Monkey See Monkey Do

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

HeHeHeHe IF YOU GUYS ONLY KNEW! HaHaHaHa I'm writing some stuff up now. lol

[Rebel Queen 1980]

This is great!,I was feeling kind of depressed,but a few good
laughs was all I needed,and that's what you get with those
famous Jo and Blair moments,Great Story!,Keep it up!

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

Later in class all four girls are sitting at there desk.

Everyone is quiet taking a test. Blair starts tapping her pencil on the side of her desk, annoying Jo on purpose. Jo just sits there and looks in Blair's direction out of the corner of her eye without actually looking at her. Blair thinking she's not affecting Jo, starts tapping louder. Jo looks right at Blair now.
Jo: MUST you do that?
Blair: Yes, I must. It helps me think.
Jo: Yes, and we all know you need all the help you can get.
Blair just gives her a look.
Jo cracks a half smile, and goes back to the test.

The teacher makes an annoucement.

Teacher: Alright class, before the bell rings, I want to make an announcement. If the majority of you actually do your homework tonight, I will think about letting all of you watch Grease.

Jo makes a funny face while saying:
Jo: Grease?
Natalie: Yeah, Grease. You know the movie with....
Jo: I KNOW what it is! I mean am I gonna have to sit through Ohhhh ohhhhhh Sandy, can't you see, I'm in miserieeeeeeeeee...... (Jo attempts to sing the song, but sings way off key)
Blair: Jo please, my poor ears.
Blair cups her hands over her ears.
Tottie: I love that movie!
Jo: Yeah you would.
Tootie: What's that suppose to mean?
Jo: Nothi.... (Jo stops realizing she can't say nothin' so she corrects herself and says nothinG). Look. The only grease I care about is what's on my bike.
Blair: Yeah and on my toothbrush.
Jo: Oh are we going to go there again?
Blair: Forget it. I'll just get another one after school.
Jo: Oh you will, will you?
Tootie and Natalie give a look like uh oh.
Blair: Yeah I'll just stop by the mall. Maybe they have some sales going on too.
Tootie: But Blair, don't forget the bet.
Blair: Oh yeah that's right.
Jo smacks Tooties arm.
Jo: THANKS TOOTIE!
Tootie: Well.
Jo: Please no help from anyone or this bet won't count.
Tootie: Alright. I said I was sorry. Sheesh.
Jo leans in to Blair.
Jo: It's not easy, is it Blair?
Blair: Ok. I'll admit it's not easy. But you won't last much longer not being able to use broken english.
Jo: Oh yea..... yes.
*All the girls laugh*
Blair: See?

Bell rings all four girls walk out.

Later in the cafeteria. Tootie and Natalie are sitting at one of the tables playing cards, enjoying there day off from kitchen work. Camera zooms in on Jo and Blair. Jo is washing dishes, Blair is drying them.

Jo: Ya know Blair it wouldn't hurt for ya to get ya hands wet?
Blair speaks with broken english to get Jo to do it too.
Blair: And ya know somethin Jo, ya sound very intellectual when ya use proper english. (pauses) Ok. That was awful. I will never do that again.
Jo: If you are trying to get me to use improper english it will not work. As much as I would love to say something that I can not say, you're little tricks won't work. (Jo puts emphasis on every word and says them slowly because it's hard for her to speak properly, when she's used to slang.)

The girls finish the dishes, and the camera shows them in the lounge sitting on opposite ends of the couch. Natalie and Tootie come in. Natalie sits beside Jo on the couch, and Tootie sits beside Blair.

Tootie: Come on you guys. Cheer up.
Natalie has her arm around Jo, her hand resting on Jo's left shoulder.
Natalie: Yeah, I mean it could be worse.
Jo gives her the look.
Natalie: Ok, maybe it couldn't.
Blair gets up and walks out.
Jo: So, Princess Di where are you going?
Blair: Who? Me?
Jo: No I was talking to the real Princess Di standing behind you. YES YOU!
(Jo wispers to herself: Good thing she didn't make me bet I couldn't have an attitude)
Blair: Oh. Umm.. Actually,
She struggles to think of where she's going.
Blair: I promised a girl from our class that I would help her out with a project she has been having trouble with.
Jo: You are such a horrible liar.
Blair: Maybe, but you are having one heck of a time not using slang. HaHaHa. I love it!
Blair laughs as she leaves.
Jo yells to Blair who has already left the room.
Jo: That is quite alright Blair. This will not last much longer. See I can speak well. QUITE well, I must say.

A little while later, all the girls are studying in the cafeteria and Blair walks in with a jacket on.

Tootie: Hey Blair.
Natalie: Hey Blair, you're cold?
Blair: Well if I'm wearing a coat, then I must be cold.
Blair preceeds to go to her room. Jo gets up and stands in front of her.
Jo: Blair.
Blair: Yes? She says trying to hold what was hidden under her coat better.
Jo looks at the thermometer on the window, then to Blair.
Jo: It's 85% out. Come on, what's under your coat.
Blair: My coat? Oh just my school books it looked like rain, and you know how weak those book covers are. I didn't want me books getting all..........
Jo: Ok. Stop right there. You're stomach just beeped.
Jo pauses and thinks for a second. Her eyes widen.
Jo: Ya went shoppin didn't ya! she yells.
Blair: HA! You lost.
Jo: It doesn't matta! If there is anythin' fluffy, frilly or expensive under that coat then ya lost before me!
Jo: Boy did it feel good to talk like THAT! Now what did ya buy?
Blair unzips her coat, and everything she bought falls on the table.
Jo picks them up and puts them down, naming each one.
Jo: A cell phone, hairclips, a shirt, a TOOTHBRUSH, and perfume.
Blair: Well ya can't blame me for the perfume and toothbrush and perfume, thanks to you.
Jo: So explain the cell phone?
Blair: Well, Daddy gave me my weekly allowance, so I needed a cell phone to call him and say thanks.
Jo: Oh right. And what's wrong with the one here? We're not like the Flintstones ya know? We have a phone! And it works very good. (she pauses) Ha! you can't even go one DAY without buying something.
Blair: Yeah well you lost too.
Jo: I did not.
Blair: Yes you did, you started using slang again!
Jo: Well not before you went on a shopping spree!
The two girls start yelling back and forth.
Natalie: Hey, hey, (they yell over her)
Natalie screams HEY!
They both look at her, and yell WHAT at the same time.
Natalie: listen...sheesh. Since you both lost, you both have to pay the consiquences.
Jo: Oh, NO WAY, she lost first.
Blair: But so did you.
Tootie: Oh please no more yelling!
Natalie: Tough you both lost the bet.
Jo: But what I have to do is so MUCH WORSE then what she has to do.
Blair: Oh really?
Jo: YES! Really!
Blair: And I suppose you think that my spending money on you is something I am looking foward to.
Jo: Well, it's nothing when you look at what I have to do.
Tootie: You know, she's right. (Tootie starts laughing) I mean, can you imagine? JO! All perty. HaHaHa That is so funny!!!
Everyone is laughing but Jo who has a straight face the entire time.
Jo puts her fist up in front of Tootie's face.
Jo: Still funny?
Tootie: Uh not anymore!
Blair: Ok. Now tommoroww morning, i'll have you looking so femine you'll never want to go back.
Jo: Wrong.
Blair: Well, at least give it a chan......
Jo: Wrong. (both times she said that, she was standing there with her arms folded)
Blair: Come on Jo, it will be a new experience for you.
Jo: Oh, I can't wait.
She says all cocky.

The next day at 6 AM, Blair gets up and shakes Jo vicously.

Jo: What, what??
Blair: It's time for your transformation.
Jo: Look at me. I'm thrilled.
She says with a blank stare, and bed head.

Both girls get up and wake up Tootie and Natalie.

Tootie: Oh is it morning already?
Natalie: Oh I've been waiting for this moment in my sleep!
Jo: Ok. Enough chit chat. Let's get this over and done with.

She gets made up by all three girls but mostly Blair. She makes wierd faces as the pull her hair back into a tight french braid, and she sneezes when Blair puts on the rouge, and foundation. When she tries to put eyeliner on Jo, Jo bats her eyes about a 100 times a second.

Blair: Ok, then. No eyeliner.
Jo: Are you done torturing me yet?
Blair: Almost.
(Jo gives a weird look when Blair took her seriously.)

When Jo is all done, they tell her to go down and show Mrs. Garett. Jo walks through the door that's next to the coffee machine, and approaches Mrs. Garett.

Jo: Ok, Mrs. G. What do you think?
Mrs. Garett: Oh my goodness. You look dazzaling Jo, just dazzling. How do you feel?
Jo: Like I wanna puke..............all over blair.
Mrs. Garett: Oh Jo. You look amazing.
Jo: No, I look like Bozo the Clown with all this make-up.
Mrs. Garett: No you don't. Come on it's almost time for class.

All four girls and Mrs. G leave the room.

All four girls are in class. Jo is sitting there with her head in her left hand. She looks very angry at Blair.

Guy: Hey Jo, you look......differenet. What is this some kind of bet you made or something? He says with a chuckle.

Jo: How did you kno.........umm no not a bet. I just decided to make a change.
Guy: Yeah, for the worst!
Jo changes positions and puts her head in her right hand facing away from him. She's facing Blair now.
Jo: (wispers to Blair) Blair, I can't take much more of this!
Blair: Don't worry. It's only another 2 hours.
Jo: Oh well that just put my mind at ease, now didn't it?
Blair: Well just think. This was all your fault. You never should have played Peekskill Prankster and did that with my toothbrush.
Jo: I know that now. I never thought I'd end up like this.
Blair: Jo, can I tell you something?
Jo: Why not. I couldn't feel much worse then I do now.
Blair: Well I just want you to know, that you really do look pretty.
Jo: Haven't you teased me enough for one day?
Blair: I'm not teasing you, (she says with a serious look) I mean it. You are really pretty. But if you're not comfortable with it, then don't keep it. Feel free to go back to being the same leather jacket wearing, motorcycle riding girl I'm used to.
Jo: Uh I think I'm going to do just that. (pauses) Thanks Blair.
Blair: Sure Jo. Anytime.

THE END

[1strunfan]

Great!!! I loved it. I could almost picture it in my mind. Great story!

[la10424]

that was pretty cool man. jo, all dressed up, HA. i love it

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

I'm glad you all enjoyed it! lol I enjoyed writing it. I only hope that it sounded as good to all of you as it did to me. and that's always what I go for. Trying to see if anyone can actually picture it playing through in there minds. I know I could. Anyways, guess I need to get back to my Division fan fic I've been neglecting. lol

[MrsGarrettRocksMySocks]

Great job, Angie!!!

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

Well.............THANK YA! THANK YA very much! *Bows a humble bow*

[Rebel Queen 1980]

This is so good!, I hope Jo loses the bet!.because I can just see her classmates cracking up at her as soon as she walks
into the classroom!

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh she did lol they both did. Her and Blair. I know my writting is confusing, so maybe you want to reread it. heheheh Up to you.

[Rebel Queen 1980]

This is great!,I hope Jo loses,I can just see Jo's classmates
reaction and them cracking up when she walks in the classroom!
Post more soon!

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh OK

[la10424]

Originally posted by L GOMEZ
This is great!,I hope Jo loses,I can just see Jo's classmates
reaction and them cracking up when she walks in the classroom!
Post more soon!

dude, i think you missed something while you were reading, like the ending!

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

thats what I thought lol I just thought that he read it wrong or something, but he put that twice hehehehehe

[james_baby87]

Awsome Angie!