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stevea · 07-25-2026, 08:16 PM

Vamoose, Juice, I'm settin' ya loose.

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-25-2026, 08:33 PM

Knock him to the floor, Eleanor.

Zoneboy · 07-25-2026, 09:10 PM

Duck into the alley, Sally.
Hide behind a door, Lenore.
Climb up a tree, Dee.

opus · 07-25-2026, 10:36 PM

Give him a Fever like Johnny, Bonnie

MA · 07-26-2026, 08:02 AM

Hop on a train, Jane.

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-26-2026, 07:33 PM

Hop on your boat in a lake, Jake.

stevea · 07-26-2026, 08:00 PM

Say "leaving on a jet plane," Jane.

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-26-2026, 09:06 PM

Fall for his sister, Callista.

opus · 07-26-2026, 09:58 PM

Just get up and go, Moe

Tell her you don’t want to marry, Larry

Act mean and surly, Curly

opus · 07-26-2026, 10:24 PM

Put poison in his juicy, Lucy

Make your escape very tricky, Ricky

Pretend you’re dead, Fred

Contaminate him with methyl, Ethel

MA · 07-27-2026, 08:43 AM

Catch the next flight, Dwight

Zoneboy · 07-27-2026, 12:23 PM

Exit stage left, Jeff.
Call a Lyft, Biff.
Walk along the tracks, Max

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-27-2026, 01:56 PM

Just tell her to go, Jericho.

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-27-2026, 01:58 PM

Leave her high and dry, Levi.

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-27-2026, 01:59 PM

Just get gone, John.

07-26-2026, 08:02 AM	#50
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,908	Hop on a train, Jane.
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07-25-2026, 08:16 PM	#46
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,109	Vamoose, Juice, I'm settin' ya loose.

07-25-2026, 08:33 PM	#47
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,861	Knock him to the floor, Eleanor.

07-25-2026, 09:10 PM	#48
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,483	Duck into the alley, Sally. Hide behind a door, Lenore. Climb up a tree, Dee.

07-25-2026, 10:36 PM	#49
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,794	Give him a Fever like Johnny, Bonnie

07-26-2026, 07:33 PM	#51
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,861	Hop on your boat in a lake, Jake.

07-26-2026, 08:00 PM	#52
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 45,109	Say "leaving on a jet plane," Jane.

07-26-2026, 09:06 PM	#53
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,861	Fall for his sister, Callista.

07-26-2026, 09:58 PM	#54
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,794	Just get up and go, Moe Tell her you don’t want to marry, Larry Act mean and surly, Curly

07-26-2026, 10:24 PM	#55
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,794	Put poison in his juicy, Lucy Make your escape very tricky, Ricky Pretend you’re dead, Fred Contaminate him with methyl, Ethel

07-27-2026, 08:43 AM	#56
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,908	Catch the next flight, Dwight

07-27-2026, 12:23 PM	#57
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,483	Exit stage left, Jeff. Call a Lyft, Biff. Walk along the tracks, Max

07-27-2026, 01:56 PM	#58
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,861	Just tell her to go, Jericho.

07-27-2026, 01:58 PM	#59
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,861	Leave her high and dry, Levi.

07-27-2026, 01:59 PM	#60
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,861	Just get gone, John.