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MA · 12-23-2018, 08:15 AM

Bonnie: "Cherry? Squirt? Fleshy? You can't help yourself, can you?"
Chef Rudy: "It's very hard."

Ohio8 · 01-08-2019, 07:55 PM

Christy: "Where romance goes to die."

Marjorie: "Those things, left unsaid, often poison the marriage bed."

MA · 01-08-2019, 07:56 PM

Christy: Violet, I can't tell you not to have sex at your age, because I had sex at your age.

Violet: Mom, I'm not having sex.

MA · 04-08-2019, 07:45 AM

Christy: Well, no good deed goes unpunished.

ThisLittlePiggy · 06-02-2019, 01:34 PM

Bonnie: Steve is pushing for us to be a real couple. Lunches, dinners...

Christy: What a monster. Dump him.

AB · 06-02-2019, 05:20 PM

Christy:

MA · 06-05-2019, 07:06 AM

Bonnie: "Cherry? Squirt? Fleshy? You can't help yourself, can you?"
Chef Rudy: "It's very hard."
And a little later:
Bonnie: "Mmm...it's not sweet like a tomato or sour like vinegar..."
Chef Rudy: "Exactly. It's a third thing that didn't exist until one was driven deep inside the other. And yes, I know what I just said."

AB · 06-05-2019, 06:30 PM

Bonnie & Tammy:

MA · 06-05-2019, 06:33 PM

Bonnie: It's not a sin to be thrifty, dear.

Ohio8 · 06-16-2019, 01:51 PM

Christy: "What is gluten, anyway?"

Bonnie: (to Christy) "...I lied because I love you."

Christy: "That was the best shower of my life."

Christy: "...don't get hung up on the metaphor."

Bonnie: (to Jill) "I don't like your blouse."

(Bonnie and Jill, et al are stoned and riding playground horses.)
Jill: "You know, I learned how to masturbate on one of these."
Bonnie: "When you were little?"
Jill: "No, just now."

AB · 06-30-2019, 05:29 PM

Bonnie & Jill:

MA · 07-01-2019, 05:45 AM

Chef Rudy: "Hahd to chahge sixty bucks for lobstah chowda with capers."

MA · 08-23-2019, 09:10 AM

AB · 12-10-2019, 04:55 PM

Tammy:

AB · 12-11-2019, 04:51 PM

Tammy: "Those people we lived with they end up adopting you?"
Bonnie: "Hell no."

12-23-2018, 08:15 AM	#16
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Bonnie: "Cherry? Squirt? Fleshy? You can't help yourself, can you?" Chef Rudy: "It's very hard."
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01-08-2019, 07:55 PM	#17
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Christy: "Where romance goes to die." Marjorie: "Those things, left unsaid, often poison the marriage bed."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

06-02-2019, 05:20 PM	#21
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Christy: Attached Images

06-05-2019, 06:30 PM	#23
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Bonnie & Tammy: Attached Images

06-16-2019, 01:51 PM	#25
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Christy: "What is gluten, anyway?" Bonnie: (to Christy) "...I lied because I love you." Christy: "That was the best shower of my life." Christy: "...don't get hung up on the metaphor." Bonnie: (to Jill) "I don't like your blouse." (Bonnie and Jill, et al are stoned and riding playground horses.) Jill: "You know, I learned how to masturbate on one of these." Bonnie: "When you were little?" Jill: "No, just now."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 07-04-2019 at 05:31 PM.

01-08-2019, 07:56 PM	#18
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Christy: Violet, I can't tell you not to have sex at your age, because I had sex at your age. Violet: Mom, I'm not having sex.

04-08-2019, 07:45 AM	#19
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Christy: Well, no good deed goes unpunished.

06-02-2019, 01:34 PM	#20
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 83,179	Bonnie: Steve is pushing for us to be a real couple. Lunches, dinners... Christy: What a monster. Dump him.

06-05-2019, 07:06 AM	#22
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Bonnie: "Cherry? Squirt? Fleshy? You can't help yourself, can you?" Chef Rudy: "It's very hard." And a little later: Bonnie: "Mmm...it's not sweet like a tomato or sour like vinegar..." Chef Rudy: "Exactly. It's a third thing that didn't exist until one was driven deep inside the other. And yes, I know what I just said."

06-05-2019, 06:33 PM	#24
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Bonnie: It's not a sin to be thrifty, dear.

06-30-2019, 05:29 PM	#26
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Bonnie & Jill: Attached Images

07-01-2019, 05:45 AM	#27
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Chef Rudy: "Hahd to chahge sixty bucks for lobstah chowda with capers."

08-23-2019, 09:10 AM	#28
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094

12-10-2019, 04:55 PM	#29
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Tammy: Attached Images

12-11-2019, 04:51 PM	#30
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Tammy: "Those people we lived with they end up adopting you?" Bonnie: "Hell no." Attached Images