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Old 02-23-2004, 05:22 PM   #1
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Default Only read this joke if you have a sense of humor

I was watching a stand up comedy act and this guy said his wife is always moaning and complaining about being fat and his advice to her was to LOCK THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!-LOL I was not expecting him to say that. But hopefully no one gets offended because it's JUST COMEDY
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Old 02-23-2004, 05:28 PM   #2
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That's not funny.
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Old 02-23-2004, 05:30 PM   #3
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That's not funny.
I thought i was clear when i said if you don;t have a sense of humor don;t read the post. I have told this joke to some heavy people and they laughed because they have high self esteem and a sense of humor
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Old 02-23-2004, 05:32 PM   #4
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I thought i was clear when i said if you don;t have a sense of humor don;t read the post. I have told this joke to some heavy people and they laughed because they have high self esteem and a sense of humor
No, I think you misunderstood. I have a sense of humor. When I read this, I expected to see something funny. However, it was not funny. I'm not offended, I just thought it was a stupid joke.
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Old 02-23-2004, 05:43 PM   #5
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No, I think you misunderstood. I have a sense of humor. When I read this, I expected to see something funny. However, it was not funny. I'm not offended, I just thought it was a stupid joke.
I agree.
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Old 02-23-2004, 05:45 PM   #6
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Oh brother!, no one likes to laugh. well everyone in the audience thought it was funny
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Old 02-23-2004, 05:55 PM   #7
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No, I think you misunderstood. I have a sense of humor. When I read this, I expected to see something funny. However, it was not funny. I'm not offended, I just thought it was a stupid joke.

Me too. He should have had something more funny to say
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Old 02-23-2004, 06:08 PM   #9
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lol wtf?! That was the stupidest joke I've ever heard in my life.
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Oh brother!, no one likes to laugh. well everyone in the audience thought it was funny
Get it through your head. We LIKE jokes, but this one was NOT "ha-ha" funny.
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Sitcom Analyzer - How old are you? Do you have some sort of mental problem? Because you never sound too bright in your posts. I bet you will reply to this with something like, "No I think YOUR mental-LOL !"

Anyway... I have a great sense of humor, but that joke sucked. It wasn't even funny. Only an idiot would find a lame ass joke like that funny.
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There was nothing funny about it.
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You not funny.
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that guy needs a new job because that's not funny it's stupid

and I have a very good sense of humor thank you
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