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~*~Lep andjeo~*~
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OMG!!!!!! That was fabulous, and very entertaining. lmao!!!! Post more ASAP!
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rotflmao!!!! omg, that was great!!!!!!
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CD and Nate Forever
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I just read this, and it is greeeaaatttt! And so hilarious! Post more soon.
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LAMO That was soooooo freakin hilarious!!! I need more of this! Can you imagine them putting this on Lifetime? That would be soooo funny! Anyway, post more soon. Soon as in NOW!
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TRACEY FOREVER!!!
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yaaaaaaaay! Thankies!
We're glad you're all enjoying this fic... so thank you for flying with KitKat airlines... in case of emergency scream and pray... there are no exits and no swimvests... the pilot never did this before either... he said he used to have a drivers license at some point in his life though... but he forgot when he lost it cause he was stoned ever since then. Now enjoy the inflight movies ![]() **************************************************** "Cap, I am shocked! And very disappointed!" Magda scolded. CD shook her head. "I can't believe it either." "Yeah, it's outrageous!" Raina agreed. "Definitely." CD nodded again. "It's unbelievable you called that girl Candy!!!!" "That was her nickname!"Kate laughed. "I'd never let anyone call me that." She shook her head. "Yeah we all know that Candy." Nate laughed and got slugged immediately. "Hey OUCH!!!" Kate laughed again. "Actually her name is Samantha... we just called her Candy because her parents owned that little candy store on Polk street." "What? Seriously? Oh my god!" Nate laughed at that. "Oh sheesh Nate... you and your damn candy addiction." CD rolled her eyes. "Oh ya bet on that baby." He kissed her neck. "ANYWAY..." Kate turned their attention on her story again, not wanting to see CD and Nate make out right in front of her now. "I just can't picture you as a hippie."Jinny continued to laugh. "And I can't believe you were a stoner!" Raina shook her head. "What about Louis!? Was he into 'the scene' too??" "Uh...actually, I ‘studied a lot after classes’."Kate smirked. "Uh huh... that's what it sounds like.." CD laughed. "With that professor Smith coaching you, eh?" "You got it." Kate smirked. "Oh yeah, Professor Nathaniel Smith... had a cute brother too." "This is getting freaky." Nate said. "I have an uncle whose name is Nathaniel Smith... he isn't a professor though... but his wife's..." "Shut up Nate, we wanna hear KitKat's story now, you can tell yours later." Jinny cut him off. "I don't recall telling you you could call me that."Kate raised her eyebrow, "But, anyways... Louis knew, what I was up to, I mean when Smith would show up at the door, hand me to him,and say goodnight... that had to be a pretty good clue... and I think you've heard enough of this story now." "Oh I think not." CD said. "Go on! And you're confusing... this Smithey, was he Candy's guy now or yours?" "Didn't I just say he had a brother?" Kate chuckled. "You're not at all like Candy by the way, first of all her hair was a lot longer... she always wore pink sunglasses, had a ribbon with flowers stiched on it over her forehead, loved to wear bell bottom pants... well a typical Flower Girl." Kate chuckled, imagining CD in that outfit. "So we took the professor home to her, even though he protested..." Kate started her story again. "Girls, come on, you can't do that to me! That's kidnapping!" Professor Smith exclaimed upon being dragged into the house of one of his students. "Oh,loosin up!" Kate rolled her eyes. "Gawd, I hope I'm never as tight-assed as you... figurtivly speaking that is... litterally... that’s some pretty yummy merchandise back there." She slapped him on the butt, and headed upstairs to her friend's bedroom. Candy giggled. "Yeah exactly. Stop behaving like you're old... like 50 or something! Sheesh... you're not THAT much older than we are, come on, get that stick out of your ass and have some fun with us." "Peace man, feel the vibe." Janine nodded and headed after her friends. He sighed and followed them. "I'm your professor and I have to watch you and make sure you're not doing anything stupid..." He said as he walked into Candy's room, that was full of peace, love and flower power symbols, a Doors poster was on one wall, Jimi Hendrix on another one, and the whole room was very colorful in general. "What the hell are you doin?!" He asked Kate... or her legs that were sticking out from under her friend's bed. |
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I LOVED it but way way way way toooooo short. I need more of this tonight! PLEEZE??
LOL Just post when you can.
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omg this fic cracks me up!!!! that was great!!!!!!
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CD and Nate Forever
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This fic is so freakin' hilarious!
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heeeeeeeeeeey!!! i don't bug Emma that much!!!!!! ne wayz- gotta go read this..... (thinks: it better have teddy in it....) |
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Jenn![]() Goodnight, Sleep tight, No more tears. In the morning, Ill be here, And when we say goodnight Dry your eyes. Because we said goodnight, not goodbye We said goodnight, not goodbye ~ Evanescence~ |
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~Amy Lee Fan~
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mmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooorrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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~*~Lep Andjeo~*~
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Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here ya go,hope ya like..........
"Ow! Damn!"She yelled,when she accidently hit her hea don the bed. "I'm gettin a 'pick me up'... Im starting to loose altittude." "I think you’re flyin plenty high enough." He said, as he grabbed her legs, and pulled her out from under the bed. "Heeeey!!!!" Candy crawled out from under the bed after her. "Nevermind actually... I already got what I wanted." She said and lit up. Her stash was hidden under a loose floorboard under her bed. ‘’Give me that!"He ordered. "Wahoo, he's loosened up!" Kate cheered, as she took the joint out of Cadny's mouth,and stuck it in his. Candy giggled at his stunned expression. "Now drag... and pass it on." Janine laughed, closing the curtains and locking the door so they would be completely undisturbed. He took the joint out of his mouth, "No thanks,thats okay."He rolled his eyes. "Oh come on." Kate whined, this time she held his nose shut as she shoved the joint in his mouth. He pushed her hand away and took it out of his mouth again. "I said no!" "Well at least you didn't destroy it." Janine said and took it from him, inhaling deeply and plopping down on the bed. "What a bore." Kate rolled her eyes and this time took a drag herself, plopping down next to her friend. "Right on KitKat." Candy said, plopping down on her other side as she passed it on to her now. "This is senseless." Nathanial sighed and shook his head, unlocked the door and walked out. "Why are the good lookin' ones always lame and the rockin' ones ugly?" Candy asked. "Well there are exceptions..." Kate laughed as it was her turn with the joint again. "Yeah like Louis." Janine laughed, taking it from her again and then passing it back to Candy. "Good point." She laughed and dragged. "He's a bore AND ugly." They all giggled. "Hey wait a minute, I'm not supposed to laugh at that."Kate laughed. "Oh well..." "Oh come on Katie." Janine laughed. "It's not like we don't know that you just go out with him because your parents like him." "Yeah exactly." Candy nodded. "After the disaster with... what was his name? Danny O'Hara?" They all giggled again when the door opened and their professor walked back in. "Look who's back!" Janine exclaimed. "Heyyyyyyy Smithey with the tight butt!" Kate giggled. "That's a whole funny sentence!" Candy held the joint out to him. "Welcome back handsome." He took it and put it out. "Your parents are back." He said opening the window widely. "CRAP!" The three girls yelled simulteanously. "Yeah that was my thought too. They didn't see me yet though." He said. "Damn, we gotta hide him." Janine realized. "Under the bed, hush!" Candy helped him under it as they heard footsteps approach the room. "Get your foot under there!" Kate whispered,as she kicked his shoe. He quickley pulled it up under the bed. Soooooooooo,wutcha think??Hmmmmm??? |
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Howdy! :-D Stacy:Sorry to bother you. Cap:You've still got time to reconsider. Crazy is normal,and Normal is crazy! Optimism can be a real b!t(h sometimes. "I've discovered the hardest discovery to make is who you are."-Bonnie Bedelia. "It's Not reaching your dreams that counts. It's going towards them."-Cher Somebody once said(I don't remember who) "I know that God won't give me more then I can handle...I just wish he didn't trust me so much." <- - I liked that. God Bless EVERYONE ~Emma~ |
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That was GREAT! More please?
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~Amy Lee Fan~
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lmFao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this fic is GREAT!!!!!!!!! hehe, can't wait for more!!!
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