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Old 06-19-2001, 10:45 PM   #31
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r ya gonna post more?
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Old 06-20-2001, 11:29 PM   #32
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Yeah I am. But first I gotta think of more. But don't worry I am not going to leave u people hangin. If anyone has any ideas pleez tell me!

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Quotes said by Jo (my fav character)
Your born You move on You die
Thats life
There are people in this world who get shoved around and there are people who do the shovin
I thought you liked me in that way that you like somebody when you like them in that way
You're so stupid you couldnt spell IQ
I hate teaching people how to drive;they're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them
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Old 06-21-2001, 04:49 AM   #33
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Did ya ever thing of having them go attend a tapingof TPiR, only to wind up having Blair, Jo, NAt, and Tootie playing against each other (would half to be set in season 9 or beyond due to the age rule TPiR has. Tootie didn;'t turn 18 til Season 9.
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Old 06-21-2001, 10:17 AM   #34
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this isd really good please post more soon!

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Old 06-22-2001, 10:31 PM   #35
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Please post some more soon this is the best one i ever read!! Please do not leave it as you can see many many many people like it and i'm one of them. I would be very unhappy if you leave this fan-fic.
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Old 06-23-2001, 05:14 PM   #36
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Well this is it. Hope you like it.
(During Commercial Break)
<Jo and Blair are sliding all over in the tub>
Jo- Blair when I get out of this mess I am going to rearrange your face!
Blair- Maybe you should rearrange yours first. I think you would look much better with a smaller nose.(Shifts away from Jo a little but then begins to laugh after seeing Jo sliding all over the place)
Jo- (Starts to smile a little) What’s so funny?
Blair- (Now hysterically laughing) You should see yourself!
Jo- (Laughing along with Blair) Well you should have seen your face when I pushed you in the tub. (Finally stands up and gives Blair a hand) Here let me help ya up?
Blair- (Gives Jo her hand)
CM- And we are back in…
Jo- Oh jeeze (Lets go of Blair’s hand and Blair falls back in the tub of slime)
Blair- (Gets out of the tub with a bit of struggle) Thanks for the help Jo
Jo- Huh? (Looks at Blair) Oh sorry (Starts to laugh again)
TB- And we are back with the most beautiful woman I have ever seen…
Blair- This guy isn’t as dumb as I thought
TB- Edna, and Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie
MG- I agree with Blair (Giggles)
TB- Well we are going to try to make a little deal with you girls alright?
(They all nod in agreement)
TB- If you answer this question correctly you will win half a million dollars but if you get it wrong we make round 2 a little bit harder.
Tootie- (Leans over to her friends and whispers) I’ve seen this part of the show before. I say we make the bet.
Nat- Well you’re the expert so I guess I will go with making the bet.
MG- Me too.
Blair- When money is involved then definitely make the bet.
Jo- (Thinking)
(Everyone looks at Jo)
Jo- Aw what the heck. (Looks at TB) Let’s go for it.
(Everyone smiles)
TB- Alright and the question is a True or False question. If the answer is true then its true but if it is false then you hafta give the correct statement. And the question is True or False Nancy McKean and Micheal J. Fox starred it the movie Poison Ivy?
Blair- True! True! True!!!!
Jo- (Thinking) FALSE!!!!
Blair- huh?
Jo- False!
TB- Need a final answer.
Jo- Do you think I am yelling false for the heck of it?!
Blair- JO!
Jo- Blair trust me.
TB- Is false your final answer?
Jo- Yes it is
TB- And false is correct!!!! now can you tell me the true statement?
Jo- It is Nancy MCKEON not Mckean.
TB- That is correct! (Audience cheers)
(Nat Tootie Blair and Mrs. G all look at Jo in shock)
Blair- How did you figure that one out.
Jo- Well me and her are sorta close. (Smiles)
TB- Well you guys just won yourself half a million dollars. (Buzzer) And that buzz means that we are out of time for today. Would you girls like to comeback next week for a chance to win 1 million smackers?!
Blair- Only 1 million?!
Jo- (Rolls her eyes) Blair maybe you should go to the Who Wants to Be a Billionaire show next door. That might be at your level.
Nat- I say we go for it.
Tootie- Me too.
Jo- Are you guys nuts?! You know what you two put us through?
MG- I hafta agree with Jo on this one. I think we should just stick with half a million.
Blair- (Shrugs her shoulders) Either way I’m rich.
Jo- (Grabs a bucket of slime from underneath the table and dumps it on Blair)
Blair- (Screams) JO!!!!!!!
Jo- You always have looked good in green.
(Everyone laughs)
TB- Well looks like we are going to need some new contestants for next week. Wait we have just had a phone call and next weeks contestants will be Arnold Willis Kimberly and Mr. Drummond. See you next week everyone!
CM- And we are off!
Prez- (comes running up to Jo and Blair) Well what is your decision?
Jo- Well I guess we’ll…
Blair- Hafta turn you down
Jo- What?!
Blair- Well it is obvious that I am going to turn out being Sonny and you being Cher. Not based on Beauty of course.
Jo- Of course. I mean Sonny looks much better than you do.
Prez- You girls must be nuts. Do you know how much money you could make?! Millions!
Jo- That’s it?! Ha! Blair makes more than that already.
Blair- (Smiles)
MG- So are you girls ready to go?
Jo- Definitely
Blair- Yes.
Tootie- You guys turned down an offer like that?!
Blair- Yeah. Why?
Jo- Tootie what’s the big deal?
Tootie- You guys would be famous! I would have done it
Jo- Oh yeah right. I do recall a certain person having a little bit of stage fright.
Nat- Ding Ding Ding Fights over Jo and Blair win. Now can we go home?
MG- Alright girls lets go!
(The four of them get in Mrs. G’s car and they drive home)
THE END
Well I finally finished lol. Please tell me what you think. Now to start working on Guardian Angel.




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Quotes said by Jo (my fav character)
Your born You move on You die
Thats life
There are people in this world who get shoved around and there are people who do the shovin
I thought you liked me in that way that you like somebody when you like them in that way
You're so stupid you couldnt spell IQ
I hate teaching people how to drive;they're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them
Here's to all who wish me well and all the rest can go to...
Jersey
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Old 06-23-2001, 08:04 PM   #37
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Oh i really liked it!! It wasn't rushed and that made it good! What is your new fan fic. about?

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Old 06-23-2001, 09:51 PM   #38
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I definitely enjoyed it. Had the same type of humor as an actual episode so it was easy to picture it all happening. Good job.
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Originally posted by jofan4life:
Well this is it. Hope you like it.
(During Commercial Break)
<Jo and Blair are sliding all over in the tub>
Jo- Blair when I get out of this mess I am going to rearrange your face!
Blair- Maybe you should rearrange yours first. I think you would look much better with a smaller nose.(Shifts away from Jo a

little but then begins to laugh after seeing Jo sliding all over the place)
Jo- (Starts to smile a little) What’s so funny?
Blair- (Now hysterically laughing) You should see yourself!
Jo- (Laughing along with Blair) Well you should have seen your face when I pushed you in the tub. (Finally stands up and gives Blair a hand) Here let me help ya up?
Blair- (Gives Jo her hand)
CM- And we are back in…
Jo- Oh jeeze (Lets go of Blair’s hand and Blair falls back in the tub of slime)
Blair- (Gets out of the tub with a bit of struggle) Thanks for the help Jo
Jo- Huh? (Looks at Blair) Oh sorry (Starts to laugh again)
TB- And we are back with the most beautiful woman I have ever seen…
Blair- This guy isn’t as dumb as I thought
TB- Edna, and Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie
MG- I agree with Blair (Giggles)
TB- Well we are going to try to make a little deal with you girls alright?
(They all nod in agreement)
TB- If you answer this question correctly you will win half a million dollars but if you get it wrong we make round 2 a little bit harder.
Tootie- (Leans over to her friends and whispers) I’ve seen this part of the show before. I say we make the bet.
Nat- Well you’re the expert so I guess I will go with making the bet.
MG- Me too.
Blair- When money is involved then definitely make the bet.
Jo- (Thinking)
(Everyone looks at Jo)
Jo- Aw what the heck. (Looks at TB) Let’s go for it.
(Everyone smiles)
TB- Alright and the question is a True or False question. If the answer is true then its true but if it is false then you hafta give the correct statement. And the question is True or False Nancy McKean and Micheal J. Fox starred it the movie Poison Ivy?
Blair- True! True! True!!!!
Jo- (Thinking) FALSE!!!!
Blair- huh?
Jo- False!
TB- Need a final answer.
Jo- Do you think I am yelling false for the heck of it?!
Blair- JO!
Jo- Blair trust me.
TB- Is false your final answer?
Jo- Yes it is
TB- And false is correct!!!! now can you tell me the true statement?
Jo- It is Nancy MCKEON not Mckean.
TB- That is correct! (Audience cheers)
(Nat Tootie Blair and Mrs. G all look at Jo in shock)
Blair- How did you figure that one out.
Jo- Well me and her are sorta close. (Smiles)
TB- Well you guys just won yourself half a million dollars. (Buzzer) And that buzz means that we are out of time for today. Would you girls like to comeback next week for a chance to win 1 million smackers?!
Blair- Only 1 million?!
Jo- (Rolls her eyes) Blair maybe you should go to the Who Wants to Be a Billionaire show next door. That might be at your level.
Nat- I say we go for it.
Tootie- Me too.
Jo- Are you guys nuts?! You know what you two put us through?
MG- I hafta agree with Jo on this one. I think we should just stick with half a million.
Blair- (Shrugs her shoulders) Either way I’m rich.
Jo- (Grabs a bucket of slime from underneath the table and dumps it on Blair)
Blair- (Screams) JO!!!!!!!
Jo- You always have looked good in green.
(Everyone laughs)
TB- Well looks like we are going to need some new contestants for next week. Wait we have just had a phone call and next weeks contestants will be Arnold Willis Kimberly and Mr. Drummond. See you next week everyone!
CM- And we are off!
Prez- (comes running up to Jo and Blair) Well what is your decision?
Jo- Well I guess we’ll…
Blair- Hafta turn you down
Jo- What?!
Blair- Well it is obvious that I am going to turn out being Sonny and you being Cher. Not based on Beauty of course.
Jo- Of course. I mean Sonny looks much better than you do.
Prez- You girls must be nuts. Do you know how much money you could make?! Millions!
Jo- That’s it?! Ha! Blair makes more than that already.
Blair- (Smiles)
MG- So are you girls ready to go?
Jo- Definitely
Blair- Yes.
Tootie- You guys turned down an offer like that?!
Blair- Yeah. Why?
Jo- Tootie what’s the big deal?
Tootie- You guys would be famous! I would have done it
Jo- Oh yeah right. I do recall a certain person having a little bit of stage fright.
Nat- Ding Ding Ding Fights over Jo and Blair win. Now can we go home?
MG- Alright girls lets go!
(The four of them get in Mrs. G’s car and they drive home)
THE END
Well I finally finished lol. Please tell me what you think. Now to start working on Guardian Angel.


LOL!!! Nancy McKeon and Jo are closeLOL I thought that part was funny!! Because they're the same person!!!! LOL

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