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ABlairican Pie · 08-10-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffySlayer79

I thought Jessica Simpson's presence is a draw for men actually. Or are you not attracted to female artists you don't like musically? Like a lot of guys might hate Jessica or Britney's music but still would wanna boink them, same with Madonna back in the 1980's. So because you don't like Jessica's music, her washing the General Lee in a bikini isn't enticing to you? lol.

I am SOOOOOOOO there.

Dean Winchester · 08-10-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain ABlairica

I am SOOOOOOOO there.

did you see the Daily Show skit where the guy from the show was showing this NAACP guy the clip from Jessica's video in the bikini, and the guy was still acting really hardheaded and humorless over it when the guy was joking about "you know you'd wanna ride shotgun with her"

Come on!!! If you put a "KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE" logo on top of a car and then put Beyonce or Tyra Banks in a bikini and washing the car, even the most hardened offended white person would be "HELL YEA!! HOT MAMA!!!"

ABlairican Pie · 08-10-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffySlayer79

did you see the Daily Show skit where the guy from the show was showing this NAACP guy the clip from Jessica's video in the bikini, and the guy was still acting really hardheaded and humorless over it when the guy was joking about "you know you'd wanna ride shotgun with her"

Come on!!! If you put a "KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE" logo on top of a car and then put Beyonce or Tyra Banks in a bikini and washing the car, even the most hardened offended white person would be "HELL YEA!! HOT MAMA!!!"

BEYONCE AND TYRA??? If yer gonna die, MIGHT AS WELL GO OUT WITH A SMILE!!!!!

Rene · 08-10-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve M.

There's a scene in which Bo and Luke ride through Atlanta in blackface.

youre kidding right?

tvje · 08-10-2005, 08:31 PM

As a white person from New York, I have no emotion connection to the flag one way or the other. But with what happened in the last presidental election, it is clear our nation is devided.

I have a proposal to the south, if you promose not to bring back slavery and segergation, you can have your independence, and you can have our president.

tvje · 08-10-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffySlayer79

did you see the Daily Show skit where the guy from the show was showing this NAACP guy the clip from Jessica's video in the bikini, and the guy was still acting really hardheaded and humorless over it when the guy was joking about "you know you'd wanna ride shotgun with her"

Come on!!! If you put a "KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE" logo on top of a car and then put Beyonce or Tyra Banks in a bikini and washing the car, even the most hardened offended white person would be "HELL YEA!! HOT MAMA!!!"

One difference for the white race, and why someone like Chris Rock is popular with caucation, is white quilt.

Steve M. · 08-10-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffySlayer79

I thought Jessica Simpson's presence is a draw for men actually. Or are you not attracted to female artists you don't like musically?

I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT!!

I never found these three self-important female juvenile deliquents
attractive. You call Jessica attractive? She makes me wanna

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Originally Posted by BuffySlayer79

Like a lot of guys might hate Jessica or Britney's music but still would wanna boink them, same with Madonna back in the 1980's. So because you don't like Jessica's music, her washing the General Lee in a bikini isn't enticing to you? lol.

Ahh, you're not su-PERIOR!

Steve M. · 08-10-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffySlayer79

did you see the Daily Show skit where the guy from the show was showing this NAACP guy the clip from Jessica's video in the bikini, and the guy was still acting really hardheaded and humorless over it when the guy was joking about "you know you'd wanna ride shotgun with her"

Come on!!! If you put a "KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE" logo on top of a car and then put Beyonce or Tyra Banks in a bikini and washing the car, even the most hardened offended white person would be "HELL YEA!! HOT MAMA!!!"

Beyonce who? Oh, that Destiny chick. Never had a thing for her. Tyra Banks? She's actually hot? I don't see it.

BTW, when Beyonce bumped and grinded at a show in front of Grant's Tomb once, some descendants of Civil War veterans - and maybe Stephen Stills - were offended, but a descendant of Grant didn't find it in bad taste. He thought ol' Ulysses S. would have loved it. Don't know about Julia Grant, the missus, who's buried beside her husband.

P.S., Buffy: Cut the superiority complex!

Steve M. · 08-10-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tvje

One difference for the white race, and why someone like Chris Rock is popular with caucation, is white quilt.

White quilt? No, my quilt is blue plaid. Got it at the bedding department at Macy's, I believe.

Steve M. · 08-10-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by darlene_conner

youre kidding right?

I wish I were, but that's what Roger Ebert repooirted in his review. As Ebert - who's married to a black woman - said, how stupid do you have to be to drive through Atlanta in blackface?

I once got offended when I saw a Puerto Rican woman wearing whiteface in NYC and I walked up to her to tell her off- until I realized she was only a mime.

ABlairican Pie · 08-10-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve M.

I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT!!

I never found these three self-important female juvenile deliquents
attractive. You call Jessica attractive? She makes me wanna

HUH???!!!

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, but Jessica Simpson is GORGEOUS!!!!

Or do you find her less so because of the hype around her?

Steve M. · 08-10-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain ABlairica

HUH???!!!

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, but Jessica Simpson is GORGEOUS!!!!

Or do you find her less so because of the hype around her?

Maybe that's it, plus the fact that she's so

in' STOO-pid!

ABlairican Pie · 08-10-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve M.

I wish I were, but that's what Roger Ebert repooirted in his review. As Ebert - who's married to a black woman - said, how stupid do you have to be to drive through Atlanta in blackface?

I once got offended when I saw a Puerto Rican woman wearing whiteface in NYC and I walked up to her to tell her off- until I realized she was only a mime.

And I guess it makes it almost makes about as much sense as driving through Compton with airbrushed illustrations of Trent Lott, Strom Thurmond, and David Duke painted on your pickup, which cranking "Sweet Home Alabama" up to 11 on your boom car stereo, loud enough to rattle everyone's windows!!

Steve M. · 08-10-2005, 09:28 PM

And don't ever, ever walk into a soul food joint dressed in a yachting uniform with a boombox playing Brooks and Dunn - or try to pay your bill with Canadian money!

TripperFan · 08-10-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BuffySlayer79

I thought Jessica Simpson's presence is a draw for men actually. Or are you not attracted to female artists you don't like musically? Like a lot of guys might hate Jessica or Britney's music but still would wanna boink them, same with Madonna back in the 1980's. So because you don't like Jessica's music, her washing the General Lee in a bikini isn't enticing to you? lol.

I agree John - just like the original - it was all geared for guys mainly - fast, suped-up cars, the law and a beautiful woman.

Hell - I'm hetro female, but if seeing Jessica in a bikini washing that car doesn't do it for most hetro guys at least, they gotta be dead!

And really, she ISN'T as dopey as they let on - she plays that up a bit - so did Marilyn Monroe - its less "threatening".

08-10-2005, 08:31 PM	#20
tvje Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 26, 2002 Posts: 1,402	As a white person from New York, I have no emotion connection to the flag one way or the other. But with what happened in the last presidental election, it is clear our nation is devided. I have a proposal to the south, if you promose not to bring back slavery and segergation, you can have your independence, and you can have our president.
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08-10-2005, 09:28 PM	#29
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	And don't ever, ever walk into a soul food joint dressed in a yachting uniform with a boombox playing Brooks and Dunn - or try to pay your bill with Canadian money!