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ABlairican Pie · 02-22-2003, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryanmo97

I hate to spilt hairs (no pun intened) But the headmaster who adjusted his hairpiece all the time was the one who was between Mr. Bradley and Mr. Parker. I can't remember his name right now but as far as I know the only time he was showen was in the 2nd season episode where Mrs. G gets her eyes "diluted" and Tootie thinks Mrs. G is drunk.

Actually, I think there were only two headmasters, but...(anyone know for sure??

) But btw, I like your avatar with Lisa, you look like Bun E. Carlos, the drummer for Cheap Trick!!!

Anyone notice how Lisa always wears that bubblegum-pink outfit?

ABlairican Pie · 02-22-2003, 06:54 PM

INT. RECREATION HALL

The room floods with TEENAGE GIRLS in full party mode: card playing, pizzas, beer, smoking, even more than a handful of YOUNG MEN on hand. A LOUD BAND, fronted by a SCREECHING red-headed girl, MOLLY, 15, JAMS full-throttle in a corner. Many of the girls make out with the guys. One tall, dark-haired girl in tight shorts, NANCY, 16, paws and makes coy looks with one obviously interested BOY. A girl with long blonde hair and leather pants, SUE ANN, 16, and a tomboyish blonde in pigtails and a baseball cap, CINDY, 16, fling bras and panties onto the makeshift stage at the male DRUMMER. Mrs. Garrett drops her jaw in horror at what she sees.

GARRETT
Oh my God--

One butterscotch blonde girl in tight blue denim hot pants and midriff-showing top, BLAIR, 16, cavorts and necks with two GUYS on a sofa. In one hand she holds a lit cigarette, in the other, when not grabbing a guy, is a champagne glass. Mrs. Garrett stares at her when a chunky girl in shorts and a Shaun Cassidy tee-shirt, NATALIE, 15, strides up with a serving tray.

ABlairican Pie · 02-22-2003, 07:19 PM

NATALIE
Welcome to Chateau Warner, where
the party never stops. My name is
Natalie, I'll be your server. How may
I take your order?

GARRETT
I would like to know where you
got alcohol!

NATALIE
The alcohol is compliments of the
house. Plus, the band brought
their own keg.

A young, 13-ish black girl in a school dress uniform and skates, TOOTIE, rolls up.

TOOTIE
Come on, Nat, I'm tired of drinking
root beer. When am I going to drink
the real stuff?

NATALIE
Hey--do you think you'd pass for sixteen?
Then keep quiet.

GARRETT
Girls--I would like to speak with the
adult in charge. Girls?

No one responds. The party still BUZZES.

GARRETT
I want it quiet!

Still LOUD. She steps up to Molly's microphone.

GARRETT
QUI--YET!

The party freezes in silence.

GARRETT
That's better. Who's the adult in charge?

Blair rises, stalks over to her.

BLAIR
I am.

GARRETT
You? You're hardly out of your
training bra, honey. I want to
speak to a real adult.

BLAIR
The name's Blair Warner, daughter of
David Warner the Third, See-EE-Oh of
Warner Textiles. What gives you the
right to bust in on our party?

GARRETT
What gives you the right to
serve intoxicating beverages to
underage children?

BLAIR
That's for me to decide who's underage.
I brought back some wine from the finest
vineyards in France last year, where
there's no legal age limit--as far as I know.

GARRETT
Welcome to America, baby.

ABlairican Pie · 02-22-2003, 08:04 PM

She pinches Blair's cheek. Tootie staggers up, looks at them groggily.

NATALIE
Tootie, what's wrong?

TOOTIE
Blair, I got some good news and some
bad news. The bad news is that I had
a little of your wine and I, uh...got a
little sick.

BLAIR
What's the good news?

TOOTIE
Not to worry. You know that light
orange dress of yours? I used that to
clean it up.

Blair's face turns ashen.

BLAIR
My peach organza...?

Everyone stares at Blair's deathly expression.

GARRETT
Blair--?

Blair tenses up, then trembles and shakes. She emits a faint WHINE.

NATALIE
Hit the deck, she's gonna blow!

Everyone stampedes for cover.

GARRETT
Blair!

Natalie tugs Mrs. Garrett away. Blair's face turns beet red with dapples of perspiration. Her TEETH GRIND.

BLAIR
NO--!

Her SHRIEK ECHOES throughout the room and through

SERIES OF SHOTS

INT. HALL

EXT. SCHOOL

EXT. GROUNDS

SHOTS OF BIRDS scattering in flight

SATELLITE PHOTO OF UPSTATE NEW YORK

BACK TO SCENE

Mrs. Garrett holds Blair, who stares on vacantly. Mr Parker enters.

Ryanmo97 · 02-22-2003, 08:54 PM

This is great! Keep it up!

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 02-22-2003, 08:59 PM

Headmasters/mistresses in order..

1.) Mr. Crocker(headmaster in the pilot...he kinda scared me..)
2.)Mr. Bradley(first season headmaster)
3.)Mr. HARRIS (the one that, "wears a rug" as Jo so eloquently put it)
4.) Mr. Parker(the one that's best known-seasons 3-8)
5.) Blair Warner

I'm actually not sure if there was one between Mr. Parker and Blair...I'll have to watch "The beginning of the end" and "The beginning of the beginning" again.

btw, good story

JDS84 · 02-22-2003, 09:07 PM

Post more. This is good.

ABlairican Pie · 02-23-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
Headmasters/mistresses in order..

1.) Mr. Crocker(headmaster in the pilot...he kinda scared me..)
2.)Mr. Bradley(first season headmaster)
3.)Mr. HARRIS (the one that, "wears a rug" as Jo so eloquently put it)
4.) Mr. Parker(the one that's best known-seasons 3-8)
5.) Blair Warner

I'm actually not sure if there was one between Mr. Parker and Blair...I'll have to watch "The beginning of the end" and "The beginning of the beginning" again.

btw, good story

Can't believe there were so many headmasters and a headmistress!! (Almost forgot Blair was the last one...)

You guys know your FOL trivia!!!

ABlairican Pie · 02-23-2003, 10:26 PM

PARKER
There you are, Missus Garrett. I see
that you've met Blair.

GARRETT
Mister Parker, are you aware of what's
going on here?

PARKER
Er--I apologize for the proceedings.
You see, ever since the last house
mother took an extended leave--

GIRLS (IN UNISON)
She quit!

He jerks his collar.

PARKER
Was a victim of downsizing--

GIRLS
She quit!

PARKER
Was terminated--

GIRLS
She quit!

PARKER
So she quit! She quit due to
medical reasons--she was so
sick and stressed out by all of
you she had a nervous breakdown!

The girls GASP and stare in shock.

PARKER
But she does send you her love in a
beautiful card on hospital stationery.
The prozak is doing wonders and she
is finally mastering the spork.

The girls resound with an AWW of sympathy.

ABlairican Pie · 02-23-2003, 10:42 PM

GARRETT
Mister Parker, I just came from a
problem situation in the big city, and
I don't know if I am duly qualified to
handle a group this size, but if I were
to submit my resume by next--

PARKER
You're hired!

GARRETT
You--really want me?

MOLLY
Sure. We were getting sick of
Natalie's cooking.

NATALIE
Hey--is it really my fault the lard in
for the oatmeal is four months past
the expiration date?

PARKER
Tootie, show Missus Garrett to her
new room--after you take Blair to hers.

Blair continues to stare vacantly as Tootie leads her away.

GARRETT
Well, girls, I just want to say how
honored I am to be your new house
mother. Now if we can just clean up
this mess--

BOY
But, like, where do we find the brooms
and stuff?

GARRETT
Boys--out! Now!

They bolt out the exit. The girls MOAN.

GARRETT
Rule number one: No boys here without
permission. Rule number two--no
complaining about rule number one.

The girls take out brooms and cleaning supplies from the closet,
MUTTERING in discontent.

GARRETT
And after we get this place all tidied
up, we can have a special hour of
entertainment I call "Family Fun Time"
--with homemade taffy and Ovaltine!

The girls MOAN in contempt.

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 02-23-2003, 11:14 PM

cool!

Ryanmo97 · 02-23-2003, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
PARKER
But she does send you her love in a
beautiful card on hospital stationery.
The prozak is doing wonders and she
is finally mastering the spork.

This is great!

james_baby87 · 02-24-2003, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
GARRETT
And after we get this place all tidied
up, we can have a special hour of
entertainment I call "Family Fun Time"

Thats hilarious! "Family Fun Time"

Rebel Queen 1980 · 02-24-2003, 11:38 PM

I'm confused,is this a Differen't Strokes /Facts of Life Crossover
or has the story title just thrown me off,
Can you please explain?

ABlairican Pie · 02-24-2003, 11:45 PM

No, this isn't a "Diff'rent Strokes" /FOL crossover, this is to show how Mrs. Garrett went from where she was before to where she is now. This story IS going somewhere, and I'd write more but this computers freaking out...

02-22-2003, 06:54 PM	#17
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	more more movie movie INT. RECREATION HALL The room floods with TEENAGE GIRLS in full party mode: card playing, pizzas, beer, smoking, even more than a handful of YOUNG MEN on hand. A LOUD BAND, fronted by a SCREECHING red-headed girl, MOLLY, 15, JAMS full-throttle in a corner. Many of the girls make out with the guys. One tall, dark-haired girl in tight shorts, NANCY, 16, paws and makes coy looks with one obviously interested BOY. A girl with long blonde hair and leather pants, SUE ANN, 16, and a tomboyish blonde in pigtails and a baseball cap, CINDY, 16, fling bras and panties onto the makeshift stage at the male DRUMMER. Mrs. Garrett drops her jaw in horror at what she sees. GARRETT Oh my God-- One butterscotch blonde girl in tight blue denim hot pants and midriff-showing top, BLAIR, 16, cavorts and necks with two GUYS on a sofa. In one hand she holds a lit cigarette, in the other, when not grabbing a guy, is a champagne glass. Mrs. Garrett stares at her when a chunky girl in shorts and a Shaun Cassidy tee-shirt, NATALIE, 15, strides up with a serving tray.

02-22-2003, 07:19 PM	#18
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	FOL Movie NATALIE Welcome to Chateau Warner, where the party never stops. My name is Natalie, I'll be your server. How may I take your order? GARRETT I would like to know where you got alcohol! NATALIE The alcohol is compliments of the house. Plus, the band brought their own keg. A young, 13-ish black girl in a school dress uniform and skates, TOOTIE, rolls up. TOOTIE Come on, Nat, I'm tired of drinking root beer. When am I going to drink the real stuff? NATALIE Hey--do you think you'd pass for sixteen? Then keep quiet. GARRETT Girls--I would like to speak with the adult in charge. Girls? No one responds. The party still BUZZES. GARRETT I want it quiet! Still LOUD. She steps up to Molly's microphone. GARRETT QUI--YET! The party freezes in silence. GARRETT That's better. Who's the adult in charge? Blair rises, stalks over to her. BLAIR I am. GARRETT You? You're hardly out of your training bra, honey. I want to speak to a real adult. BLAIR The name's Blair Warner, daughter of David Warner the Third, See-EE-Oh of Warner Textiles. What gives you the right to bust in on our party? GARRETT What gives you the right to serve intoxicating beverages to underage children? BLAIR That's for me to decide who's underage. I brought back some wine from the finest vineyards in France last year, where there's no legal age limit--as far as I know. GARRETT Welcome to America, baby.

02-22-2003, 08:04 PM	#19
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	more Movie She pinches Blair's cheek. Tootie staggers up, looks at them groggily. NATALIE Tootie, what's wrong? TOOTIE Blair, I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I had a little of your wine and I, uh...got a little sick. BLAIR What's the good news? TOOTIE Not to worry. You know that light orange dress of yours? I used that to clean it up. Blair's face turns ashen. BLAIR My peach organza...? Everyone stares at Blair's deathly expression. GARRETT Blair--? Blair tenses up, then trembles and shakes. She emits a faint WHINE. NATALIE Hit the deck, she's gonna blow! Everyone stampedes for cover. GARRETT Blair! Natalie tugs Mrs. Garrett away. Blair's face turns beet red with dapples of perspiration. Her TEETH GRIND. BLAIR NO--! Her SHRIEK ECHOES throughout the room and through SERIES OF SHOTS INT. HALL EXT. SCHOOL EXT. GROUNDS SHOTS OF BIRDS scattering in flight SATELLITE PHOTO OF UPSTATE NEW YORK BACK TO SCENE Mrs. Garrett holds Blair, who stares on vacantly. Mr Parker enters.

02-22-2003, 08:54 PM	#20
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02-22-2003, 08:59 PM	#21
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	I KNOW! I know! Headmasters/mistresses in order.. 1.) Mr. Crocker(headmaster in the pilot...he kinda scared me..) 2.)Mr. Bradley(first season headmaster) 3.)Mr. HARRIS (the one that, "wears a rug" as Jo so eloquently put it) 4.) Mr. Parker(the one that's best known-seasons 3-8) 5.) Blair Warner I'm actually not sure if there was one between Mr. Parker and Blair...I'll have to watch "The beginning of the end" and "The beginning of the beginning" again. btw, good story

02-22-2003, 09:07 PM	#22
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02-23-2003, 10:26 PM	#24
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	movie PARKER There you are, Missus Garrett. I see that you've met Blair. GARRETT Mister Parker, are you aware of what's going on here? PARKER Er--I apologize for the proceedings. You see, ever since the last house mother took an extended leave-- GIRLS (IN UNISON) She quit! He jerks his collar. PARKER Was a victim of downsizing-- GIRLS She quit! PARKER Was terminated-- GIRLS She quit! PARKER So she quit! She quit due to medical reasons--she was so sick and stressed out by all of you she had a nervous breakdown! The girls GASP and stare in shock. PARKER But she does send you her love in a beautiful card on hospital stationery. The prozak is doing wonders and she is finally mastering the spork. The girls resound with an AWW of sympathy.

02-23-2003, 10:42 PM	#25
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	movie GARRETT Mister Parker, I just came from a problem situation in the big city, and I don't know if I am duly qualified to handle a group this size, but if I were to submit my resume by next-- PARKER You're hired! GARRETT You--really want me? MOLLY Sure. We were getting sick of Natalie's cooking. NATALIE Hey--is it really my fault the lard in for the oatmeal is four months past the expiration date? PARKER Tootie, show Missus Garrett to her new room--after you take Blair to hers. Blair continues to stare vacantly as Tootie leads her away. GARRETT Well, girls, I just want to say how honored I am to be your new house mother. Now if we can just clean up this mess-- BOY But, like, where do we find the brooms and stuff? GARRETT Boys--out! Now! They bolt out the exit. The girls MOAN. GARRETT Rule number one: No boys here without permission. Rule number two--no complaining about rule number one. The girls take out brooms and cleaning supplies from the closet, MUTTERING in discontent. GARRETT And after we get this place all tidied up, we can have a special hour of entertainment I call "Family Fun Time" --with homemade taffy and Ovaltine! The girls MOAN in contempt.

02-23-2003, 11:14 PM	#26
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	cool!

02-24-2003, 11:38 PM	#29
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	I'm confused,is this a Differen't Strokes /Facts of Life Crossover or has the story title just thrown me off, Can you please explain?

02-24-2003, 11:45 PM	#30
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	re: movie No, this isn't a "Diff'rent Strokes" /FOL crossover, this is to show how Mrs. Garrett went from where she was before to where she is now. This story IS going somewhere, and I'd write more but this computers freaking out...