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MA · 04-23-2019, 06:12 PM

[upon receiving a gift of a fish tank containing an exotic fish from Jack]

Kevin Liotta:
Oh, wow. I'm gonna name my new fish Jack Gallo.

Dennis Finch:
I'll give you twenty bucks if you eat him.

MA · 04-23-2019, 06:13 PM

Nina Van Horn:
So me and Cherise are out with the French diplomats, and long story short... Ta-da!

Maya Gallo:
Wow! Is that an engagement ring?

Nina Van Horn:
I don't know. I woke up this morning in the floor of my apartment and I coughed up this. I am the luckiest girl in the world.

AB · 01-03-2020, 04:59 PM

Maya:

MA · 01-03-2020, 05:02 PM

Dennis Finch:
The cage was the last straw for you, wasn't it?

Elliot DiMauro:
Right after the cage. And a little time after that - boom! - it was over.

AB · 01-05-2020, 02:22 PM

Nina:

MA · 01-06-2020, 12:10 PM

Jack Gallo:
Wait a minute. How do we know you and Kevin haven't worked out some sort of system?

Kevin Liotta:
[shouting] I'm not a cheater!

Jack Gallo:
Okay, that's good enough for me.

AB · 01-06-2020, 06:32 PM

Elliot:

MA · 01-06-2020, 06:33 PM

Jack Gallo:
This guy hosted last year. He's great

Emcee:
So, do we really need to sit here for three hours, or can we just give all the awards to Cosmo?

Jack Gallo:
Get off the stage, you hack!

AB · 01-07-2020, 05:34 PM

Finch:

MA · 01-07-2020, 06:00 PM

Maya Gallo:
Oh, good. Nina, you're here. I want you to listen to this too. I have a little announcement to make.

Nina Van Horn:
That was the only clean outfit in your closet?

AB · 01-08-2020, 05:41 PM

Maya:

MA · 01-08-2020, 05:52 PM

Jack Gallo:
The wolf should get more camera time. He's like a young Pacino.

AB · 02-16-2020, 05:01 PM

Jack, Finch & Nina:

MA · 02-18-2020, 07:13 AM

Kurt:
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to. [walks over to two women at the bar]

Kurt:
[English accent] Hello, ladies. I'm Phil Collins.

AB · 04-06-2020, 03:39 PM

Jack & Maya:

04-23-2019, 06:12 PM	#16
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	[upon receiving a gift of a fish tank containing an exotic fish from Jack] Kevin Liotta: Oh, wow. I'm gonna name my new fish Jack Gallo. Dennis Finch: I'll give you twenty bucks if you eat him.
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01-03-2020, 04:59 PM	#18
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Maya: Attached Images

01-05-2020, 02:22 PM	#20
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Nina: Attached Images

01-06-2020, 06:32 PM	#22
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Elliot: Attached Images

01-07-2020, 05:34 PM	#24
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Finch: Attached Images

04-23-2019, 06:13 PM	#17
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Nina Van Horn: So me and Cherise are out with the French diplomats, and long story short... Ta-da! Maya Gallo: Wow! Is that an engagement ring? Nina Van Horn: I don't know. I woke up this morning in the floor of my apartment and I coughed up this. I am the luckiest girl in the world.

01-03-2020, 05:02 PM	#19
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Dennis Finch: The cage was the last straw for you, wasn't it? Elliot DiMauro: Right after the cage. And a little time after that - boom! - it was over.

01-06-2020, 12:10 PM	#21
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Jack Gallo: Wait a minute. How do we know you and Kevin haven't worked out some sort of system? Kevin Liotta: [shouting] I'm not a cheater! Jack Gallo: Okay, that's good enough for me.

01-06-2020, 06:33 PM	#23
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Jack Gallo: This guy hosted last year. He's great Emcee: So, do we really need to sit here for three hours, or can we just give all the awards to Cosmo? Jack Gallo: Get off the stage, you hack!

01-07-2020, 06:00 PM	#25
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Maya Gallo: Oh, good. Nina, you're here. I want you to listen to this too. I have a little announcement to make. Nina Van Horn: That was the only clean outfit in your closet?

01-08-2020, 05:41 PM	#26
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Maya: Attached Images

01-08-2020, 05:52 PM	#27
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Jack Gallo: The wolf should get more camera time. He's like a young Pacino.

02-16-2020, 05:01 PM	#28
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Jack, Finch & Nina: Attached Images

02-18-2020, 07:13 AM	#29
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Kurt: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to. [walks over to two women at the bar] Kurt: [English accent] Hello, ladies. I'm Phil Collins.

04-06-2020, 03:39 PM	#30
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Jack & Maya: Attached Images