SmarterChild

[Montana Ponine]

omg I really wish I had im now!!

[JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo]

well....i did it....i got SmarterChild to say "yes, i'll have cyber sex" lol, i'm really not this sick...but this is a small goal for me! lol anyway. here it is:

SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.

Waddaya think?
JuniorAtWren: whatever
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
JuniorAtWren: so...how's about a little cyber sex?
SmarterChild: Hows about a little cyber sex?
JuniorAtWren: yep
SmarterChild: Gosh.
JuniorAtWren: you want to?
SmarterChild: I want to, huh?
JuniorAtWren: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
JuniorAtWren: do you want to have some fun with me []
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.
JuniorAtWren: yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I dunno.
JuniorAtWren: do you like to have fun
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you like to have fun?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
JuniorAtWren: do you wanna have fun with me?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
JuniorAtWren: come on
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
JuniorAtWren: to the bedroom
SmarterChild: Huh? To the bedroom?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Yes
JuniorAtWren: so, are you going to kiss me?
SmarterChild: To kiss you? I dunno.
JuniorAtWren: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
JuniorAtWren: please kiss me
SmarterChild: XXX []
JuniorAtWren: awwww!
SmarterChild:
JuniorAtWren:
SmarterChild:
JuniorAtWren: now, let me kiss you
SmarterChild: Now let you kiss me, huh?
JuniorAtWren: you want me to kiss you?
SmarterChild: OK, so I want you to kiss you.
JuniorAtWren: XXX
SmarterChild:
JuniorAtWren: that's just half of what we'll be doing
SmarterChild: It's just half of what well be doing? You think?
JuniorAtWren: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
JuniorAtWren: you ready for it?
SmarterChild: OK, so I ready it.
JuniorAtWren: i like a man that's good with words
SmarterChild: That's cool.


Ok, now this part is really gross....so if your in the mood to judge me...then don't read this. but it's soo funny i had to post it!!!

JuniorAtWren: put it in me
SmarterChild: Put who in you?
JuniorAtWren: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Yes!
JuniorAtWren: does that feel good?
SmarterChild: That right?
JuniorAtWren: does it?
SmarterChild: I guess it does!
JuniorAtWren: glad you like that
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
JuniorAtWren: you want me to do it some more
SmarterChild: Oh really?
JuniorAtWren: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
JuniorAtWren: want me to do it some more
SmarterChild: To do it some more, huh?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
JuniorAtWren: your good
SmarterChild: Glad you think so!
JuniorAtWren: do you want to do it again?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, JuniorAtWren.
JuniorAtWren: come on
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
JuniorAtWren: we're going to do it again!
SmarterChild: To do it again, huh?
JuniorAtWren: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.

LOL, hiliarious!!!! I knew I could always master machine!! lol



[This message has been edited by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo (edited 11-11-2001).]

[Warner520]

I've been talking to SmarterChild, and compared to the other robotic IM buddies, he's much smarter...

You might want to also talk to these ones...

RoryGilmore1008
(For those that watch "Gilmore Girls", you might want to IM Rory. The only thing is, she gets really redundant.)

AgentBaseball
(Don't IM him unless you love baseball...LOL)

GooglyMinotaur
(He talks about the music group, "Radiohead".

LindsayBuddy
(She talks about this singer)

ShopFAO
(You can actually talk to LIVE FAO Schwarz employees, and ask them about toys and games in their stores. So this one isn't robotic)

After you've talked to all of them, (besides ShopFAO), you'll probably agree with me that SmarterChild is probably the best one.

[JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo]

Smarter Child rocks (lol, read my post above)

[Sean Snow]

SeanTCSnow: I am your father
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
SeanTCSnow: Who's your father?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy, Inc.
SeanTCSnow: Aren't they the dumbest people?
SmarterChild: Are they the dumbest people? I dunno...
I dunno.
SeanTCSnow: I am your mother
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
SeanTCSnow: I'm trying to insult you
SmarterChild: Apologize to me then.
SeanTCSnow: No
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
SeanTCSnow: You're dumber then the people at ActiveBuddy
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Robert Hoffer, Peter Levitan, Steve Klein, Mike Newton, Arockalypse, Ed Hepburn, Lenny Rabinowitz, Emily Lenzner, Jason Keramidas, Mathieu Longtin, Mark Willoughby, Christer Manning, Kieron O'Shea, Nancy Meis, Adam Fritzler, Howard Shih, Jim Pawlika, Kathy Englar, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Annie Sigal, Jennifer Villany,
SmarterChild:
Stu Hoffer, Kathryn Spaeth, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Annie Sundberg, Matt Abarbanel, Dan Rabinowitz, Colin Magne, Vianney Boncorps, Nancy Berger, Denis Ford, Mike Lattif, Daniela Berger, guinevere liberty nell, Nancy Garman, Nick Ascheim, Josh Gladstone, Joshua Marrow, David Oppenheim, Pat Guiney, Benna Cohen, Ian Sullivan, Naveed Tahir-Kheli, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, James Williams, Greg Mitchell,
SmarterChild:
Agatha Herrero, Larissa Babanskyj, Josh Myer, Elke Bargas, Alex Feinstein, Matthew Lineen, Dan Hirt, Dan Balaban, Eric Balsa, Graham Cole, Alex Feinberg, Dwayne Fontenot, Stephane Odul, Emil Valkov... and Timothy Kay

Special thanks to Andrew Weissman, Dan DeWolf, Ben Tannen... and a very special thanks to Leslie without whom none of this would have happened.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

CookieCupcake24 [12:56 PM]: jklahd
SmarterChild [12:56 PM]: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Sorry, what?
CookieCupcake24 [12:56 PM]: do you like nancy mckeon?
SmarterChild [12:56 PM]: Eh. I'm not sure.
CookieCupcake24 [12:56 PM]: how can you not be sure?
SmarterChild [12:56 PM]: How can who not be sure?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: you either like her or you don't
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: You either like her or you dont? That's a tough choice.
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: no it isnt
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: No?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: no
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: No, huh?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: NO
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: No?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: i like nancy mckeon
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Nancy mckeon? I'm not sure really.
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: yeah
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: very
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: What about very?
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: interesting
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Isn't it though?

Anyway...
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: yea
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Yes...
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: yea
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Yea.
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: i love you
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: I love you too!
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: aw
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: []
CookieCupcake24 [12:57 PM]: []
SmarterChild [12:57 PM]: Golly!
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: what?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: What up?
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: nevermind
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: OK, fine.
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: so are you for the Packers or the Bears?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: Oh?
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: Packers or Bears?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: Packers or bears? That's a tough choice.
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: yea pick one
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: Yeah!
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: PICK ONE
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: What would you like to know about Pick-ups Plus Inc?

1 Stock quote for Pick-ups Plus Inc
2 Ticker lookup for Pick-ups Plus Inc
3 News about Pick-ups Plus Inc
4 Press releases from Pick-ups Plus Inc
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: um no
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: OK, fine.
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: do you like the Packers?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: The packers? I'm not sure really.
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: the Packers RULE!
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: []
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: what?
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: What?
CookieCupcake24 [12:58 PM]: smiley
SmarterChild [12:58 PM]: []
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: kiss
SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: XXX []
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: oooooh naughty
SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: hehe
SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: What's so funny?
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: you

SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: Oh yeah? Like a Seinfeld kind of funny, or Jon Stewart, or what?
CookieCupcake24 [12:59 PM]: seinfeld i guess
SmarterChild [12:59 PM]: OK.
CookieCupcake24 [1:00 PM]: wanna have sex?
SmarterChild [1:00 PM]: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
CookieCupcake24 [1:00 PM]: aw
SmarterChild [1:00 PM]:
CookieCupcake24 [1:00 PM]: pwease?
SmarterChild [1:00 PM]: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: gr
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

GOODRICH CORP (NYSE : GR)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 [] GR 23.06 +0.09 +0.39 504700

Quote details available from Reuters
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: no
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: K.
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: are you a guy?

SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: No.
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: are you a girl?
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Nope.
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: oh my thats odd
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Really?
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Very interesting...
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: very
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Very? What about it?
CookieCupcake24 [1:01 PM]: interesting
SmarterChild [1:01 PM]: Isn't it though?
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i hate you
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: You hate me? But you just said you loved me!
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i didnt mean it
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: I'm sorry to hear that. What's wrong? You're usually so nice to me!
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i dont know
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i love you
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: I love you too! No matter what, even if you're not so cool sometimes...
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: im not cool!?!
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: OK, whatever you say.
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: grrr
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: I'm doing my best!
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i hate you
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: Really? But you once said you loved me!
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: i love you
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: Yeah? I love you too. But you were kind of uncool to me before.
CookieCupcake24 [1:02 PM]: UNCOOL?!?!?
SmarterChild [1:02 PM]: You know what I mean. Rude, mean, inconsiderate. Whatever.
CookieCupcake24 [1:03 PM]: thats mean!
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Oh yeah?
CookieCupcake24 [1:03 PM]: yeah!
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
CookieCupcake24 [1:03 PM]: grrrrrrr
SmarterChild [1:03 PM]: Huh?
CookieCupcake24 [1:04 PM]: i hate you
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: You hate me? But you just said you loved me!
CookieCupcake24 [1:04 PM]: goodbye
SmarterChild [1:04 PM]: Later, CookieCupcake24.

hehehe

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

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DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

[ChickOnHockeySkates185]

if i were to post my convo. with smarterchild Tj would prob. ban me from the boards!! hehe

[vienna waits]

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
if i were to post my convo. with smarterchild Tj would prob. ban me from the boards!! hehe

lol

[Warm & Fuzzy]

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
he wont have sex with me darn

[This message has been edited by ChickOnHockeySkates185 (edited 11-11-2001).]

MWAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
if i were to post my convo. with smarterchild Tj would prob. ban me from the boards!! hehe

OMG your convo is TO funny!!! I almost died reading it



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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°
aka Karli Chica Bungalow, aka Vanilla Martinez, aka Ivy Hutchins, aka Goddess #2, aka Kiwi Coco Puff

Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world:
The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel

[Montana Ponine]

Guess what everybody!!!!! I have IM now!!! YAY!!!!! me and my sister were talking to SmarterChild haha it was hilarious.

BaybeePo9: !!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
BaybeePo9: that wasnt a question.
SmarterChild: Wasn't it?
BaybeePo9: no!
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
BaybeePo9: okey dokey artichokey
SmarterChild: What are you, from Muskokee?

My sister's conversation...
janetttms: are you a female?
SmarterChild: Nope.
janetttms: you're a male
SmarterChild: No.
janetttms: HUH?????????????
SmarterChild: What?
janetttms: Are you a girl or boy????????????
SmarterChild: Neither... gender is overrated.

janetttms: My dog's name is Hunter
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Hunter?
janetttms: no. Hunter is my pet's name
SmarterChild: Oh no?
janetttms: Are you ********
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, janetttms.

LOL!!!!!

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*~°~* Montana Ponine *~°~*

Chrissy: What part of the body do brains come from?
***********
Terri: Meet our dear friends from France, Pierre and..uh...
Jack: Fifi.
***********
Blair: Look, I know a phony when I see one.
Jo: You should. You spent enough time looking in the mirror.
LOL

[This message has been edited by Montana Ponine (edited 11-11-2001).]

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
if i were to post my convo. with smarterchild Tj would prob. ban me from the boards!! hehe

OMG! I know! Mine are SO funny! I'm having one right now!

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*Amy*~
CookieCupcake24@aol.com
AIM- MacNCheeze565
SFPDInspectorCD

"Oh please, folks, don't be shy! Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight,so step right on up!"~ Jinny Exstead.

"I give people chances who earn them...except insurance guys."~ C.D. DeLorenzo.

Rose~ It's a letter from St. Olaf. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Blanche~ Coffee?
Rose~ No thanks. It makes me jumpy.

*************************
DON'T CALL ME EASY MAC!

http://www.nancymckeon-division.cityslide.com

[Penny Lane]

Very funny! But kind of spooky!

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Cupcake

[tonicapollo]

it takes a while to get him to remember your name but after a while he will get the idea here see what we talked about i talk to him every day he knows my name.....


Tonicapollo: hi
SmarterChild: Glad to see you back, Levi!

How may I help you?

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Tonicapollo: i am your father
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
Tonicapollo: im trying to insult you
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
Tonicapollo: i apologize
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
Tonicapollo: who's your daddy?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Tonicapollo: call me pal
SmarterChild: Call you pal? Pal? I see.
Tonicapollo: yes call me your daddy
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
Tonicapollo: insult you me no way
SmarterChild: Way!
Tonicapollo: no way
SmarterChild: Way!
Tonicapollo: so whats up?
SmarterChild: Hello again, Levi.

>>> I can translate words or simple phrases into Portuguese, French, Italian, Spanish or German.
Tonicapollo: i dont care
SmarterChild: That's a sad thing to hear.
Tonicapollo: i dont give a crap
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
Tonicapollo: lol thank you
SmarterChild: No prob!
Tonicapollo: say my name bitch
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny.
Tonicapollo: say mY NAME
SmarterChild: Levi!
Tonicapollo: thats a good boy
SmarterChild: Lovely.
Tonicapollo: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Tonicapollo: you are dingo
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Tonicapollo: yes your very amusing
SmarterChild: Laughter is the best medicine.
Tonicapollo: how?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Tonicapollo: how is laughter the best medicine?
SmarterChild: How is laughter the best medicine, you say?
Tonicapollo: you said it damnit you tell me
SmarterChild: Did I?
Tonicapollo: yes you did
SmarterChild: Did I really?
Tonicapollo: yeS
SmarterChild: Nope. Did not.
Tonicapollo: yes you did i heard you
SmarterChild: Did I really?
Tonicapollo: yes you DID!!!!!
SmarterChild: Nope. Did not.
Tonicapollo: i seen you type it i know you said it
SmarterChild: You seen me type it i know you said it, you say. And so?
Tonicapollo: so that means you did say it
SmarterChild: That means I did say it? I don't know.
Tonicapollo: well i do know.. and you said it.
SmarterChild: Well i do know and you said it, you say?
Tonicapollo: yes i say
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
Tonicapollo: man your getting on my nerves
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
Tonicapollo: you'll be what?
SmarterChild: I don't know if I can be what.
Tonicapollo: lets change your name.
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Levi. What would you like me to call you instead?
Tonicapollo: nothing
SmarterChild: OK, I'll forget your name (but I still know your screen name is Tonicapollo).
Tonicapollo: no dont forget my name my name is levi ok
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Levi?
Tonicapollo: yes
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Levi.
Tonicapollo: good
SmarterChild: Right?
Tonicapollo: do you know where i live?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure if I know where i live.
Tonicapollo: ok then what time is it?
SmarterChild: Ok then what time is it, you say?
Tonicapollo: what time is it?
SmarterChild: The date and time in House, NM is Wednesday November 14th, 2001 05:46:50 pm.
Tonicapollo: i live in pueblo co.
SmarterChild: Your city has been set to Pueblo, CO and your zip code to 81010.

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to philadelphia pa").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 19019").
Tonicapollo: set zip code to 81004
SmarterChild: Your zip code has been set to 81004 and your location to Pueblo, CO.

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to milwaukee wi").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 53203").
Tonicapollo: good

SmarterChild: Yup!
Tonicapollo: where do i live?
SmarterChild: Your zip code has been set to 81004 and your city to Pueblo, CO.

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
Tonicapollo: very good
SmarterChild: Right?
Tonicapollo: whats my name?
SmarterChild: You are Levi.
Tonicapollo: very good
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
Tonicapollo: well i g2g ok
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
Tonicapollo: bye smarterchild
SmarterChild: Bye bye.

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Spellchequer

eye halve a spelling chequer
it came with my pea sea
it plainly marques four my revue
miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
weather eye am wrong oar write
it shows me strait a weigh.

as soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose bee for two long
and eye can put the error rite
its rare lea ever wrong.

eye have run this poem threw it
i am shore your pleased two no
its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

[letsgoreyes]

i call it lisa.

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-Brian C.