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[CD DeLorenzo]

hehe that was great! Keep going!!!!!!!!!!!

[CD DeLorenzo]

lookie look! NEW PAGE!!!!!!!!

[iliveforjayandnancy2]

MORE MORE MORE! That totally ROCKED! WAY, WAY, WAY better then mine. I don't know what you're talking about! I'm cheering for you to win. It's already awesome!

[maria1986]

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
MORE MORE MORE! That totally ROCKED! WAY, WAY, WAY better then mine. I don't know what you're talking about! I'm cheering for you to win. It's already awesome!

WHATEVER!!!...yours is like 100 times better!!!

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after CD and Nate put their luggage away, they went into the living room and sat with Nate's parents...CD looked around the room...the were pictures of Nate and his sister when they were kids everywhere....
CD:"you were a cute kid..."
Nate:"yeah I know...even cuter now..."
CD rolled her eyes...
Connie:"Nate was such a sweet boy too....he would do the strangest things though..."
CD:"oh yeah?...like what?"
Frank:"Once he burried all of Connie's silverware...and he used to collect dead bugs..."
CD giggled...she could just picture him doing that....
Connie:"oh Frank, and remember when he got his willie stuck in that coke bottle?"
Frank:"of course!...how could I forgot that?"
CD(laughing):"he did WHAT?"
Nate put his head in his hands...
Nate:"let's please not talk about that..."
Connie:"well when Nate was about three, he liked to run around naked...one day I gave him a bottle of coke and he went outside, naked of course, and was drinking it..a couple minutes later, I heard him screaming..so I ran outside and he was standing by the swing with his little penis in the coke bottle!"
CD, Connie, and Frank were laughing hysterically...
Nate:"come on...it was not that funny!"
CD:"yes it was!....so how did you get it out?..."
Frank:"we lubbed it up with vasoline and yanked it out....he cried like a little girl..."
Nate:"Dad I was three years old!"
CD:"why did you put it in there Nate?"
Nate:"I don't know...you know how you always put your finger in places you really know you shouldn't when you are a kid?...well I thought my "little guy" was just another finger..."
the three just kept laughing...Nate was embarassed so he tried to change the subject...
Nate:"Hey CD, let me show you Charles..."
CD:"who's Charles?"
Frank:"our pet RACOON..."

Nate and CD walked to the den...Irene was there on the computer....
Nate:"whatcha doin?"
Irene:"just surfin the web..."
CD looked around...there was a cage with a racoon in it...there was another one with a parot...
Nate:"this is Charles...our racoon.."
CD was slightly scared...
CD:"is he tamed?"
Nate:"of course!...do you think we would have a wild one for a pet?"
CD:"shut up...coke bottle boy!"
Irene laughed...
Irene:"they told you the story?"
CD:"yes..."
CD looked over at the parot....
CD:"who is this?"
Nate:"oh that is skitals...the sh*t b@stard..."
CD:"I take it you don't like him?"
Nate:"that bird is pure evil...he bites..hard...so don't go near
him.."
Irene:"he once bit Nate so hard, he had to have stitches..."
CD:"don't worry, I won't go anywhere near him..."
Nate:"oh and Dad lets Charles out at night...he bites too, but not as hard as skitals..."
CD:"ummm...he will not be able to come into our room, will he?"
Nate:"as long as we keep the door shut he won't..."

Nate, CD, and Irene walked back into the living room...
Connie:"Nate your Uncle Pete and Aunt Martha are coming tomorrow for dinner..."
Nate:"Oh great..."
Connie:"come on Nate!...they haven't seen you in ages!"
Nate:"I know...I just wish Aunt Martha would not bring me that awful candy..."
Connie:"you don't have to eat it!...just act like you like it and throw it away later..."
Frank:"what are we having tonight?"
Connie:"Turkey and dressing....and apple pie...but I need to run to the store for some CINNAMON.."
Nate:"pick up some BOOZE while you are there...."
Connie:"Nate!..what have I told you about you and your drinking?"
Nate laughed...
Nate:"she is convinced I am an alcoholic..."
Connie:"well you know your cousin Petty is an alcoholic...that stuff is genetic..."
Nate:"Mom the guy has six kids, a whore for a wife, no job...he has to drink!!"
Connie just shook her head at Nate...her and Irene left to go to the store...

After dinner, everyone sat in the living room watching an old western...Nate wispered over in CD's ear...
Nate:"you ready to go to bed?"
CD:"yeah Im pretty tired after the ride here..."
Nate and CD stood up...
Nate:"we are going to bed..."
Connie:"ok...you two have sweet dreams!"
Frank:"yell if you need anything..."
they all said goodnight to each other...CD and Nate went to his room..CD climbed upto the top-bunk and Nate crawled into the bottem...
CD:"goodnight..."
Nate:"nite..."
they laid there for about 15 minutes....finally CD spoke up...
CD:"Nate?"
Nate:"yeah?"
CD:"I can't sleep...it is kinda uncomfortable up here..."
Nate:"come down here with me!"
CD climbed down and get in bed with Nate...they laid there for a few minutes...suddenlyCD felt Nate stroking her leg...
CD:"what are you doing??"
Nate wispered sudductivly in her ear...
Nate:"lets make love..."
CD:"Nate no!"
Nate:"come on...I think we are ready to take the next step..."
CD:"I think we are too, but not at your parents house in your childhood bed!"
Nate:"come on CD....Im sure everyone is in bed now..."
CD:"but they will hear us!"
Nate got up and turned on the tv....
Nate:"now they won't..."
they argued some more...but Nate eventually won...they were going at it...Nate kept bumping his head becuase of the top-bunk...CD held on to him tight as he increased the pace..they were both about the come when suddenly
Nate's door opened...Connie and Irene were standing there...
Connie:"knock knock...Oh Im so sorry!!!"
Nate quickly got off of CD...Irene was giggling....CD just turned her head the other way...she was so embarassed...
Nate:"we were just uhh..."
Connie:"it's ok...I was just going to tell you we made brownies...if you two want some.."
Nate:"ok we will be there in a minute..."
Connie shut the door....
CD:"Oh My God!....I cannot believe that just happend..."
Nate pulled up the blanket and looked under it..he gizzed all over the sheet....
Nate:"oops..."
CD:"Oh great!...I can't go in there Nate..."
Nate got up and put some clothes on...
Nate:"yes you can...we are adults CD...it is no big deal...now come on..."
CD got up also and put on some clothes....they both walked into the kitchen...Connie,Frank, and Irene were sitting at a table eating brownies...they all grinned when CD and Nate
walked in....
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[CD DeLorenzo]

LMAO!!!!!! poor CD and Nate... That was a GREAT and HILARIOUS post though!

At first I was like "why the hell a pet RACOON?" And then it hit me LOL... d'oh...

keep writing!

[maria1986]

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
LMAO!!!!!! poor CD and Nate... That was a GREAT and HILARIOUS post though!

At first I was like "why the hell a pet RACOON?" And then it hit me LOL... d'oh...

keep writing!

My Grandparents used to have a pet racoon who would chase and bite me all the time...so I figured I would let Nate's Dad have one...

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CD had never been so embarassed in her life...she and Nate sat down at the table with everyone else....
Connie:"Im sorry I just walked in on you two....I thought you were just watching tv so I opened the door..."
Nate:"It's ok..."
Nate grabbed CD a brownie then got one for himself....they all sat in silence...Irene started to giggle again...
Nate:"What?!"
Irene(giggling):"nothing...."
Nate playfully pushed Irene...she pushed him back...then they were slapping each other...
Frank(kidding):"stop fighting...or I will send you both to your rooms..."
they all finished eating their brownies...Frank walked into the den and then came back out holding Charles...
CD:"uhh I think Im ready for bed now...."
Nate laughed...
Nate:"Charles will only bite you if you are scared of him...he can sense your fear..."
CD:"I can't help it...I have never been around a racoon before..."
Nate:"Well we better go to bed anyway....goodnight you guys..."
CD:"goodnite..."
Connie:"sleep tight...don't let the bed bugs bite!"
Frank:"Connie please!....goodnight kids..."
Irene just started giggling again....
Nate:"Irene!"
Irene:"sorry....goodnight..."
Nate and CD went to the bedroom....they both got back into bed...
CD:"I bet they think Im such a slut..."
Nate:"no they don't...when me and my ex-wife first got married, we stayed here for a few months...they used to walk in on us all the time..."
CD:"eww..in this same bed?"
Nate laughed....
Nate:"yeah...."
Nate paused for a few minutes...
Nate:"besides my Mom walking in on us, how was I?"
CD:"well...that was the best "almost sex" I ever had..."
Nate laughed and then hugged her....
Nate:"when we were strangers I watched you from afar, when we were lovers I loved you with all my heart"
CD:"What in the hell?....did you get that from a Hallmark card or something?"
Nate:"oh let's just go to sleep..."

In the middle of the night CD woke up...she could feel something picking through her hair...she looked up and saw two little red eyes looking at her....she nudged Nate...
Nate(still asleep):"huh?"
CD:"I think Charles is in here..."
Nate:"so don't worry about him...he will leave..."
CD:"Nate he is right above me...picking through my hair!"
Nate:"he is just looking for bugs...you do not have to worry unless you have some in there..."
CD:"Nate get this damn thing away from me!"
Nate:"fine..."
Nate got up and put Charles out...Charles bit him...
Nate:"Ouch...little b@stard..."
CD laughed...
CD:"you deserved that!"

The next morning CD woke up before Nate...he must have felt pretty comfortable in his old bed...she just watched him sleep...Connie knocked on the door...
CD:"come in..."
Nate had now woken up...
Connie:"their is a beautiful RAINBOW outside!...come and see it!"
you could hear Frank yelling...
Frank:"don't wake them up!...they don't want to see some stupid rainbow!"
Connie:"shut up Frank!"
Nate:"he is right Mom...let us sleep..."
CD:"I would love to see the rainbow!"
CD got up and followed Connie...Nate figured he would get up too becuase he could not fall back to sleep...
CD:"Oh that is beautiful!"
Nate:"oh you are just saying that to butter up to my mom..."
Connie:"she doesn't have to butter me up Son, I love her anyway..."
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[CD DeLorenzo]

LOL, that was the perfect amount of hilarious and cute again! And I love the pet racoon LOL

[iliveforjayandnancy2]

Oh man! Did that post kick some serious ARSE or what?! It was so well written, and you used the words so closely together, and made it seem so easy. And I was having one hard time using them, especially that quote. But you made it seem so easy! lol She was all like where did that come from, a Hallmark card or something? hahaha Then it was funny too, when the racoon started picking through her hair! lol And anyways, the whole post was great looking foward to more!!!!! And you say mine is better then yours...HA! Just keep posting and stop saying how mine is better. hehehe And as good as you are, you'll probably have your fic done in a few more posts. It took me forever to post mine, cuz I sucked at using the words! lol

[maria1986]

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CD and Nate went back to Nate's room...
CD:"I need to take a shower..."
Nate smirked...
Nate:"you wanna take one together?..."
CD:"No Way!..."
Nate:"why not?!"
CD:"Nate it was bad enough your Mom walked in on us last night...if we take a shower together, they will think all we do is have sex!"
Nate:"no they won't!..."
CD:well,we are not having sex again till we leave here...you got it?"
Nate:"fine...but Im gonna tell them that was our first time...so you will stop worrying about them thinking that is all we do..."
CD:"Nate you better not!"
Nate:"whats the big deal?...I talk to my parents about sex all the time.."
CD:"Nate your a wierdo..."
She grabbed her clothes and left for the bathroom...Nate got a piece of BUBBLEGUM from his bubblegum machine and shoved it in his mouth..then he laughed...he loved how cute CD was when she got all worked up over something...

Nate walked into the kitchen where his mother was cooking....
Connie:"where is CD?"
Nate:"in the shower.."
Connie:"Nate you better marry her!"
Nate:"Mom come on...we have only been together a few weeks....
marriage still far away....we want things to go slow..."
Connie:"ok ok...but it better happen..and I want lots of Grandbabies!"
Nate:"I don't know about that...but I can tell you the marriage thing will happen one day..."
Connie:"well you better not let her get away!...I just love her..and so does your Dad and Irene...she is not like your usual bimbos..."
Nate:"don't worry Mom...I won't let her get away..."
CD walked in, combing her wet hair....
CD:"let who get away?"
Nate:"you of course!...Mom thinks Im gonna run you off.."
CD:"well he does get on my nerves...but I kinda like him..."

Nate and CD went for a drive before Nate's Aunt and Uncle came...they were riding in the car...
Nate:"let me apologize for my parents...they have acted like that my whole life..."
CD:"apologize for what?....they are great!"
Nate:"you know...my Mom and her Rainbows...my Dad and his racoon...and those dumb stories about me when I was a kid..."
CD:"Nate atleast your Mom is not a "sun-flower girl" and your Dad is still there..."
Nate:"yeah I guess you are right....they are still wierd though...Im suprised I didn't turn out gay..."
CD(jokingly):"Oh, your not gay???"
Nate:"well you should no better than anyone that I'm not...after that great sex we had last night..."
CD:"Great sex??!!?....for you maybe..."
Nate laughed and switched on the radio... a Richard Marx song was on...Nate started singing along....
Nate:"wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you..."
CD just smiled...she thought to herself..."he is such a dork...but, he's my dork..."
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[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by maria1986
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CD just smiled...she thought to herself..."he is such a dork...but, he's my dork..."
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Awwww that was soooo cute! I loved that last sentence!

[iliveforjayandnancy2]

Wow, there you go again! With another great post! You are soooooooo awesome. By the way, let me know when you get the TD Soundtrack so we can talk about it together. Because it is SO TOTALLY obvious you are going to win this challenge.....and I couldn't be more happier for you! :-D :-D This fan fic rocks! The way you use the words...so easily! And they all make sense! When I did it, it sounded so stupid. haha I had to laugh at myself! But you, have a real talent for writing. Just as Cat, Miranda, CD, and Jeanie do. So......do you got a swelled head yet? hehehe

[candace~n~nathan]

this is SOOOO extremely good!! i love it so much; it's very cute and very funny!!

[maria1986]

Originally posted by iliveforjayandnancy2
Wow, there you go again! With another great post! You are soooooooo awesome. By the way, let me know when you get the TD Soundtrack so we can talk about it together. Because it is SO TOTALLY obvious you are going to win this challenge.....and I couldn't be more happier for you! :-D :-D This fan fic rocks! The way you use the words...so easily! And they all make sense! When I did it, it sounded so stupid. haha I had to laugh at myself! But you, have a real talent for writing. Just as Cat, Miranda, CD, and Jeanie do. So......do you got a swelled head yet? hehehe

yeah yeah...we all know which one was the best...YOURS!!!...
duh!...but you can still say all those nice things about my writing

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Nate and CD arrived back to his parents house...Dinner was ready and his Aunt and Uncle were there...Nate introduced CD to them..
Nate:"Aunt Martha, Uncle Pete, this is CD..."
CD:"Hi"
Pete:"Hey CD!..."
Martha:"CD???"
CD:"oh that is just a nick-name..my name is actually Candace...
and Nice to meet you too..."
Martha:"It's nice to meet you too, Candace!"


later on at dinner, Nate's family was telling some more stories from Nate's childhood...
Martha:"once we babysat Nate while his parents went on vacation...he had the worst rash on his little bottom..."
Pete:"yeah we ran out and bought all the different creams we could find but that kid still would not stop crying..."
Nate:"do we have to talk about my rash while we are eating??"
Martha:"so Carman..how did you and Nate meet?"
CD:"oh its Candace...and,well we work together..."
Pete:"you are a cop too???"
CD:"Yep..."
Frank:"we never would have thought our little Nathan would become a cop..."
Pete:"sure wouldn't...hey Frank, how about that time we took him on the OCEAN and he threw up four times..."
Martha:"oh did you tell Courtney about the time he got his little weenie stuck in the coke bottle???"
Connie:"oh yeah..."
Pete:"Man, that kid cried like a little girl...."
Nate:"why do you always bring that up!?"
CD:"come on Nate...it's funny...you mean you don't look back and laugh at that?"
Nate:"No way!...it hurt like hell...."

Nate's Aunt and Uncle left that night....Nate's Dad was showing CD his prize winning coin collection...Nate, Irene, and Connie were in the kitchen cleaning up and talking...."
Irene:"Are you and CD getting married?"
Nate:"It's a little soon for that, don't ya think?"
Connie:"but we want her to be a part of the family!...and I want to be a Grandma!"
Irene:"and I want to be a Aunt!"

Frank:"this is a coin from the 1800's...it was made by..."
CD yawned...she really wasn't paying attention but she didn't want to be rude....
Frank:"you are not tiring out on me, are ya?"
CD:"no way...I just yawn sometimes..."
Frank:"well good...becuase I still have to more books of coins left..."

Nate:"whoa, easy ladies....enough baby talk...and marriage talk...we love each other but we have decided to take things slow...we both do not want another failed marraige..."
Connie sighed...
Connie:"well until then....what is CD's favorite pie?...I wanna make her one tomorrow before you leave..."
Nate:"I really am not sure...every time we are at GHIRARDELLI SQAURE she gets a piece of apple pie...so that could be her favorite..See??..I don't even know her favorite pie!..you can't marry someone when you don't even know what their favorite pie is!"

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[CD DeLorenzo]

oh !oh! oh! MORE!!!!!!

[candace~n~nathan]

o yeah, that was definitely great!! more!! and SOON!!!