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Old 07-18-2001, 01:31 AM   #16
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I'll go next.
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Jinny and Magda sit down in the car."We are
going to the store that was robbed to see if
we can get a better description of the guy then we can go to the store that sells the underwear."
said Magda as she puts her seatbuckel on.
Jinny does the same."You mean other then underwear with littel pink bunnies on them By the way good idea."
said Jinny as she starts up the car."God willing."said Magda as they start to drive away.

"S.F.P.D.Where can we find the guy that was here around 7:00am this morning when the store was robbed?"Asked Magda as she waved her badge so the guy could see it."That would
be me."said the guy."We have a few questions
to ask you."said Jinny looking around the store."Ask away."said the guy."First what is
your name?"asked Magda."Don Franklin."said Don as he puts some candy on a shelf."Tell me
alittle about the guy,What did he look like?"
asked Jinny as she takes out her notepad.
"5'8,White,No shirt,Boxer type underware with
little pink bunnies on them,Red hair,This dude must'a had about 7to10 tatoo's on the
front and back of him,Oh and this nasty scar
across his forehead.That is one strange dude
if I ever saw one,He must'a been drunk."said
Don as he whipes the countor."Do you think you could work with a sketch artist?"asked Magada as Jinny writes eveything down."Yeah,
You should'a seen this tatoo this dude had on
it was a heart and it said If I act crazy I must either be drunk as a skunk or I forgot
my Meds."said Don."Well thank-you for your help,Come down to the station when you get off work."said Magda as she hands him a slip of paper.

Jinny and Magda walk outside Jinny leans over to Magda to whisper something to her."I think both."said Jinny as a smile crosses her
face."Must have been."said Magda with a smile
then they get into the car.
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Sorry for hogging it.Hope you like it;o)
sorry if it sounds strange KS posted like a few secs before I did so I had to edit mine
again.


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Old 07-19-2001, 12:12 AM   #17
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Okay, folks, don't let this die on me, lol. Since nobody's posting, I'll add a little more and hopefully, make it more interesting.

C.D.: *she's sitting at her desk, mad at Angela when the phone rings* SFPD, DeLorenzo.
Angela: C.D. it's me.
C.D.: You didn't have to call me. You don't owe me anything. You just be transferred or whatever you're doing and leave me out of it.
Angela: I do owe you an explanation C.D., you see I didn't think you liked working with me so I thought I could be of better use to someone who could stand my presence.
C.D.: That's why you're leaving? Because of me?
Angela; Well, that and one more thing....

*back to Jin and Mag, they're in Jinny's car to go back to the station to review the case with the Cap*
Jin: Well, now, why would a man rob someplace in his little pink bunnie shorts, with nothing else on, so that his very recognizable and memorable tattoo's could be seen?
Mag: *laughing* You got me there, Jin.
Jin: *they pass the Anchorside* Hey, you hungry? I am, let's stop here. *they get out and go in the Anchorside, all of a sudden a man comes up to them...

NEXT!
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Old 07-19-2001, 02:25 AM   #18
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Me,Again
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And he's drunk and wearing Boxer shorts with
little pink bunnies on them and has no shirt
and a heart tatoo that says If I act crazy I
must either be drunk as a skunk or I forgot
my meds."Hey Jin thats our guy."said Magda pointing to the only guy in pink bunnie uderwear."Thats him."said Jinny as they walk
over to him."SFPD!You are under arest for the
robbery at the 7eleven."said Jinny as she holds his hands behind his back as Magda puts the handcuffs on him."Get in the car,
Watch your head."said Magda as she shoves him
in the car and closes the door.Jinny laughs.
"Whats so funny?"asked Magda."Those pink bunnies look faded and see through in some spots.Like where the holes are."said Jinny as
she laughs."Jinny.Well you are right."laughed
Magda as her and Jinny get in the car and drive away.
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Old 08-09-2001, 05:16 PM   #19
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since no one has done it for a while i thought maybe i could pick it up

*Magda pulls into a parking lot*

Magda: Jinny you watch him, I gotta go find a restroom

Jinny: Yes M'am

**Magda leaves and the guy leans of the seat**

Guy: hey there preety

Jinny: who are you calling preety?

Guy: you babe

Jinny:*turned on a little* right back at you hunka hunka hunk

Guy: I knew from the moment i layed eyes on you I knew you were the one...

*Magda comes back and sees a site she really doesnt need to see*

Magda: O MY.....................
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Old 08-09-2001, 06:44 PM   #20
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"Jinny Exstead!Just what in God's name are you doing!"yelled Magda as she walks over to
the two kissing."Jinny!"yelled Magda as she
pulls the two apart."Magda just what do you
think your doing?"asked Jinny."Thinking of
hosing you two down.Now you stay in the car,
You get a boyfriend."said Magda."Ok I want him."said Jinny with a smile on her face."I
want you too baby."said the guy in the backseat."You shut-up."said Magda."Mag why cant I date him.He's so so cute."said Jinny.
"I think your hot."said The guy."I said shut-up!Jinny get in the car."said Magda."No,I dont want to."said Jinny like a three year old.
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Old 08-17-2001, 10:21 PM   #21
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Why did this fic die, it was good! I'll write some...
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"Jinny, get in the car!"
Jinny stomped her foot and put her hands on her hips. "No! No, no, no!" She stuck her tongue out at Magda.
"Ooh, girl, that does it!" Magda got out of the car.
"Come on!" Jinny yelled. "I'm not worried, I'll kick your a-"
"Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies!" The man shouted from the backseat.
Jinny and Magda looked at each other, then burst out laughing. They walked back to the car, cracking up.
"Jin, I'm... I'm sorry!"
"Yeah, me too!"
They get back in the car, and drive back to the station, still bursting into laughter at random moments.

"CD, my husband and I are pregnant." CD just stared. "What, what are you staring at?"
CD smiled a little. "Oh, you saying that made the image of Daniel pregnant pop into my head... Wouldn't that be strange?"
"Uh... CD?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, Daniel..."


Oh my gosh, how stupid can u get? lol, I'm not good at comedies, as you can tell... :X I need to work on that... t2yl, lylas!

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Old 09-16-2001, 11:39 AM   #22
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OMG...y did yal stop??!!?? i dont write fan fics so i aint even gonna try 2 contribute to this...lol

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i NOW hav a goal 2 hav 10 posts a day, GL 2 me!!!!

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K, I'll continue...

Ang: Well, Daniel is actually a woman, I'm the man in the family. *she pulls off her wig and she is actually a he with a bald head.
C.D: WHAT??!!

Mag: *in the car on the way to the station* You crack me up, Jin.
Jin: *grins* I know.
Man: Hey, I don't know about you, but I wasn't kidding!
Jin: *looks back at him with a disgusted face then she starts smiling and breathing deeper, she waves some air to her face to cool herself down*
Mag: Jin, Jin, don't, you know-
Jin: Too late! *pulls over and plants one on him*

K, that was totally crazy and bad, but w/e, it's supposed to be fun! NEXT!
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i am continuing cuz like lala im bored..............................


MAG: JINNY BACK OFF HE IS MY MAN!

JIN: U SHUHMHMHMH AND DRIVE

MAN: ladies there enough of me to go around....


Jin: i can handle all of us, it is not the first time and wont be the last time


MAN: NOW THATS MY KIND OF WOMAN








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