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[musicradio77]

I LOST ON ABC
(Parody of "I Lost on Jeopardy!" by Weird Al Yankovic)

I was there I'm doing my music,
Right here on the Dan Ingram show
Along with me and Herb Oscar Anderson,
Both with the DJ's
I was wreck, I was nervous,
And then I'm all started to play
Now I'm giving up my job,
Say "Bye now, Kemosabe!"
(hey, hey)

CHORUS:
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh

Since I was listen to on my radio
My dead dog called me
And then I heard my Cousin Bruce Morrow
Says "Eeeeeeee"
I am lousy, to change my station
And suddenly, no one will play more
Now I'm crazy for a moment
PAMS started to play the jingles
(hey, hey)

CHORUS:
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh

(collection of PAMS WABC jingles)

My friend told me, I was dummy
And then I'm telling my dad
He says tune in 77
Right here on WABC
(hey, hey)

CHORUS:
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh
I lost on ABC, baby
Oohhh

I lost on ABC, baby

(PAMS Contempo Series #18 WABC jingle)

[fhs19922000]

i have 2 that i recorded on a live cd in a studio

There's Nothing on tv (Parody of Some Guys have all the luck by Rod Stewart)

There's nothing on tv
it's all the same old crap
i know there's nothing new
they show the president so much

well i am flipping through with this tv remote
hoping to find something other than jerry springer
cause when he's on you can bet that it will be all bad
and nothing good comes from that show anyway

There's nothing on tv
it's all the same old crap
i know there's nothing new
they show the president so much
woo ooooooo wooooo oooo wooooo oooo

jay leno is so very funny at late nights
he makes fun of politics well i do too
and letterman is next in line at being funny
them monologues they make perfect sense to me

There's nothing on tv
it's all the same old crap
i know there's nothing new
they show the president so much
woo ooooooo wooooo oooo wooooo oooo woo oooooo woo oooo wooooo

rugrats are cool and so is ol spongebob squarepants
but weekdays i just got to watch regis and kelly
meredith viera hosts that millionaire game show
i can't miss one episode or i will be so mad

There's nothing on tv
it's all the same old crap
i know there's nothing new
they show the president so much
woo ooooooo wooooo oooo wooooo oooo woo oooooo woo oooo wooooo

(End of Song)


Majority (Parody of Minority by Green Day)

they all win by majority
they all win by majority
that's the way that it oughta be
cause they all win by majority

there was a big florida deadlock between al gore and george w bush
they had a time counting the ballots
chaos spread right over the state


they all win by majority
they all win by majority
that's the way that it oughta be
cause they all win by majority

they all voted for buchanan
it was a big time mess
we did not have a clear winner
until the results came and george w won

but now we had janet reno she was the one who seized ol elian
and i know that he's back in cuba now with fidel castro everytime

they all win by majority
they all win by majority
that's the way that it oughta be
cause they all win by majority

well billy clinton had a big affair
with miss monica became national news
and i know it was on the tv screen
and on the web in jokes and parodies
for now i know that it's gonna be better for publicity

they all win by majority
they all win by majority
that's the way that it oughta be
cause they all win by majority

(End of Song)

[Cautioren]

Without Meat (Parody of Without Me by Eminem)



Two trailer park beefs go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park beefs go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.


"Ooooohhhhh!"


Guess what's back, back again
Meat is back, tell some men
Guess what’s back, guess what's back,
guess what's back, guess what's back,
guess what's back, guess what's back,
Guess who's back...

I've created a new meat, cuz nobody wants to
See turkey no more they want Ham
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Ham, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of pee mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm eating the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Lamely
But your husband's are problems is complicating
So the MeatCC won't let me be
Yo let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on Bake TV
But it feels so empty without meat
So c’mon man put me in ya fridge , bum on your lips
jump back, jiggle her lip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuz this lunch it’s about to get heavy
I just settled all my love and , fudge on Debbie!"

Now this looks like a Lunch for me
So everybody just let me
Cuz we need a little pork & beef,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little pork & beef,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

Little aliens, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Rich"
A visionary, vision is I’m Scaredy , could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waids a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone eating my meat
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to eat so darn much of my meat you eat for me?
Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the meeting
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as soon someone mentions me
Here's my 5 cents, my 7 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a lunch for me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork & beef,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

I said this looks like a lunch for me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork & beef ,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's lightin’ this & that lit
Ms. kapatrick, you can get your meat stole
Worse than them little imp Limp CABizkits
And Obie, you can get stun by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed scared to know me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since He turned himself into a simple
But sometimes (*wow*) it just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must meat I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just o up scene
Though I'm not the first thing of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selflessly
And use it to get myself worthy (*Hey*)
There's a concept that works
20 zillion other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the fridge
It'll be so empty without meat

Now this looks like a lunch for me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork & beef ,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

I said this looks like a lunch for me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork & beef ,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

"Skids!"

[Cautioren]

Im still here in the bathtub (parody of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game")

Im still here in the bathtub
Im so clean that I squeak
Mom says it's good to relax and soak
It's been two days theres no room to backstroke
Oh, this bathtub is like an island
On which I have been marooned
I am Wrink-Wrink-Wrinkled so much
You can call me prune

[musicradio77]

Disney Princess (A parody of Stevie Wonder's "Superwoman")

Mary wants to be a Cinderella
but she wants a glass slipper to fit.
But she marries my Prince to love her
and lived happily ever after.

Mary wants to be a Snow White
And she'll someday my Prince will come?
But I kissed her softly and gently
And make my dreams come true.

very well
I believe I know you
very well
wish that you knew me too
very well
and I think I can wish ev'rything
make all your dreams come true.

Very well
and I think I can face
very well
wish that you knew me too
very well
and I think I can wish ev'rything
make all your dreams come true.

Mary wants to be a Sleeping Beauty
and try to kiss a Prince Charming
But does she woke up
she'll get out with a dream?

My woman wants to be a lovely Belle
and I just had to waltz with a Beast.
Because I can't spend all
my hours starting to dance.

Very well
I believe I know you
very well
wish that you knew me too
very well
I think I can wish ev'rything
make all your dreams come true.

Very well
and I think I can face
very well
wish that you knew me too
very well
and I think I can wish ev'rything
make all your dreams come true.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally Posted by Steve M.

[Ohio8]

"That's a Moron" (parody of Dean Martin's "That's Amore").

when words said unrise
lead a fist to an eye.
that's a moron.
if you stay after school
'cause in class you acted like a fool.
you're a moron.

a ding-a-ling.

when some jamook cuts you off,
then pulls up beside and flips you off.
that's a moron. (that's a moron.)
when some dumbass tailgates,
causing you rage and hate.
that's a moron. (that's a moron.)

car sides have dings, dings, dings.

if alte at night your phone rings
and you get a call that's obscene.
that's a moron.
if it's just a prank
makes you cuss out that smutty crank.
they're a moron. (they're a moron.)

ring, ring, ring.

you're eating a calzone,
someone swipes it -- won't get their own.
that's a moron.
you're walking down the street,
some puke swipes you off your feet.
that's a moron. (that's a moron.)

yeah, yeah, yeah.

idiot. clown. stoopid. jerk.
a moron in other words
is still a moron (still a moron).
when legs aren't kept shut,
provoking words such as "slut."
that's a moron. (that's a moron.)

[Ohio8]

"Who Were You" (parody of The Who's "Who Are You.")

who were you? who-who-whowhowho....

I woke up in a golden doorway
an angel knew my name.
he said, "Man you can go home now
if you can get up and fly away."

the ceiling light went out,
I looked up at the darkness there.
I remember holding a fresh bulb
and standing on a chair.

well who were you? who-....

I took the sunray back down,
back to try to win.
I felt like a living...
with a streak of...

I sat back and smiled,
and looked back on my lively days.
eleven lifetimes in forty years
man! I think there's another way.

who who were you who who who who
(I really want to know!)...etc.
well who the f*** were you??

who were you who were you who were you.....

I know there's a place to walk,
where golden leaves fall from trees.
where Legolas and Pippin
seemed most familiar to me.

I spill out like a subway hole
yet still receive this bliss.
how can this measure up to anyone know?
after such a life like tis.

well who were you!?
(who were you...etc. to end of song.)

[Ohio8]

"Noway Man" (parody of The Beatles's "Nowhere Man.")

he's a real Noway Man,
sitting in his Noway Land,
making all his Noway plans for nobody.

doesn't care where he's going to,
has no real point of view,
hasn't he any future to see at all?

Noway Man please listen,
only kind word -- no dissin'.
Noway Man, someplace better is at hand.

he's as stubborn as can be,
doesn't want to work with you and me,
Noway Man can you cooperate at all?

Noway Man don't hurry,
ease your mind -- don't hurry.
Noway Man, the photo world is there to command.

has too many points to disprove,
needs no truck to move,
isn't he in reality?

Noway Man please listen,
it's most worth insistin'.
Noway Man, make sure it doesn't get out of hand.

he's a real Noway Man
sitting in his Noway Land.
making all his Noway plans for nobody.
making all his Noway plans for nobody.
making all his Noawy palns for nobody.

[Steve M.]

Originally Posted by Ohio8

"Noway Man" (parody of The Beatles's "Nowhere Man.")

he's a real Noway Man,
sitting in his Noway Land,
making all his Noway plans for nobody.

doesn't care where he's going to,
has no real point of view,
hasn't he any future to see at all?

Noway Man please listen,
only kind word -- no dissin'.
Noway Man, someplace better is at hand.

he's as stubborn as can be,
doesn't want to work with you and me,
Noway Man can you cooperate at all?

Noway Man don't hurry,
ease your mind -- don't hurry.
Noway Man, the photo world is there to command.

has too many points to disprove,
needs no truck to move,
isn't he in reality?

Noway Man please listen,
it's most worth insistin'.
Noway Man, make sure it doesn't get out of hand.

he's a real Noway Man
sitting in his Noway Land.
making all his Noway plans for nobody.
making all his Noway plans for nobody.
making all his Noawy palns for nobody.

Ha ha, clever!

[D-Dey]

I wrote this a while back, but it turned out to be longer than the original song. Those who are from Long Island might be a little more familiar with the references.

Port Jefferson Bay
(A parody of Montego Bay, by Bobby Bloom)


A town on Long Island Sound that might look neat.
With quaint stores and cool breeze you can beat the heat.
But historic shops don't make up for dismay,
Those slow moving roads off Port Jefferson Bay.

The fast and the furious you'll never meet.
Their sole occupation is to clog the streets,
with tourists and yuppies from across the way.
There's no chance evacuating Port Jeff Bay.
Air Raid!

(Woah, woah w-woah woah, w-woah woah woah [2x])

If Shoreham blew....
(Dowwwwwn....)
Down in Port Jefferson Bay
Woah, you can't evacuate.


Route 347 was planned for relief
But efforts to upgrade only met with grief.
McNamara's bribe scandal kept things this way.
So now you can never leave the Port Jeff Bay.

Though Sheep Pasture Road offers some scenery,
It's just as suburban as the L.I.E.
An old rotten raliroad bridge says stay away.
You might as well suffer crowded Port Jeff Bay.
Bridge out!

(Woah, woah w-woah woah, w-woah woah woah [2x])

There's no way out
(Ooooouut....)
Out of Port Jefferson Bay
Woah, it's worse than I can say.


(Whistling instrumental break)


The Three Village Bypass could've saved the day.
But nobody'd let them fix 25A.
By clogging the roads beyond capacity.
They think that they're saving their community.
Like hell!

(Woah, woah w-woah woah, w-woah woah woah [2x])

ABCO can rot,
(Dowwwwwn...)
Down in Port Jefferson Bay
Woah, they can kiss my "A."

Get off the streets!
(Whistling instrumental finale)

[Steve M.]

Clever, D-Dey!

[AMackII]

Ode to Classic TV (a parody medley of Train's Play That Song & Hey Soul Sister)

Air that Old Show
Remember back when it was first aired
And It was also very uncut too
In which it was not an excuse

Back when TV first transition to living color
Anyone's well enough to see it by inviting each other
They watched Pettitcoat Junction and of course Andy Griffith
and We even look at Star Trek

The other old shows we saw
Are My Three Sons and Hee Haw
Dont count out Flipper & All in the Family
Its how networks play a classic back in the day

So Air The Old Show
The One it aired back in the 60s & 70s
and also the 80s & 90s too
And This is not a major excuse
Hey, Air that Old Show
The One is a 20th Century classic
The One got us in nostalgic mood
And that is not a big excuse(Yeahy Yeah)

Watching Sanford & Son
Is another old show we recall
Along The Jeffersons & Barnaby Jones
How About Happy Days(Aye!), Laverne & Shirley,
Cant enough of Carol Burnett, Its her show we never forget about
These Retro Shows always have no doubt
Cheers & The Partridge Family
are the ones that we tune in every week

So Air The Old Show
The One it aired back in the 60s & 70s
and also the 80s & 90s too
And This is not a major excuse
Hey, Air that Old Show
The One is a 20th Century classic
The One got us in nostalgic mood
And that is not a big excuse
that's not a big excuse
that's not a big excuse
that's not a big excuse

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

The Match Game, I normally watch it on the tube each day
I’ve seen every episode of Matlock and We knew Charlie's Angels were hot
so does Remington Steele
I have no fear about watching entire episode of Cheers
You may have like Three's Company but you also know The Love Boat and The Twilight Zone

Hey Retro TV, It's that the one that is vintage & old school
That way how Television were used to be
Hey Retro TV, way back when all the great TV shows were coming on...

At Night(and Day, Day, Day)

Always on time, We can read TV Guide to search the show’s listings
Like Tonight Show with Johnny Carson & plus there's Wheel of Fortune,
The Price is Right(Come On Down!)

I also know the rest but Family Feud & Sale of the Century are the best
and the same goes for Soul Train, Card Sharks and Pyramid w/ Dick Clark and Hart to Hart

Hey Retro TV, It's that the one that is vintage & old school
That way how Television were used to be
Hey Retro TV, Way back when all the great TV shows were coming on

You know a thing about Knight Rider & Magnum PI & also The Golden Girls & MNF & even Dynasty
I like CHiPs and Who's The Boss, Pink Panther, Donahue and Newhart are also near & dear to my heart
We see ESPN, HBO, MTV & other channels by the time Cable TV first started
This is how we remember when TV was great, and also vintage

Hey Retro TV, It's that the one that is vintage & old school
That way how Television were used to be
Hey Retro TV, way back when all the great TV shows were coming on at Night

Hey Retro TV, way back when all the great TV shows were coming on
At Night(and Day, Day, Day)
At Night(and Day, Day, Day)
At Night

[Steve M.]

His Memory

(a parody of the Beatles' "Her Majesty")

His memory's reliable, yeah,
'Cause he doesn't forget anything.
His memory's incredible, yeah,
'Cause he knows the real name of Sting.
I want to tell him that I hate trivia,
And I gotta get my brass knuckles out.
His memory's a pain in the neck,
Someday I'm gonna punch him out, oh yeah,
Someday I'm gonna punch him out.