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03-12-2003, 12:54 PM
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I luv my hitachi vcr
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this one:
"Its Joey. If he puts his mind to it, more often than not he's going to have sex with it" |
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03-24-2003, 07:23 PM
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Kim Fields #1 Fan
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And this IS hard...but i have some time I can type up a few of my favorites...I'll start w/ season one since there's soo many! Ross: Okay, I think it's time to change someones nicotine patch. Monica: Hey. Where's Joey? Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? Ross: I dunno, I think you reach a certain age and having a roommate is kinda path...Sorry, that's "pathet," which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live." Ross: Carol. Honey. Shh. Eveything's gonna be all right. Carol: Oh, what do you know?! No one's going up to you, saying, "Hi. Is that your nostril? Mind if we push a pot roast through it?!!" Monica: Okay. Try this salmon mousse. Joey: Mmm. Good. Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse? Joey: It's...creamer Monica: Yeah, but is that BETTER? Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, you know? Okay...this is gonna be the last one for right now, cuz its kinda long...Let me try to remember it all......if its notexact dont attack me! lol Monica: It's so greaat. He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. It's this cute little place on Tenthe Street. It's not to big, it's not to small..it's just right. Chandler: Was it formely owned by a blonde woman and some bears? Monica:So, anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be there, which would be great for me, cuz then u could "ooh" and "aah" and make yummy noises. Rachel: What're you going to make? Phoebe: Yummy noises. I... Rachel: And, Monica, what are YOu going to make? Monica: I don't know. It's got to be so great.... Phoebe: Oh!! I know what you can make! I know. Oh, you should make that thing, you know, with the stuff. You know, that thing, with the stuff? Okay, I don't know... OKAY ALL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL i'll add more lata! |
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03-30-2003, 01:43 AM
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The Brandon Show
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Ross: For your information y-o-u-r-e means you are, y-o-u-r means your
Rachel: I can't believe I even thought about getting back together with you we are so over Ross: Well...oh...no..oh....FINE BY ME!!!!! Rachel: And, hey just so you know, it's not that common it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal Chandler: I knew it!!!!! OR Ross: Pivot, okay, pivot, okay, pivot, PIVAT!!!! Chandler: Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuhhhpppppp!!!!!! OR Ross: (Talking to Rachel's stomach) I can't wait to play with you and kiss you and I can't wait to hear your first words Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that??? Rachel: He's talking to the baby Phoebe: Oh, okay. Cause when he said I can't wait to hear your first words, I thought there's a trick. OR (After Chandler and Joey get robbed) Chandler: I can't believe u sat in there and let them take our stuff Joey: If I find those guys do you know what I'm gonna do??? Chandler: Bend over ?!?!? |
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03-30-2003, 02:21 PM
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03-30-2003, 03:08 PM
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04-24-2003, 10:37 PM
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Ross-What does Chandler say scares the bejesus out of him?
Monica-Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance!! Ross-That is correct. Joey(to Chandler)-The Irish jig guy?!! Chandler-His legs flail about as if independent from his body!! Phoebe-Good Lord, this must be what evil tastes like!! Ross-No, no. No,no. It's not flashy. Not for a good fella. same episode Chandler-Ah, this is great. He could have got me a set of golf clubs or a VCR, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller. The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!! same episode Joey-Check it out, we're bracelet buddies! Chandler-That's what they'll call us!  
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04-28-2003, 04:15 PM
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Thought of a few more the past few days.
How could I forget one of the classic lines from The One with the Prom Video: Joey-Looking good, Mr. Kotter!! Rachel-Joey, it's like a 100 degrees in your apartment. Joey-Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear? Rachel-No. Joey-Still not hot enough! Ross(answering the phone)-Hello? No, Rachel's not here. Can I take a message? Casey, is that like 'at the bat' or as in 'and the sunshine band'? I'll give her the message. (Hangs up phone) Who's this Casey? Phoebe-Some guy Rachel met at the movies. Ross-Oh yeah, what does he want with her? Chandler-Maybe do a little dance.........make a little love........ pretty much get down tonight.
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05-02-2003, 02:57 PM
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Not an exact quote, but...
PHOEBE: I'm still annoyed at you. You called me broing. ROSS: When? PHOEBE: When we were playing chess on the giant ice lake, and I was winning, and you called me boring...Okay, it may have been a dream. Monica: You know, Chandler, I've always found public men's rooms to be quite sexy. Haven't you? Chandler: No. And, if I did, I don't think we would be seeing each other. Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian! Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it. Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games! Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room? Chandler: No. Ross: Then you are neither of your parents! Phoebe: I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up! Monica: No!! Why didn't you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!! Phoebe: [pauses] Because I'm normal! Monica: My motto is get out before they go down. Joey: That is so not my motto. |
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05-03-2003, 03:22 PM
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CHANDLER'S LINE::
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verenda my favorite quote is when chandler says: "Oh you know, they probably did a little dance. Ya know, make a little love. Pretty much got down tonight!"
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05-04-2003, 05:54 PM
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AKA CaitlinMoore2002
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oh Monica line that I use ALOT because i'm a neat freak like she is
is : "Feet on the floor or come over no more" |
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05-14-2003, 07:14 PM
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My all-time favorite line from Friends has got to be:
Rachel: "Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck, fantastic?!" Barbara
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05-15-2003, 04:27 PM
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Monica: Oh, I still can't believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!
Ross: So I don't wanna be just anybody. Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy. Phoebe: We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... That's math I can't even do! Chandler: You had your chance and you blewit! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! |
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08-14-2003, 06:05 PM
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so many 2 chose from
monica: oh my god what happened? chandler: well joey was born and then 28 years later i was robbed chandler: sometimes i wish i was a lesbien.....did i say that out loud? ross: we were on a break chandler: oh my god if you say that one more time im going to braek up with you just a few of my faves |
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08-14-2003, 06:22 PM
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Hollywood
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heres a song that Phoebe sung that sorta goes with the power blackout:
new york city has no power & the milk is getting sour, but thats okay its not scary cos i stay away from diary lalalalalala |
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08-14-2003, 09:25 PM
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Pop Culture Goddess
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