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Moonlight Lady · 08-08-2005, 07:31 PM

"Hey you sexy thang, open the door and your heart and let the love in" Jill opened the door and laughed in Barry's face. "Is that the best you can do with that stupid pathetic line.?" He just smiled at her batting his eyelashes.
"You opened the door didn't you? So I guess it's not so stupid, by the way, i'm Barry." She looked him over and said "Yeah, I guess you'll do." She yanked him into the bedroom.

Mikado · 08-12-2005, 02:02 PM

Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said "Youre an ugly woman". To which She replied. "Look in a mirror lately honey?" his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend Joy, slapped her across the face and kicked her in the crotch, causing the cheddar cheese to fly out of her pants. Bill who had to change his name to Jill, got really mad and screamed "Get out of my house you slut!" and locked herself in the bedroom. Unfortunately for Joy, her NEW love, Barry, had suddenly, and totally fallen for Bi....Jill...he went to the bedroom door , and knocked softly...."Hey you sexy thang, open the door and your heart and let the love in" Jill opened the door and laughed in Barry's face. "Is that the best you can do with that stupid pathetic line.?" He just smiled at her batting his eyelashes.
"You opened the door didn't you? So I guess it's not so stupid, by the way, i'm Barry." She looked him over and said "Yeah, I guess you'll do." She yanked him into the bedroom. Poor Joy stood there, mouth wide open in shock as the sounds coming from the room told her that shed just lost her new man, to her old man ( now a woman ), she felt all alone in the world, and knew she couldnt go on; but, shed brought it on herself, and had no one else to blame. She walked behind the house, into the alley and used the magic cheese to turn herself into the one thing SHE had always really wanted to be......

Moonlight Lady · 08-18-2005, 02:50 PM

Bill woke up.
Walk over to the window
Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..."
and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was *~*~*magic cheese~*~*~*Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said "Youre an ugly woman". To which She replied. "Look in a mirror lately honey?" his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend Joy, slapped her across the face and kicked her in the crotch, causing the cheddar cheese to fly out of her pants. Bill who had to change his name to Jill, got really mad and screamed "Get out of my house you slut!" and locked herself in the bedroom. Unfortunately for Joy, her NEW love, Barry, had suddenly, and totally fallen for Bi....Jill...he went to the bedroom door , and knocked softly...."Hey you sexy thang, open the door and your heart and let the love in" Jill opened the door and laughed in Barry's face. "Is that the best you can do with that stupid pathetic line.?" He just smiled at her batting his eyelashes.
"You opened the door didn't you? So I guess it's not so stupid, by the way, i'm Barry." She looked him over and said "Yeah, I guess you'll do." She yanked him into the bedroom. Poor Joy stood there, mouth wide open in shock as the sounds coming from the room told her that shed just lost her new man, to her old man ( now a woman ), she felt all alone in the world, and knew she couldnt go on; but, shed brought it on herself, and had no one else to blame. She walked behind the house, into the alley and used the magic cheese to turn herself into the one thing SHE had always really wanted to be......

Mrs. Butterworth, that's right, Joy always wanted to be the syrup lady. The magic backfired and she immediately transformed into Leona Helmsley.

Everybody who encountered Joy, really didn't like her. They went out of their way to avoid her. Even flies bugs left her alone. She took out her magic cheddar cheese and used it to make herself a really nice person. The Fairy Cheesemother appeared.

08-08-2005, 07:31 PM	#16
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	"Hey you sexy thang, open the door and your heart and let the love in" Jill opened the door and laughed in Barry's face. "Is that the best you can do with that stupid pathetic line.?" He just smiled at her batting his eyelashes. "You opened the door didn't you? So I guess it's not so stupid, by the way, i'm Barry." She looked him over and said "Yeah, I guess you'll do." She yanked him into the bedroom.
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08-12-2005, 02:02 PM	#17
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Bill woke up. Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was ~~magic cheese~~~Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said "Youre an ugly woman". To which She replied. "Look in a mirror lately honey?" his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend Joy, slapped her across the face and kicked her in the crotch, causing the cheddar cheese to fly out of her pants. Bill who had to change his name to Jill, got really mad and screamed "Get out of my house you slut!" and locked herself in the bedroom. Unfortunately for Joy, her NEW love, Barry, had suddenly, and totally fallen for Bi....Jill...he went to the bedroom door , and knocked softly...."Hey you sexy thang, open the door and your heart and let the love in" Jill opened the door and laughed in Barry's face. "Is that the best you can do with that stupid pathetic line.?" He just smiled at her batting his eyelashes. "You opened the door didn't you? So I guess it's not so stupid, by the way, i'm Barry." She looked him over and said "Yeah, I guess you'll do." She yanked him into the bedroom. Poor Joy stood there, mouth wide open in shock as the sounds coming from the room told her that shed just lost her new man, to her old man ( now a woman ), she felt all alone in the world, and knew she couldnt go on; but, shed brought it on herself, and had no one else to blame. She walked behind the house, into the alley and used the magic cheese to turn herself into the one thing SHE had always really wanted to be......

08-18-2005, 02:50 PM	#18
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	Bill woke up. Walk over to the window Pulled back the drapes and wonder if he should go to the store and buy some cheese. Just then Bill's girlfriend walks in....with another man. Bill screams, "What the..." and drops the cheese......down his pants. It felt so good that he got more cheese. But it wasnt the regular ole' cheddar cheese.This cheese was ~~magic cheese~~~Suddenly, in front of the woman he loved and a perfect stranger, Bill changed, magically transformed!!!! Into, a woman, and she said: OMG...my dream has come true, thank you magic cheese...his ( or should that be her? ) soon-to-be ex GF looked at him ( her? ) and said "Youre an ugly woman". To which She replied. "Look in a mirror lately honey?" his soon-to-be-ex girlfriend Joy, slapped her across the face and kicked her in the crotch, causing the cheddar cheese to fly out of her pants. Bill who had to change his name to Jill, got really mad and screamed "Get out of my house you slut!" and locked herself in the bedroom. Unfortunately for Joy, her NEW love, Barry, had suddenly, and totally fallen for Bi....Jill...he went to the bedroom door , and knocked softly...."Hey you sexy thang, open the door and your heart and let the love in" Jill opened the door and laughed in Barry's face. "Is that the best you can do with that stupid pathetic line.?" He just smiled at her batting his eyelashes. "You opened the door didn't you? So I guess it's not so stupid, by the way, i'm Barry." She looked him over and said "Yeah, I guess you'll do." She yanked him into the bedroom. Poor Joy stood there, mouth wide open in shock as the sounds coming from the room told her that shed just lost her new man, to her old man ( now a woman ), she felt all alone in the world, and knew she couldnt go on; but, shed brought it on herself, and had no one else to blame. She walked behind the house, into the alley and used the magic cheese to turn herself into the one thing SHE had always really wanted to be...... Mrs. Butterworth, that's right, Joy always wanted to be the syrup lady. The magic backfired and she immediately transformed into Leona Helmsley. Everybody who encountered Joy, really didn't like her. They went out of their way to avoid her. Even flies bugs left her alone. She took out her magic cheddar cheese and used it to make herself a really nice person. The Fairy Cheesemother appeared.