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Old 06-28-2001, 02:43 AM   #16
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ok first of all 4 people who dont know who Dana and Kayley(the peeps that are writing this)are u hafta know one thang.....they have lost their damn minds.....the lost em o i dont know prolly a couple of months ago...I witnessed it over the months and it wasnt pretty.....lol(I love you guys cuz yall are hillarious) this fan-fic will prolly never get finished cuz they have about 122 fan-fics open at this point!

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Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!
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Old 06-28-2001, 01:18 PM   #17
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It's Dana's turn! Haha!!! Yes, we have about 98762132984 fan fics going now. And role plays... OK... whatever.

BTW, it's Kaley... K-a-l-e-y.

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Jinny and Teddy rock!

Proud member of the Jinny and Teddy shouldn't break up club.

On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest] and Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest], and you're not. Hahaha!

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless of course you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight... and for me... a few weeks ago when uh... I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter.

Visit my Nancy McKeon website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon
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Old 07-03-2001, 07:54 PM   #18
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I got to say!That that was the most stupid,dumb,unfinished,piece of horse pucky(ala Mama Harper)I ever read!It's horrible!Jo is drunk!JO is drunk!The dialog is bad!The "Your Turn!"s are even bad!
And you should never have cursed callmetootie out!We write these things to be respectful for the characters and their work!If you are such a Jo fan why did you make her drunk?I say that if you curse me out I will have TJ know so he can close it up because you do not deserve to finish a thread that you put profanity in!Even if you did asterick it out!

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Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude)
It's a little wild and a little strange!
To build your home out on the range!
So start your horse and come along!
But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on!
Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay!
Till the break of day!
(Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude!

Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members:
We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships!
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart!
(Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!)
Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart!
Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna
Live Anawanna-wanna Life!

Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer:
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Alright Alright!
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Way Cool!
(repeated)
Nan na na na!
Na na na na!
Na na na na na!
Just do it-do it!
That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board!
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Old 07-03-2001, 08:20 PM   #19
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JT, chill out!! Geeeeez, incase you do'nt know...your fan fics will NOT make you famous, people outside this board COULD CARE LESS, and there is a big word in "fan fiction" yep, it's called FICTION! Now if you wanna run and tattle to TJ go ahead, i'm sure he's alreayd read this. Now that was really rude....if u didn't like it, why take the time to write that post? Now to the people that wrote it--sure it was totally unreal, i mean, ya know, but still I thought it was HILIARIOUS and i would love to see you finish it!! JT...calm donw, OK!? It's just a TV show!! Meaning--not real life.
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Old 07-08-2001, 04:02 PM   #20
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Well, Actually my dear JT... I didnt astrick it out... I was praying it would show up, because I wanted too curse him out... Just too let you know, and also I will finish this, and theres also the concept, that whether Im a Jo fan or not, people get drunk at least one time in their lives!!!!!!!!!! And its a fan fiction, can you say FICTION? I guess not... Because you have no idea what it means, meaning its FAKE NOT REAL NOT AT ALL NOT REAL EPISODE... I mean its like "HELLO!?!? What freakin rick were you livin under for the past year, oh I know, you were writing your crappy fan fics, trust me sweet heart, I can find just as many flawn in your writing as you can in mine, so I suggest you **** off before I dedicate an entire post too your encredible stupidity!!!!!!!!! OH NO! I cursed at you! Well why dont you haul your little ass over and tell TJ on me because Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared, I think Im gonna go crawl under that rock you came out from under! I mean how old are you JT? Im assuming your old enough too handle SOME profanity!!! Or are you jussa lil baby whos afraid theyre mommy will see what I write, you know somethin, you could be 30 and Id still think you were a baby... "Oh Im going too Tell TJ! Because you said something Bad!" I mean what is up with that ****!? And what do you mean be respect the charecters? Respect made up people on an old TV show!!!!!!!! Do whatever in the freakin hell you want just shut your damn mouth while your doing it!!!!!!

And thank you Britt... i have lost my damn mind.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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Old 07-09-2001, 07:26 AM   #21
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OK guys, let's settle down. I don't want to close this topic, but I will if it continues in this direction. NancyJoJinny, please, let this drop. JT, please try to keep future critisim a little more critical. You can express how you feel about a particular story without "attacking" someone, as you did in your earlier post. And NancyJoJinny, I know its tough, but sometimes the best way to deal with a situation like this is to look the other way.
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Old 07-09-2001, 03:56 PM   #22
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Sorry, I was haveing a fairly... Uhhh... Bad day. From now on I'll just shut up.
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Old 07-09-2001, 10:34 PM   #23
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OK guys, let's settle down. I don't want to close this topic, but I will if it continues in this direction. NancyJoJinny, please, let this drop. JT, please try to keep future critisim a little more critical. You can express how you feel about a particular story without "attacking" someone, as you did in your earlier post. And NancyJoJinny, I know its tough, but sometimes the best way to deal with a situation like this is to look the other way.
That's an aweful attitude, Coily!! Just cause one insane fan fic reviewer went rudley crazy over her fan fic does'nt mean she can't finish it!! And closing it, would just be aweful! I mean, i would really love to see this story get finished, it's funny, and I like it, and i know others did too, and just because it didn't following the regular outline for an fol fan fic doesn't mean you have to close the thread. You can't just close every single thread that has a little dispute going on, i mean, come on, face it, everyone doesn't get along in life, or on message boards. I think NancyJoJinny had a right to say what she said, it's her fan fic she can stand up for it!! NancyJoJinny, i think you should finish this fan fic, at least I would love to see it get done!! Thanks for listening



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Teddy Is Hott!! --pretty plain and simple. I cannot tell a lie--Teddy is ALL mine!!

Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped


Blair: Jo, you've got some power, but you're not wearing it right. You don't want to
throw it onlike a motorcycle jacket, you want to slip it on, like a negligee.
Jo: I'm not doin' anything weird!!!

Natalie: She's always saying what a great kid you are
Andy: Kid?
Natalie: Guy. Did i saw kid? Why would i say kid? Man, she said man!
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Old 07-09-2001, 11:12 PM   #24
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awesome!! guess wht??!! chicken butt~ bbwbwbw i lost my mind after my surgury thurs!!!!! hahha add more!
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Old 07-10-2001, 08:06 AM   #25
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I never said she couldn't finish it. But as a moderator, TJ has asked me to stop fights from breaking out on this board. When people are posting attacks at each other, it is time to close a topic. This board is for the discussion of fan fictions, not people taking pot shots at each other. I too would love to see the fan fiction finished, and I don't think she should let nasty comments sway her.
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Old 07-10-2001, 11:43 AM   #26
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If there was a Fan Fic award, you would take home everthing, in the worst FanFic category. Sorry, but it's not funny.

Girl don't listen to her!!!! ^ Your fan fic is awesome I am laughing my ass of hereLOL!!!

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Old 07-10-2001, 11:57 AM   #27
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Well, Actually my dear JT... I didnt astrick it out... I was praying it would show up, because I wanted too curse him out... Just too let you know, and also I will finish this, and theres also the concept, that whether Im a Jo fan or not, people get drunk at least one time in their lives!!!!!!!!!! And its a fan fiction, can you say FICTION? I guess not... Because you have no idea what it means, meaning its FAKE NOT REAL NOT AT ALL NOT REAL EPISODE... I mean its like "HELLO!?!? What freakin rick were you livin under for the past year, oh I know, you were writing your crappy fan fics, trust me sweet heart, I can find just as many flawn in your writing as you can in mine, so I suggest you **** off before I dedicate an entire post too your encredible stupidity!!!!!!!!! OH NO! I cursed at you! Well why dont you haul your little ass over and tell TJ on me because Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared, I think Im gonna go crawl under that rock you came out from under! I mean how old are you JT? Im assuming your old enough too handle SOME profanity!!! Or are you jussa lil baby whos afraid theyre mommy will see what I write, you know somethin, you could be 30 and Id still think you were a baby... "Oh Im going too Tell TJ! Because you said something Bad!" I mean what is up with that ****!? And what do you mean be respect the charecters? Respect made up people on an old TV show!!!!!!!! Do whatever in the freakin hell you want just shut your damn mouth while your doing it!!!!!!

And thank you Britt... i have lost my damn mind.


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Old 07-10-2001, 01:48 PM   #28
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Are you planning on posting more?I love it,If
its anything like The Division FanFic It'll be so funny.I'll die laughing AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
(Ive was laughing till you two stoped posting)

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who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
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enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
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So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
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You are the child of the
King"
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(why be a good girl?)she
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matters she is a game of
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OK NancyJoJinny you don't have a mind to lose!Oh and I'm 11 years old.If I were older I would have been cursed you out!I never lost my mind!I know I was harsh but no one ever said that she(if she's a he he sure does act like a she)was!What's wrong with you people?It's so bad to say:I don't like it. And it's so goody goody to curse somebody out?This is supposed to be a friendly board!And maybe if you ever finished it I would have changed my mind!So to you NancyJoJinny,is to shut up!If you did your city wouldn't have a sewage problem!
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AY! I SAID IM SORRY OK! Don't get me started! I'm a girl BTW. Im also 13, and I personally have been cursed out so many times that it doesnt bother me anymore. Sorry if you take some things more offensively than I do. But I still don't think that you had any right too say what you did without expecting me too be just the SLIGHTEST bit upset. And you didnt Just say you didnt like it! You comletely attacked my writing! I had every right too defend my self and truthfully if you had said that too my face you'd prolly be in intensive care right now so please, can we drop the fight? and yes Ill finish this fan fic! I just dont have the time right now!!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
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