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Ohio8 · 07-08-2018, 03:03 PM

Klinger: "At your service, sir."

Ohio8 · 07-08-2018, 03:04 PM

"All hail mighty Caesar."

Ohio8 · 07-08-2018, 03:05 PM

Hawkeye: "Fellow jokers, we are in the presence of greatness."

MA · 07-13-2018, 11:25 AM

Duke Forrest: What's going on, Frank? That lesson one?

Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 07:03 PM

Hawkeye: (sarcastically)"A simple 'thank you' would've sufficed."

Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 07:04 PM

Patient: (to Hawkeye)"Can the hot air, doc."

MA · 07-14-2018, 07:13 PM

I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich. -- Hawkeye

Ohio8 · 07-14-2018, 07:17 PM

Potter: "The man knew talent when he saw it."

MA · 07-14-2018, 07:22 PM

What in the name of beelzibub -- Potter

MA · 07-14-2018, 07:22 PM

Money is far down on my list, major. It comes second or third...... Second. -- Margaret

Ohio8 · 07-17-2018, 08:20 PM

Hawkeye: "This is where the Ritz hit the fan."

Ohio8 · 07-17-2018, 08:21 PM

Mulcahy: "Humor, too, is one of His creations."

Ohio8 · 07-17-2018, 08:21 PM

Henry: "I'll take vodka."

Ohio8 · 07-17-2018, 08:23 PM

General Steele: "Not now, Marjorie, I'm inspecting the troops."

MA · 07-19-2018, 11:13 AM

Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line? -- Klinger

07-08-2018, 03:03 PM	#76
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Klinger: "At your service, sir." Attached Images
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07-08-2018, 03:04 PM	#77
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	"All hail mighty Caesar." Attached Images

07-08-2018, 03:05 PM	#78
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hawkeye: "Fellow jokers, we are in the presence of greatness." Attached Images

07-13-2018, 11:25 AM	#79
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Duke Forrest: What's going on, Frank? That lesson one?
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07-17-2018, 08:23 PM	#89
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	General Steele: "Not now, Marjorie, I'm inspecting the troops." Attached Images

07-14-2018, 07:03 PM	#80
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hawkeye: (sarcastically)"A simple 'thank you' would've sufficed."

07-14-2018, 07:04 PM	#81
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Patient: (to Hawkeye)"Can the hot air, doc."

07-14-2018, 07:13 PM	#82
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich. -- Hawkeye

07-14-2018, 07:17 PM	#83
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Potter: "The man knew talent when he saw it."

07-14-2018, 07:22 PM	#84
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	What in the name of beelzibub -- Potter

07-17-2018, 08:20 PM	#86
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hawkeye: "This is where the Ritz hit the fan."

07-17-2018, 08:21 PM	#87
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Mulcahy: "Humor, too, is one of His creations."

07-19-2018, 11:13 AM	#90
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line? -- Klinger