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barwars · 02-29-2004, 02:38 PM

What were the funniest moments or quotes from all 11 seasons of Frasier??

My favorite scene of all time on Frasier would have to be from "The Show Where Lilith Comes Back"

Lilith sits on the couch. Eddie jumps up beside her.

Lilith: Go away.

Eddie jumps off the couch and runs away.

Frasier: Why does he listen to you, and not to me?
Lilith: By the tone of my voice, he senses I mean business.
Frasier: Oh, I see. You're saying your voice is more commanding than mine is?
Martin: Hell, I took a half a step before I realized she was talking to the dog.

haha.... classic.

Brian Damage · 02-29-2004, 04:51 PM

I'm not too goo with exact quotes for this show, but I loved when the overweight Daphne fell down and Martin in a panic screams out "Eddie!" "Eddie!" Thinking that Daphne fell on him.

barwars · 02-29-2004, 04:59 PM

haha.... I love that.
Daphne's fat suit was REALLY bad.... but it made for some jokes.

Im not good with exact quotes either.... I grabbed that one from the website with the transcripts.

Martin always has the best lines.
like another one with Daphne's fat suit where Martin says

"I just realized.... it took three Cranes to lift you!!"

booty_full56 · 07-04-2004, 04:32 PM

She had a fat suit? Wasn't she pregnant r something (in real life)

02-29-2004, 02:38 PM	#1
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Funniest Moments/Best Quotes What were the funniest moments or quotes from all 11 seasons of Frasier?? My favorite scene of all time on Frasier would have to be from "The Show Where Lilith Comes Back" Lilith sits on the couch. Eddie jumps up beside her. Lilith: Go away. Eddie jumps off the couch and runs away. Frasier: Why does he listen to you, and not to me? Lilith: By the tone of my voice, he senses I mean business. Frasier: Oh, I see. You're saying your voice is more commanding than mine is? Martin: Hell, I took a half a step before I realized she was talking to the dog. haha.... classic.

07-04-2004, 04:32 PM	#4
booty_full56 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2004 Posts: 6	She had a fat suit? Wasn't she pregnant r something (in real life)
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02-29-2004, 04:51 PM	#2
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	I'm not too goo with exact quotes for this show, but I loved when the overweight Daphne fell down and Martin in a panic screams out "Eddie!" "Eddie!" Thinking that Daphne fell on him.

02-29-2004, 04:59 PM	#3
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	haha.... I love that. Daphne's fat suit was REALLY bad.... but it made for some jokes. Im not good with exact quotes either.... I grabbed that one from the website with the transcripts. Martin always has the best lines. like another one with Daphne's fat suit where Martin says "I just realized.... it took three Cranes to lift you!!"