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G-Force Glockstar · 04-04-2005, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mijada

This isn't a joke but when I was in Elementary School the boys used to have this saying "Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars" A few years ago my nephew said that too me thinking I had never heard it before. I just laughed and told him how old that saying was.

Yeah, and there was another saying "Girls go to college to get more knoledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

Belair · 04-05-2005, 07:44 AM

The one I heard is Girls go to Mars to get more bras,and boys go to jupiter to more stupider.

Heres one I like.
Whats the difference between Brocolli and Snot?

Kids wont eat brocolli.

And,What do you find up a clean nose?
Fingerprints

G-Force Glockstar · 04-05-2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fresh Princess of Belair

Heres one I like.
Whats the difference between Brocolli and Snot?

Kids wont eat brocolli.

And,What do you find up a clean nose?
Fingerprints

Nasty

04-05-2005, 07:44 AM	#17
Belair Back@SO&Loveit! Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 13, 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 5,925	The one I heard is Girls go to Mars to get more bras,and boys go to jupiter to more stupider. Heres one I like. Whats the difference between Brocolli and Snot? Kids wont eat brocolli. And,What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
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