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[katiekat]

I don't have the whole song written, but I have the chorus of Spice Girls song "Wannabe" finished...

If you wanna be my plumber
Ya gotta get a monkey wrench
Fixin pipes forever
Flooding never ends...

[Steve M.]

"We Will Mock You"

(a parody of "We Will Rock You" by Queen)

Honey you're a babe
A model babe now
Posing in the streets
Gonna make a bad film some day
You got rouge on your face
Big disgrace
Waving your purse all over the place

We will, we will mock you!
We will, we will mock you!

Buddy you're a mime
You're a street mime
Trapped inside a box
Gonna go to see France some day
You got white on your face
Big disgrace
Pulling your rope all over the place.

We will, we will mock you!
Sing it!
We will, we will mock you!

Buddy you're a clown
In a clown car
Playing with balloons
Gonna hit the big top some day
You got pie in your face
Big disgrace
Somebody'd better squirt whipped cream in that space!

We will, we will mock you!
Sing it!
We will, we will mock you!
Everybody, we will, we will mock you!
Umm, we will, we will mock you!



Ubba gubba!

[Ohio8]

Olga the Spider (parody of The Who's "Boris the Spider")

look who's crawling up my wall,
yellow grren or brown and kind of small.
now she's up above my head,
makes a tent of amny threads.

Olga the spider.
Olga the spider.

now she's dropped down to the floor,
passed my head-- got scared for sure.
maybe she's as scared as me.
where's she gone to? -- I can't see.

Olga the spider.
Olga the spider.

creepy crawly,
creepy-crawly.
creepycrawlycreepycrawly (etc.)

there she is, in a corner of a wall.
doesn't seem to move at all
perhaps she's dead I'll just make sure
I'll stand on a kitchen chair.

Olga the spider.
Olga the spider.

creepy.....crawly (etc.)

she's come to a sticky end
made sure she'll never mend.
no more crawlin' 'round at all:
squashed her against the wall.

Olga the spider.
Olga the spider.

[Cactus Jack]

Great ones!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Steve M.
Pudding On a Ritz

(a parody of "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Irving Berlin)

If you're hungry and you don't
Know what to eat
Why don't you treat yourself to this -
Pudding on a Ritz

Creamy chocolate or vanilla
On a wafer, for the fellas
It's delish,
Pudding on a Ritz!

Better than grape jelly on a biscuit,
Sure beats tapioca on a Triscuit
Don't you risk it!

Come let's have some butterscotch
On a cracker, it's top notch
The perfect fit,
PUDDING ON A RITZ!

Better than an Oreo with spiced lox,
Sure beats Dijon mustard on a Hydrox
From the icebox!

So-

If you're hungry and you don't
Know what to eat
Why don't you try the latest dish. . . .
PUDDING ON A RITZ!!!!!!!

Thats awesome!

[Cactus Jack]

More

Ben and J. Lo Song
( parody of "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppilin )
Two, three, four.

Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Let me tell ya bout Ben and J. Lo
The 2003 couple most overexposed

Their movie Gigli bombed
But that didn't stop this here couple
They had planned a wedding then postponed it
Splitsville, they are coming

Ben was caught in a casino by her
Then they had that wedding postponed

Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Let me tell ya bout Ben and J. Lo
The 2003 couple most overexposed

WE know J. Lo is a Yankees fan
Ben is a fan of the Red Sox
Then J.Lo had a Lingerie line
They're so overexposed

Ben was caught in a casino by her
Then they had that wedding postponed

So they better stop
And make a decision
To get make their second marriage attempt work
Might stop all the gossip

Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ah hah hah hah hah hah.

Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.

[Cactus Jack]

Biggie Mac
( parody of "Maniac" by Micheal Sembello )
Just a fast food girl on a saturday night, lookin' for a burger and fries
Goes to Burger King even McDonalds, for it she's just crazy

She eats burgers till the cheese makes her fart , always loving her fries
She has danced into the danger zone, when a dancer becomes a dance

She loves it like her life, has them all the time
She loved any food with pickles and meat

She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac , with ketchup
And she eats it like she's never done before
She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac, with pickles
And eats it when she goes McDonald's

She does it with quite sanity, but all of the time you see
She loves having whoppers, and any burger, also loves tacos
She even likes Kentucky Fried Chicken, eats her Wendy's when she drives, and she loves fries from Burger King
She eats it whenever she gets a chance
Eats her burger and fries

She's just loves buns with meat , lettuce, pickles and mustard
Has everything on them except the mayonnaise

She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac , with ketchup
And she eats it like she's never done before
She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac, with pickles
And eats it when she goes McDonald's

[Solo]


She loves it like her life, has them all the time
She loved any food with pickles and meat

She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac , with ketchup
And she eats it like she's never done before
She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac, with pickles
And eats it when she goes McDonald's

[repeats out]

[Cactus Jack]

Billy Ordered a Gyro
(parody of "Billy Don't Be a Hero" by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods )
The bakers served some food at the deli
There was a big huge lengthy line
In the middle right there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and have a bite
And when it his turn to order
He ordered a big sandwich
From where I stood, I heard what he ordered
And then he got it right away

Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

The bakers then wrapped up his sandwich
The gyro was wrapped all around
Then every bite was in a wrapping
I bet he will son here get round
Then he ate every single bite up
To sign a check he used a pen
And Billy decided to open a restraunt
That sells each and every bread
For bread
Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

I heard his restraunt got some good reviews
After it was open for one day
Billy served some rye and some gyros
And roast beef with salami
The customers would eat away

[Cactus Jack]

Boyardee
(parody of "Jeapordy" by Greg Kihn Band )

Oh Oh Oh Oh

Was outside, cooking out on the grill
Making a barbecue
With some met, maybe burgers
Or some beef or steak now

With some barbecue sauce and some fries
I could cook it all night
I would not give, any hunger
And right now I'll tell you why

Cause I'm Chef Boyardee, baby, ooh
Cause I'm Chef Boyardee , baby, ooh

Well I know, I am most known for
For appearing on cans
Of ravioli, and macaroni now
Of all you could think
All the stuff, that I appear on
Everyone likes right now
I could fix Rice a Roni
But Im cooking pasta now, yeah yeah


Cause I'm Chef Boyardee, baby, ooh
Cause I'm Chef Boyardee , baby, ooh


All the stuff, that I appear on
Everyone likes right now
I could fix Rice a Roni
But Im cooking pasta now, yeah yeah



Cause I'm Chef Boyardee, baby, ooh
Cause I'm Chef Boyardee , baby, ooh

[Cactus Jack]

Brady Bunchian Rhapsody
( parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)
Here is the story
Of a lovely lady
Her name is Carol
And her is blonde
She was bringing, up three very lovely girls
Youngest was in curls you see
They all had hair of, gold like their mother
As I said that, youngest one,
She was a, girl in curls
Anyway their names are
Marcia , Jan and also Cindy, Cindy

Carol, then met a man
Mike was that guy's name
A widower, named Brady
Carol, met him one day
But he also raised three boys , hair all the same
Carol, ooh, then married this Brady guy
His three boys and him we're then all alone
Their names are, their names are , Peter , Greg and Bobby

Then they, got married
When the lady and fellow met
They knew that there just was
Oh yes, there was, more than a hunch
That this group would soon form a family
That's the way, they became the Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch, Brady Bunch and housekeeper

Those three little girls also had a cat
The three boys, the three boys, had a pup named Tiger
Alice their housekeeper
There was nine of them , yeah
(Carol Brady) Carol Brady
(Peter Brady) Bobby Brady
(Mike Brady and that Alice) Oh Alice, oh!
Those three boys and girls made up the family
There were 9 people in the whole family
If you count the dog, then that would make 10
Did Marcia with a ball, get hit in the nose?
Oh Marcia! Yes, she got hit in the nose
(Oh my nose!) Oh Marcia!
She got hit in the nose
(Don't play ball) In the house!
Because you broke that vase
(We will have ) Porkchops and applesauce
(A slumber) Marcia had one time
(Brady Bunch ), Ah
Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch
(Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia)
Marcia Marcia Brady
Jan Brady once wore a big black afro wig
A wig, A WIG!!!!!

Well, this show just ran for seasons of five
The last season, everyone had big hair
Oh, Bradys, people just love ya Bradys!
All nine of ya'll, this is your song right here

Housekeeper named Alice, and the 9 Bradys
A dog that's named Tiger
They never stop the reruns, oh no

Off Jan Brady's wig blows



Here's the one where some of it is revised :
Here is the story
Of a lovely lady
Her name is Carol
And she's blonde as a blonde can be
She was bring-ing, up very lovely girls three
They all had hair of
Gold like their mom you see
And the youngest one,
Little girl,
Her gold hair,
Was in curls
Anyway their names are
Marcia , Jan and also Cindy, Cindy

Carol, then met a man
Mike was that guy's name
A widower, named Brady
Carol, met him one day
But he also raised three boys , hair all the same
Carol, oooh
Mar-ried this Brady guy
No longer were he and his three boys a-lone
Their names are
Their names are
Peter, Greg, and Bobby Brady"

Then they, got married
When the lady and fellow met
They knew that there just was
Oh yes, there was, more than a hunch
That this group would soon form a family
That's the way, they became the Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch, Brady Bunch and housekeeper

Those three little girls also had a cat
The three boys, the three boys, had a pup named Tiger
Alice their housekeeper
There was nine of them , yeah
(Carol Brady) Carol Brady
(Peter Brady) Bobby Brady
(Mike Brady and that Alice) Oh Alice, oh!
Those three boys and girls made up the family
There were 9 people in the whole family
If you count the dog, then that would make 10
Did Marcia with a ball, get hit in the nose?
Oh Marcia! Yes, she got hit in the nose
(Oh my nose!) Oh Marcia!
She got hit in the nose
(Don't play ball) In the house!
Because you broke that vase
(We will have ) Porkchops and applesauce
(A slumber) Marcia had one time
(Brady Bunch ), Ah
Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch
(Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia)
Marcia Marcia Brady
Jan Brady once wore a big black afro wig
A wig, A WIG!!!!!

Well, this show just ran for seasons of five
The last season, everyone had big hair
Oh, Bradys, people just love ya Bradys!
All nine of ya'll, this is your song right here

Housekeeper named Alice, and the 9 Bradys
A dog that's named Tiger
They never stop the reruns, oh no

Off Jan Brady's wig blows

[Cactus Jack]

Burger Grillin' Boogie

( parody of "Baby Sittin Boogie" by Buzz Clifford )
(Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that's thats,good-good-good-good)

My hamburger sits upon a shiny grill
Im gonna grill the burger, so I can eat it
Im gonna grill and when the grill gets hot
It does go (*sizzling noises*)

Ill cook it for a while with the sauce
The kind of sauce it is, is barbecue
And the way I do it I cant go wrong
I just dont (let it grill all day)

I cant flip a burger with my own two feet
Some french fries are cookin along with the meat
The fries are made from taters, mighty sweet
Tater tots ( go-go-grill-that-bur-ger-now-now)

It's gonna be a very yummy burger now
You know I defrosted it all on the stove
And don't forget he's eveybody´s pride and joy
When he goes (ooo-ah-ge-he)

(Yo-a-ah-ah)

(La-da,la-da,la-da)

Yes we are about to have a barbecue
What you want it will be grilled for you
This burger'll be the hippest of the BBQ
And they'll go (Mmm man , that's yummy)

I grilled and I grilled while stove was on
No one shall eat, till the burger's done
When they eat we put it on a bun
(The bun, yes its rye)
(Oh rye a gyro, gyro)

And when the burger's waiting just to be all done
Everyone's hungry and yes its fun
When the burger's done so are the fries
The chef and cook they say (Burger, Burger, Burger's)
Aaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll done

[Cactus Jack]

California Gov.
(parody of "California Girls" by the Beach Boys )

Well he's made a lot of movies
Big muscles is what he wears
Ya cant understand him when he talks
But he's the governor there

Since August ,he campaigned every day and night
And in November he was elected
And he made a big speech then

Now Arnold is of gov of California
Yes, he's now gov of California
Yes, Arnold now is California Gov.

Has lots of movies and famous lines
Like "Ill be back" and "Hasta la vista, baby"
He is now the governator
After running in the total recall election

He's a big star in Hollywood
Even was out with all kinda girls
He was even once Mr. Universe
And he did Conan the Barbarian and more famous ones

Now Arnold is of gov of California
Yes, he's now gov of California
Yes, Arnold now is California Gov.

Yes, Arnolds' gov. Of California
(Gov. Gov. Gov yeah he's the)

Yes, Arnolds' gov. Of California
(Gov. Gov. Gov yeah he's the )

Yes, Arnolds' gov. Of California
(Gov. Gov. Gov yeah he's the )

Yes, Arnolds' gov. Of California
(Gov. Gov. Gov yeah he's the )

[Cactus Jack]

Cheese
( parody of "Grease" by Frankie Valli )

When I am hungry, I go out of the house
And get something at the near grocery store
There ain't no lying that it aint to far
Even though it might be a food that makes us all fart

Cheese is the word
I love to have it, even in the rain
Its just one of my favorite foods, no it aint a shame
I have it with bologna, and a burger with fries
I stop and don't eat it when ive got a banana to peel

Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating

We take the wrapping and throw it away
Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way
There is a chance that we can eat till we fart
We start believing now
But lets have some right now

Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating

There so many kinds of it
So much its sparking a confusion
But I like every kind

We take the wrapping and throw it away
Eating with the wrapper, its not what I do no way
There is a chance that we can eat till we fart
We start believing now
But lets have some right now


Cheese is the word
It's so good, and its what Im eating
Cheese is the food, on the plate, in this notion
Cheese is just what we are eating


Cherse is the word
Is the word
Is the word
Is the word

[Cactus Jack]

Chicken to Hide
( parody of "Ticket to Ride" by The Beatles )
I think I'm gonna go mad
This chicken's a nut, yeah
The girl that's the owner of it
Keeps carrying it around
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.

The chicken just drives me crazy
Spins round and round yeah.
He sure what I will eat
When she gets it ground
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.


I don't know why I'm so out of my mind
See this bird all the time
She ought to make it meat
Her bird goes "BAWK!" IN MY EARS ALL THE TIME!
It lays eggs all the time
She ought to keep it in the barn

I think I'm gonna go mad
This chicken's a nut, yeah
The girl that's the owner of it
Keeps carrying it
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.

But she don't care.

I don't know why I'm so out of my mind
See this bird all the time
She ought to make it meat
Her bird goes "BAWK!" IN MY EARS ALL THE TIME!
It lays eggs all the time
She ought to keep it in the barn.

She said that it will be meat
I'm so happy now , yeah.
Now she agrees with me
Wwhen it was around
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
She's got a chicken to hide,
But she don't care.


Bird got in my hair,.bird got in my hair
Bird got in my hair,.bird got in my hair

[Cactus Jack]

Cold In Here
(parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly )
Cold in
So cold in here
So cold in, eh oh
Got a little bit of brr brr
And a little bit of rr rr
Got a little bit of brr brr
And a little bit of rr rr

It was like, good gracious, cold as a glacier
Snowy glaciers, tryin to get warmer
Better put on a coat before I go and freeze (its cold)
Snot's frozen in my nose, hope I don't sneeze
Snot is frozen, its so cold and, oh
Icicles come out when im sneezin
Feel like, Im locked in about four freezers
But its not so cold no ones wheezin'
Its not boiling, more like freezing, too much of the cold breezing;
Just go look at the thermometer
The temprature lower than 24
Its actually 20 degrees but it feels like negative five
Its been this cold all day now, its gonna be like this all afternoon
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Its not hot, so why are you wearing sandals?
Please don't start a winter clothes scandal
Youre not in gym so whats with the jockstrap?
Wear a sweater, long pants , boots and cap
Its so freakin' cold its almost insipid
A bit better than being too humid
In here I fell like a snowman
Like Frosty or any other snowman
Whoa, freezin' it's cold up in this place
I fell like I just locked myself in the fridge
Ive almost got a frozen sandwich
In here its about too cold
Im freezing and Im freezing, and its gonna get old
Glad my nose isn't running like a glacier mold
I hope it doesn't get clogged
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Mix a little bit a brr brr
With a little bit a rr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Give a little bit a brr brr
Wit' a little bit a rrr rrr
Make your nose clogged up
With a little bit of the rrr
And a sprinkle a that brr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Don't like it when it's cold cold
I hope it gets warm warm
Oh I feel like a glacier
Should lock you in the big freezer? (What?)
I'm just kiddin' doggone it (Oh)
Unless wanna do it
Extra, extra, spread the news
Its gonna get warmer in the future I hope soon
If its doesn't then we're totally screwed
Get the darn heater out of the bathroom
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
(I said)
It's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Oh it's really cold in here (so cold)
Put on your winter clothes
It is so very cold
(uh uh uh uh)
Im freezing my snowballs off
Yeah yeah come on
Mix a little bit a brr brr
With a little bit a rr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Give a little bit a brr brr
Wit' a little bit a rrr rrr
Make your nose clogged up
With a little bit of the rrr
And a sprinkle a that brr rr
Make you wanna freeze up
Don't like it when it's cold cold
I hope it gets warm warm
COLD!