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KerriBerri687 · 12-09-2001, 07:56 PM

to em all! hehehe

folfan01 · 12-09-2001, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by Divisionbabe05

A car full of blondes were going to Disney World...they approached a sign that said Disney World Left, so they went home.

LOL dat one was really funny!

vienna waits · 12-09-2001, 08:52 PM

LOL these are hilarious!

LaverneShirley · 12-09-2001, 11:57 PM

Okay, I haven't heard this joke in FOREVER, and it's funnier if someone says it to you, but here's my favorite blonde joke (No offense to blondes! I have partly blonde hair myself!)

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead we're running away from a cop when they passed a huge pile of sacks of potatoes. They figured this would be a good place to hide, so they buried themselves under the sacks just as the cop neared the pile. He heard a noise and asked "Who's there?" The brunette barked. "Oh, it's just a dog." He heard another noise. "Who'se there?" he called. The redhead mewed. "Oh, it's just a cat." He heard yet another noise. "Who's there?"

The blonde replied "Po-TAAAAAAAAAAAATO!"

Czas na Zywiec · 02-26-2002, 10:36 PM

@ all of them

I got a couple of them too! (No offense to blondes)

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband in bed with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Montana Ponine · 02-27-2002, 12:27 AM

LucyFan · 02-27-2002, 12:31 AM

Babes_Cat · 02-27-2002, 04:50 PM

I used to be a blonde, up until last week that is *sighs*
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There was 3 astronauts who worked for NASA, there was a Chinese guy Japanese guy and a Blonde. The Chinese guy said "Ha, us Chinese will be the first people to land on the planet Mars!"

The Japanese guy said "Big Deal! Us Japanese will be the first people to land on the planet Pluto!"

The Blonde said "Oh yea, us Blondes will be the first people to land on the sun!"

The Japanese guy and the Chinese guy looked at each other and start laughing, "You're crazy! You are going to burn up!"

But the proud blonde said "What, you think were stupid?! We are going to wait until night time!"

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Kay Scarpetta · 02-27-2002, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
I used to be a blonde, up until last week that is *sighs*

I'm a brunette at this point in time, and I'm STILL dumb! *snickers*

Babes_Cat · 02-27-2002, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

I'm a brunette at this point in time, and I'm STILL dumb! *snickers*

I said I was no longer blonde that don't mean I'm no longer stupid. That's something I'm stuck with no matter what hair color. LOL! Imma brunette with a blonde mind!

Kay Scarpetta · 02-27-2002, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
That's something I'm stuck with no matter what hair color.

Yeah... even if my hair is green.. I'll still have a blonde mind..

Babes_Cat · 02-27-2002, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

Yeah... even if my hair is green.. I'll still have a blonde mind..

DITTO!

12-09-2001, 07:56 PM	#16
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12-09-2001, 08:52 PM	#18
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02-27-2002, 04:50 PM	#23
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	I used to be a blonde, up until last week that is sighs ------------------------------------------- There was 3 astronauts who worked for NASA, there was a Chinese guy Japanese guy and a Blonde. The Chinese guy said "Ha, us Chinese will be the first people to land on the planet Mars!" The Japanese guy said "Big Deal! Us Japanese will be the first people to land on the planet Pluto!" The Blonde said "Oh yea, us Blondes will be the first people to land on the sun!" The Japanese guy and the Chinese guy looked at each other and start laughing, "You're crazy! You are going to burn up!" But the proud blonde said "What, you think were stupid?! We are going to wait until night time!" --------------------------------------------- And for more.........Blonde Jokes
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12-09-2001, 11:57 PM	#19
LaverneShirley Mission Doll Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2000 Location: Liberty Twp, OH Posts: 1,552	Okay, I haven't heard this joke in FOREVER, and it's funnier if someone says it to you, but here's my favorite blonde joke (No offense to blondes! I have partly blonde hair myself!) A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead we're running away from a cop when they passed a huge pile of sacks of potatoes. They figured this would be a good place to hide, so they buried themselves under the sacks just as the cop neared the pile. He heard a noise and asked "Who's there?" The brunette barked. "Oh, it's just a dog." He heard another noise. "Who'se there?" he called. The redhead mewed. "Oh, it's just a cat." He heard yet another noise. "Who's there?" The blonde replied "Po-TAAAAAAAAAAAATO!"

02-26-2002, 10:36 PM	#20
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	@ all of them I got a couple of them too! (No offense to blondes) One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband in bed with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

02-27-2002, 12:27 AM	#21
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