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yankeedog79 · 06-12-2004, 06:43 PM

Mr. Mackey - A fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with mookie stinks!
Kyle - Mookie stinks?

Mr. Mackey - [gasps] Ewwww oh my god you sick little monkey!!

Chain Gang Member · 06-23-2004, 03:58 PM

Stan:You are a doosh

Cartman · 08-05-2005, 10:51 PM

Cartman: Look, in this Nancy Drew book it says she went to the beach and got sand in her shoe. Maybe, that's how Kyle got the sand in his vigania.

Cartman: Weeeellllll
Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!
Cartman: Weeeelllllllll
Kyle: I am warning you!
Cartman: Ok, ok
Kyle: I am getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a bitch.
Cartman: (sings bitch song).

Terrance & Phillip: Well, slap my ass and call me a bitch.

mcfara · 08-16-2005, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chain Gang Member

Cartman:Kyle,get the sand out of your vagina

YES!!!!!!!!!!! This is the absolute best south park quote ever.

savageamusement · 08-23-2005, 05:58 AM

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home"

Has to tie with

Erics rant and rendition of IN the Ghetto.....

dragonfly333221 · 11-10-2005, 05:37 PM

I love it when Cartman says this on his computer " I am seeking an older mature male friend." Response he gets " I am 8 1/2 inches long." Cartman then says " 8 1/2 inches, nust be a ****ing midget, i hate ****ing midgets" I also like a lot of the other qoutes that are used nonstop.

Redd Foxx · 12-25-2005, 01:48 PM

(From the South Park Movie)

Kyle: Let me have some candy, Cartman.
Cartman: Let's see, hmm, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.

Redd Foxx · 12-25-2005, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonfly333221

I love it when Cartman says this on his computer " I am seeking an older mature male friend." Response he gets " I am 8 1/2 inches long." Cartman then says " 8 1/2 inches, nust be a ****ing midget, i hate ****ing midgets" I also like a lot of the other qoutes that are used nonstop.

OMG, LMAO! I almost peed my pants (I had a lot of pop in me) when I saw that. That is season 4 isnt it?

lockdown06 · 12-31-2005, 04:29 PM

Mom Kitty is bein' a dildo (cartman)

I know a special kitty kitty sleepin' with mommy tonite (miss Cartman)

Ohio8 · 01-13-2006, 06:43 PM

There were three variants on the "...killed Kenny" line:

1)Stan: "Oh my goodness they killed Kenny." Kyle: "Bastard."
2)Stan: "Oh my God he killed Kenny."
3)Stan: "Oh my God, they videotaped killing Kenny!" Kyle: "You b******s!"

Chain Gang Member · 02-06-2006, 04:35 PM

Nun:When you take communion,you will be handed this cracker and said "The body of Christ"

Cartman:Jesus was made of Crackers?
-----------------------------------------
Nun:Then you'll get to take a sip of wine and said "The blood of Christ"

Cartman:Ok now this is getting silly

Faith+1 · 04-05-2006, 09:01 PM

cartman- screw u guys i am going home.

cartman- THATS A BAD MR. KITTY

cartman-but....MOM i have to get chinpokomon dolls so i will

timmy- TIMMY

mr. hankey- howdy-ho

mr. macky- m'kay?

CartmanisSweet · 04-05-2006, 09:12 PM

hey alex! i wud have tosay my favorite SP quotes are:

No kitty thats my potpie!
Sweet!
Die hippie!
(when cartman whines)
M'kay!
OMg they killed kenny! BAstards!
etc..

Faith+1 · 04-05-2006, 09:20 PM

cartman- screw u guys i am going home.

cartman- THATS A BAD MR. KITTY

cartman-but....MOM i have to get chinpokomon dolls so i will

timmy- TIMMY

mr. hankey- howdy-ho

mr. macky- m'kay?

06-12-2004, 06:43 PM	#16
yankeedog79 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 24, 2003 Location: College Point Posts: 119	Mr. Mackey - A fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with mookie stinks! Kyle - Mookie stinks? Mr. Mackey - [gasps] Ewwww oh my god you sick little monkey!!
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06-23-2004, 03:58 PM	#17
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08-23-2005, 05:58 AM	#20
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12-25-2005, 01:48 PM	#22
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12-31-2005, 04:29 PM	#24
lockdown06 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 18, 2004 Location: ohio Posts: 709	Mom Kitty is bein' a dildo (cartman) I know a special kitty kitty sleepin' with mommy tonite (miss Cartman)
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08-05-2005, 10:51 PM	#18
Cartman Cartman Rules! Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 04, 2005 Location: South Park Posts: 10	Cartman: Look, in this Nancy Drew book it says she went to the beach and got sand in her shoe. Maybe, that's how Kyle got the sand in his vigania. Cartman: Weeeellllll Kyle: Don't do it Cartman! Cartman: Weeeelllllllll Kyle: I am warning you! Cartman: Ok, ok Kyle: I am getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a bitch. Cartman: (sings bitch song). Terrance & Phillip: Well, slap my ass and call me a bitch.

11-10-2005, 05:37 PM	#21
dragonfly333221 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Nov 10, 2005 Posts: 3	I love it when Cartman says this on his computer " I am seeking an older mature male friend." Response he gets " I am 8 1/2 inches long." Cartman then says " 8 1/2 inches, nust be a **ing midget, i hate **ing midgets" I also like a lot of the other qoutes that are used nonstop.

01-13-2006, 06:43 PM	#25
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	There were three variants on the "...killed Kenny" line: 1)Stan: "Oh my goodness they killed Kenny." Kyle: "Bastard." 2)Stan: "Oh my God he killed Kenny." 3)Stan: "Oh my God, they videotaped killing Kenny!" Kyle: "You b******s!"

02-06-2006, 04:35 PM	#26
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,927	Nun:When you take communion,you will be handed this cracker and said "The body of Christ" Cartman:Jesus was made of Crackers? ----------------------------------------- Nun:Then you'll get to take a sip of wine and said "The blood of Christ" Cartman:Ok now this is getting silly

04-05-2006, 09:01 PM	#27
Faith+1 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 03, 2006 Posts: 10	cartman- screw u guys i am going home. cartman- THATS A BAD MR. KITTY cartman-but....MOM i have to get chinpokomon dolls so i will timmy- TIMMY mr. hankey- howdy-ho mr. macky- m'kay?

04-05-2006, 09:12 PM	#28
CartmanisSweet I love Cartman! First Time Poster Join Date: Apr 05, 2006 Location: HBG Posts: 1	NO KITTY! hey alex! i wud have tosay my favorite SP quotes are: No kitty thats my potpie! Sweet! Die hippie! (when cartman whines) M'kay! OMg they killed kenny! BAstards! etc..

04-05-2006, 09:20 PM	#29
Faith+1 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 03, 2006 Posts: 10	cartman- screw u guys i am going home. cartman- THATS A BAD MR. KITTY cartman-but....MOM i have to get chinpokomon dolls so i will timmy- TIMMY mr. hankey- howdy-ho mr. macky- m'kay?