Not part of the scene) Bonnie: Oh,Nate...
Jon: *Goes along with it* Yeah..*Turns to face her*CAPTAIN! *Eyes get huge*
Bonnie laughs,puts her shirt down.
Director: *starring,and drooling*
Nancy:Cut! Bonnie...*cracks up* That was hilarious!The look on Jon's face is priceless! Peopl,please put this on the blooper reel!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So wutcha think????Hmmmmm????Where they funny???

MovieHuntress17 · 03-03-2004, 08:10 PM

came up with another 1,hehehe.....

The scene when Jinny found out she's pregnant.

Doctor: Oh and the good news is you baby is fine.
Nancy: BABY!?....speaking of wich Baby is using Mommy's bladder as a trampolene,be right back. *walks off set.*
Director: Cut!...again! Nancy don't drink anything else till we get this scene shot!

candace~n~nathan · 03-03-2004, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snowfall

And another one:
*End of "Sweet Sorrow," CD is leaving with Bryan on the vacation*
(CD kisses top of Nate's head, and walks away.)
Nate: Wait, don't go.
Tracey: Um, what? That's not the line.
Jon: Well, it should be. Deborah, I can't work like this!
Director: Cut!

WAHOO!!! Take a stand, Jonny boy!!! LMAO, that was great!

Bonnie Is Great! · 03-04-2004, 08:11 PM

LMAO This is great! I love it. Keep them comming...I can't think of any at the this time.

MovieHuntress17 · 03-04-2004, 08:17 PM

this is also 4 the scen when Jinny found out she's pregnant.

Doctor: And The good news is Your baby is ok.
Nancy: BABY!? *Fart!*
Lisa: Nancy!
Nancy: *blushes* Hehehe, That was the baby's fault *smiles*
Directer: Uh-huh *smirks* Cut.

NancyTracey&Jon · 03-05-2004, 02:09 PM

What ya think of this one:

Cradle Will Rock

CD comes out of the bathroom with the baby.

CD: Surprise!
Nate has a wierd look on his face.
Nate: Oh kewl! They're giving away babies in the bathroom now?? I know, how about you go in there and swap this one for a boy.
CD: Jon, that's not the line.....and how mean is that??
Nate: It's not mean! I just want a boy to play sports with and stuff.
CD: But I want a girl......(CD wines)
Nate: Fine!! Then go see if they're having a two for one special. You can have your girl, and I can have a boy.
CD: OK! she says excitedly and skips off to the bathroom.

/\ /\ /\ sucked I know lol

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 03-05-2004, 05:10 PM

That was funny!! lol I will try again..

Intervention

Jinny- Were you out doing some other woman? Were you not doing it with her? What?
John- That's none of your damn business.
Jinny- Jesus I just want to know if you were doing it. I didnt ask what positions you were doing!!
Director- Ok that's just nasty! Cut!

Jinny- Why don;t you share with the group why you're staying with your husband knowing he was out doing someone every night.
CD- Please it evens out. He was doing a woman and I was doing Nate. Plus Nate is much better in bed than Paul.
Jinny- Yeah he is very good.
CD- How would you know??
Jinny- Well it was the night we..uh nevermind.
CD- You were sleeping with Nate?! GRRRR *Tackles Jinny for real* *Lisa pulls CD off of her* SLUT!!
Jinny- Thank you I try.
CD- *Laughs her ass off*
Director- Well now that we all know eachother, cut!

ANYSNTHATWORKS · 03-08-2004, 04:41 PM

*Right after the CD/Nate kiss in the hospital*

Nate: Hey, how come you didn't give me tounge in the first take??
CD: Simple. This way they'd make us do it again.
Nate: Ahhh I like how you think.
CD: Yeah, and if I remember right you like how I do other things too.
Nate: Oh don't tease me.....
Director: Guys, come on now.
Nate & CD: Sorry!

Snowfall · 03-13-2004, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ANYSNTHATWORKS
*Right after the CD/Nate kiss in the hospital*

Nate: Hey, how come you didn't give me tounge in the first take??
CD: Simple. This way they'd make us do it again.
Nate: Ahhh I like how you think.
CD: Yeah, and if I remember right you like how I do other things too.
Nate: Oh don't tease me.....
Director: Guys, come on now.
Nate & CD: Sorry!

That's a good one! OK, here's another one:

*"Acts of Betrayal," Nate and CD's second kiss on the picnic table*

*making out*
(Woman in background taking pictures turns around and looks at Nate and CD): Hey, WHOA, cool! Oh my gosh, you are CD and Nate from The Division! Oh my gosh! You're kissing! Are you guys going to get together on the show?! I've been waiting FOREVER for you two to get together! This is the most amazing thing that's every happend to me! I watch your show every week!
Director: Cut! Security!
(Tracey and Jon just stare at her, a little embarassed)
(Security comes to take the woman away)
Woman: Hey! I won't tell anyone, I promise! (gets out cell phone and grins)

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 03-16-2004, 04:02 AM

This is the episode "There but for Fortune" and it is the begining of the epsode when the guy pinches her ass but he pinches a little too hard and she got mad.

Jinny- Would you please keep you hands off my ass before I kick yours?
Guy- Nah. Too tempting. *Pinches it again*
Jinny- That's it. *Tackles him to the ground and kicks him in the family jewls*
Guy- *Moaning in pain*
Director- CUT! Nancy this is the seventeenth person we had to play this part. You have to stop kicking them in the nuts!!
Nancy- Well then tell them to stop pinching soo hard!!
Director- Deal!

This is the episode "Intervention" and John Jr. is in the room.

John- Alright she drinks. She drinks like a fish. Show them Jin.
Jinny- *Puts hands to her ears and flaps then why sucking in her cheeks*
Lisa- *Laughing her butt off*
Director- Come on guys.
Scott and Nancy- Sorry.

JinnyExstead897 · 03-16-2004, 02:10 PM

LOL!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

03-02-2004, 10:18 PM	#1
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	The Mistakes They Made Hey. I wanted to do a Division Blooper thing. I was reading past ones and thought they were funny so I thought we could do some with CD and Nate in it. I am going to ttry one so here it goes. Cradle Will Rock CD- Baby starts crying It's okay.. Nate- This is a good look on you. CD- What. Nate- The mother child thing. Now breatfeed her! CD- That's not the line! Director- Keep your pants on Mr. Hamm..Cut! Probably sucked but I wanna read some of yours

03-03-2004, 12:28 AM	#2
MovieHuntress17 #1 Actress ever Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 28, 2002 Location: "Over yonder" Posts: 886	Hahahaaaa! That was great! if i cud think of a blooper i wud post it lol,but i'm blank at the moment
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03-03-2004, 02:13 AM	#3
Snowfall CD and Nate Forever Senior Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2003 Location: Stars Hollow (I wish!) Posts: 1,780	LOL, that was so hilarious! This is a good idea. Let me think. OK, here's one: Nate and CD's first kiss at the hospital (CD kisses Nate, and sticks her tongue in his mouth) Jon: WHOA, where'd that come from? You didn't tell me we were doing tongue! Tracey: What, you're complaining? Jon: No, of course not, I just mean....oh geez. Can we do this again? Director: Cut! No surprises this time, Tracey. And another one: End of "Sweet Sorrow," CD is leaving with Bryan on the vacation (CD kisses top of Nate's head, and walks away.) Nate: Wait, don't go. Tracey: Um, what? That's not the line. Jon: Well, it should be. Deborah, I can't work like this! Director: Cut! I hope those didn't suck too bad.
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03-03-2004, 08:06 PM	#5
MovieHuntress17 #1 Actress ever Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 28, 2002 Location: "Over yonder" Posts: 886	k this is from the ep when Cap did the makeover.The part where she comes out of the bathroom. Bonnie comes out of the bathroom Tracey stares at her. Taraji smiles politely. Jon : This reminds me of the dream I had about Carol brady going through her midlife crisis once... Director: laughing Cut! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ These 2 r for made up scenes.And they're inspired by somethin I read Bonnie has a tendancy 2 do. Lisa: Come on go sing kareoke with me and Raina,pleeeez! Nancy: Hell no. Bonnie:Sure,if you can manage to trick me into getting drunk on my ass. Lisa: Why not? It'll be fun! Nancy: Because...uh...Forgets lineI...uh... Stops Bonnie from flashin the camera guyI gotta stay here,and make sure Flashy don't blink her headlights! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bonnie: Now get to work,and catch this guy...soon. hands Raina a folder. Taraji:Will do our best. leaves. Jon: starts to follow her. (Not part of the scene) Bonnie: Oh,Nate... Jon: Goes along with it Yeah..Turns to face herCAPTAIN! Eyes get huge Bonnie laughs,puts her shirt down. Director: starring,and drooling Nancy:Cut! Bonnie...cracks up That was hilarious!The look on Jon's face is priceless! Peopl,please put this on the blooper reel!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So wutcha think????Hmmmmm????Where they funny???
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03-04-2004, 08:11 PM	#8
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03-03-2004, 03:00 PM	#4
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	Yay we got one!!! LMAO that was funny! Ok I'm gonna try some more. The episode is cost of freedom when Kate went into the herb garden and found the marijuana Kate- Hello Mary Jane..starts shoving some into her coat Nancy- Bonnie what are you doing?? Bonnie- Well we all don't want her giving this away so I thought I would take some.. Director- Nice try..CUT! Same episode- Nate, Raina, CD, and Magda are talking about the case Raina- What did he give her for her birthday a doll? Nate- Yea suicide Suzie. She'd come with a little bridge that she would jump off. Kate- Is that supposed to be funny? Because last time a checked a young woman was dead. leaves as Jinny is walking in Jinny- Great what did you guys say?? Now she's going to be on my back all day like she is everyday. Magda- Well then you are used to it. Jinny- Wanna say that again? Magda- Yeah, well then you are-- Jinny- * * ****!!! Pretends to tackle her* Director- Cut! Why can't you two take this seriously? Jinny- Sorry. Magda- We got caught up in the moment. Stupid I know but I tried lol

03-03-2004, 08:10 PM	#6
MovieHuntress17 #1 Actress ever Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 28, 2002 Location: "Over yonder" Posts: 886	came up with another 1,hehehe..... The scene when Jinny found out she's pregnant. Doctor: Oh and the good news is you baby is fine. Nancy: BABY!?....speaking of wich Baby is using Mommy's bladder as a trampolene,be right back. walks off set. Director: Cut!...again! Nancy don't drink anything else till we get this scene shot!

03-04-2004, 08:17 PM	#9
MovieHuntress17 #1 Actress ever Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 28, 2002 Location: "Over yonder" Posts: 886	this is also 4 the scen when Jinny found out she's pregnant. Doctor: And The good news is Your baby is ok. Nancy: BABY!? Fart! Lisa: Nancy! Nancy: blushes Hehehe, That was the baby's fault smiles Directer: Uh-huh smirks Cut.
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03-05-2004, 02:09 PM	#10
NancyTracey&Jon Chocolate & coffee!! Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 16, 2004 Location: Fairhaven, Massachusetts Posts: 48	What ya think of this one: Cradle Will Rock CD comes out of the bathroom with the baby. CD: Surprise! Nate has a wierd look on his face. Nate: Oh kewl! They're giving away babies in the bathroom now?? I know, how about you go in there and swap this one for a boy. CD: Jon, that's not the line.....and how mean is that?? Nate: It's not mean! I just want a boy to play sports with and stuff. CD: But I want a girl......(CD wines) Nate: Fine!! Then go see if they're having a two for one special. You can have your girl, and I can have a boy. CD: OK! she says excitedly and skips off to the bathroom. /\ /\ /\ sucked I know lol
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03-05-2004, 05:10 PM	#11
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	That was funny!! lol I will try again.. Intervention Jinny- Were you out doing some other woman? Were you not doing it with her? What? John- That's none of your damn business. Jinny- Jesus I just want to know if you were doing it. I didnt ask what positions you were doing!! Director- Ok that's just nasty! Cut! Jinny- Why don;t you share with the group why you're staying with your husband knowing he was out doing someone every night. CD- Please it evens out. He was doing a woman and I was doing Nate. Plus Nate is much better in bed than Paul. Jinny- Yeah he is very good. CD- How would you know?? Jinny- Well it was the night we..uh nevermind. CD- You were sleeping with Nate?! GRRRR Tackles Jinny for real Lisa pulls CD off of her SLUT!! Jinny- Thank you I try. CD- Laughs her ass off Director- Well now that we all know eachother, cut!

03-08-2004, 04:41 PM	#12
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03-16-2004, 04:02 AM	#14
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	This is the episode "There but for Fortune" and it is the begining of the epsode when the guy pinches her ass but he pinches a little too hard and she got mad. Jinny- Would you please keep you hands off my ass before I kick yours? Guy- Nah. Too tempting. Pinches it again Jinny- That's it. Tackles him to the ground and kicks him in the family jewls Guy- Moaning in pain Director- CUT! Nancy this is the seventeenth person we had to play this part. You have to stop kicking them in the nuts!! Nancy- Well then tell them to stop pinching soo hard!! Director- Deal! This is the episode "Intervention" and John Jr. is in the room. John- Alright she drinks. She drinks like a fish. Show them Jin. Jinny- Puts hands to her ears and flaps then why sucking in her cheeks Lisa- Laughing her butt off Director- Come on guys. Scott and Nancy- Sorry.

03-16-2004, 02:10 PM	#15
JinnyExstead897 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 07, 2004 Posts: 52	LOL!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!