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Frank Gannucci · 06-01-2022, 11:06 PM

(Ralph & Ed & the rest of the Raccoons are seen leaving MSG.)

Ralph: Gentlemen, wasn’t that a great game or what?”

Ed: “May I echo those words?”

Freddie Muller: “So do I Ralph. I think that the Rangers could win it all this year.”

Head Raccoon: “I agree.”

Ralph: “I think that the Lightning are screwed. Those Lightning players are going to lose it all at the Amalie Arena.”

Ed: “Lightning isn’t going to strike twice.”

Ralph: “Those Rangers are going to advance and have the beauty of being hours away from that fun-and-Sun Capital of the World, Miami Beach.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Ralph: “The Rangers are going to win it all.”

Ed: “We should join in their Cup celebration in the locker room and make them Raccoons.”

Fred: “The Rangers will win it all like Ralph said.”

(They all sing a song about winning it all with other fans dancing and singing along.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce my sidekick. Here’s Art Carney.”

(Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie’s hand.)

Jackie: “The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci · 06-03-2022, 10:56 PM

(Ralph, Ed and the rest of the Raccoons arrive in the Kramden household.)

All (singing loudly and off-key): “WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/NO TIME FOR LOSERS BECAUSE WE ARE THE…”

Alice (interrupting, yells): “SHUT UP!”

Ralph: “Alice, do you realize what you have dine? You have interrupted the future grammy winners.”

Alice: “Well, Scottie-Wattie-do-dah-day. Did you people hear yourselves sing? I am assuming that you saw the Rangers win.”

Ralph: “That is right. They are on the road to sweeping the Lightning. The Stanley Cup is as good as ours. Haha!”

Ed: “As far as our singing goes, the Rangers would be proud. We were singing while we were leaving our seats. We continued singing all the way here. I think all of MSG heard us.”

Alice: “Oh brother.”

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): “AFTER HEARING THAT SINGING, I AM GLAD THAT I ONLY HAVE TWO EARS AND NOT THREE.”

(Raloh goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): “MCGARRITY, YOU WOULDN’T KNOW A GOOD SONG IF YOU HEARD ONE.”

(Raloh gets trash dumped on him. People laugh.)

Raloh (yells): “ALL OF YOU, GET OUT! GET OUT!”

(They do.)

(Jackie walks onstage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci · 06-05-2022, 06:33 PM

(Ralph & Ed come home all upset. They greet the girls.)

Alice: “Rangers lose?”

Ralph: “You betcha. I do wanted the Rangers to sweep. At least they still got a lead.”

Ed: “Today was a dark, dark day.”

Ralph: “But we know Lightning can’t strike twice in the same building.”

Ed: “Oh yes it can. Just ask Al Roker.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “Let me say this, if the Rangers lose their chance at the Cup, I don’t know what I’ll do.”

Ed: “With your weight, you probably would get a heart attack.”

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!”

(The Norton’s leave.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. Good night everyone.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci · 06-07-2022, 11:08 PM

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game from the Kramden apartment.)

Ralph: “What a lousy game Norton. Seriously, to top it all off, the Lightning scored an empty net goal in the final seconds because the goalie had to leave his post.”

Ed: “The only time when I saw that happen recently is when us Raccoons played an intense important hockey game with you as the goalie. You caused us to lose in the final seconds because you left your post to get some cookies.”

Ralph: “You gonna bring that up again Norton? I’m upset about it as all of us were.”

Ed: “You were upset that I got the cookies first?”

Ralph: “No. the game. Now, the series will go to at least six games with one game at least happening at MSG. Garrity is going to be there at MSG on Thursday. We are going to sit right behind that BUM! When the Rangers win, we will rub it in his face.”

(He goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): “GARRITY, PREPARE TO GET SHOWERED WITH INSULTS WHEN THE RANGERS WIN!”

(Ralph gets doused with seltzer water. Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “GEEEEEEEET OUT!”

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci · 06-09-2022, 10:54 PM

(Ralph just got finished watching the game.)

Alice: “I take it that your team lost Ralph.”

Ralph: “Oh yes. They did. Now, the Rangers need to win games 6 & 7 and force Justin Bieber to move his MSG concert to another day.”

Alice: “I bet that Justin’s fans will want the Lightning to win.”

Ralph: “Then they are not New Yorkers.”

(Ed comes down. He blows his nose out of sadness.)

Ed: “Ralph, look on the bright side. If the Rangers lose, they got nothing to be ashamed of and we have three hockey teams to potentially get the Cup next year.”

Raloh: “Norton, thank you. How can you be so positive?”

Ed: “It’s very simple Ralph. I’m a Justin Bieber fan and I want to see his concert this Monday. I am a fan of him.”

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT! GET OUT!”

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. If that Justin Beiber ever performs here in Miami Beach, he will find out first hand that the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci · 06-11-2022, 10:57 PM

(The TB Lightning won the Eastern Conference Finals, 4 games to 3, by beating the NY Rangers 2-1.)

(Ralph & Ed are walking in the hallway of 328 Chauncey Street.)

Ed: “What a lousy game.”

Ralph: “I was hoping the Rangers would tie it at the end. Another Cupless season.”

Ed: “I heard that Garrity is watching the game at a friends apartment in this building.”

Ralph: “Garrity has a friend here? That’s a laugh. Can’t you imagine being friends with a loudmouth.”

(Ed rolls his eyes.)

Garrity (from inside a pal’s apartment and startling Ralph & Ed): “THE LOGHTNING WIN! THE RANGERS ARE LOOOOOSERS. NOW, I CAN WATCH JUSTIN BEIBER AT MSG.”

(Ralph is fuming.)

Ralph: “Get ready for a war Norton.”

(Ralph barges into Garriy’s friend’s place in hoping for a fight with Garrity. Later on, Ralph and Ed come into the Kramden apartment with Ralph sporting a black eye.)

Ralph (yells): “I GOT A BIIIIG MOUTH.”

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

06-01-2022, 11:06 PM	#16
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 15) (The NY Rangers beat the TB Lightning 6-2.) (Ralph & Ed & the rest of the Raccoons are seen leaving MSG.) Ralph: Gentlemen, wasn’t that a great game or what?” Ed: “May I echo those words?” Freddie Muller: “So do I Ralph. I think that the Rangers could win it all this year.” Head Raccoon: “I agree.” Ralph: “I think that the Lightning are screwed. Those Lightning players are going to lose it all at the Amalie Arena.” Ed: “Lightning isn’t going to strike twice.” Ralph: “Those Rangers are going to advance and have the beauty of being hours away from that fun-and-Sun Capital of the World, Miami Beach.” (Crowd cheers.) Ralph: “The Rangers are going to win it all.” Ed: “We should join in their Cup celebration in the locker room and make them Raccoons.” Fred: “The Rangers will win it all like Ralph said.” (They all sing a song about winning it all with other fans dancing and singing along.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce my sidekick. Here’s Art Carney.” (Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie’s hand.) Jackie: “The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.)

06-03-2022, 10:56 PM	#17
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 16) (The NY Rangers beat the TB Lightning 3-2.) (Ralph, Ed and the rest of the Raccoons arrive in the Kramden household.) All (singing loudly and off-key): “WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/NO TIME FOR LOSERS BECAUSE WE ARE THE…” Alice (interrupting, yells): “SHUT UP!” Ralph: “Alice, do you realize what you have dine? You have interrupted the future grammy winners.” Alice: “Well, Scottie-Wattie-do-dah-day. Did you people hear yourselves sing? I am assuming that you saw the Rangers win.” Ralph: “That is right. They are on the road to sweeping the Lightning. The Stanley Cup is as good as ours. Haha!” Ed: “As far as our singing goes, the Rangers would be proud. We were singing while we were leaving our seats. We continued singing all the way here. I think all of MSG heard us.” Alice: “Oh brother.” McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): “AFTER HEARING THAT SINGING, I AM GLAD THAT I ONLY HAVE TWO EARS AND NOT THREE.” (Raloh goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): “MCGARRITY, YOU WOULDN’T KNOW A GOOD SONG IF YOU HEARD ONE.” (Raloh gets trash dumped on him. People laugh.) Raloh (yells): “ALL OF YOU, GET OUT! GET OUT!” (They do.) (Jackie walks onstage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.)

06-05-2022, 06:33 PM	#18
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan (Part 17) (The TB Lightning beat the NY Rangers 3-2.) (Ralph & Ed come home all upset. They greet the girls.) Alice: “Rangers lose?” Ralph: “You betcha. I do wanted the Rangers to sweep. At least they still got a lead.” Ed: “Today was a dark, dark day.” Ralph: “But we know Lightning can’t strike twice in the same building.” Ed: “Oh yes it can. Just ask Al Roker.” (Ralph rolls his eyes.) Ralph: “Let me say this, if the Rangers lose their chance at the Cup, I don’t know what I’ll do.” Ed: “With your weight, you probably would get a heart attack.” Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!” (The Norton’s leave.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. Good night everyone.” (Crowd cheers.)

06-07-2022, 11:08 PM	#19
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 18) (The TB Lightning beat the NY Rangers 4-1.) (Ralph & Ed just watched the game from the Kramden apartment.) Ralph: “What a lousy game Norton. Seriously, to top it all off, the Lightning scored an empty net goal in the final seconds because the goalie had to leave his post.” Ed: “The only time when I saw that happen recently is when us Raccoons played an intense important hockey game with you as the goalie. You caused us to lose in the final seconds because you left your post to get some cookies.” Ralph: “You gonna bring that up again Norton? I’m upset about it as all of us were.” Ed: “You were upset that I got the cookies first?” Ralph: “No. the game. Now, the series will go to at least six games with one game at least happening at MSG. Garrity is going to be there at MSG on Thursday. We are going to sit right behind that BUM! When the Rangers win, we will rub it in his face.” (He goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): “GARRITY, PREPARE TO GET SHOWERED WITH INSULTS WHEN THE RANGERS WIN!” (Ralph gets doused with seltzer water. Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): “GEEEEEEEET OUT!” (Ed leaves.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.)

06-09-2022, 10:54 PM	#20
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 19) (The TB Lightning beat the NY Rangers 3-1.) (Ralph just got finished watching the game.) Alice: “I take it that your team lost Ralph.” Ralph: “Oh yes. They did. Now, the Rangers need to win games 6 & 7 and force Justin Bieber to move his MSG concert to another day.” Alice: “I bet that Justin’s fans will want the Lightning to win.” Ralph: “Then they are not New Yorkers.” (Ed comes down. He blows his nose out of sadness.) Ed: “Ralph, look on the bright side. If the Rangers lose, they got nothing to be ashamed of and we have three hockey teams to potentially get the Cup next year.” Raloh: “Norton, thank you. How can you be so positive?” Ed: “It’s very simple Ralph. I’m a Justin Bieber fan and I want to see his concert this Monday. I am a fan of him.” Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT! GET OUT!” (Ed leaves.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. If that Justin Beiber ever performs here in Miami Beach, he will find out first hand that the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.)

06-11-2022, 10:57 PM	#21
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 20) (The TB Lightning won the Eastern Conference Finals, 4 games to 3, by beating the NY Rangers 2-1.) (Ralph & Ed are walking in the hallway of 328 Chauncey Street.) Ed: “What a lousy game.” Ralph: “I was hoping the Rangers would tie it at the end. Another Cupless season.” Ed: “I heard that Garrity is watching the game at a friends apartment in this building.” Ralph: “Garrity has a friend here? That’s a laugh. Can’t you imagine being friends with a loudmouth.” (Ed rolls his eyes.) Garrity (from inside a pal’s apartment and startling Ralph & Ed): “THE LOGHTNING WIN! THE RANGERS ARE LOOOOOSERS. NOW, I CAN WATCH JUSTIN BEIBER AT MSG.” (Ralph is fuming.) Ralph: “Get ready for a war Norton.” (Ralph barges into Garriy’s friend’s place in hoping for a fight with Garrity. Later on, Ralph and Ed come into the Kramden apartment with Ralph sporting a black eye.) Ralph (yells): “I GOT A BIIIIG MOUTH.” (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.)