Continuous Story

[GoldenGuy]

Still in the Living Room, rose enters from the linai

Big Daddy: Howdy ma:am

Rose: Boy Blanche, when you said you wanted to date more mature men you weren't kidding.

Dorthy: this isn't Blanche's date you airhead. This is her father-in-law.

Rose: Oh I'm so sorry Mr. devouroux.

Big Daddy: oh it's quite all right child. In fact it's quite a compliment that you thought i was one of Blanche's dates.

Sophia: That's what you think.

Dorthy: Maaaaa, i thought you were leaving.

sophia: I was, but Lilian's daughter just called me and said she couldn't make it.

Dorthy: why not

Sophia: she died (looks sad for a second) so who wants pizza.

Rose: were all here for you sophia if the pain gets to be too much for you Sophia.

Sophia: I said nothing about pain, unless you're talking about some pain pizza. Now who the hell's hungry.

rose: i just had three gafloopaboopin mudd pies. I'm stuffed.

Dorthy: (gives rose a dirty look, then looks at Sophia) I'm not hungry either ma

Blanche: well i'm on a diet, not that i need it of course.

Sophia: Like hell you don't. Well i don't want to eat alone.

Big Daddy. well i'm starving after my flight. I'll go with you.

Sophia: Ok Biggie D. Let's roll.

Blanche: WAIT a minute( they're already gone) i was supposed to take Big Daddy out to see Miami.

NEXT SCENE. dorthy and rose are sitting at the kitchen table. Blanche walks in and sits down.

Blanche: Big Daddy's been here a week now, and I've barely seen him. he's always out with your MOTHER. I haven't seen him in 8 years and he's only interested in dating some shriveleed up mushroom.

Dorthy: heh you're talking about my shriviled up mushroom. And they're not dating. They're just good friends.

Blanche: well if you say so. is anybody else cold.

dorthy: my mother's got some extra blankets in her room.

(Blanche leave's after about 10 seconds we hear...

Blanche: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

continue it.

[FourAces]

LOL Awseome, it's amazing how you all capture their personalities and mannerisms down, ill continue tom morning!

[Superbatboy]

Continuing....

(In Sophia's room)

(Sophia and Big Daddy are in the bed together)

Sophia: Relax Blanche, I'm just showing Big Daddy how comfortable my new mattress is

Big Daddy: It's comfortable alright

(Enter Dorothy)

Dorothy: Oh my goodness

Sophia: Relax pussycat I'm just showing him my new mattress

Dorothy: What new mattress??

Sophia: The one I bought with your credit card

Dorothy: I'm so relieved...and by the way Ma when I get the credit card statement, I'm going to kill you

Sophia: Please threatening an 80 year old with death is like threatening to water log a fish

Dorothy: Well, we'll let you guys get back to...uh...bed testing

(Exit Dorothy and Blanche)

NEW SCENE

(In the Kitchen)

Dorothy: What's the matter Blanche???

Blanche: It's just upsetting me that I haven't spent much time with Big Daddy

Dorothy: Honey, it's not like you were close to him or anything

Blanche: Yeah, but he's my last living memory of George. He's a splitting image of him

Rose: Cheer up Blanche. This reminds of Mr and Mrs Gugenhabin that use to live across the way from us.

(Dorothy and Blanche roll eyes)

Rose: Mrs Gugenhabin wouldn't let anyone touch her pet goat Gertrude. No one could understand why. So finally Mr Gugenhabin got the story out of her.

Blanche: What was the story Rose???

Rose: Because it was her only living memory of her other pet goat Gerbob that had died a little while before. She was very sensitive about that subject

Dorothy: You know Rose, that actually made sense

Rose: Oh, and Gertrude also had a very nasty case of ringworm

Dorothy: Whooops, spoke to soon

Blanche: Well I'm not going to let that wretched mean old woman take my Big Daddy from me

Rose: Blanche, I'm shocked. Sophia isn't a wretched mean old woman

(Enter Sophia)

Sophia: Blanche, in the future put one butt cheek on the toilet seat at a time, that way you won't break yet another one

Rose: Sophia she just does that because she likes the plumber guy

Sophia: Sure and Madonna always DID have that gap in her teeth

(Enter Big Daddy)

Big Daddy: How are you young ladies doing this day???

Blanche: Very good. Now Daddy, it's time for me to show you around Miami. So why don't you get ready

Big Daddy: Oh I'm sorry pumpkin, but Sophia already promised to take me out

Dorothy: Where are you guys going???

Sophia: To play cards at Lilians. I rip her off and cheat everytime

Dorothy: Ma

Sophia: Relax, we play for preparation H ointment

Rose: You guys play for ointment???

Sophia: Hey, to an 80 year old that is like money

(Exit Big Daddy and Sophia)

Blanche: Darnit Dorothy, when is your mother gonna die so I can spend time with my big daddy???

Dorothy: I'm not sure Blanche, but I'll be sure to let you know the minute it happens. That is of course if you're not entertaining company at the moment. I'll let you finish beforehand.

Rose: How will you know when she's finished Dorothy???

Dorothy: A little midget parade comes marching down the street Rose

Next....

[shocolah]

LOL ! I can picture everyone of them saying these things...especially like how they're playing for Preparation H!

[Superbatboy]

What happened to all the writers??? I was having fun. Don't tell me you guys gave up already. Let's at least finish the episode.

[FourAces]

Originally posted by Superbatboy
Continuing....


Dorothy: A little midget parade comes marching down the street Rose

Next....

Rose: I have an idea, how about some chocolate chip cheesecake?...

Dorothy: ...I think I saw some cookies we have left over on the bottom shelf too, get those...I'll put on some coffee. Blanche? Coffee?

Blanche: Oh no no no. I have better things to do than sit around here and let my hips gain back all the weight I lost. I'm going out.

Dorothy: Blanche, where are you going to go? Big Daddy is out with MA...you have no dates...and every other man is at home.

Blanche: (sighs) Probably with their wives.

Dorothy: That never stopped you before....

Blance: Oh alright, Rose cut me a piece too.

Rose: Oh good, you know girls I just love sitting around the table and talking about good times.

Dorothy: Good times? Rose! My mother is out with a man called Big Daddy, Blanche ran out of men to date in Miami and I cant walk to the toilet without getting tired...

Blanche: Well you ARE gettin' older...

Dorothy: Shut up thunder thighs.

(Sophia bursts through the door)

Sophia: I'm back. Goodnight everyone.

Dorothy: MA! Wait, why are you back so soon?

Sophia: Oh that. Well we were on our way to Lilian's and we got a flat. I got tired of waiting for a guy to finish peeing in the phonebooth and I took a taxi back here.

Dororthy: I don't belive you.

Sophia: Believe it! The cab driver is waiting outside for his 75 bucks.

Rose: Dorothy, she's right, he is outside.

Dorothy: Ma, get my purse.

Blanche: Sophia where's Big Daddy?

Sophia: Oh him. I don't know actually. I turned one second to yell at the guy in the booth and he was gone...


Continue

[glocherfan]

I love this! I'm not too good at this but I'll try. Be honest if it is funny!

BLANCHE:
(Smiles) Well, I don't see the need for it anyway.

[in walks Rose]

ROSE:
Hey girls...I just thoug--Oh hello. You must be Blanche's husband's father. I'm Rose. But guess what! While I was back in the kitchen making mud pi-

DOROTHY:
(grabs Rose and puts her hand around her mouth so she can't speak) (calmly says) Shut up Rose. Now, Mr. Devareaux, ...

NEXT!

[glocherfan]

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