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Old 03-28-2001, 09:51 PM   #16
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Okay...It's really good so far!Please post more soon!

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Old 03-29-2001, 05:05 PM   #17
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N: We might as well talk and get this over with since we won’t be leaving until we do because our husbands took our cars and they are in on it too.

J: You three can talk all you want but I will never forgive Blair for what she did.

B: Well who said I was apologizing?

J: See you just admitted you did something wrong.

B: No I didn’t.

J: Yes you did because I never said that you had to apologize. I just said that I won’t forgive you.

B: Oh well still I didn’t do anything wrong!

T: Oh come on Blair we all know what you did. You had an affair with Jo’s husband.

N: Yeah Blair own up to it.

B: You two still believe Jo over me? I can’t believe this, but I don’t care cause I know the truth.

The room then became silent once again while everyone either looked at the floor or at Beverly Ann giving her death stares.

Ba: Come on girls you need to work everything out before Mrs. Garrett comes home.

N: Why?

Ba: Because Mrs. Garrett wanted to see all of you in case this is the last time she is able to…… oops.

J: Oops what do you mean by oops? What is wrong with Mrs. G?

Ba: I guess I should tell you. The doctors can’t really tell what is wrong with her but they think that she only has a little while to live and I thought that Edna would love to see her four girls together since it has been along time.

Just then Natalie and Tootie both leave and go upstairs while Jo and Blair both looked shocked.

Natalie and Tootie walk into their old room each taking a seat on their old beds. Both eyes are filled with tears.

T: Nat this fight between us has gone on long enough. Mrs. Garrett needs us now.

N: Well I wasn’t the one to start it but I do agree with you.

T: Hold on you did start it. You started it when you wrote all that stuff about drugs on the movie I was working on and saying that I was doing them.

N: Now you are the one that needs to hold on. I never said that you were doing drugs I said that the STAR was doing drugs you were just the co-star.

Tootie stood there thinking for a minute.
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Old 03-29-2001, 05:11 PM   #18
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aright here is some more:

T: Oh so we have been fighting about nothing mostly. Now I feel like a jerk.

N: Well I don't blame you for thinking that I meant you and about that whole jerk thing, you'll get over it fast-they all do.

Then Natalie and Tootie hug and start talking about old times.

Down stairs with Beverly Ann, Jo, and Blair

B: Wow. You mean that Mrs. Garrett is going to die?

J: Well that's usually what fatal means Blair. (She says this really mean)

B: Shut up Jo. I actually care about my friends. That's more than what I can say for you.

Ba: Now girls… (she gets interrupted)

J: Excuse me but you should not be talking about caring about friends. You did have an affair with my husband.

B: I did not have an affair with Rick.

J: Oh so you just married him.

B: Well he wasn't your husband then so I don't call that an affair.

J: Well we were divorced cause you had and affair with him.

B: I did not have an affair with him.

J: Yeah sure like I really believe you. Blair I mean come on, you two stayed up all night for a week just talking and he writes you a love letter. We get a divorce and you then take him, which isn't really that big of a surprise! Also to make it ware you have a kid with him! That means that my daughter is kinda related to you and your daughter which is REAL bad.
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Old 03-29-2001, 05:15 PM   #19
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B: Alright maybe I did stay up all night talking to him but that’s because you were gone and he wasn’t. I never read the “love letter” he wrote, I wouldn’t even know about the letter if it wasn’t for you. Ok maybe I also did marry Rick out of spite and believe me I don’t like that fact that our daughters are related any more than you are. I mean look at you you haven’t changed at all and your daughter is just like you.

J: Why you little slut!!!

B: Oh you just did not call me that! You can just…just… TURN BLUE!!!

J: Oh my gosh you are just so lame. I’m tellin ya you haven’t changed you still are so dumb!

B: I’m dumb!! I’m dumb!! Please You’re the on who thinks that I would have an affair with my best friends-at the time- husband.

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Old 03-29-2001, 06:05 PM   #20
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You have got to write more! Please! This is soooo good!

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Old 03-29-2001, 07:41 PM   #21
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I LOVE it, can't wait to read some more! And IceprincessBlair, it was funny when you wrote Chris instead of Matt. Maybe you stil have some feeling for him...hehe, just kidding. Do you hear that Iceprincessjo, I'm just kidding! It's really a great story!
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Old 03-30-2001, 04:31 PM   #22
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J: Don't even bring up the best friends thing because the minute you stayed up talking all night to MY husband and then had an affair with him you lost your best friend.

B: For the last time I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH RICK

J: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL. AND UNTIL I HAVE PROOF THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE AND AFFAIR I'M STILL GOING TO THINK YOU DID!!

B: THE PROOF IS THAT I'M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON AND HAVE TO YELL TO GET THROUGH YOUR THINK HEAD.

J: Yeah right like I'm going to believe you. You don't have to yell my head isn't as think and brainless as yours.

B: Shut-up.

J: Oh…what a comeback, I'm so hurt! BLONDE! But of course you aren't a real blonde you're just a dyed blonde.

B: At least I'm not a grease monkey jealous witch with bad hair like you.

J: Yeah well at least I'm not a spoiled brat who never had to work for anything in her life. You wouldn't know a day of hard earn money if your life depended on it. You just so used to everything coming so easy to you! You have no idea what it is like for people like me growing up. You used to just picking up the phone and getting whatever you need. You got into Eastland easily and into Langly while I had to work for it everyday of my life!
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Old 03-30-2001, 04:33 PM   #23
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here is some moe::


J: Don't even bring up the best friends thing because the minute you stayed up talking all night to MY husband and then had an affair with him you lost your best friend.

B: For the last time I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH RICK

J: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL. AND UNTIL I HAVE PROOF THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE AND AFFAIR I'M STILL GOING TO THINK YOU DID!!

B: THE PROOF IS THAT I'M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON AND HAVE TO YELL TO GET THROUGH YOUR THINK HEAD.

J: Yeah right like I'm going to believe you. You don't have to yell my head isn't as think and brainless as yours.

B: Shut-up.

J: Oh…what a comeback, I'm so hurt! BLONDE! But of course you aren't a real blonde you're just a dyed blonde.

B: At least I'm not a grease monkey jealous witch with bad hair like you.

J: Yeah well at least I'm not a spoiled brat who never had to work for anything in her life. You wouldn't know a day of hard earn money if your life depended on it. You just so used to everything coming so easy to you! You have no idea what it is like for people like me growing up. You used to just picking up the phone and getting whatever you need. You got into Eastland easily and into Langly while I had to work for it everyday of my life!
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Old 03-30-2001, 04:34 PM   #24
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Keep it going....!!!! I love it, love it, love it!!!


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Old 03-30-2001, 04:42 PM   #25
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B: Excuse me but I do work for what I need. I haven’t even spoken to my father in years, much less received any support from him. I also worked hard to get into Eastland and Langly. I may not have had to work for money but I did have to keep my grades up which living with you didn’t help me much because of all your stupid stunts and engine parts and that stupid bike of yours. And hat do you call what I did at Edna’s Edibles and Over Our Heads? I think I call that work. I work very hard right now at Eastland and trying to raise a daughter. I would like to see you run a school. I may not know what it’s like growing up like you but I guess the way that your grew up didn’t teach you values or manners. I’m not a spoiled brat. You are a prejudiced egotistical jerk.

J: I’m not prejudice I have lived with you and I know you, at least I thought I did. Mostly the thing that bothers me about you is that you had the life that I always wanted and to top it off you steal MY HUSBAND.
With that she walks out of the room and goes outside to wait for Chris and Jackie to return.
Tootie and Natalie start to come down the stairs as Blair pushes right past them very furious.

N: Oooooooo looks like Blair and Jo went at it.

T: Yeah and something tells me it wasn’t good.
Just then Jo walks past them and goes to the room Blair is in.

T: There’s going to be trouble.

N: Uh huh.
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Old 03-30-2001, 05:04 PM   #26
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J: Listen Blair I don’t like you and I know you don’t like me but for Mrs. G’s sake we need to “act” like we are friends and getting along because I don’t want her to worry or anything.

B: Ok but there are some ground rules.

J: K, like no real talking.

B: Ok. We only talk when Mrs. Garrett or Beverly Ann are around. But do you think that we need to act like friends around Tootie and Natalie?

J: Yeah. Oh great how fun I get to be your friend.

B: Shut up Jo. I hate this more then you do.

J: Whatever.

B: Don’t get me started. Also no wisecracks got that?

J: Yeah. Well I’m leaving.

B: Bye (she says this real witchy).

Jo walks downstairs to where Tootie and Natalie are.
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Old 03-30-2001, 05:14 PM   #27
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J: Hey Tootie, Nat do your husbands have pagers?

T&N: Yeah, Why?

J: Well I was thinking maybe if we page them and put 911 in the message they will come home.

T: I’ll go first.
Tootie walks out and uses the phone then comes back and hands it to Jo.

T: Nat doesn’t need to use it since our husbands are together.

J: Ok.
Jo uses the phone then hangs up.
A couple of minutes later Jeff, Kristina, Karl, Eric, Cara, Cory, Chris, and Jackie come running in

Je&e&C: What’s wrong?!?

N&J&T: Nothing

C: Then why did you page us using 911?!?!

J: Cause we wanted you to come here.

C: Good idea. It worked

Just then Matt and Laura Beth come in. Laura Beth and Matt are both holding a lot of shopping bags and you can tell that there is more in their car.

LB: Hello all, the wonderful, beautiful, special, and greatest person in the world is here, Laura Beth Warner.

J: Oh great another Blair.

Ja: What does she think she is a princess or something?

M: Hi I’m Matt Clemons, Blair’s husband and this is Blair’s daughter Laura Beth.

N: I’m Natalie and this is my family-my husband Eric and my children Cara and Cory.

T: I’m Tootie and this is my husband Jeff and our two children Kristina and Karl.

Jo doesn’t say a word.

C: I’m Chris and this is Jo and her daughter Jackie.

Jo still doesn’t say anything, just looks away. Jackie is giving Laura Beth evil looks.

Ba: Well hello Matt.

M: Hey.
Blair then walks downstairs and notices her family there.

B: Hey. About time you got back.

Ba: Girls I see Edna pulling up in the driveway.

Mrs. Garrett then walks in.
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Old 03-30-2001, 09:43 PM   #28
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Hey dis Fan Fic is spiffy yo
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Sorry it's taken so long for us to add more. MG: Hey Beverly Ann. What are all those cars doing outside? (She then notices the girls standing around)

Ba: surprise surprise!!

MG: Girls. Oh my what are you doing here? (She says this while hugging each of them)

Ba: Well I know how much you wanted to see then so…

N: She tricked all of us up here so we could work out our problems.

T: And Nat and I did.

B: Oh yeah um Jo and I have too, right Jo?

J: Oh yeah sure problems all worked our.

T: Mrs. Garrett I’ve really missed you.

N: Yeah same here Mrs. Garrett.

B&J: Yeah. I’ve missed you too. (They then look at each other evilly thinking that the other one copied them or something).

MG: I’ve missed you girls more than anything.

N: I’m sorry I ever left.

B&J&T: Yeah.

MG: All that matters is that you’re here now. I have one question though, when are you going to introduce me to your families?

N: Oh sorry I forgot that I even had a family.

E&Ca&Co: Thanks a lot.

N: Sorry I was too caught up in the moment. Well Mrs. Garrett I would like for you to meet my son Cory, my husband Eric, and our daughter Cara.

E&Co&Ca: Hi Mrs. Garrett.

MG: Hi

J: And this is my husband Chris and my daughter Jackie.

Ja: Hey Mrs. G Sup?

MG: Nothing much is sup. Sup with you (she says this trying to sound like Jackie)

J: Nothin much (by now everyone is looking at Mrs.Garrett funny)

MG: Jo she acts just like you.

B: And this is my husband Matt and my daughter…

LB: Laura Beth Warner. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

MG: Well it’s a pleasure to meet you too. Blair she acts just like you.

T: And you should remember my husband Jeff.

MG: Oh definitely.

Je: Hey Mrs. Garrett.

T: And these are our children Kristina and Karl.

K&Ka: Hi.

MG: Hi.

Ba: Well why don’t we all unpack our stuff.

J: well um I think that I should stay at a hotel ya know with all these people here it would be too crowded.

B: Yeah I agree with Jo.

MG: Oh come on girls stay here.

T: Yeah it would be like old times. All four of us friends again and together.

B: No I really couldn’t.

MG: Girls there is plenty of room. Blair and Jo you could both stay in your old room and so cold Natalie and Tootie. The kids and husbands could stay downstairs. We remodeled a few years ago and changed downstairs into 3 different rooms for my grandchildren. OH come on please, for me.

N&T: Yeah come on.

B&J: Well…..Ok.

N, T, Ba, & MG: Yay.

Ja: Oh great I get to sleep next to Princess Laura Beth and all her makeup crap. (she says this very quietly and only Jo can hear. Jo nudges her but laughs to herself).

Cara’s, Kristina’s, Laura Beth’s, and Jackie’s room.

C: Mrs. Garrett seems really nice.

K: Yeah she does, so does Beverly Ann.

C: Maybe we can get them to tell us some stories about our mothers.
(Laura Beth is admiring herself in the mirror)

Ja: Don’t break the mirror Laura.

LB: Listen, Jack Off, at least I can look in the mirror. You look like you have never seen one in your life. Oh yeah it is LAURA BETH not LAURA.

Ja: Yeah Whatever, go screw off, your highness.

LB: Grease monkey I don’t like you. I may have only known you for about 30 min. But I already know you are a jerk.

Ja: Oh my gosh I think I may die THE Laura Beth Warner called me a jerk, someone please kill me now.

LB: I would be glad to kill you.

Ja: Listen Princess I could take you on any day just name the time and place.

C: Guys don’t fight

K: Yeah fighting doesn’t solve a thing.

LB & JA: Shut-up.

C&K: Ok

LB: Time is now, place is right here.

Ja: Alright lets go.

LB: Ok bring it on.
They grab each other and start wrestling around.

C&K: CATFIGHT!!!!!

Blair and Jo then come in
B: Laura Beth Warner stop fighting you just got your nails done.

J: Ok Jackie remember what I told you about blocking?

B: How dare you encourage your daughter to fight with my daughter.

Laura Beth and Jackie stop fighting and look at their mothers.

J: You just know that she will lose!

B: Oh yeah right. Laura Beth could take on your daughter any day, just like I could fight you.

J: Yeah sure whatever Blair, You need to stop dreaming.

B: I’ve been waiting a very long time to beat the crap out of you.

J: You could never beat me up ok.

B: Come on Jo. You want to fight because right now I would fight you.

J: Bring it on.

They both raise their hands like they are going to punch each other. Mrs. Garrett then walks in.




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here's more. and if you're wondering why the same computer is being used for icepricessjo and me for right now it's cuz she is out of town and has to have me post her parts.


MG: GIRLS!!!

B: Mrs. Garrett I have to leave I can’t take her anymore.
J: yeah Blair go ahead and blame everything on me like always. You can never take the blame for stuff that is your fault.

B: Jo if you weren’t such a jealous brat than this never would have started.

MG: Children please leave the room.
The children leave.

J: It’s not my fault! You’re the slut that stole my husband and ruined my life.

B: I didn’t steal him and I’m not a slut you can just…(she gets interrupted)

MG: Girls what is going on here. I thought that you worked everything out.

J: We never worked anything out we were just acting like friends so you wouldn’t get upset or anything since you may be dying and I wasn’t supposed to say that.

B: Good going Jo.

MG: So Beverly Ann talk you? Well yes it isn’t sure yet but the doctors do think that I am dying. But you shouldn’t act this way anyways.

B: Mrs. Garrett I’m going to miss you.

J: She’s not dying yet Blair and she may live. Good to know you are giving up, like always.

B: Jo shut up. I care about her ok. I’m not giving up. In fact Mrs. Garrett I’ll pay for you to have the best doctors and treatments in the world.

J: there you go again Blair trying to solve everything with money.

MG: Girls don’t fight for goodness sakes.

J: Fine I’m leaving.
Jo walks out.

B: Sorry Mrs. Garret I’ll come back and visit later.
She gives Mrs. Garret a hug and kiss on the check and walks out.

MG: I give up. I just give up.
Mrs. Garrett walks out.
In the living room with everyone in there.

B: Laura Beth, Matt we’re leaving come on.

N: But why?

J: Cause she is to good for us.

B: I don’t think that. Everyone here believes that I had an affair with Rick and I didn’t. I thought that you all were my friends but I guess I was wrong.

Ba: Blair please don’t go.

B: Sorry. I’ll come back in a couple of weeks. Good Bye.

M: Blair you’re not leaving. You came here to visit Mrs. Garret and Beverly Ann and that’s what you’ll do. Now I won’t let you leave.

B: What? There is no way you can keep me here.

M: Well then Laura Beth and I will leave.

J: fine if she’s staying I’ll go.

C: No. I agree with Matt there. You should stay. Jackie and I will leave.

J: You cannot leave me here.

C: Sorry.

Ja: Well I wanna stay with mom.

LB: yeah I wanna stay with my mom too.

E: Well I think that all the guys should leave and let our wife’s get reacquainted.

Je: yeah I agree.

Karl: Well I don’t wanna stay here with basically all girls so I wanna go with you dad.

Cory: Yeah can I go too?

N: Sure.

N&T: Bye.

Karl, Je, Cory, Eric, M&C: Bye girls.
The girls go downstairs into their rooms.
Jo grabs Chris by the sleeve so he can’t leave.
J: You don’t understand YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME HERE.

C: Sorry Jo but it’s for your own good. I’ll pick you up next week.
They guys leave.

B: (Whimpers)

J; Oh that man is in trouble next week.

MG: Come on Jo, can’t you and Blair work this out?

J: What’s to work out. She had an affair with my husband then married him then had a child with him then decided he wasn’t good enough for her.

B: I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH RICK!!!!!!!!!

MG: Blair it’s not neccisary to yell.

B: Yes it is Mrs. Garrett. Everyone here thinks I’m a slut who had an affair with my best friends husband when I didn’t. Now that the guys hgave left I think I will sleep in one of the spare rooms.

MG: You can’t. I mean I don’t think that the girls should have to all stay in one room so they can split up to two in a room and the other room will be taken up later tonight.

N: By whom?

MG: Andy. He will be coming later tonight.

B: Oh great. Natalie Tootie would one of you please switch rooms with me. Anything would be greater than having to room with Jo.

J: Yeah please one of you guys.

N&T: No.

T: I wanna get to know my best friend a little more.

N: yeah. Sorry guys.

B: Whatever. Mrs. Garrett are you sure there is no where else for me to sleep tonight.

MG: Nope. Besides you and Jo are adults. I think you can handle this.

J: Well if one of us (she looks right at Blair) happens to be dead by the end of the week don’t blame me.

B: What makes you think that I would be the one dead.

J: What are you gonna do? Knock me out with you brush or stab me with your nail file?

B: Jo I’m sick and tired of you bullying everyone around so whyt don’t you just stop acting like a brat and…(she gets interrupted)

MG: Girls please stop fighting.

J: Yeah well you’ll be hearing a lot of it if we have to sleep in the same room much less the same house.

MG: I better not girls. Now I need to talk with each of you privatly. Blair why don’t we chat first.

B: Ok.
Jo, Nat, and Tootie leave.

B: So what do you wanna talk about?

MG: Oh a couple of things. First off I don’t want you to get mad but I want to know the truth. Whatever you tell me I’ll believe. Did you have an affair with Rick?

B: Mrs. Garrett I can’t believe that you would even have to ask me that. But since you did no I did not have an affair with him. I would never have done that to Jo. She was my best friend. So was Natalie and Tootie but now everyone believes that I did and it hurts that people think that I’m that shallow.

MG: Blair I believe You. And I know it must hurt. Now for the second thing I wanna talk to you aboiut. I wanna know what you’ve been up to since you left.

B: Well I did something I’m not too proud of but I am kind of glad I did it.

MG: You married Rick.

B: Yes How did you know?

MG: Jo mentioned it in that argument you just had.

B: Oh yeah. And we had a daughter, Laura Beth.

MG: Oh yeah. Such a sweet girl.

B: Sometimes. Well anyway she doesn’t know that Rick is her father and that Jackie is her half sister.

MG: Do you plan on telling her?

B: Yeah someday. Just right now I don’t think it would be too good of an idea.

MG: Well what else has gone on?

B: Well shortly after Rick and I got married we got a dicorce. I found out after the divorce I was pregnant with Laura Beth. About two years after her birth I met and Married Matt. He would make my third husband. First to George, then Rick, then Matt. I don’t know how I have managed that in the last 15 years but hey like mother like daughter I guess. Well anyways I still own Eastland and I love every minute of it.

MG: Well tell me more about your daughter Laura Beth.

B: Well Laura Beth is a lot like me. She cares a lot about her looks, and has had a numerous amount of boyfriends. She does good in school. She is also very tough. If you do something she doesn’t like she will tell you off and sometimes she has gotten into fights over it.

MG: Well she sounds like a good child though.

B: Yeah pretty much.

MG: Well what about Matt?

B: Oh Matt is a good husband. Him and Laura Beth get along most of the time. He is a lawyer.

MG: Well your life seems like it’s been pretty good.

B: Yep. Real good. (she says this unsureingly). Well what about your life?

MG: Oh well Bruce died a few years ago of a heart attack.

B: Oh I’m sorry.

MG: Well Beverly Ann and I have been running the shop. And as you already know I am sick. The doctors don’t know whats wrong though.

B: Mrs. Garrett I’ve missed you so much.

MG: I’ve missed you too Blair.
They both hug and have tears in their eyes.

MG: Well I wanna talk to Tootie now.

B: Ok I’ll go get her.
Upstairs in Natalie’s and Tootie’s room.

B: Tootie Mrs. Garret wants to talk to you now.

T: Oh ok.
Tootie leaves

N: Um Blair.

B: What?

N: Do you think maybe we could talk?

B: Um sure. About what though?

N: About what has happened.

B: Oh ok.

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