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[Cactus Jack]

Glare
( parody of "Hair" by The Cowsills )
She asked me why?
Why? My head is bright
It's glarey noon and nighty night night
It sure looks a fright
It's bald high and low
Don't ask me why
Cause he don't know
It's not for any thread
Just a big bald head
Darling

Gimme a head with glare
Bright, beautiful glare
Shiny, seeming
Gleaming, flat and waxened

Took it all off with nair
Put no Rogaine in it
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare
Show it, blow it
Light as I can shine it
My glare

It gets cold in the breeze
But I never would freeze
I have no hair follicle in my glate
A home for breeze
A shine everyone sees
No sitting of bird
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare
Show it, blow it
Light as I can shine it
My glare

I had hair long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
Any side hair, if you can
Then my glare won't show

Shine right here
Shine right there
Shine to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga, when it shows shows
And they think Im Dr. Evil
Or Vin Diesel
Because of my bright
Siny, beautiful glare

My glare like the bald wear it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah It shows in the sun
My head is so glarey

Glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare
Show it, blow it
Light as I can shine it

My glare
Glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare, glare
Show it, blow it
Light as I can shine it
My glare

[Cactus Jack]

Ive gotta post this one in honor of Rick James, why? cause ita a parody of Super Freak called

Gossip Freak
She's a very nosy girl
The kind that gossips all the time now
She will always spread the word around
Once she talks incessantly ow yeah

She always watches E.T.
She wants to know about Jen and Ben
About Kobe and Martha too
It's the right time
She's always has the scoop

Oh, no
That girl is just so wild now
(The girl's a gossip freak)
The kind of girl who reads all of
(The gossip magazines)
That girl is pretty sccopy
(The girl's a gossip freak)
I really love to ask her
(Gossip when we meet)
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

She's a gossip freak, gossip freak
She's gossip -freaky, yow

Everybody sing
Gossip freak, gossip freak

She's a very geeky girl
(The kind of girl you gossip with )
She wants to know all the buzz
(Goin on this week yeah)
She should be a reporter or something
For a newspaper
Or Time Magazine
(Going back in gossip town)

Gossip's good to her, she says
(What is the buzz?)
She wants to know all about
The news stories
Janet Jackson
And her new incident

Ashton and that Demi
(The girl's a gossip freak)
She wants to know who J. Lo
(Will marry this week )
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow
Everyone sing
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh
Gossip freak, gossip freak
That girl's a gossip freak
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh

Now ive told ya 'bout this girl
She knows all about Martha
She will tell whats about
Cause shes just a gossip freak!

Blow, Darry


RIP Rick 1948-2004

[Cactus Jack]

Green Martian Rock
( parody of "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John )
remember it was always fun
Watching flying saucers on the run
Aliens both skinned and boned
Came in a saucer and they came from Mars
But the weiredest thing was when they talked
Started doing a thing a called the Green Martian Rock
While the other kids , they danced to Martian Hop
We would dance we'd dance to the Green Martian Rock

Well Green Martian Rocking is something eerie
And they came from a big saucer too
I always thought the martians were so weird and I guess that they are still
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
The saucer put on a red light
And Green Martian Rocking was out of sight
Take, me-to-your—lea-der
Ma-ma-ma -Martian Hop
la-la-la-la-la la

Then we went on a Saucer ride
Then we went up into that starry sky
Went to Mars, everything there was green
It was the weirdest thing , Id ever seen
The flying saucer sure did fly fast
I really think the Green Martian Rock will last

Well Green Martian Rocking is something eerie
And they came from a big saucer too
I always thought the martians were so weird and I guess that they are still
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
The saucer put on a red light
And Green Martian Rocking was out of sight
Take, me-to-your—lea-der
Ma-ma-ma -Martian Hop
la-la-la-la-la la


I remember it was always fun
Watching flying saucers on the run
Aliens both skinned and boned
Came in a saucer and they came from Mars
But the weiredest thing was when they talked
Started doing a thing a called the Green Martian Rock
While the other kids , they danced to Martian Hop
We would dance we'd dance to the Green Martian Rock

Well Green Martian Rocking is something eerie
And they came from a big saucer too
I always thought the martians were so weird and I guess that they are still
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
The saucer put on a red light
And Green Martian Rocking was out of sight
Take, me-to-your—lea-der
Ma-ma-ma -Martian Hop
la-la-la-la-la la

Take, me-to-your—lea-der
Ma-ma-ma -Martian Hop
la-la-la-la-la la

[Cactus Jack]

Grill Today
( parody of "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray )
Day after day, I don't make stews
Yet I work in a restraunt and put grub on plates
And, nope none of the ingredients is booze
And the chef named Blaine
Ive heard him say

"Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today
Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today"

Beginnin' to grill just when its time
I cook things like burgers for you
Also a steak and with some fries
Rthen Ill serve it for you
You will eat it through

"Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today
Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today"

And when I mind this meat
You know I can really flip this meat
When Im almost through
Ready to serve to you
This here meat

Love just cook up all of this meat
I want you to know that grillin' is fun
And its not at all too hard for me
Im cookin' along
Makin' meat good

"Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today
Oh, grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today"

Oh-ho, ah-no
Grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today


Hey, hey, hey, yeah
Grill up the meat boys, and on the stove
I wanna defrost it all on the stove
And grill today

Yeah Yeah I will serve ya
I will serve ya
Oh-ha, serve ya

[Cactus Jack]

Grillhouse Rock
( parody of "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley )
The owner threw a party in the old restraunt
Got a band was there that ya should not taunt
Customeres ordered fries and chicken wings
Some of them were orderin' buffalo wings

Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Roddy Duffy played the golden saxophone
Little John was eatin chicken off of a bone
The drummer boy from Florida went crash boom bang
The whole rhythm section was a burger gang

Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Number forty and then Number Three
Were the greatest burgers that you ya ever could eat
That with some fries and oickles are a great treat
But come on do the grillhouse rock with me




Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Baby back ribs were grillin' on the stove
Long and curly the cook's hair did grow
The owner said: " Hey, buddy , just you watch out there
Don't let a customer eat up your hair"
Some of them were orderin' buffalo wings

Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

Shifty Henry said to Bugs: "For Heaven's sakes
Let's get cookin, go back and us steaks
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said " Good , good
There's no use grillin up carrot sticks



Let's rock everybody
Lets Rock
Everybody in the whole restraunt
Was dancing to the grillhouse rock

[Cactus Jack]

Grilling Up the Beef
( parody of "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John )
Hey, now
It's almost time for dinner
We're gonna be eating something
That's real good not
Made of leather
We'll eat the grilled up beef tonight
We'll eat it on down

Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef

Now we, ate and made a mess
It's on our napkins
But when we finished and cleaned our big mess
Ate the French fries
We put it all in the fridge

When we head for the fridge now
We find stuff to eat
And have a bite
Of that food

Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef


Not gonna eat something that's
Been in coffee grounds
No water's not running
From the old faucet
Havent gotten any food out ,no
I-I'm-heading for the fridge
Oh, but we went
To a grocery store
Oh, we went, to get us some beef
Got us some barbecue, sauce for it too
Im gonna grill up a barbecue-sine, oh ho
G-Grilling up the beef


Always, heading for the fridge
Heading, Heading, Heading
Heading for the Fridge
After, grilling, grilling
Grilling, Grilling up

Then we, eat it, yummy
The we have a mess

Then we, put it, in the
Fridge the, we are, heading
For the, Heading for the fridge
Fridge, Fridge, Fridge

[Cactus Jack]

Grub Plate
( parody of "Love Train" by The O'Jays )
People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (grub bite), grub plate

We will make some hamburgers and French fries
Serve all the folks some ketchup and mustard too
Don't you know that it's time to get some food
And serve the plates all the time, even breakfast too
Well, well

People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (grub bite), grub plate


We can serve food smothered in onions, yeah
Serve all the folks to onions and no mayo
Come on, eat off the plates at this restraunt
Cause you don't eat it, youll be hungry, hungry, for it
Well

People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (grub bite), grub plate


Bite, have a bite
Have a bite
Have a bite
Yeah, and it tastes so good
People who work in restraunts (serve the plates)
Eatin' (off a plate)
Serev a grub plate, gurb plate (eat it up ya'll)
People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (love ride), love train

We will make some hamburgers and French fries
Serve all the folks some ketchup and mustard too
Don't you know that it's time to get some food
And serve the plates all the time, even breakfast too
Well, well

People who work in restraunts ( everybody)
They serve (serve)
All these grub plates , grub plates
They all serve the burgers ( serve the burgers now )
Just eat (grub bite)
Serve a grub plate (grub bite), grub plate

[musicradio77]

Give Once for All
(A parody of "I Write the Songs" by Barry Manilow - Written by Rick Sklar)

Caring is so very special
The american way
One gift, one pledge, one yes and your helping
For year, everyday, every way

Give once for all and help the blind to see
A ray of hope to light a santler to reach
A new tomorrow for the poor elderlies
Give once for all, give once for all

Their whole lives be within you
Give them place in your soul
When they're looked out through your eyes
Think young again, even though their very old

Give once for all and bring the homeless care
A helping hand where the child would spare
We can work miracles when you pledge your share
Give once for all, give once for all

ABC won't stop, we're going right over the top
And we got the pledge cards and you can sign them
Charity fills your heart, but that's a real fine place to start
It's from me, it's from you, it's from you, it's from me,
It's a loving symphony

Give once for all and we bring them too
There's lots of people not as lucky as you
Gifts from the heart is the right thing to do
Give once for all, give once for all

Give once for all and we bring them too
There's lots of people not as lucky as you
Gifts from the heart is the right thing to do
Give once for all, give once for all

For united fund, give once for all

[Hollow]

also when i was in 7th grade i wrote a parody of a song that was in a play we did about weed, everyone thought it was so funny. i only remember parts of it but i wont post it because theres too many cranky people here.

[Steve M.]

My Corona

(a parody of "My Sharona" by the Knack)

Oh, my beer from Mexico,
Mexico,
I remember when I first tried Corona,
Oh, it's a great-tasting beer,
Full-bodied beer,
Gonna have a cold bona fide Corona!

Gotta drink it up, drink it up,
Great Chicano beer, I always drink too much
Then I get drunk
Gettin' drunk, oh yeah . . .
My-yi-yi-ya -WHOA!

M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!

(Hic!)

Cerveza chicana si!
It's for me!
Gonna have a glass of some cold Corona!
Keep your aged Dom Peringon,
Leave it home
You haven't lived 'til you've had old Corona!

Gotta drink it up, drink it up,
Great Chicano beer, I always drink too much
Then I get drunk
Gettin' drunk, oh yeah . . .
My-yi-yi-ya WHOA!

M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!

Broke up with my ladyfriend
It's the end
She'd had the last bottle of my Corona!
Dos Equis won't do for me
Not for me
So you had not better touch my Corona!

Gotta drink it up, drink it up,
Great Chicano beer, I always drink too much
Then I get drunk
What's a party withou, wow, wow, wow-WHOA!
W-w-w-w-without Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!



(Hic! Burp!)



Oh. . . .oh. . . .MY CORONA!
Oh. . . .oh. . . .MY CORONA!
Oh. . . .oh. . . .MY CORONA!

[Cactus Jack]

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[Cactus Jack]

Hamburger Girl
(parody of "Calendar Girl" by Neil Sedaka )
I love, I love, I love my hamburger girl
Yeah, sweet hamburger girl
I love, I love, I love my hamburger girl
Each and every day of the year

(January) Take my order of fries
(February) Make a burger valentine
(March) We march on out first date
(April) Make an Ester Burger on my plate
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little hamburger girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)

(May) Maybe we'll marry soon
(June) We've been on more than one date
(July) Like a firecracker on my fries
(August) Love it when you fix me hash browns

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little hamburger girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)

(September) When we met at Burger King
(October) Be two love burgers for Halloween
(November) I'll give thanks that you serve food to me
(December) Fix a fast food Christmas treat

Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my little hamburger girl
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year

[Cactus Jack]

Happy Days
(parody of "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen )
There was a show set in Jefferson High School
Richie, Potsie and Ralph were funny, and Fonzie was cool
Richie's dad owned a hardware store, his mom was Marion and sister Joanie
He had a brother named Chuck who disappeared, Ralph and Potsie are his buddies
That's all on a show called
Happy Days……

Happy Days, Fonzie rides his bike
Happy Days, catches every girl's eye
Happy Days, happy days

Then in came Fonzie's cousin , Chachi Arcola, who later fell in love with Joanie
They loved to drink some cola at Arnold's, and Rich and buddies went to UWM
Then Rich and Ralph went to the army, Roger, Marion's nephew came
Then came Jenny Piccalo, Joanie's Costello, and the nerdy Belvins , and Fonzie was a shop teacher and new characters came on the 80s years of

Happy Days...
Arnold's the diner had to owners, Arnold and Al Delvecchio, then on accident Chachi set it on fire, then they turned it into a saloon
It lasted 11 great seasons, these happy days were yours and mine
After Richie and Lori Beth got married Joanie and Chachi got married, then the show ended,
Well ya Laverne and Shirley, Mork and Mindy, Joanie Loves Chachi and a couple others were all spinoffs of

Happy Days...

All right boys keep it rocking now
We gonna go home now
Let's go!

[Cactus Jack]

I Peel Mine
( parody of "I Feel Fine" by The Beatles )
Baby's good to me, you know,
We are both monkeys you know
It is so
She peels her banana I peel mine

Baby says she's mine, you know,
We always swing through vines you know
I said so
She peels her banana I peel mine

I'm so glad that she's my gibbon girl.
She's so glad, she's telling her monkey world
That her baby gives her bananas so.
Swings her through the vines you know
It is so.
She peels her banana I peel mine mmm.

Baby says she's mine, you know,
We always swing through vines you know
I said so
She peels her banana I peel mine

I'm so glad that she's my gibbon girl.
She's so glad, she's telling her monkey world
That her baby gives her bananas so.
Swings her through the vines you know
It is so.
She peels her banana I peel mine mmm.

[Cactus Jack]

I Think I Need a Soda
( parody of "Livin La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin )
am now really thirsty
I cant go into a bar
Ive got a big ambition
To not go drink a waterfall

Got one at the gas station
A can of just cold Sprite
It might be an addiction
Drink something besides Sprite

When you watch all the suds flow
And the fizz comes when you pour
Mix some Coke with Pop Rocks
Don't pour it down the drain
Oh it makes you insane COME ON!

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I now need a Coca Cola

Woke up and I was thirsty
Got out a dollar bill
I went down to
A soda machine
Hope there's nothing that Ill spill

Then I got a Fanta
And Vanilla Coke from
The machine
Ill also drink some root beer
Until I go insane COME ON!
I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I now need a Coca Cola

When you watch all the suds flow
And the fizz comes when you pour
Mix some Coke with Pop Rocks
Don't pour it down the drain
Oh it makes you insane COME ON!

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola

I am so thirsty
I think I'll go have a soda
Pepsi, Coke or Sprite
Eeven a Coca Cola
Dew that is Code Red
And suds in the Coca Cola
It wont wear you out
Drinkin a Coca Cola