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JO Sweet Heart · 07-24-2019, 05:43 PM

Balki-Mary-Anne, if you want me to marry you, I will.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. How could that not be enough for her?

MA · 07-25-2019, 07:17 AM

[after Larry tells them they need to bake 2,000 "Bibby Bobkas" to sell to a restaurant]

Jennifer Lyons Appleton: Larry, it took us all morning to bake three dozen. Do you know how many dozen 2,000 are?

[Larry stops to try to calculate it in his head]

Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous: [without stopping to calculate it] 166 and 2/3 dozen.

[everyone looks at her in confused amazement]

Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous: [as if it explained everything perfectly] My father was a carpenter.

JO Sweet Heart · 07-25-2019, 07:51 PM

Balki-I am pro sheep and anti wolf!

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love when Balki says that in the season six episode named See How They Run.

JO Sweet Heart · 07-29-2019, 07:30 PM

Balki-"Now, you didn't eat all of your beans! Don't you want to be a member of the clean plate club?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That of course is from the season six episode named A Catered Affair.

MA · 08-04-2019, 05:17 AM

Mr. Gorpley: And then there was the Christmas where my house burned down and I had to go to the hospital. No, that was a good Christmas. I got to sleep in a real bed!

JO Sweet Heart · 08-04-2019, 03:52 PM

^^^ What hit me most was when he talked about what his real dad did when they finally met each other for the first time.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

JO Sweet Heart · 08-10-2019, 10:44 PM

Larry-How long were you on that roof?

Balki-Saint Balki...I like it.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love the way that Balki laughs before Larry asks him how much was actually over heard.

JO Sweet Heart · 08-17-2019, 07:47 PM

Larry-"There's going to be a full moon tonight."

Balki-"Cousin, you got lost under a full sun."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

JO Sweet Heart · 08-18-2019, 01:48 AM

Larry-"I didn't lie. At most, I massaged the truth a little."

Balki-"Massaged? You gave it a full body scrub and a mud bath!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA · 08-23-2019, 03:34 PM

Larry Appleton: Take three steps east, please be meticulous.
Balki Bartokomous: Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

JO Sweet Heart · 08-23-2019, 05:58 PM

^^^ I love that one.

Jennifer-"Were you playing some kind of game?"

Balki-"Yeah...baseball...Appleton style."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That of course is from the first half of the Father Knows Best season five episode.

MA · 08-23-2019, 06:16 PM

[Unknown to Sam, Balki has been hypnotised and thinks he is Elvis Presley]
Sam Gorphley: If you don't start acting like yourself by the time I count to three, you are out of a job! One...
Balki: For the money!
Sam: Two...
Balki: For the show!

JO Sweet Heart · 08-23-2019, 11:28 PM

^^^ I love watching Bronson do Elvis.

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

JO Sweet Heart · 08-24-2019, 10:02 PM

Larry-"What's your point?"

Balki-"No matter what phase you put on this hotel, its still a dog."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This exchange is from the season five episode named Nightmare Vacation.

JO Sweet Heart · 08-25-2019, 01:32 PM

Mr. Gorpley-"Okay, Bartokomous, the party is over. Time to put your nose to the grindstone."

Balki-"I already tried that. Doing that doesn't make it shorter."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That exchange is from the season five episode named Here Comes The Judge.

07-24-2019, 05:43 PM	#46
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	Balki-Mary-Anne, if you want me to marry you, I will. God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. How could that not be enough for her?
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07-25-2019, 07:17 AM	#47
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,999	[after Larry tells them they need to bake 2,000 "Bibby Bobkas" to sell to a restaurant] Jennifer Lyons Appleton: Larry, it took us all morning to bake three dozen. Do you know how many dozen 2,000 are? [Larry stops to try to calculate it in his head] Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous: [without stopping to calculate it] 166 and 2/3 dozen. [everyone looks at her in confused amazement] Mary Anne Spencer Bartokomous: [as if it explained everything perfectly] My father was a carpenter.
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08-24-2019, 10:02 PM	#59
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	Larry-"What's your point?" Balki-"No matter what phase you put on this hotel, its still a dog." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. This exchange is from the season five episode named Nightmare Vacation.
	Last edited by JO Sweet Heart; 08-26-2019 at 07:17 PM.

07-25-2019, 07:51 PM	#48
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	Balki-I am pro sheep and anti wolf! God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. I love when Balki says that in the season six episode named See How They Run.

07-29-2019, 07:30 PM	#49
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	Balki-"Now, you didn't eat all of your beans! Don't you want to be a member of the clean plate club?" God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. That of course is from the season six episode named A Catered Affair.

08-04-2019, 05:17 AM	#50
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,999	Mr. Gorpley: And then there was the Christmas where my house burned down and I had to go to the hospital. No, that was a good Christmas. I got to sleep in a real bed!

08-04-2019, 03:52 PM	#51
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	^^^ What hit me most was when he talked about what his real dad did when they finally met each other for the first time. God bless you always!!! Holly

08-10-2019, 10:44 PM	#52
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	Larry-How long were you on that roof? Balki-Saint Balki...I like it. God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. I love the way that Balki laughs before Larry asks him how much was actually over heard.

08-17-2019, 07:47 PM	#53
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	Larry-"There's going to be a full moon tonight." Balki-"Cousin, you got lost under a full sun." God bless you always!!! Holly

08-18-2019, 01:48 AM	#54
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	Larry-"I didn't lie. At most, I massaged the truth a little." Balki-"Massaged? You gave it a full body scrub and a mud bath!" God bless you always!!! Holly

08-23-2019, 03:34 PM	#55
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,999	Larry Appleton: Take three steps east, please be meticulous. Balki Bartokomous: Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

08-23-2019, 05:58 PM	#56
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	^^^ I love that one. Jennifer-"Were you playing some kind of game?" Balki-"Yeah...baseball...Appleton style." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. That of course is from the first half of the Father Knows Best season five episode.

08-23-2019, 06:16 PM	#57
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,999	[Unknown to Sam, Balki has been hypnotised and thinks he is Elvis Presley] Sam Gorphley: If you don't start acting like yourself by the time I count to three, you are out of a job! One... Balki: For the money! Sam: Two... Balki: For the show!

08-23-2019, 11:28 PM	#58
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	^^^ I love watching Bronson do Elvis. God bless you and him always!!! Holly

08-25-2019, 01:32 PM	#60
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,887	Mr. Gorpley-"Okay, Bartokomous, the party is over. Time to put your nose to the grindstone." Balki-"I already tried that. Doing that doesn't make it shorter." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. That exchange is from the season five episode named Here Comes The Judge.