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09-05-2001, 06:00 PM
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"Intervention"
Nancy: *walking through Jins apartment with that bottle of stuff going to the table and she trips on something and falls and breaks the bottle* Director: CUT. Nancy: *gets up and is covered in that stuff they use instead of alcohol* Can I get a towel over here? "Don't Ask" John: Oh yeah and your still the town slut... Nancy: *sneezes all over him* John: *sarcastically* thank you, I needed that. Nancy: Don't you even have the decency to say 'bless you'??? John: Not when you sneeze on ME!@ *points to the guy who plays casey* Sneeze on the gay guy! Director: Cut! "High on the Hog" Lisa: WHERE WERE YOU!? Nancy: I was in the bar are you alright!? Did they hurt you!? Lisa: You are aware that you messed that line up right? Nancy: Did you have to point that out? Director: CUT! "Pilot" Director: "Pilot" Take 17!!!! Guy: ..... I am the one you slept with. Nancy: ....... *thinks and forgets line* DAMN! Oh I was so close this time... I could almost remember the line!!!! Director: Cut and take 18. "Intervention" Nancy: And why dont you share with us y ur staying with your husband for so long KNOWING that hes out doin another woman everynight!!! Tracy: he was prolly out doin you to! Nancy: ..... How'd you know that? Director: Cut!!!!!! ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... At least I think thats the title... "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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09-05-2001, 06:22 PM
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youre RAD <3<3
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I'm going again cuz I though up of some really funny/good ones!
-------------------------------------------------------------------- Episode: Redemption Jay: Hey, im making you an offer you cant refuse Nancy: which would be? Jay: which would be going away to Napa and *looks at the director* can we do this over again?? Director: CUT Episode: W.S.T.Y.H (if u dont know what that means, its what sharp teeth you have) Jay is walking over to Nancy(Jinny) and notices his zipper of his pants are open. He turns beat red and walks away. Every1 laughs Director: mr harrington, please zipper uo those pants!!! CUT TAKE3 Episode: the first hits free, baby (i dont have to explain, itz at the end of the episode and we all know what that is! lol) As they are walking backwards, Nancy bumps into the camera Nancy: *laughs* ooops sorry Director: Take 16, guys please get this right this time! They re-do the scene and when they are walking backwards to go on the bed, Jay falls over something making him and Nancy fall. Jay: my fault! I put the shoe there sorry Director: and why did u do that? Jay: so we could fall! [This message has been edited by Division_Fan_Lisa (edited 09-05-2001).] |
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09-05-2001, 06:27 PM
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09-05-2001, 06:53 PM
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Roflmao, these r sooooo funny
------------------ ~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!! yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life on here please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ please e-mail or IM me at: Jamiegirl2006@aol.com WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com |
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09-05-2001, 06:56 PM
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Lisa(Magda): What is that?
Nancy(Jinny): It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Lisa(Magda): You're gonna need a bigger book. Nancy(Jinny): *looks at Magda* NO SH*T SHERLOCK! *Starts to laugh* Director: CUT! Nancy: *Still laughing* I'm sorry, I'm sorry. HaHaHaHaHa! *Intervention* Nancy(Jinny): If you think for one minute that I am gonna stand here and listen to all of you talk about me, your right! *Sits down* It'll be fun to trash me! *Lisa starts to laugh* Directer: CUT! *Intervention* Nancy(Jinny): And you actually paid for this assassination, huh? Really, how much? I mean, how does that work? Is it like chippin' in for the Christmas party, huh? Where are the hats? Where are the noise makers? God, I'd really love a damn party favor. I want one of those little horns that go "TOOT TOOT!" Hehe! Lisa: Nancy, you sure that you're not the one drunk? ------------------ *!*Caitlin*!* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IM Address: Bixbabe926 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the words of Cyndi Lauper: Girls just want to have fun. What's the point of planning for the future? I want the most out of today!-Jinny Exstead. ----------------------- [This message has been edited by WildChildJinny (edited 09-05-2001).] |
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09-05-2001, 09:33 PM
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"Any random scene where Jinny is drinking*
Nancy: *takes sip and spits it out* What the hell did you put in this!? Lisa: hehehee... AAAAAAAAAHAHAAA! Nancy: WHAT DID U PUT IN THE DRINK!?!? Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Nancy: *whacks lisa upside the head like 56 times* You idiot! You poisoned it! Lisa: *still lauging* Director: CUT!!! Nancy please stop hitting lisa... "Intervention" Nancy: i'd be more at home in my apartment but here is fine. *sits on edge of chair and chair falls over* Damnit... Director: Cut! "Scene that never really happened* Nancy: *Walks through Jinnys apartment listening to this guy she slept with leave messages on her answering machines while holding bowl of grapes eating them* Guy: *not saying his line right*Jinny... Jiiiiiiiinny... *high pitched voice* I KNOW U THERE! I KNOW YOU THERE! I KNOW IT! Nancy: *drops bowl* Guy: I'm sorry, I'm just playin with you... Director: What was that??? That wasn't even funny! CUT! Guy:....... Sorry... *Episode where she beats up that fat guy* Nancy: *stops fighting and whines* I broke a nail!!! Director: Funny... haha... Cut. Nancy: No I am serious I broke a nail! Director: So? Nancy: WHAT!? *sitcks finger in his face* YOU EXPECT ME TO FINISH THIS SCENE WITH A BROKEN NAIL!?!? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!! I NEED A BREAK! I NEED PAIN MEDICINE! I NEED A MANICURIST! I NEED MY MOMMY! Everyone: Laughs... Director: *points to Nancys finger in his face which happens to be her middle finger* Could you please get ur finger out of my face? Nancy: *looks at hand* Ummm... Yeah... Can we do that scene over now? ------------------ ~Dana Jinny Exstead~ Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own. *Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!* On April 24, 2008, Kaley and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha! Email or IM me at DaDanceGirl88@aol.com And don't forget to visit my homepage, which I have brilliantly titled"Dana Jinny Exsteads Web Profile... At least I think thats the title... "COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!* |
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09-05-2001, 10:04 PM
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okay thought I would some of mine sorry if they suck
scene where Jin and Teddy are laying in bed Nancy:Wait, hold on, okay, perfect (While saying this she is rolling on top on Jay and moving his arms around. Jay:You do realize you are in the exact same position as before? Nancy:No...(obviously lying0 Jay:why did you do it Nancy  i could roll on top of youJay: (laughs) Director: Great that screwed up the scence...CUT Imaginary scene Nancy  runs into the division and falls on her back)Jay runs from off scene)I know Cpr (starts giving her mouth to mouth)Nancy smacks Jay) what was that forJAy: You weren't breathing Nancy:And that would explain the tougne...? Jay:Oh that he...he (scratches his head) Nancy:Yes that and i was breathing you idiot director to lisa and others) Have they slept together yet?......CUThope you enjoyed |
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09-06-2001, 04:04 AM
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inot the sliding door of the van.(OUCH!) ------------------ Visit My Fol Website click above^. Last updated:September 3 2001.I add some very cool stuff you gotta check it out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Its my life!This is who I am!And you tell me it does'nt matter! -Jinny ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Love beliver So take the love He's giving to you A love receiver Cause everything He's Promised is true Love beliver Listen to the song that I sing You are the child of the King" -Love Beliver. ~~~~~~~ "Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl (why be a good girl?)she is a see-saw seeing if it matters she is a game of Chutes and Laders. be a good girl (why be a good girl?) she needs the one who wrote the definition of a love without condition be a good girl." -Good Girl. |
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09-08-2001, 09:51 AM
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youre RAD <3<3
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oh my gosh I need more bloopers!!!!!
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09-08-2001, 11:28 AM
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Please someone post more bloopers. These are soooo good. I was ROFL the whole time!
------------------ ˛Tiffany˛ LYLAS or LYLAB Peace Out! Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse. Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all? Teddy: Because, I love you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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09-08-2001, 11:57 AM
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OMG..dees hilarious!!!!
------------------ ~Jamie M. AKA Jinny Exstead or Queen Jamie Nancy McKeon i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!! yaw might remember me as NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life on here Woke up and realised, This world's not, So bad after all, Looked at it through, A child's eyes, and, I saw these beautiful, Things that you, Never think about, Like the ocean, moonlight, Stars and clouds, It's amazing how, We don't appreciate, Our blessings, There's plenty of people, Who don't like me, But since there are more Who love me and, I love myself, Sometimes, it gets tough, It gets tough, But I can't give up, Can't give up, Just take a deep breath, Close my eyes, Feel the love and Give a smile. I woke up this morning, The sunshine was shining, I put on my happy , face, I'm living, I'm able, I'm breathing, I'm grateful, To put on my happy face~Destiny's Child~Happy Face please visit muh site at: Jamie's fan site for the BEST actress in the world, Nancy McKeon!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ please e-mail or IM me at: Jamiegirl2006@aol.com WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com NancyMcKeonfan4L@aol.com or NancyMcKeonfan2001@yahoo.com |
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09-08-2001, 02:50 PM
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**First Hits Free Baby**
(When Jinny is sitting in that chair crying in her appartment) Teddy knocks on the door. When she gets up to get it her chair flips over. Director: CUT Nancy: Ow! Ooow! this guy: Are you ok Nancy? Nancy: I dont know. Ow. That hurt. Nancy: Ok, Im ok now...i think. Lets try that again. I know that wasnt that good but i thought i'd post. especially since im bored out of my mind! So if you are reading this IM me on AIM/AOL...s/n NancysBiggestFan ------------------ ˛Tiffany˛ LYLAS or LYLAB Peace Out! Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse. Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why do you even wanna be with me at all? Teddy: Because, I love you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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09-08-2001, 03:02 PM
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intervention
jinny- (talking to alex rocco) YOU HAVE ME A BEER!!! alex-don't blame this on me jinny-(getting out of character) i just wanted to say thanks!!! director-nancy will u please be serious cut one more time!!! that sux tell me if u like it |
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09-08-2001, 09:27 PM
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OMG !! These are hilarious!! Ima take a whack at it....i think.
*The First Hit's Free, Baby* [When Teddy comes and knocks on the door and Jin's crying.] Nancy: *goes to the door and opens it. Her and Jay start kissing. Nancy leads him over past the window and trips on a bottle lying in the middle of the floor and Jay goes flying ontop of her.**She laughs so hard she's snorting* S..sorry.... Director: Cut!!! Nancy: GET THAT DAMN BOTTLE OFF OF THE FLOOR!!!!!! AND Jay.... Jay: Yeah? Nancy: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!! Jay: Ok. *The ep when Jin and Teddy First meet* Nancy:Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard...uh...and what was the rest of that? Jay: Rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's extra hot if you have any. Nancy: What he said! Director: Cut...geez Nancy... *The First Hit's Free Baby* [When Jinny is at the bar at the end of the ep.] Nancy: *sits down her glass and gets up but her foot is caught on the stool and runs right into the camera that's infront of her* That wasn't supposed to be there!!! Ow my nose!!! Pain!!! Director: Cut..... ------------------ --Kaley Jinny Exstead-- The only reason anyone would ever hate me, is because they want to be just like me. On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. And by the way...this is our own original idea and we do not appreciate people copying us. So don't. Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up! Freddy: Now your gonna need a nut doctor! Darrell: Listen, I don't know what kind of greasy, rubber ***** your sleepin' with... Check out my Nancy McKeon Supersite! |
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09-08-2001, 10:19 PM
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These are sooooo funny!;o)I might try my hand at some later to night after I wash my hair.
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