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Old 02-24-2004, 08:42 PM   #136
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Pregnant women and hormones......ah, the joys of life. Poor Nate! That was so wonderful! Post more soon!
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Haha, how does it feel to get a new page, Rasa?
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Old 03-01-2004, 04:14 PM   #139
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Whoohooo!!!!! A new reader! This post is for the newbie!!

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Then his cell rang.

“Basso”

“Hey Nate,What are ya doing tonight?”he heard Teddy’s voice.

“I think I’m gonna find some nice dark hole to hide in and stick there all evening.Wanna join me?”Nate said sarcastically.

“Well I was thinking we could go drink some booze but as I see now it’s not such a good idea.What happened?”Teddy asked.He assumed it was something with CD and Jinny.So Nate told the whole story and invited Teddy over to his house. He really didn’t want to be alone with two pregnant women.

When Teddy arrived he immediately went upstairs and knocked to the bedrooms door.

“Get the hell outta here you bastard!” he heard Jin’s voice.

“I missed you too honey”Teddy shouted and rolled his eyes.

Then the door opened and he was dragged into the room.CD was sitting on the bed with her eyes all red, and Jin sat down beside her.

“Can I ask you a question?”CD asked annoyed.

“Yea,sure.What do ya wanna know?”Teddy got the feeling that this wasn’t good.

“Why are all the men jerks.I mean,they act like senseless pigs and then ask you what’s wrong?!?” by the time CD stopped speaking, she was standing in front of him and waving her hands.

“So you’re saying I’m a pig and a jerk?”Teddy was a little annoyed.

“YES! That’s exactly what I meant!”CD shouted at him. She didn’t really know why she was doing that, she just knew she had to yell at someone.
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“Excuse me! I didn’t nothing wrong! Why are you acting like a bitch here?!” Teddy yelled angry and earned a smack across his face. Jinny then shoved him out of the room,telling him that she would be spending the night at CD’s and that he and his macho friend (meaning Nate) could get out of the house and spend the night wherever they wanted to. So the two men decided to go to the bar and have a drink or two. They were drinking and swearing at the women race, and by the end of the night they were both so drunk that could barely stand on their foot.

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Old 03-01-2004, 04:36 PM   #140
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LMAO that was soo funny! More!!!!
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Old 03-01-2004, 08:34 PM   #141
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WAHOO!!!!!!!!! That was great!!! Poor Nate and Teddy tho!!! LOL, can't wait for more!!!!
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WAHOO!!!!!!!!! That was great!!! Poor Nate and Teddy tho!!! LOL, can't wait for more!!!!
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