Zack Tripper & Jo Cross Over

[Chain Gang Member]

Jack:Zack where have you been?

Zack:I was told to take a paid vacation since I was starting to act out at work because my last 3 girlfriends dumping me started causing me to lose it.

Terri:Yeah but for 3 months?

Zack:Well I enjoyed England a lot.

Larry: Did you bring anything back?

Zack:You sound like a little kid,but I didn't come back empty handed.(opens the door and brings in Joe) Meet Meet my new girlfriend Jo.

Jo:Hello

Janet:Well that explains why the trip was so long.

Jack:So how did you two meet?

Zack:I was in this pub called The Mucky Duck.It's kind of like The Regal Beagle except with a different name.I was down because of being dumped.

Jo:And I was down because of my former flatmates moving on with their lives and leaving me behind.

Zack:So we started talking and started spending time together after realizing we have things in common

Jo:For one thing,I had to survive on my own after people I cared about left me behind

Zack:Just like I have since I was 16.

Jo:And Zack spent most of his life doing the same thing,it made me realize that I can do it as well with someone to influence me.

Zack:She also lived in a similar situation as you 3 right now.

Janet:What's that?

Jo:I lived in a flat where it was 2 girls and a guy where we had to convince our landlord to allow him to live with us by convincing him that he was a poof.

Jack:A what?

Zack:That he's into men.

Terri:I guess the reason he stayed in England longer is to help you get settled

Jo:That and we started to mutter.

Janet:Mutter?

Zack:Let's just say by the end of the month,I was a mutter boat.

Larry:Wow Zack.After you talk about me & Jack with many girls,you just can't stop.

Zack:Larry the difference is Jo being beautiful isn't the only thing about her that made me fall for her.

Larry:Whatever you say.

Jo:Your name is Larry?

Larry:Yeah.What's that supposed to mean.?
Jo:That makes sense since you remind me of a guy named Larry I know.

Zack:Well we gotta go to my apartment and so she'll know where she's staying.

Jo:Bye (leaves)

All:Bye

Jack:So what do you think of the latest fling?

Terri:Latest fling?

Larry:Well you have to admit that Zack's relationships don't last that long.

Janet:Not to mention that our apartment looks like an earthquake when they take it to the next level

Jack:We've got to end it before she hurts him.

(End Of Scene)

Jo:Zack.

Zack:Yes Jo

Jo:I have this funny feeling that your friends don't like me.

Zack:What makes you think that?

Jo:Well when I walked in the apartment,they looked at me weird.

Zack:Maybe your beauty took their breath away.

Jo:Maybe or they think I'm just another girl passing through.

Zack:Jo you came into my life when I never thought I'd love again.That's all that matters to me (kisses her)

Jo:I guess you're right and it's not like it's any different from the flat where me & my flatmates lived in.

(doorbell rings)

Furley:Hey Zack.I'm here to fix the shower head you broke...again.(looks at Jo and back at Zack) Don't you ever stop?

Jo:This your landlord?

Furley:Well I'm technically the manager,but would be if something happened to him,his wife,his kids,and his mangy dog.

Jo:Well I guess everything isn't so similar.

Zack:Mr.Furley can you start on the shower head?

Furley:Fine but will be careful next time?I'm not rich.These things cost 50 cents a piece(goes in the bathroom)

(knock on the door)

Zack:it's open Larry.

Larry:I just wanted to let you know my sister is in town and wants you back.

Zack:Well tell her that she shouldn't have dumped me

Larry: Damn.(leaves)

Terri:Zack I wanted to tell you that Zoey wants you back.

Zack:Let her know that I've moved on

Terri:Shoot (leaves)

Janet:Zack I wanted to tell you Cindy is calling for you and not just for closure

Zack:I'm not interested.

Janet:Seriously?(leaves)

Jack:Zack

Zack::Jack just leave.I don't want to hear another word from any of you today!

Jack:Fine (leaves)

Zack:Finally they're all gone

Furley:Hey Zack

Zack:You leave as well Mr.Furley!

Furley:I just wanted to let you know the shower head is fixed.You didn't have to be so rude.(leave) Damn it!

Jo:It seems I should be going as well.

Zack:Jo you just got here.

Jo:I know and I really do like you,but it might be too difficult if I have to deal with this all of the time.Goodbye (kisses him and leaves)

Zack:

(End Of Scene)

Zack What is wrong with all of you?

Jack:You seem upset

Zack:I need to know if there's a bell that goes off whenever I'm happy with someone?

Larry:We just didn't want to see you getting hurt again.

Zack:I once again meet a beautiful woman who won't send me to the free clinic like you guys go to every week and you mess it up for me AGAIN.

Jack:I don't know how to make it up to you.

Zack:You could if only I knew where Jo was.

Janet: (coming in) Zack if you were home,Terri & I had a surprise to make it up to you

Zack:That would've been great,but I'm not in the mood right now.

Terri:That's not what she meant.

(Jo enters)

Zack:Jo!

Jo:Hey Zack (kisses him)

Zack:I thought you left.

Jo:I stopped at that Regal Beagle place and Janet & Terri came in as the bartender had nothing but good things to say about you....except the part where you lose control when you're in love with a woman.So I came along with them back here to let you know I plan on staying here longer because I wanna be with you.

Zack:Well I'll take you back to my apartment since you left your stuff there

Jo:I guess I was meant to come back(they leave)

Jack:Well that was a good thing you girls did.

Terri:I guess it was the right move

(they hear smashing sounds)

Janet:Not again.

Larry:Well look on the bright side.

Jack:What bright side?

Larry:At least he's not doing that with my sister.

END