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NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 03-30-2001, 08:17 PM

Okay, sorry for the wait all day!!!

Kate: Jinny's Dad said that when Jinny was 3 he would try to potty train her..
Jinny: Captian, please, i am begging you not to share this with...(she looks around at the smiling faces of C.D, and Angela) them!
Kate: Anyway...(Jinny sighs and lays her head on her desk) Jinny's Dad made up words to help Jinny tell her DAd when she had to go to the bathroom or fart, burp ect.
Magda: Aww...Jinny that is not bad!
Kate: There is more! Her are her words: Poopy= Ka Ka, Pee= Wee Wee, Burp=Burpy a comin', and the best is...(Kate starts cracking up before she can say the lats term)
C.D: Come on your killing us!!!
Kate: (controls herself)...Fart=(laughs) she would say Saftey and everyone who hide for saftey cause they were so bad!!
(Everyone started laughing..except Jinny)
Jinny: Yeah, hahahahahaha!
Kate: Wait...there's more! Once she was at her first broadway play when she was 4 it was a quite and a black out. All the sudden "SAFTEY" and she ripped a good one! The sceen the were acting was a sad and everyone was laughing!!
(They all started cracking up again, Jinny glared)
Jinny: Thanx Captain!:0)
Angela: Aw, you were so cute!
C.D: What happened? J/k, J/k!
Jinny: You better be!!

(4:13 p.m, Jinny is asleep on her desk)
C.D: Hey Jin um..i just got in form a case and it is 4:15!
Jinny: 4:15! omgm, Ben!!!
(Jinny rides to the school to find an empty school aand an emptey parking lot)
Jinny: Oh, god!!

g2g more later later if you want!!

NancyJoJinny · 03-30-2001, 08:23 PM

more more more

LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 · 03-30-2001, 08:38 PM

hehe its great so far keep going!!

Exstead · 03-30-2001, 08:45 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! More!!!!

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Jinny:God She's got to bug up her a** for me.
CD: Why?
Jinny: Oh how should I know...maybe I'm not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like.

~Exstead~

NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 03-30-2001, 11:55 PM

(On her cell phone with Casey)
Casey: Jinny, how could you lose him?
Jinny: i was tired, the kid had me up 2 nights in a row cause he was peeeing in the bed...and i was sooo tired i fell asleep and over slept!
Casey: Well, what can i do to help?
Jinny: Go to Magda's and call everyone in her phone book to see if maybe he went over a friends or something! Thanx, Casey...i owe you!
Casey: No problem!

(Jinny had been looking for Ben for 1 hour and then her cell phone rings)
Jinny: Hello?
Casey: Hey, well...Ben's best friends last name is Zialo so he was the last person i called and she said he has homework help after school and the soccer practice which ends at 5:30!
Jinny: OMG..you mean to tell me that i have been(calms down)...thank you casey!
Casey: Sure, and i started making dinner so be home in time!
Jinny: Casey..why?
Casey: Cause i owe it to you!

(Last day of torture) (The home phone rings)
Ben: Hello?
Magda: Hi it is Mommy! How r u?
Ben: Great, Jinny is really great!
Magda: Good, i am coming home soon...is Jinny there?
Ben: Yes, she is doing the laundrey...let me get her!

Jinny: Hello?
Magda: Hey, why you doing laundery?
Jinny: Cause your kid ran out of clean sheets!
Magda: No, Jinny you leave the sheets on for a week and then change them!
Jinny: Not is you pee on them every nite!
Magda: Oh, Jinny i am really sorry!
Jinny: Thats okay! Your coming home today and my live will be heaven once again~
Magda: Actually that is what i am calling about...my flight is canceled til Thursday!
Jinny: But, today is Friday!
Magda: Sorry!
Jinny:NOOOOOO!!!! Not more toture!!!!! Not another Week in Hell!!!

The End~ any comments?

lil_Miss_actress · 03-31-2001, 01:53 AM

GREAT! Your fan fic's are sooo good!

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So things change your born, you move on, you die-thats life!- Jo
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jinny: And little red blew the big bad wolf's big hairy butt to smitheriens!
Magna: Thanks alot Jinny..
Jinny:And they all lived happliy ever after..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C.D: Why don't you let me talk to her? Jinny: What's that about!? C.D: Jinny, She just needs a little coddling right now.. (leaves) Jinny: I can "Coddle"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Buddy, I got PMS and a Gun, Any questions?"- Jinny Exstead

Jo's Girl · 03-31-2001, 11:43 AM

I'm Exstead today!!!! But anyway...That was awesome!!!!

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Jo: Uh...In a minute your gonna have flared teeth.

NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 03-31-2001, 04:43 PM

Oh, abig thanx to "NancyJoJinny for all the help along the way! If you read this respond so i know you go it! Thanx everyone for your support. i really appriciate it!

03-30-2001, 08:17 PM	#16
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	Okay, sorry for the wait all day!!! Kate: Jinny's Dad said that when Jinny was 3 he would try to potty train her.. Jinny: Captian, please, i am begging you not to share this with...(she looks around at the smiling faces of C.D, and Angela) them! Kate: Anyway...(Jinny sighs and lays her head on her desk) Jinny's Dad made up words to help Jinny tell her DAd when she had to go to the bathroom or fart, burp ect. Magda: Aww...Jinny that is not bad! Kate: There is more! Her are her words: Poopy= Ka Ka, Pee= Wee Wee, Burp=Burpy a comin', and the best is...(Kate starts cracking up before she can say the lats term) C.D: Come on your killing us!!! Kate: (controls herself)...Fart=(laughs) she would say Saftey and everyone who hide for saftey cause they were so bad!! (Everyone started laughing..except Jinny) Jinny: Yeah, hahahahahaha! Kate: Wait...there's more! Once she was at her first broadway play when she was 4 it was a quite and a black out. All the sudden "SAFTEY" and she ripped a good one! The sceen the were acting was a sad and everyone was laughing!! (They all started cracking up again, Jinny glared) Jinny: Thanx Captain!:0) Angela: Aw, you were so cute! C.D: What happened? J/k, J/k! Jinny: You better be!! (4:13 p.m, Jinny is asleep on her desk) C.D: Hey Jin um..i just got in form a case and it is 4:15! Jinny: 4:15! omgm, Ben!!! (Jinny rides to the school to find an empty school aand an emptey parking lot) Jinny: Oh, god!! g2g more later later if you want!!

03-30-2001, 08:23 PM	#17
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	more more more

03-30-2001, 08:38 PM	#18
LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 21, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 270	hehe its great so far keep going!!

03-30-2001, 08:45 PM	#19
Exstead Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 25, 2001 Location: Lincoln,Nebraska,USA Posts: 84	GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! More!!!! ------------------ Jinny:God She's got to bug up her a** for me. CD: Why? Jinny: Oh how should I know...maybe I'm not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. ~Exstead~

03-30-2001, 11:55 PM	#20
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	(On her cell phone with Casey) Casey: Jinny, how could you lose him? Jinny: i was tired, the kid had me up 2 nights in a row cause he was peeeing in the bed...and i was sooo tired i fell asleep and over slept! Casey: Well, what can i do to help? Jinny: Go to Magda's and call everyone in her phone book to see if maybe he went over a friends or something! Thanx, Casey...i owe you! Casey: No problem! (Jinny had been looking for Ben for 1 hour and then her cell phone rings) Jinny: Hello? Casey: Hey, well...Ben's best friends last name is Zialo so he was the last person i called and she said he has homework help after school and the soccer practice which ends at 5:30! Jinny: OMG..you mean to tell me that i have been(calms down)...thank you casey! Casey: Sure, and i started making dinner so be home in time! Jinny: Casey..why? Casey: Cause i owe it to you! (Last day of torture) (The home phone rings) Ben: Hello? Magda: Hi it is Mommy! How r u? Ben: Great, Jinny is really great! Magda: Good, i am coming home soon...is Jinny there? Ben: Yes, she is doing the laundrey...let me get her! Jinny: Hello? Magda: Hey, why you doing laundery? Jinny: Cause your kid ran out of clean sheets! Magda: No, Jinny you leave the sheets on for a week and then change them! Jinny: Not is you pee on them every nite! Magda: Oh, Jinny i am really sorry! Jinny: Thats okay! Your coming home today and my live will be heaven once again~ Magda: Actually that is what i am calling about...my flight is canceled til Thursday! Jinny: But, today is Friday! Magda: Sorry! Jinny:NOOOOOO!!!! Not more toture!!!!! Not another Week in Hell!!! The End~ any comments?

03-31-2001, 01:53 AM	#21
lil_Miss_actress Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 01, 2001 Location: Boyton Beach FL usa Posts: 72	GREAT! Your fan fic's are sooo good! ------------------ So things change your born, you move on, you die-thats life!- Jo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jinny: And little red blew the big bad wolf's big hairy butt to smitheriens! Magna: Thanks alot Jinny.. Jinny:And they all lived happliy ever after.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ C.D: Why don't you let me talk to her? Jinny: What's that about!? C.D: Jinny, She just needs a little coddling right now.. (leaves) Jinny: I can "Coddle" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Buddy, I got PMS and a Gun, Any questions?"- Jinny Exstead

03-31-2001, 11:43 AM	#22
Jo's Girl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 296	I'm Exstead today!!!! But anyway...That was awesome!!!! ------------------ Jo: Uh...In a minute your gonna have flared teeth.

03-31-2001, 04:43 PM	#23
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	Oh, abig thanx to "NancyJoJinny for all the help along the way! If you read this respond so i know you go it! Thanx everyone for your support. i really appriciate it!