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Classic FOL Fanatic · 09-29-2003, 06:39 PM

(Double Standard)
"Well if that's a dance at the high crest country club, your cotillion and my wingding are the same thing."

Hershey · 09-29-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Classic FOL Fanatic
(Double Standard)
"Well if that's a dance at the high crest country club, your cotillion and my wingding are the same thing."

I loved when she called it a wingding!!! That was so funny!!!

Hershey · 09-29-2003, 08:09 PM

I like the whole scence w\ the pipe bomb Jo was making.

Blair: I don't know what's wrong with me Jo.
Jo: Well I don't have time to tell you.

Jo: After that we laughed, talked, and had a great time... I hated it.

Jo: Hey Nat cool it, nice girls don't throw trees.

Jo: Alright I have had it with that hairy little creep.

Tootie: Oh look here's Blair and the pig.
Jo: Which one's the pig?

Blair: I don't know what's wrong with me Jo.
Jo: Well I don't have time to tell you.

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Lynn · 10-03-2003, 01:20 AM

This exchange from Four Musketeers has a couple of good lines from Jo:

Blair- *sigh*
Jo- I hate it when you do that.
Blair- Do what?
Jo- Sigh
Blair- I don't sigh
Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak
Tootie- Cool it you two
Pause
Blair- *sigh*
Jo- You're doing it again
Blair- It's called breathing
Jo- You do it just to annoy me
Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying
Jo- Now there's an idea!

I love this scene. It's one of my favorites.

Lynn · 10-03-2003, 01:47 AM

Here's another from the scene where they argue about whether or not the window should be open:

Blair: "The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago.
And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below."
The Moon. Emily Dickinson.

Jo: It's freezing. Jo Polniaczek.

Hershey · 10-03-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lynn
This exchange from Four Musketeers has a couple of good lines from Jo:

Blair- *sigh*
Jo- I hate it when you do that.
Blair- Do what?
Jo- Sigh
Blair- I don't sigh
Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak
Tootie- Cool it you two
Pause
Blair- *sigh*
Jo- You're doing it again
Blair- It's called breathing
Jo- You do it just to annoy me
Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying
Jo- Now there's an idea!

I love this scene. It's one of my favorites.

I was gonna put this one...glad u did-I didnt have to type the whole thing-LoL.

Lynn · 10-06-2003, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hershey
I was gonna put this one...glad u did-I didnt have to type the whole thing-LoL.

It was my pleasure.

dynoguy88 · 10-06-2003, 07:24 PM

I always like this one from one of the later seasons -

(Tootie and Jo walk down the stairs.)

TOOTIE: Hey, are there any doughnuts left?

NATALIE: Savages! What kind of a breakfast is that? You are what you eat!

JO: Then what have YOU been eating? Scrap metal?

Rebel Queen 1980 · 10-11-2003, 10:58 PM

Here's another I like

Tootie:Can we sing?
Jo: Sing ?
Tootie:That's what I do when I scared,What do you do?
Jo: Slap people .

iliveforjayandnancy2 · 10-13-2003, 04:05 AM

From Doo-Wah:
Jo: You filmed us on the train, you filmed us in the cab, I need you to run out of film so I can go to the bathroom! Jo says grabbing the camera.

From Gone W/ The Wind Pt. 2:
Jo: Alright Natalie it's true. You and I are heating this room!

From The Halloween Show:
Jo: Wrong you weenie!

From Doo-Wah:
Jo: I didn't ground myself. How could I let a thing like that get by me. (she hits herself in the head) What a dunder head!!

Magnificent Obbsession:
Jo: I thought the maybe would get him a magic marker up the nose!

Ain't Miss Beholden:
Jo: I'm no starving monkey, Blair!

From The Affair:
Jo: Nat. I really don't think this is the time for Brazil, our neighbor to the south.

From The New Girl Pt. 2:

Jo: And the next time I find your shoes in my area, I'm gonna glue em togetha!

From Mind Your Own Business:
Jo: Blair, diaries are just temporary feelings. Nat. doesn't really think you're and egotistical, selfish, airbrained witch...like I do!

JO jr · 12-15-2005, 05:09 AM

THIS IS A FUNNY QUOTE FROM JO THAT MADE ME LAUGH (AS REALLY ALL OF HER RETORTS, ESPECIALLY TO BLAIR, DO)
REFERRING TO THE BATES GOAT MASCOT BEING PREGNANT, AND BLAIR WANTING TO USE THE PHRASE "GOT IN TROUBLE" INSTEAD.
JO: "DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT THEIR MASCOT "GOT IN TROUBLE"? SHES A GOAT, BLAIR! WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? SHE WENT OUT PARKING WITH A BAD BILLY & THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND!?"

NANCY SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THAT SHE ALWAYS GOT THE BEST LINES & COMEBACKS, AND I BELIEVE THAT TO BE TRUE. HOWEVER, IT ALSO WAS NANCY'S TALENT IN HOW SHE SAID IT, THAT MADE US LAUGH OUT LOUD. LISA KNEW BLAIR IN & OUT AND BOTH OF THESE FINE ACTRESSES HAD GREAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND COMEDIC TIMING, WHICH ADDED TO THEIR BELIEVABILITY. THEY ALSO HAD GREAT CHEMISTRY, AND THINK THEY ARE UNDERRATED AS A GREAT COMEDY TEAM. THEY REALLY MADE US WANT TO SEE BLAIR & JO, WHETHER THEY WERE GOING AT ONE ANOTHER OR THEY WERE SHARING TRUE FRIENDSHIP MOMENTS. THEN AGAIN, THEIR BICKERING WAS JUST PART OF THEIR QUIRKY JO/BLAIR INTIMATE FRIENDSHIP. AT LEAST I THINK SO.

IheartBlair · 12-19-2005, 05:01 PM

Blair- *sigh*
Jo- I hate it when you do that.
Blair- Do what?
Jo- Sigh
Blair- I don't sigh
Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak
Tootie- Cool it you two
Pause
Blair- *sigh*
Jo- You did it again!
Blair- It's called breathing
Jo- You do it just to annoy me
Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying
Jo- Now there's an idea!

haha then
Blair: I don't have to take this!
Jo: So leave!
Blair: I will!
Jo: Good!
Blair: and I'll take my blanket with me!!! *then proceeds to rip the blanket off of Jo, Nat, and Tootie*

i must say that seen is definitely a classic to me!

JO jr · 12-21-2005, 03:30 AM

I'M DOING THIS FROM MEMORY, SO I HOPE I HAVE IT RIGHT. IT ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH, EVEN WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT TODAY

JO: "BLAIR'S LIKE A BARBIE DOLL. YA WIND HER UP AND SHE SAYS "I LOVE YA", TA HASELF".
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME IF I'VE GOT ANY OF IT WRONG. THANKU.

KristinHerreraFan · 12-21-2005, 07:44 PM

So what, things change! You born, you move on, you die, THAT'S LIFE!

I LOVE FACTS OF LIFE · 12-27-2005, 02:54 AM

Mrs. Garret: where'd you get beer?
Jo: I got the beer

LOL we never did find out where she got it from though

09-29-2003, 06:39 PM	#16
Classic FOL Fanatic Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 12, 2002 Location: Eastland... Posts: 1,359	(Double Standard) "Well if that's a dance at the high crest country club, your cotillion and my wingding are the same thing."
	__________________ The Facts of Life are all about you! Jo: You are what you are and that's good enough for me. Blair: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas! Tootie: We are in trouble! Natalie: She's a breath of fresh air isn't she?

10-06-2003, 07:24 PM	#23
dynoguy88 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2000 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 3,675	Jo quote I always like this one from one of the later seasons - (Tootie and Jo walk down the stairs.) TOOTIE: Hey, are there any doughnuts left? NATALIE: Savages! What kind of a breakfast is that? You are what you eat! JO: Then what have YOU been eating? Scrap metal?

10-13-2003, 04:05 AM	#25
iliveforjayandnancy2 \/ \/ TY CAT! \/ \/ Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 03, 2002 Location: Fairhaven, Massachusetts Posts: 512	HERE'S SEVERAL! From Doo-Wah: Jo: You filmed us on the train, you filmed us in the cab, I need you to run out of film so I can go to the bathroom! Jo says grabbing the camera. From Gone W/ The Wind Pt. 2: Jo: Alright Natalie it's true. You and I are heating this room! From The Halloween Show: Jo: Wrong you weenie! From Doo-Wah: Jo: I didn't ground myself. How could I let a thing like that get by me. (she hits herself in the head) What a dunder head!! Magnificent Obbsession: Jo: I thought the maybe would get him a magic marker up the nose! Ain't Miss Beholden: Jo: I'm no starving monkey, Blair! From The Affair: Jo: Nat. I really don't think this is the time for Brazil, our neighbor to the south. From The New Girl Pt. 2: Jo: And the next time I find your shoes in my area, I'm gonna glue em togetha! From Mind Your Own Business: Jo: Blair, diaries are just temporary feelings. Nat. doesn't really think you're and egotistical, selfish, airbrained witch...like I do!
	__________________ "Being alone with my thoughts can be dangerous."- by Me "I'll lose but I won't quit."- by Me "The heart is an amazing thing. Unlike anything else, once it's broken it can't be fixed."- by Me "Men. Can't live with em, and can't live with em." (that's not a typo)- by Me "Always be yourself. No matter what. At least if you're hated, you're hated for what you are. Not for what you're not."- by Me <<<< MY FAVORITE QUOTE iliveforjayandnancy2- AKA Angie

12-15-2005, 05:09 AM	#26
JO jr Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 1,249	THIS IS A FUNNY QUOTE FROM JO THAT MADE ME LAUGH (AS REALLY ALL OF HER RETORTS, ESPECIALLY TO BLAIR, DO) REFERRING TO THE BATES GOAT MASCOT BEING PREGNANT, AND BLAIR WANTING TO USE THE PHRASE "GOT IN TROUBLE" INSTEAD. JO: "DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT THEIR MASCOT "GOT IN TROUBLE"? SHES A GOAT, BLAIR! WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? SHE WENT OUT PARKING WITH A BAD BILLY & THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND!?" NANCY SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THAT SHE ALWAYS GOT THE BEST LINES & COMEBACKS, AND I BELIEVE THAT TO BE TRUE. HOWEVER, IT ALSO WAS NANCY'S TALENT IN HOW SHE SAID IT, THAT MADE US LAUGH OUT LOUD. LISA KNEW BLAIR IN & OUT AND BOTH OF THESE FINE ACTRESSES HAD GREAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND COMEDIC TIMING, WHICH ADDED TO THEIR BELIEVABILITY. THEY ALSO HAD GREAT CHEMISTRY, AND THINK THEY ARE UNDERRATED AS A GREAT COMEDY TEAM. THEY REALLY MADE US WANT TO SEE BLAIR & JO, WHETHER THEY WERE GOING AT ONE ANOTHER OR THEY WERE SHARING TRUE FRIENDSHIP MOMENTS. THEN AGAIN, THEIR BICKERING WAS JUST PART OF THEIR QUIRKY JO/BLAIR INTIMATE FRIENDSHIP. AT LEAST I THINK SO.
	Last edited by JO jr; 12-15-2005 at 02:44 PM.

12-21-2005, 07:44 PM	#29
KristinHerreraFan Dana is Buena Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 2,791	So what, things change! You born, you move on, you die, THAT'S LIFE!
	__________________ Signed, >>>>Kristin Herrera Fan

09-29-2003, 08:09 PM	#18
Hershey TerpFan3 Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 13, 2002 Location: In front of the Computer Posts: 466	I like the whole scence w\ the pipe bomb Jo was making. Blair: I don't know what's wrong with me Jo. Jo: Well I don't have time to tell you. Jo: After that we laughed, talked, and had a great time... I hated it. Jo: Hey Nat cool it, nice girls don't throw trees. Jo: Alright I have had it with that hairy little creep. Tootie: Oh look here's Blair and the pig. Jo: Which one's the pig? Blair: I don't know what's wrong with me Jo. Jo: Well I don't have time to tell you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

10-03-2003, 01:20 AM	#19
Lynn Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 07, 2001 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 744	This exchange from Four Musketeers has a couple of good lines from Jo: Blair- sigh Jo- I hate it when you do that. Blair- Do what? Jo- Sigh Blair- I don't sigh Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak Tootie- Cool it you two Pause Blair- sigh Jo- You're doing it again Blair- It's called breathing Jo- You do it just to annoy me Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying Jo- Now there's an idea! I love this scene. It's one of my favorites.

10-03-2003, 01:47 AM	#20
Lynn Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 07, 2001 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 744	Here's another from the scene where they argue about whether or not the window should be open: Blair: "The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago. And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below." The Moon. Emily Dickinson. Jo: It's freezing. Jo Polniaczek.

10-11-2003, 10:58 PM	#24
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	Here's another I like Tootie:Can we sing? Jo: Sing ? Tootie:That's what I do when I scared,What do you do? Jo: Slap people .

12-19-2005, 05:01 PM	#27
IheartBlair Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 14, 2005 Location: Hartford,CT Posts: 71	Blair- sigh Jo- I hate it when you do that. Blair- Do what? Jo- Sigh Blair- I don't sigh Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak Tootie- Cool it you two Pause Blair- sigh Jo- You did it again! Blair- It's called breathing Jo- You do it just to annoy me Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying Jo- Now there's an idea! haha then Blair: I don't have to take this! Jo: So leave! Blair: I will! Jo: Good! Blair: and I'll take my blanket with me!!! then proceeds to rip the blanket off of Jo, Nat, and Tootie i must say that seen is definitely a classic to me!

12-21-2005, 03:30 AM	#28
JO jr Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 1,249	I'M DOING THIS FROM MEMORY, SO I HOPE I HAVE IT RIGHT. IT ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH, EVEN WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT TODAY JO: "BLAIR'S LIKE A BARBIE DOLL. YA WIND HER UP AND SHE SAYS "I LOVE YA", TA HASELF". PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME IF I'VE GOT ANY OF IT WRONG. THANKU.

12-27-2005, 02:54 AM	#30
I LOVE FACTS OF LIFE Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 10, 2005 Posts: 258	Mrs. Garret: where'd you get beer? Jo: I got the beer LOL we never did find out where she got it from though