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harper vs harper · 02-26-2004, 12:30 AM

george being a nazi

there had to be a second spitter

that story kramer tells about when the girl gets her pinky toe cut off and he puts the toe in a cracker jack box and tkes the bus to the hospital and knocks that guy out then drives the bus and still lets people off at there stops

lets hear some more

Brian Damage · 02-26-2004, 10:42 AM

Kramer punching out Mickey Mantle.

Denim Vest · 02-26-2004, 11:34 AM

I liked when Kramer pretended to be a cop. "make love to that wall!"

Maestro · 02-26-2004, 01:23 PM

How about in The Abstinence, when J is talking to G in 5A, as a sidebar G is solving a Rubik's Cube while correctly rifling through Jeopardy questions given by Alex T. on the tube.
I like plots where G does good.

G: "What is Pericles?..........Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle......What is Borax?..............What is Tungsten or Wolfram?"

ALEX TREBEK: "We were looking for 'What is Tungsten, or Wolfram'."

J: "Is this a repeat?"

Many of my fav moments are not huge lines, I like some of nuances used by the characters, like maybe just a certain look or body language.

Maestro · 02-26-2004, 01:26 PM

Like when G walks in to 5A and K is Kissing J.

G just rolls his eyes, turns & leaves, end of scene, no G dialog.
That was funny!

or....

Maestro · 02-26-2004, 01:29 PM

the look/actions G used when he was screening his calls, eating popcorn like it was a show and listening to himself sing "Believe it or not I'm walking on air" (Greatest Amer Hero) on his answering machine. G says nothing, but is enjoying his voice emensely.

Those are great Georgie moments BABY!!!!!!!

FOLN@NFan · 03-08-2004, 11:23 PM

555-FILK...haha watchin it now

only Kramer could do this..."Hello, and Welcome to Movie Phone! using ur touch tone keypad, please enter the first 3 digits of the movie you would like to see now." "You've selected Agent Zero! Press one if this is correct." (George: "What?") "Uh...You've selected Brown Eyed Girl. Press 1 if this is correct." "Why dont u just Tell me the name of the movie you want to see?!" "To find the the-a-ter nearest you, use your touch tone keypad to enter your 5 digit zip code now." "Why dont you just tell me where you want to see the movie?!"

haha...and at the end, the real movie phone guys comes 2 kramers door "hello, and welcome to ur worst nightmare! I know youre in there, cosmo, kramer, apartment 5B!..."

oh yea, forgot the first time w/ Elaine:
..."Hello, and Welcome to Movie Phone! brought to u by the NY time and HOT 97. coming to the-aters this friday...kevin bacon...susan saradaon...'youve got to get me over this mountain! AHH! Noo!!!' <exploding and screaming sounds> Theres no higher place than...Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie u want 2 see, press 1." Elaine: "Kramer??" Kramer: "E...Elaine?" Elaine: "Um...what time does Chunnel (?) start?" Kramer: "uhh...i dont know."

Ant-Lox · 03-11-2004, 11:47 AM

When Putty Showed his 8-Ball Jacket to Elaine at the end of the Fur Coat ep

George's Answering Machine

Elaine's crazy dancing

When Frank put on the 'bro' and his wife walked in

sinatrastar · 03-11-2004, 01:16 PM

Jerry trying to play off being busted on his fake Butcher - "I'll bet he acted all aloof like he didnt know me"

BensonFan · 03-29-2004, 10:46 PM

When Elaine says in that accent....

"MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!"

Something about that just cracks me up

Lisa

sinatrastar · 03-30-2004, 01:30 AM

Hello Benson fan, here is a pic for you

sinatrastar · 03-30-2004, 01:31 AM

Looks like Jerry is doing his "Tony the Mimbo" imitation where he puts his collar up and walks around saying Tonee, Tonee.

BensonFan · 03-30-2004, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sinatrastar
Hello Benson fan, here is a pic for you

Hey thanks!! Question...how can I get this pic below my name, like you have your Elaine pic? This is a great one!

Lisa

Ant-Lox · 03-30-2004, 11:36 AM

When Jerry said "I gotta Have A Lo mein" I loved that part from the 1st episode.

TGirl · 07-05-2004, 10:31 PM

. . . when Kramer set up his apartment as a Talk Show set.

Who else, but Kramer, would have that much free time on his hands?

02-26-2004, 12:30 AM	#1
harper vs harper Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 25, 2003 Location: pikeville,ky Posts: 15	just random funny things george being a nazi there had to be a second spitter that story kramer tells about when the girl gets her pinky toe cut off and he puts the toe in a cracker jack box and tkes the bus to the hospital and knocks that guy out then drives the bus and still lets people off at there stops lets hear some more

02-26-2004, 01:23 PM	#4
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	radom it is.... How about in The Abstinence, when J is talking to G in 5A, as a sidebar G is solving a Rubik's Cube while correctly rifling through Jeopardy questions given by Alex T. on the tube. I like plots where G does good. G: "What is Pericles?..........Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle......What is Borax?..............What is Tungsten or Wolfram?" ALEX TREBEK: "We were looking for 'What is Tungsten, or Wolfram'." J: "Is this a repeat?" Many of my fav moments are not huge lines, I like some of nuances used by the characters, like maybe just a certain look or body language.
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02-26-2004, 01:29 PM	#6
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	... the look/actions G used when he was screening his calls, eating popcorn like it was a show and listening to himself sing "Believe it or not I'm walking on air" (Greatest Amer Hero) on his answering machine. G says nothing, but is enjoying his voice emensely. Those are great Georgie moments BABY!!!!!!!

03-11-2004, 11:47 AM	#8
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03-30-2004, 01:30 AM	#11
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02-26-2004, 10:42 AM	#2
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Kramer punching out Mickey Mantle.

02-26-2004, 11:34 AM	#3
Denim Vest Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 18, 2004 Posts: 55	I liked when Kramer pretended to be a cop. "make love to that wall!"

02-26-2004, 01:26 PM	#5
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	Like when G walks in to 5A and K is Kissing J. G just rolls his eyes, turns & leaves, end of scene, no G dialog. That was funny! or....

03-08-2004, 11:23 PM	#7
FOLN@NFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Location: PA Posts: 706	555-FILK...haha watchin it now only Kramer could do this..."Hello, and Welcome to Movie Phone! using ur touch tone keypad, please enter the first 3 digits of the movie you would like to see now." "You've selected Agent Zero! Press one if this is correct." (George: "What?") "Uh...You've selected Brown Eyed Girl. Press 1 if this is correct." "Why dont u just Tell me the name of the movie you want to see?!" "To find the the-a-ter nearest you, use your touch tone keypad to enter your 5 digit zip code now." "Why dont you just tell me where you want to see the movie?!" haha...and at the end, the real movie phone guys comes 2 kramers door "hello, and welcome to ur worst nightmare! I know youre in there, cosmo, kramer, apartment 5B!..." oh yea, forgot the first time w/ Elaine: ..."Hello, and Welcome to Movie Phone! brought to u by the NY time and HOT 97. coming to the-aters this friday...kevin bacon...susan saradaon...'youve got to get me over this mountain! AHH! Noo!!!' <exploding and screaming sounds> Theres no higher place than...Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie u want 2 see, press 1." Elaine: "Kramer??" Kramer: "E...Elaine?" Elaine: "Um...what time does Chunnel (?) start?" Kramer: "uhh...i dont know."

03-11-2004, 01:16 PM	#9
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Jerry trying to play off being busted on his fake Butcher - "I'll bet he acted all aloof like he didnt know me"

03-29-2004, 10:46 PM	#10
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	When Elaine says in that accent.... "MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!" Something about that just cracks me up Lisa

03-30-2004, 01:31 AM	#12
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Looks like Jerry is doing his "Tony the Mimbo" imitation where he puts his collar up and walks around saying Tonee, Tonee.

03-30-2004, 11:36 AM	#14
Ant-Lox Cloud Watcher Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18, 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 1,824	When Jerry said "I gotta Have A Lo mein" I loved that part from the 1st episode.

07-05-2004, 10:31 PM	#15
TGirl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 06, 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 284	. . . when Kramer set up his apartment as a Talk Show set. Who else, but Kramer, would have that much free time on his hands?