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amora · 02-29-2004, 01:09 PM

i was wondering if someone could give me some david and darlene quotes?

or if anyone had transcripts that wouldn't require money?

Heather987 · 03-09-2004, 01:41 AM

Darlene: No, I'm serious: I think we should get married.
David Healy: Oh, I get it, now you're gonna tell me you're kidding.
Darlene: Nope. Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant

sniffmagikmarkrs · 03-10-2004, 02:17 PM

Darlene: David we're through i'm breaking up with you
David: Gee, can we still not have sex?

db108108 · 03-12-2004, 12:03 AM

David: I don't know, she just makes me feel like a man (about Molly)

Darlene: I can make you feel like a man David.... take out the trash.

tanabi5790 · 03-12-2004, 10:25 PM

::Roseanne barges into basement where Darlene and David are laying on bed reading::

Roseanne: You guys ARE having sex!
Darlene: David, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.

02-29-2004, 01:09 PM	#1
amora Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Location: my own little world Posts: 15	Can someone please help me quote wise? i was wondering if someone could give me some david and darlene quotes? or if anyone had transcripts that wouldn't require money?
	__________________ later my loves, Amora

03-10-2004, 02:17 PM	#3
sniffmagikmarkrs meant to be Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 08, 2004 Location: Lanford, Illinois Posts: 131	Darlene: David we're through i'm breaking up with you David: Gee, can we still not have sex?
	__________________ Darlene: (to DJ) You're about to become a strange smell in the attic Darlene: David we're through, I'm breaking up with you David: Gee, can we still not have sex

03-12-2004, 10:25 PM	#5
tanabi5790 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 16, 2004 Location: the happiest place on earth! Posts: 265	::Roseanne barges into basement where Darlene and David are laying on bed reading:: Roseanne: You guys ARE having sex! Darlene: David, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
	__________________ Just remember, you thought it was funny when the other kids did it! -Lecy Goranson Robert Koehler rhythmnation2004@hotmail.com

03-09-2004, 01:41 AM	#2
Heather987 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Posts: 476	Darlene: No, I'm serious: I think we should get married. David Healy: Oh, I get it, now you're gonna tell me you're kidding. Darlene: Nope. Now I'm gonna tell you I'm pregnant

03-12-2004, 12:03 AM	#4
db108108 Teacher (for now) Senior Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2003 Location: 2 hours north of Detroit, 2 hours south of Toronto Posts: 1,023	David: I don't know, she just makes me feel like a man (about Molly) Darlene: I can make you feel like a man David.... take out the trash.