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NancyJoJinny · 03-18-2001, 01:32 AM

Sorry it took so long... Lots of stuff has been going on well here we go.

B: Uh... Ill (Thinks) Get my car... YES! Ill get my Car! HA! Another one of my brilliant ideas!

J: BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!

B: OK, ok just wait.

J: No way! Nuh uh! NO!

B: What????????

J: Im coming with you. Jo tryed to stand up but plopped herself back on the bed.

B: No Jo...

J: Blair c'mon help me up. She was more calm now. Blair catiously approached her and helped her up. Blair had just enough time to get her outside before another contraction hit.

J: OH! Jo sqeezed her eyes together, she eased herself to the ground.

B: OK Ok take it easy, take it easy.

Jo tryed to remember lamaz, she hadnt taken classes, sense she had done this before, but now she regretted that.

J: Ugh! Its over.

B: C'mon you wanted to walk.

Bair helped jo up and walked her to a silver Porche> The street light reflected off the car and gave jo enogh light to read the words Blairs Esquire.

J: New paint job?

B: Yeah.

J: Thats nice.

B: Shut up.

J: OK.

Jo climbed into the passenger side. She felt another contraction as the car started up. She greabbed blairs hand and squezzed with all her might. The bones in blairs hand began to crack.

B: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JO GET OFF ME! pleeeeeeeeeeease!

Jo let go as the contraction ended. Tears formed in blairs eyes. She held it in but in an attempt to grab the shifter she realized Jo had broken her index finger, she struggled with the stick shift the entire way there and made sure jo couldnt get to her hands. About 30 feet from the parking lot hte biggest contraction yet sent jo into tears which fell violently from her face. SHe took a deep breath.

J: Blair, my water just broke.

B: ALright, were here anyway.

Blair rushed around the front of the still running car. SHe wipped the door open and pulled jo out. SHe walked quickly through the dorrs trying not to rush Jo.

B: Help we got a woman in labor here!

A large group of people looked up at jo. She gave them her signature smile waved and looked back at the ground. A doctor came running in with a nurse carring one of those folding wheelchairs following close behind. She unfolded it and sat it next to Jo. Jo sat down slowly. Before the doctor could ask her anything she screammed from another contraction. The nurse rushed Jo down the hall.

Receptionist: Name?

B: What?

RE: Her Name what is her name?

B: Joanne Marie Polniaczek Bonner.

R: Uh, How do you spell POlna Polna, whatever you said it was?

B: P-O-L-N-I-A-C-Z-E-K

RE: Thank you.

B: Can I see a doctor?

RE: WHats wrong.

B: She squezzed myhand and i think she broke it.

The receptionist giggled, Uh sorry were short on doctors right now, but im sure theyle fit you in ASAP.

B: OOOOOOHHHH Your a big help.

RE: SOOOOOOOOORRY

B: So childish!

blair sat heself down in a chair and starred at her hand in amazement. She never realized how strong Jo was, then she recalled the time Jo punched her.

B: If there is a god then prove it go ahead gimme a sighn!

She remembered Jos fist smacking her in the face so hard for a minuit she wasnt even sure what had happend.

D: Bonner? He looked at his chart, Joanna Marie Polnaczek Bonner how interesting.

B: Yes?

D: Are you immediate family?

B: No.

D: Then you cant see her.

B: But im her....Lamaz coach, yes her Lamaz coach!

D: Oh well in that case you can see ehr right away. But first... He pointed to a nurse holding up a bag with clothes inside. Put those on, Shell be haveing the baby soon so it will save you the troble of doing it later.

Blair walked over to the nurse and grabbed the bag, the nurse motioned to a changeing room. I hate green. Blari muttered under her breath. The nurse just gave her a dirty look and walked away. After blair was all changed she went into Jos room.

B: Hi.

J: Hi, she looked blair over. Nice outfit.

B: Oh, I can make even this tacky thing look good she tossed her hair. How are you feeling.

J: You know some thing blair?

B: What?

J: Natural childbirth sucks why did i ever agree to this? Where is rick?

B: I dunno, she was interrupted by a contraction.

Blair dove by jos side.

B: Breath, she imitaded lamaz, Now breath.

J: Blair?

B: Yes?

J: Do you have any idea what in the hell you are trying to do!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

B: No.

J: Oh...... Then by all means do SHUTUP!!!!

B: Jo! Please im new at this!

J: I hate you, no i dont, your my best friend, she felt another contraction. I HATE rick! No i dont i love rick! But i hate him anyway! What am i saying!?!?! Where the Hell is rick anyway. If he doesnt get here i swear to G-d ill. The contraction subsided.

B: ARe you ok now? May i please speak?

J: SOrry this is very stressfull.

B: I know ive donethis before, Ill go see if rick is home or not K?

J: Ok.

Blair went down the hall and looked around for a phone, she found one and stuck 35 cents in.

B: Hello Rick?

R: Yes?

B: Im at the hospital, Jos in labor.

R: Oh My... I think im gonna faint!

Blair heard a loud thud at ricks end of the line.

B: Rick Rick?

There was no answer, Rick now kay motionless on the floor.

B: I pity you when Jo gets through with you youre gonna...

D: Ms. Warner? ( By the way Blair was Divorced and went back too useing the name Warner)

B: Yes?

D: Its time.

Blair dropped the phone and ran into the room. Her hand no longer hurt, the broken finger was a typical Blair overreaction.

Ill write more later... So what do ya think?

Lisa,Blair,GoodGirl · 03-18-2001, 02:32 AM

Oh I just loved It Please write more realy soon.Its great.

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Crus'N Is The best Episode ever made.
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I found a love a love you don't find every day.

BlairandJo · 03-18-2001, 02:34 AM

Please write more soon I Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Facts Of Life Rules!!
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N:I can't belive it!
J:Well you did'nt have to yell!
N:Well I was mad!!!
J:A library Is like a church you are suppose to be nice and Quiet!!!!
B:Can you keep it down over there I'm tring to watch this.
J:Take a hike!!!!

FOL-FAN · 03-18-2001, 11:26 AM

Ditto!

Wild Child · 03-18-2001, 11:30 AM

Your doing great!I can't wait to read more.Please post more soon.

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"Your born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!

LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 · 03-18-2001, 12:53 PM

great!!!!!post more soon!~

Love The Facts Of Life · 03-18-2001, 05:51 PM

Great job

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Jo:I don't know you got to admit:Force has some good points.
Blair:Jo's hoping to attend the Chuck Norris School Of Law

Blair:If I don't spend money soon,well I'll just pull all my hair out.
Jo:Good,we'll finally get to see what color the roots are.
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KerriBerri687 · 03-18-2001, 10:25 PM

great! post more soon!

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Luv yaz!
~Kerri~
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Wild Child · 03-21-2001, 05:32 PM

Please get some more posted of this.It's really great and I want to read some more!

Great job so far.

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"Your born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!

ssgoalie8 · 04-15-2001, 03:55 PM

are you going to finish this it's great

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jinny: who in the hell are you?
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JO rocks!!!!!!!!
***************
J: i'm gonna loosen some teeth!
***************
AIM ssgoalie8 or nmkjo

ssgoalie8 · 05-26-2001, 03:03 PM

are you still here at the board i haven't seen you in a while if so please finish it

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-colleen-
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jinny: who in the hell are you?
***************
JO rocks!!!!!!!!
***************
J: i'm gonna loosen some teeth!
***************
AIM ssgoalie8 or nmkjo

03-18-2001, 01:32 AM	#16
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	Sorry it took so long... Lots of stuff has been going on well here we go. B: Uh... Ill (Thinks) Get my car... YES! Ill get my Car! HA! Another one of my brilliant ideas! J: BLAIR!!!!!!!!!! B: OK, ok just wait. J: No way! Nuh uh! NO! B: What???????? J: Im coming with you. Jo tryed to stand up but plopped herself back on the bed. B: No Jo... J: Blair c'mon help me up. She was more calm now. Blair catiously approached her and helped her up. Blair had just enough time to get her outside before another contraction hit. J: OH! Jo sqeezed her eyes together, she eased herself to the ground. B: OK Ok take it easy, take it easy. Jo tryed to remember lamaz, she hadnt taken classes, sense she had done this before, but now she regretted that. J: Ugh! Its over. B: C'mon you wanted to walk. Bair helped jo up and walked her to a silver Porche> The street light reflected off the car and gave jo enogh light to read the words Blairs Esquire. J: New paint job? B: Yeah. J: Thats nice. B: Shut up. J: OK. Jo climbed into the passenger side. She felt another contraction as the car started up. She greabbed blairs hand and squezzed with all her might. The bones in blairs hand began to crack. B: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JO GET OFF ME! pleeeeeeeeeeease! Jo let go as the contraction ended. Tears formed in blairs eyes. She held it in but in an attempt to grab the shifter she realized Jo had broken her index finger, she struggled with the stick shift the entire way there and made sure jo couldnt get to her hands. About 30 feet from the parking lot hte biggest contraction yet sent jo into tears which fell violently from her face. SHe took a deep breath. J: Blair, my water just broke. B: ALright, were here anyway. Blair rushed around the front of the still running car. SHe wipped the door open and pulled jo out. SHe walked quickly through the dorrs trying not to rush Jo. B: Help we got a woman in labor here! A large group of people looked up at jo. She gave them her signature smile waved and looked back at the ground. A doctor came running in with a nurse carring one of those folding wheelchairs following close behind. She unfolded it and sat it next to Jo. Jo sat down slowly. Before the doctor could ask her anything she screammed from another contraction. The nurse rushed Jo down the hall. Receptionist: Name? B: What? RE: Her Name what is her name? B: Joanne Marie Polniaczek Bonner. R: Uh, How do you spell POlna Polna, whatever you said it was? B: P-O-L-N-I-A-C-Z-E-K RE: Thank you. B: Can I see a doctor? RE: WHats wrong. B: She squezzed myhand and i think she broke it. The receptionist giggled, Uh sorry were short on doctors right now, but im sure theyle fit you in ASAP. B: OOOOOOHHHH Your a big help. RE: SOOOOOOOOORRY B: So childish! blair sat heself down in a chair and starred at her hand in amazement. She never realized how strong Jo was, then she recalled the time Jo punched her. B: If there is a god then prove it go ahead gimme a sighn! She remembered Jos fist smacking her in the face so hard for a minuit she wasnt even sure what had happend. D: Bonner? He looked at his chart, Joanna Marie Polnaczek Bonner how interesting. B: Yes? D: Are you immediate family? B: No. D: Then you cant see her. B: But im her....Lamaz coach, yes her Lamaz coach! D: Oh well in that case you can see ehr right away. But first... He pointed to a nurse holding up a bag with clothes inside. Put those on, Shell be haveing the baby soon so it will save you the troble of doing it later. Blair walked over to the nurse and grabbed the bag, the nurse motioned to a changeing room. I hate green. Blari muttered under her breath. The nurse just gave her a dirty look and walked away. After blair was all changed she went into Jos room. B: Hi. J: Hi, she looked blair over. Nice outfit. B: Oh, I can make even this tacky thing look good she tossed her hair. How are you feeling. J: You know some thing blair? B: What? J: Natural childbirth sucks why did i ever agree to this? Where is rick? B: I dunno, she was interrupted by a contraction. Blair dove by jos side. B: Breath, she imitaded lamaz, Now breath. J: Blair? B: Yes? J: Do you have any idea what in the hell you are trying to do!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? B: No. J: Oh...... Then by all means do SHUTUP!!!! B: Jo! Please im new at this! J: I hate you, no i dont, your my best friend, she felt another contraction. I HATE rick! No i dont i love rick! But i hate him anyway! What am i saying!?!?! Where the Hell is rick anyway. If he doesnt get here i swear to G-d ill. The contraction subsided. B: ARe you ok now? May i please speak? J: SOrry this is very stressfull. B: I know ive donethis before, Ill go see if rick is home or not K? J: Ok. Blair went down the hall and looked around for a phone, she found one and stuck 35 cents in. B: Hello Rick? R: Yes? B: Im at the hospital, Jos in labor. R: Oh My... I think im gonna faint! Blair heard a loud thud at ricks end of the line. B: Rick Rick? There was no answer, Rick now kay motionless on the floor. B: I pity you when Jo gets through with you youre gonna... D: Ms. Warner? ( By the way Blair was Divorced and went back too useing the name Warner) B: Yes? D: Its time. Blair dropped the phone and ran into the room. Her hand no longer hurt, the broken finger was a typical Blair overreaction. Ill write more later... So what do ya think?

03-18-2001, 02:32 AM	#17
Lisa,Blair,GoodGirl Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Posts: 60	Oh I just loved It Please write more realy soon.Its great. ------------------ Crus'N Is The best Episode ever made. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I found a love a love you don't find every day.

03-18-2001, 02:34 AM	#18
BlairandJo PuRpLe~PrInCeSsEs Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2001 Location: TX I love this state Posts: 1,453	Please write more soon I Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Facts Of Life Rules!! ************************* N:I can't belive it! J:Well you did'nt have to yell! N:Well I was mad!!! J:A library Is like a church you are suppose to be nice and Quiet!!!! B:Can you keep it down over there I'm tring to watch this. J:Take a hike!!!!

03-18-2001, 11:26 AM	#19
FOL-FAN Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 05, 2001 Posts: 434	Ditto!

03-18-2001, 11:30 AM	#20
Wild Child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Elmira,NY,USA Posts: 724	Your doing great!I can't wait to read more.Please post more soon. ------------------ "Your born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo Nancy McKeon is #1!!

03-18-2001, 12:53 PM	#21
LiL_Miss_Goodwrench_815 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 21, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 270	great!!!!!post more soon!~

03-18-2001, 05:51 PM	#22
Love The Facts Of Life FlUtTeRfLy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 18, 2001 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,515	Great job ------------------ ~~~~~~~~* Jo:I don't know you got to admit:Force has some good points. Blair:Jo's hoping to attend the Chuck Norris School Of Law Blair:If I don't spend money soon,well I'll just pull all my hair out. Jo:Good,we'll finally get to see what color the roots are. ~~~~~~~~*

03-18-2001, 10:25 PM	#23
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	great! post more soon! ------------------ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Luv yaz! ~Kerri~ Pal2125@aol.com

03-21-2001, 05:32 PM	#24
Wild Child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Elmira,NY,USA Posts: 724	Please get some more posted of this.It's really great and I want to read some more! Great job so far. ------------------ "Your born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo Nancy McKeon is #1!!

04-15-2001, 03:55 PM	#25
ssgoalie8 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 24, 2001 Location: maryland Posts: 282	are you going to finish this it's great ------------------ jinny: who in the hell are you? ************* JO rocks!!!!!!!! *********** J: i'm gonna loosen some teeth! ************* AIM ssgoalie8 or nmkjo

05-26-2001, 03:03 PM	#26
ssgoalie8 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 24, 2001 Location: maryland Posts: 282	are you still here at the board i haven't seen you in a while if so please finish it ------------------ -colleen- ************ jinny: who in the hell are you? *********** JO rocks!!!!!!!! *********** J: i'm gonna loosen some teeth! ************* AIM ssgoalie8 or nmkjo