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J.u.l.i.a L.o.v.e.r
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everytime Fred has to read sumthin I get ready to laugh cuz i know he going to get his drawer full of glasses, funny stuff.
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Well, I guess that I loved all of the episodes on S&S. The other day I was watching one of my tapes that I taped from TV Land S&S marathon back in January of this year. The episode when Lamont and Rollo were going to be in this movie. Come to find out that the movie was a porn movie. Fred decides that he was going to the screening as well. When the studio got raid by the Po-Poes. The three of them landed in jail. Aunt Esther came to bail them out. Aunt Esther and Fred got into a name calling, dropping them like it's hot match. When Aunt Esther told Fred when I pull your chain, you bark, until then shut your doubled breasted lip up, I thought I was going to die. I understand that that Aunt Esther and Fred were friends from back in the day, but that match on that episode was as real as real can be. They were feeling that dozen thing fo' sho'. Check it out one day, folks!!!
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The best was when Fred had to sign for something. He seemed to write forever and then ended it with his trademark (.) period!
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I like the episode when Fred came back from St. Louis and was handing out gifts. He gives Esther a piece of plastic wrap and she says , "what is this?" and then Fred tells her to put it up against her face and then says, "it's your halloween mask!" Man I still laugh out loud at that one!!!
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One of the funniest scenes on Sanford and Son is in the episode "Fred's Cheating Heart" where Lamont takes Fred to the hospital for an EKG test and Fred changes medical charts with the other guy in his room. Come to find out,it was a guy who was going to have his hemorahoids removed. It was very hilarious when Fred found out and how he ran out of the hospital when he knew what the word hemorahoids was when he told about it after he came home from the hospital.
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BravesFan be right on! I never get on an airplane without challenging the attendant "how come I didn't get an emergency window? I want an emergency window and an oxygen mask. And bring me some neckbones, blackeyed peas, candied sweet potatoes, a side of zucchini, some peach cobbler and a bowl of gravy -- onion gravy."
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The commercial shoot in The Merger - the topper is when Lamont swaggers into the scene wearing that goofy tie...
I just lost it!!Fred trying out the sangria in Pops N Pals was another good one. I'll have to check the entire series out of the library - I don't think I've seen most of these!! |
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i thought that was a funny episode also...........guts and more guts....and that belt hanging below his gut!!!
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There are so many hilarious ones! I love the one where Fred and Lamont are in the bank and the 2 guys are robbing it and one of them is one of Lamont's old friends from high school and then they want a cop to come in without weapons or pants or whatever and that white cop, I think his name is "Hoppy" comes in with his boxers on with hearts all over them and his socks and shoes on, OMG I ROFLMAO every time I see that ep!
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