Chico and the man - Episode #35 - The Juror - Page 2 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 11:47 PM

Louie leaves...............

Chico re-appears........

Ed - Chico tell me about that interesting guy.

Chico - You've influenced me enough!

Ed - Was it Pop Winters?

Chico - You know him???

Ed - He's the Saint of East Los Angeles......

Chico - I'm not allowed to hear things like that man!

Ed - I remember a hardware owner who helped the people of East Los Angeles.

Chico - I'm leaving

Ed - Wait, Wait..........

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 11:52 PM

Rev Bemis appears.........

Rev. Bemis - Hello.....

Ed - Rev. Bemis... Didn't we have a little league team called Pops Peanuts?

Rev. Bemis - No more!

Ed - Because a young girl is framing that good man in a jury of dummies.....

Pitooey · 05-24-2003, 11:55 PM

Chico - That's it! I've had it! I know what I have to do. I have to disqualify myself from the jury.

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:01 AM

Ed - No Chico...... The judge won't like it... You can get yourself in alot of trouble...

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:05 AM

The next day...............

Judge - Mr. Rodriguez... I understand you have some questions to ask me?

Chico - Your honor... How far can you go when you tamper with the jury? I think I should be disqualified from the jury. Your honor I've been influenced by someone.

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:07 AM

Judge - Now what did this person do to influence you?

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:10 AM

Chico - Everything! He told me about the peanuts......... and Santa Claus dressed as Lady Godiva!

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:13 AM

Judge - Sit down..... Tell me the fellows name. I will prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law.

Chico - What fellow?

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:17 AM

Judge - The felllow who tempted to influence you! In this state it's a crime punishable by a $5,000.00 fine or 5 years in jail!

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:22 AM

Chico - Cheese and crackers.......... That's some choice your honor?

Jusge - Give me his name!

Chico - Whose name is that?

Judge - The name of the FELON who tried to influence you!

Chico - Your honor I don't know what you're talking about?

Judge - Mr. Rodriguez you're still under oath!

Chico - I would be hurting the kindest person who ever lived.......

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:25 AM

Judge - Do you know anything about zippers?

Chico - Do I know about zippers? You are talking to the zipper king! I have zipped across this country 3 times........

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:27 AM

Chico - Allow me....... Pardon my fingers.......... Here hold on..........

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:31 AM

Chico - There.............

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:35 AM

Judge - Mr. Rodriguez! If you continue I will hold you in contempt!

Chico - Your honor.... I'm not easily intimidated. "Courage is my virtue and intregrity is my heritage and I fear nothing but fear itself!" What are you going to do with me?

Judge - (She presses a button on the intercom) Bailiff?

Pitooey · 05-25-2003, 12:37 AM

05-24-2003, 11:47 PM	#16
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Louie leaves............... Chico re-appears........ Ed - Chico tell me about that interesting guy. Chico - You've influenced me enough! Ed - Was it Pop Winters? Chico - You know him??? Ed - He's the Saint of East Los Angeles...... Chico - I'm not allowed to hear things like that man! Ed - I remember a hardware owner who helped the people of East Los Angeles. Chico - I'm leaving Ed - Wait, Wait.......... Attached Images

05-24-2003, 11:52 PM	#17
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Rev Bemis appears......... Rev. Bemis - Hello..... Ed - Rev. Bemis... Didn't we have a little league team called Pops Peanuts? Rev. Bemis - No more! Ed - Because a young girl is framing that good man in a jury of dummies..... Attached Images

05-24-2003, 11:55 PM	#18
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico - That's it! I've had it! I know what I have to do. I have to disqualify myself from the jury. Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:01 AM	#19
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Ed - No Chico...... The judge won't like it... You can get yourself in alot of trouble... Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:05 AM	#20
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	The next day............... Judge - Mr. Rodriguez... I understand you have some questions to ask me? Chico - Your honor... How far can you go when you tamper with the jury? I think I should be disqualified from the jury. Your honor I've been influenced by someone. Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:07 AM	#21
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Judge - Now what did this person do to influence you? Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:10 AM	#22
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico - Everything! He told me about the peanuts......... and Santa Claus dressed as Lady Godiva! Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:13 AM	#23
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Judge - Sit down..... Tell me the fellows name. I will prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. Chico - What fellow? Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:17 AM	#24
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Judge - The felllow who tempted to influence you! In this state it's a crime punishable by a $5,000.00 fine or 5 years in jail! Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:22 AM	#25
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico - Cheese and crackers.......... That's some choice your honor? Jusge - Give me his name! Chico - Whose name is that? Judge - The name of the FELON who tried to influence you! Chico - Your honor I don't know what you're talking about? Judge - Mr. Rodriguez you're still under oath! Chico - I would be hurting the kindest person who ever lived....... Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:25 AM	#26
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Judge - Do you know anything about zippers? Chico - Do I know about zippers? You are talking to the zipper king! I have zipped across this country 3 times........ Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:27 AM	#27
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico - Allow me....... Pardon my fingers.......... Here hold on.......... Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:31 AM	#28
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Chico - There............. Attached Images

05-25-2003, 12:35 AM	#29
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Judge - Mr. Rodriguez! If you continue I will hold you in contempt! Chico - Your honor.... I'm not easily intimidated. "Courage is my virtue and intregrity is my heritage and I fear nothing but fear itself!" What are you going to do with me? Judge - (She presses a button on the intercom) Bailiff? Attached Images
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05-25-2003, 12:37 AM	#30
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Attached Images