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fr00ti · 11-07-2002, 09:04 PM

Well the meanest teacher I ever had was in 3rd grade and 6th grade...Mrs. Elliot. She called me stupid, and yes I had her in 3rd and 6th grade. I hate her. Now her name is Mrs. Dykes and she weighs 400 pounds and her husband smokes crack... she desrves it all. She was like satan almost.

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 11-07-2002, 09:07 PM

Oh I got another one

Me and Amanda were typing in random people's names on Yahoo and we typed in our biology teachers name and all this stuff about Star Wars trading cards came up and it said his nickname is Bane Slader and there was a site with his pic on it and he hosts all these conventions and stuf....omg its hilarious.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-07-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
Oh I got another one

Me and Amanda were typing in random people's names on Yahoo and we typed in our biology teachers name and all this stuff about Star Wars trading cards came up and it said his nickname is Bane Slader and there was a site with his pic on it and he hosts all these conventions and stuf....omg its hilarious.

Ha. Well, would you rather find that..or some porn chain he hosts?? Ick.

*ShortCake* · 11-07-2002, 11:23 PM

my health teacher sophomore year.. was so drunk when we would come in.. her room would literally stink of scotch LOL. Then she would lecture us on smoking, and would say "dont smoke" then have a smokers cough right afterwards lol. Then tnere was this other teacher that I had, she sold drugs to the kids at school, and smoked with them, and then got caught one day... and got arrested. Phew I am glad I am out of there LOL. I could list more but I wont bore all of you

-Ashley

Ewan's My Man · 11-07-2002, 11:37 PM

Ok...

My social studies teacher last year had like...narcolepsy...and he kept on falling asleep. And he was gross...and fat...and always jingled the coins in his pocket...and made us watch scary movies like 'Ben Hur' that caused me to go home and start bawling...and makes ppl take off their sweatshirts in his freezing cold classroom if it says, "DUKE" on it. He hates them. Hes a lil perv deep down.

This one sub...OMG...PERV!! He looks DOWN girl's shirts. He bought this one girl in my grade all these gifts...tried to get her to take a ride in his car...told her she looked sexy!! A conversation with him is like "Hi *he looks at our boobs* How *looks* are you? *stares*"

Ok...and he wasn't MY teacher but I met him a few times. He was in a whole different skool. This one teacher...got arrested for buying child pornography of the net...using his boyfriends credit card.

*Marilyn Monroe* · 11-07-2002, 11:38 PM

My fourth grade teacher was a realy weird. She wore the same GREEN jeans every day that year. The green and black ones rotate from year to year. Its sick! I used to keep track of how many days she wore them, but lost track before Xmas break. Nasty, huh?

la10424 · 11-07-2002, 11:48 PM

(he's not a teacher but he was weird)

There was this one Resource Officer at my high school (you know, the resident cop who deals with the jackoffs at school and does security sweeps) and he purposely set a trash can on fire in the cafateria and walked out and waited till it got a little out of control (flames kissing the celling) and then rushed in after pulling the alarm and put out the fire with a fire exstiguisher. He was trying to be a hero. the only problem with his plan is the lunch ladies, two of them saw him set the trash can on fire! needless to say, he got fired (no pun intended)

Cactus Jack · 11-07-2002, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
Ok...

My social studies teacher last year had like...narcolepsy...and he kept on falling asleep. And he was gross...and fat...and always jingled the coins in his pocket...and made us watch scary movies like 'Ben Hur' that caused me to go home and start bawling...and makes ppl take off their sweatshirts in his freezing cold classroom if it says, "DUKE" on it. He hates them. Hes a lil perv deep down.

This one sub...OMG...PERV!! He looks DOWN girl's shirts. He bought this one girl in my grade all these gifts...tried to get her to take a ride in his car...told her she looked sexy!! A conversation with him is like "Hi *he looks at our boobs* How *looks* are you? *stares*"

Ok...and he wasn't MY teacher but I met him a few times. He was in a whole different skool. This one teacher...got arrested for buying child pornography of the net...using his boyfriends credit card.

NOW THAT is the freakiest post in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god uve had weirder teachers than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-08-2002, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by la0919
(he's not a teacher but he was weird)

There was this one Resource Officer at my high school (you know, the resident cop who deals with the jackoffs at school and does security sweeps) and he purposely set a trash can on fire in the cafateria and walked out and waited till it got a little out of control (flames kissing the celling) and then rushed in after pulling the alarm and put out the fire with a fire exstiguisher. He was trying to be a hero. the only problem with his plan is the lunch ladies, two of them saw him set the trash can on fire! needless to say, he got fired (no pun intended)

LMAO. What a tool

Cactus Jack · 11-08-2002, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by ILoveLucyfan4eva
My geometry teacher last year was so weird. He was the worst teacher I ever had and he wore thongs. Yuck.

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLECCCCCCCCCCCH! Can I say he was cross dresser lol?

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-08-2002, 12:02 AM

All of my friends had this teacher Mr.Scott except me and my friend Amanda. OMG..we had the BIGGEST crush on him lol- and I think he knew it. Kinda freaked him out. Anyways..they made him leave (along with an art teacher) for dating students.

Cactus Jack · 11-08-2002, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

LMAO. What a tool

AGREED!!111

That is soooooooooo funny lao919

la10424 · 11-08-2002, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Istillgotit

AGREED!!111 That is soooooooooo funny lao919

yeah, the poor idiot. Now he works as a security gaurd at the mall. tot tell you the truth i'm surprised they hired him!

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 11-08-2002, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Ha. Well, would you rather find that..or some porn chain he hosts?? Ick.

*thinks*

*shudders*

EEW.

-*Forever*- · 11-08-2002, 07:40 PM

Weirdest teacher... well... Mr. Mendez is pretty weird. 3 years with him has driven me to insanity. He's gay yet, he hits on me. I'm convinced he thinks I look like a man.

Ms. Manion was pretty weird too. She was like goth [white skin, alllll black clothes, black hair, black nail polish] and then one day she just... left. Then Miss Cirmo came, she's pretty cool only she wouldn't give us candy. *pout*

Mmm.... Mr. Krylo used to feel your back. But he was a sub.

Mr. Reed threw a book @ Claire's head once. Now he subs for Mrs. Blasland *whines* I don't like him or when she's not there [she's the coolest teacher EVER]

But the worst is Mr. Kiaza. Jackie fell over one day @ lunch and he was right there, so he helped her up, and then felt her ass. Twice. And wanna hear the worst thing? He's the vice principal

I think that's it... *shrug* My school has it's fair amount.

**edited cos I called Mr. Mendez Mrs. Mendez... even though it fits

**

11-07-2002, 09:04 PM	#16
fr00ti Member Forum Star Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	Well the meanest teacher I ever had was in 3rd grade and 6th grade...Mrs. Elliot. She called me stupid, and yes I had her in 3rd and 6th grade. I hate her. Now her name is Mrs. Dykes and she weighs 400 pounds and her husband smokes crack... she desrves it all. She was like satan almost.
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11-07-2002, 11:23 PM	#19
ShortCake Blair Warner fan. Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Florida Posts: 3,761	my health teacher sophomore year.. was so drunk when we would come in.. her room would literally stink of scotch LOL. Then she would lecture us on smoking, and would say "dont smoke" then have a smokers cough right afterwards lol. Then tnere was this other teacher that I had, she sold drugs to the kids at school, and smoked with them, and then got caught one day... and got arrested. Phew I am glad I am out of there LOL. I could list more but I wont bore all of you -Ashley
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11-07-2002, 11:37 PM	#20
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	Ok... My social studies teacher last year had like...narcolepsy...and he kept on falling asleep. And he was gross...and fat...and always jingled the coins in his pocket...and made us watch scary movies like 'Ben Hur' that caused me to go home and start bawling...and makes ppl take off their sweatshirts in his freezing cold classroom if it says, "DUKE" on it. He hates them. Hes a lil perv deep down. This one sub...OMG...PERV!! He looks DOWN girl's shirts. He bought this one girl in my grade all these gifts...tried to get her to take a ride in his car...told her she looked sexy!! A conversation with him is like "Hi he looks at our boobs How looks are you? stares" Ok...and he wasn't MY teacher but I met him a few times. He was in a whole different skool. This one teacher...got arrested for buying child pornography of the net...using his boyfriends credit card.
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11-07-2002, 11:38 PM	#21
Marilyn Monroe Diamonds... Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 24, 2001 Location: Where gentlemen actually prefer brunettes Posts: 4,811	My fourth grade teacher was a realy weird. She wore the same GREEN jeans every day that year. The green and black ones rotate from year to year. Its sick! I used to keep track of how many days she wore them, but lost track before Xmas break. Nasty, huh?
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11-07-2002, 11:48 PM	#22
la10424 Polniaczek Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 25, 2002 Posts: 334	(he's not a teacher but he was weird) There was this one Resource Officer at my high school (you know, the resident cop who deals with the jackoffs at school and does security sweeps) and he purposely set a trash can on fire in the cafateria and walked out and waited till it got a little out of control (flames kissing the celling) and then rushed in after pulling the alarm and put out the fire with a fire exstiguisher. He was trying to be a hero. the only problem with his plan is the lunch ladies, two of them saw him set the trash can on fire! needless to say, he got fired (no pun intended)
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11-07-2002, 09:07 PM	#17
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,420	Oh I got another one Me and Amanda were typing in random people's names on Yahoo and we typed in our biology teachers name and all this stuff about Star Wars trading cards came up and it said his nickname is Bane Slader and there was a site with his pic on it and he hosts all these conventions and stuf....omg its hilarious.

11-08-2002, 12:02 AM	#26
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	All of my friends had this teacher Mr.Scott except me and my friend Amanda. OMG..we had the BIGGEST crush on him lol- and I think he knew it. Kinda freaked him out. Anyways..they made him leave (along with an art teacher) for dating students.

11-08-2002, 07:40 PM	#30
-Forever- <3333333333333333333 Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 22, 2001 Location: Manlius, NY in reality. Deerfield Beach, FL in my heart. Posts: 28,001	Weirdest teacher... well... Mr. Mendez is pretty weird. 3 years with him has driven me to insanity. He's gay yet, he hits on me. I'm convinced he thinks I look like a man. Ms. Manion was pretty weird too. She was like goth [white skin, alllll black clothes, black hair, black nail polish] and then one day she just... left. Then Miss Cirmo came, she's pretty cool only she wouldn't give us candy. pout Mmm.... Mr. Krylo used to feel your back. But he was a sub. Mr. Reed threw a book @ Claire's head once. Now he subs for Mrs. Blasland whines I don't like him or when she's not there [she's the coolest teacher EVER] But the worst is Mr. Kiaza. Jackie fell over one day @ lunch and he was right there, so he helped her up, and then felt her ass. Twice. And wanna hear the worst thing? He's the vice principal I think that's it... shrug My school has it's fair amount. edited cos I called Mr. Mendez Mrs. Mendez... even though it fits
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