Honeymooners TV Schedule - Page 13 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 06-11-2026, 11:26 AM

honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. June 14, 2026 12a (also Mon. June 22, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?"

12:30a (also Mon. June 22, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin.

Sun. June 21, 2026 12a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

12:30a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 15, 2026 1a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck.

1:30a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Sat. June 13, 2026 2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches.

Tue. June 16, 2026 2a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice.

Wed. June 17, 2026 2a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth.

Thu. June 18, 2026 2a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked.

Fri. June 19, 2026 2a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave.

Sat. June 20, 2026 2a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set."

Tue. June 23, 2026 2a #??? (#28/#26) - “‘Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it.

Wed. June 24, 2026 2a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches.

Thu. June 25, 2026 2a #??? (#30 #57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.

Fri. June 26, 2026 2a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.

Sat. June 27, 2026 2a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci · 06-19-2026, 06:53 AM

I got word that while the Honeymooners are on Pluto TV, they are only available on demand.

TVFactFan · 06-19-2026, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Gannucci

I got word that while the Honeymooners are on Pluto TV, they are only available on demand.

It should be on Live Pluto TV on sunday evenings. Just checked its only the Lost eps and christmas special thats on demand

Frank Gannucci · 06-25-2026, 11:23 AM

honeymooners TV schedule:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. June 28, 2026 12a (also Mon. July 6, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

12:30a (also Mon. July 6, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 29, 2026 1a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

1:30a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. June 30, 2026 2a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

Wed. July 1, 2026 2a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Thu. July 2, 2026 2a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Fri. July 3, 2026 2a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Sat. July 4, 2026 2a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Tue. July 14, 2026 2a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Wed. July 15, 2026 2a #102 (aka #44/#62) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Thu. July 16, 2026 2a #99 (aka #149/#45) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

Fri. July 17, 2026 2a #89 (aka #47/#150) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

Sat. July 18, 2026 2a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

TVFactFan · 06-25-2026, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Gannucci

honeymooners TV schedule:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):

Sun. June 28, 2026 12a (also Mon. July 6, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones.

12:30a (also Mon. July 6, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene."

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. June 29, 2026 1a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten.

1:30a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. June 30, 2026 2a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.

Wed. July 1, 2026 2a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck.

Thu. July 2, 2026 2a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.

Fri. July 3, 2026 2a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."

Sat. July 4, 2026 2a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball.

Tue. July 14, 2026 2a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram.

Wed. July 15, 2026 2a #102 (aka #44/#62) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president.

Thu. July 16, 2026 2a #99 (aka #149/#45) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch.

Fri. July 17, 2026 2a #89 (aka #47/#150) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company.

Sat. July 18, 2026 2a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

I was able to see WPIX illegally from 1/26 to 5/26 and now its over

Frank Gannucci · 07-09-2026, 10:17 AM

honeymooners TV schedule:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

(WPIX) & (WPIX HD) & (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Sun. July 12, 2026 12a (also Mon. July 13, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #28 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office.

12:30a (also Mon. July 13, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie.

Sun. July 19, 2026 12a (also Mon. July 20, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV H #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota."

12:30a (also Mon. July 20, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV H #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. July 14, 2026 2a #??? - *"Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight.

Wed. July 15, 2026 2a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it.

Thu. July 16, 2026 2a #66 (aka #56) - *“Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped.

Fri. July 17, 2026 2a #49 (aka #58) - *“Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan.

Sat. July 18, 2026 2a #54 (aka #63) - *“Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina"

Mon. July 20, 2026 3a #225? “The Christmas Carol”: Ralph stages his own version of “A Christmas Carol” with hilarious results. Jean Kean plays Trixie Norton. Audrey Meadows plays Alice.

Tue. July 21, 2026 2a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant.

Wed. July 22, 2026 2a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game.

Thu. July 23, 2026 2a #??? - *"New Year's Eve Party": Ralph tries to get out of going to work so he can attend the Dorsey's New Year's Eve party.

Fri. July 24, 2026 2a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair.

Sat. July 25, 2026 2a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life."

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

Frank Gannucci · 07-23-2026, 10:54 AM

honeymooners TV schedule:

To see the previous schedule click here:

https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.

Sun. July 26, 2026 12a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham.

12:30a (also Mon. July 27, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."

Sun. Aug. 2, 2026 12a #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check.

12:30a (also Mon. July 27, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back.

(MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV)

This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide.

Mon. Aug. 3, 2026 1a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth.

1:30a #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

(Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.):

Tue. July 28, 2026 2a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer.

Wed. July 29, 2026 2a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up.

Thu. July 30, 2026 2a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living.

Fri. July 31, 2026 2a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star.

Sat. Aug. 1, 2026 2a #84 (aka #73) - *“The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion.

Tue. Aug. 4, 2026 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Norton.

Wed. Aug. 5, 2026 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

Thu. Aug. 6, 2026 2a #81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role.

Fri. Aug. 7, 2026 2a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph.
FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed.

Sat. Aug. 8, 2026 2a #60 (aka #76) - *“Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity.

*: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED.

Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

06-11-2026, 11:26 AM	#181
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,155	honeymooners TV Schedule & Honeymooners on Pluto TV: To see the previous schedule click here: https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751 Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. (WPIX) & (WPIX HD): Sun. June 14, 2026 12a (also Mon. June 22, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #022 (aka #130) - "Here Comes The Bride": On the eve of his lodge brother Stanley's marriage to Alice's sister, Ralph---the self-proclaimed "king of [his] castle"---gives his future brother-in-law marital advice. Furious that Stanley has agreed to live with Alice's parents, Ralph instructs him to put his foot down. "I don't want to argue," he tells Ralph, prompting Norton to reply: "If you don't want to argue, what are you getting married for?" 12:30a (also Mon. June 22, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #023 (aka #131) - "Mama Loves Mambo": A dance teacher moves into the building and has all the husbands kicking up a fuss. Ralph and Norton had the idea that Carlos Sanchez was an old man who might like to relax with a game of checkers. He's not---bachelor Carlos is suave and handsome, and worse, is giving their wives mambo lessons in the Kramdens' apartment. Sanchez: Charles Korvin. Sun. June 21, 2026 12a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. 12:30a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark. (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV) This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide. Mon. June 15, 2026 1a #020 (aka #128) - "Young At Heart": Ralph wants to prove to Alice that he's still young at heart by learning dances like the Big Apple and the Suzie Q., which prompts Norton to ask: "How can anyone so round be so square?" But he's still determined, so the Kramdens and the Nortons decide to make a night of it by going roller-skating. Ralph on wheels at the rink makes for one of the series' classic scenes. Another has Norton teaching Ralph how to do the Hucklebuck. 1:30a #021 (aka #129) - "A Dog's Life": Ralph gets another one of his half-baked ideas after he samples a tasty dish he found in his ice box in "A Dog's Life," which was originally telecast Feb. 18, 1956. Convinced that the unusual cracker-spread will satisfy the public's appetite for a snack that's new and different, Ralph asks his boss, Mr. Marshall, to taste the dish in the hope that he'll bankroll production. Ralph's even cooked up a name for the culinary delight: "KramMar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer." Marshall tries it and likes it, and asks Ralph if the recipe is exclusively his wife's or if Alice's mother helped out. "Anything she'd cook I wouldn't give to a dog," Ralph replies. But Marshall wants some other opinions, so he calls in his assistants for another taste test. After two of the assistants reveal the food to be dog food, Ralph is convinced that Alice got a dog and tries to put it back in the pound...only to fall in love with it and take possession of the other dogs who were over their respective limits and were going to be killed. (Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.): Sat. June 13, 2026 2a #??? (aka #1/#5/#7) - "'Bread'/'Ralph Threatens To Leave'/'Ring Salesman' ('51)": In "Bread", Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In "Ralph Threatens to Leave", the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in "Ring Salesman", Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler, who he believes Alice is having an affair with. Note: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Tue. June 16, 2026 2a #??? (aka #163) "Framed In Spain” (Part 1): Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid so Ralph & Ed try to keep it from Alice. Wed. June 17, 2026 2a #??? - “Framed In Spain” (Part 2): Ralph & Ed continue to try their best to keep the hanky-panky photo of Ralph away from Alice but at the end of the episode, Alice finds it and yells at Ralph that she doesn’t want to see him again...until cops come and reveal that they caught the blackmailers and then Alice finds out the truth. Thu. June 18, 2026 2a #??? (aka #164) - "I Remember Mau Au" (Part 1): The wives want to go to the French Rivera but the boys want to go to an African safari. They get their way. The wives are miserable and get spooked. Fri. June 19, 2026 2a #??? - "i Remember Mau Au" (Part 2): On the safari, Ralph kills a rabbit & Ed kills an elephant. The boys don't like the safari as much as they hoped so they plan to scare the girls so they can convince them to leave. Sat. June 20, 2026 2a #??? (aka #2/#4/#6) - '"Razor Blades'/'New TV Set'/Alice & Ralph Get Dressed For A Date Last Night'": "In "Razor Blades", Ralph can't find his razor blades. In "New Television Set", Ralph finally buys a TV. In "Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date", Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons. Notes: Pert Kelton plays Alice in these sketches. Elaine Stritch plays Trixie in "New TV Set." Tue. June 23, 2026 2a #??? (#28/#26) - “‘Lost Baby'/'The Turkey'" "In "The Lost Baby", Ralph and Ed find a baby at the bus stop. In "The Turkey", Alice misplaces her wedding ring so Ralph tries to find it. Wed. June 24, 2026 2a #??? (#29 or #7/#16 or #167) - "'Quiz Show'/'Manager of The Baseball Team'" (either '52 version or '57 version) - "In "Quiz Show", Ralph and Alice come home with a year's supply of Krinkly Krax cereal. In "Manager of the Baseball Team", Ralph mistakenly confuses a promotion with an appointment to be baseball manager. Notes: Pert Kelton may play Alice in these sketches. Thu. June 25, 2026 2a #??? (#30 #57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' ('53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy. Fri. June 26, 2026 2a #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant. Sat. June 27, 2026 2a #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money. *: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED. Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
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06-19-2026, 06:53 AM	#182
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,155	I got word that while the Honeymooners are on Pluto TV, they are only available on demand.

06-25-2026, 11:23 AM	#184
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,155	honeymooners TV schedule: To see the previous schedule click here: https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751 Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. (WPIX) & (WPIX HD): Sun. June 28, 2026 12a (also Mon. July 6, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #026 (aka #134) - "Young Man With A Horn": The discovery of his old cornet and an unexpected visit by a self-made millionaire prompt Ralph to wonder why he hasn't achieved more success and hit the "high note" in his life. As a result, he decides to make a list of his good points and do something to correct his bad ones. 12:30a (also Mon. July 6, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #027 (aka #135) - “Ralph’s Big Mouth” (aka "Head of The House"): In the hilarious "Head of the House" (originally telecast March 31, 1956), Ralph marks his "emancipation" as king of his castle by sitting down with Norton to finish a bottle of wine that is "a little strong but good." Their first toast, Ralph says, is "to my wife, who has finally found her place." Actually, what Alice found was a bottle of grape juice, which she substituted for the wine. When the men get plastered and pass out, Trixie and Alice pour their own drinks and make their own toasts. "I give you our husbands," says Trixie. "You can have 'em," says Alice. The wine-and-grape-juice scene, Art Carney recalled, was one of his favorites. "We really were laughing at each other...because we were supposed to be laughing...crocked and everything. Funny scene." (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV) This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide. Mon. June 29, 2026 1a #024 (aka #132) - "Please Leave The Premises": Ralph refuses to pay a rent increase of $5 a month and, to avoid eviction, barricades himself, Alice and Norton in the apartment. Its war, says Ralph, and he's the general of their army. But after a few days without heat, and the food supply reduced to only celery, General Kramden hatches a plan to get fresh grub from the neighborhood delicatessen. Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. 1:30a #025 (aka #133) - "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice accepts a department store's offer to redecorate their apartment for free. She wants to surprise Ralph, so she arranges to secretly meet with the decorator---who then makes the mistake of leaving one of his gloves in the flat. When Ralph finds the glove, he suspects Alice of having an affair. Andre: Alexander Clark. (Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.): Tue. June 30, 2026 2a #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest. Wed. July 1, 2026 2a #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck. Thu. July 2, 2026 2a #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit. Fri. July 3, 2026 2a #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him." Sat. July 4, 2026 2a #65 (aka #50/#41) – “‘Manager of The Baseball Team’ ('53 version)/‘Income Tax’”: (For “Manager of The Baseball Team”): Ralph mistakenly believes he's been promoted to manager. (For “Income Tax”): Ralph tries to do his taxes and figures that he owes the government $15.00. Unfortunately, he was saving his last $15.00 for a new bowling ball. Tue. July 14, 2026 2a #103 (aka #40/#152) – “‘Alice’s Aunt Ethel’/‘Two-Family Car’”: (For “Alice’s Aunt Ethel”): Ralph tries to get rid of Alice's visiting aunt. (For “Two-Family Car”): Ralph jumps to conclusions when he gets a telegram. Wed. July 15, 2026 2a #102 (aka #44/#62) – “‘What’s Her Name’/“Champagne & Caviar’”: (For “What’s Her Name”): Ralph and Alice fight over the name of an actress. (For “Champagne & Caviar”): Ralph sets out to impress the company president. Thu. July 16, 2026 2a #99 (aka #149/#45) – “‘Double Anniversary Party’”/‘Lunchbox’”: (For “Double Anniversary Party”): Alice plans a surprise anniversary party for Ralph on the same night that Ralph has made plans to surprise Alice. (For “Lunchbox”): When Ralph's lunch box gets accidentally switched at work; he blames Alice for making him an inedible lunch. Fri. July 17, 2026 2a #89 (aka #47/#150) – “‘Hot Tip’/‘Checkup’”: (For “Hot Tip”): Ralph places some bets at the racetrack for some neighbors, and gets nervous when Norton warns him that the police think he's a bookie. (For “Checkup”): Ralph schemes to fail a medical exam when h e thinks the doctor is from his insurance company. Sat. July 18, 2026 2a #58 (aka #47/#49) - “‘Norton Moves In’/‘Dinner Guest’”: (For “Norton Moves In”): The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment is being painted. Trixie and Alice take the bedroom, while Norton and Ralph attempt to sleep on a cot in the kitchen. (For “Dinner Guest”): Ralph invites a man from the bus company to dinner so he can discuss promotion. There's only one problem -every time Ralph attempts to mention the promotion Alice changes the subject. *: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED. Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

07-09-2026, 10:17 AM	#186
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,155	honeymooners TV schedule: To see the previous schedule click here: https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751 Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. (WPIX) & (WPIX HD) & (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV) This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide. Sun. July 12, 2026 12a (also Mon. July 13, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #28 (aka #136) - "The Worry Wart": Ralph's nerves are taxed when he gets a letter requesting his presence at the IRS office. Alice tries to calm him by reminding him that many people have their returns reviewed. "You're darn right," Norton agrees. "The jails are full of them." Norton, in fact, is helping Ralph review the business deductions he made on his returns and then lends his buddy moral support by accompanying him to the IRS office. 12:30a (also Mon. July 13, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #029 (aka #137) - "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): While leaving the pool hall, Ralph witnesses a bank robbery and takes a bullet through his hat. That's reason enough for him to believe that the thugs will come gunning for him, so Norton tells his on-edge pal to just relax and watch some TV. "What's playing tonight?" Ralph asks. Norton's reply: "Dead Men Tell No Tales." Bibbo: Frank Marth. Danny: George Petrie. Sun. July 19, 2026 12a (also Mon. July 20, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV H #030 (aka #138) - "The Loudspeaker": Ralph thinks he'll be named Raccoon of the Year,20so he begins writing his acceptance speech (if he could only get rid of his hiccups). It's a very distinctive honor, he reminds the skeptical Alice, because it entitles the two of them to "free burial privileges in the Raccoons' national cemetery in Bismarck, North Dakota." 12:30a (also Mon. July 20, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV H #031 (aka #139) - "On Stage": "Polo ponies." "On Stage" (originally telecast April 28, 1956) actually began, says co-writer Leonard Stern, "with that one word...and we built a whole sketch around it." And it's that single word---pronounced by Norton (Art Carney) to rhyme with monopolies---that has almost single-handedly made this a favorite among Honeymooners fans. The episode begins with Ralph getting a juicy part in a play being mounted by the Raccoon Lodge's Women's Auxiliary. Suddenly Ralph is strutting around like the Barrymore of Bensonhurst and entertaining dreams that a Hollywood producer in the audience will offer him a contract. But before the actual performance, there's a rehearsal with Norton---and that word---to contend with. (Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.): Tue. July 14, 2026 2a #??? - "Dorsey Brothers Show": Ralph asks Alice to bring Mr. Dorsey (aka Tommy) to the Bus Drivers ball. Alice mistakenly thinks he means Jimmy Dorsey. Ralph gets upset at Alice when he finds out about what she did because the Dorsey brothers are feuding and Ralph tries to fidn a way to not see them fight. Wed. July 15, 2026 2a #86 (aka #53/#36) – “‘The Prowler’/‘Glow Worm Cleaning Powder’”: (For “The Prowler”): In the middle of the night the police warn the Kramdens that there is a prowler loose in the building. (For “Glow Worm Cleaning Powder”): Alice is chosen to be next month's "Glow Worm Girl" but Ralph won't let her do it. Thu. July 16, 2026 2a #66 (aka #56) - “Vacation at Fred's Landing” ('53 version): Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City but Ralph and Ed insist on going camping. After one day in the wilderness, Ralph and Norton realize that the great outdoors isn't what they had hoped. Fri. July 17, 2026 2a #49 (aka #58) - “Hot Dog Stand”: Ralph wants to buy a hot dog stand but Alice refuses to give him the money, so he and Norton pose as successful businessmen to get a bank loan. Sat. July 18, 2026 2a #54 (aka #63) - “Letter to the Boss” ('53 version) : Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back. CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina" Mon. July 20, 2026 3a #225? “The Christmas Carol”: Ralph stages his own version of “A Christmas Carol” with hilarious results. Jean Kean plays Trixie Norton. Audrey Meadows plays Alice. Tue. July 21, 2026 2a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 1) Ralph doesn't know that Alice has taken in knitting to pay for his Christmas present, so when he discovers baby things in the apartment he assumes Alice is pregnant. Wed. July 22, 2026 2a #??? - "'Santa & The Bookies' ('53 version) (Part 2) /'New Bowling Ball'": Ralph takes on a job as a sidewalk Santa with Norton as his helper so he can pay things for his and Alice's new baby that he thinks they are getting. They are both arrested as operatives in a bookmaking operation. (For "New Bowling Ball"): Ralph gets his fingers stuck in his new bowling ball and he wants to get them out before the bowling game. Thu. July 23, 2026 2a #??? - "New Year's Eve Party": Ralph tries to get out of going to work so he can attend the Dorsey's New Year's Eve party. Fri. July 24, 2026 2a #71 (aka #67) – “This is Your Life (Part One)”: Ralph is chosen to be on the television program "This is Your Life," but it must be kept a secret from him. When Ralph sees Alice and the show's producer together, he thinks Alice is having an affair. Sat. July 25, 2026 2a #72 – “This is Your Life (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton find airline tickets in Alice's bag and believe she is planning to run away with the producer of "This is Your Life." : This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED. Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.

07-23-2026, 10:54 AM	#187
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,155	honeymooners TV schedule: To see the previous schedule click here: https://sitcomsonline.com/boards/sho...51#post6453751 Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton. Sun. July 26, 2026 12a #032 (aka #140) - "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph can't seem to pipe down about the failures of his building's janitor. Then he finds out that the position pays $150 a month with free rent---and decides to take the job himself. Now the most gripes are coming from Norton, who says he hasn't had water in his apartment for so long that he's beginning to "see mirages." Mr. Johnson: Luis Van Rooten. Mrs. Manicotti: Zamah Cunningham. 12:30a (also Mon. July 27, 2026 at 1a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #033 (aka #141) - "Opportunity Knocks, But": When Mr. Marshall asks him for a lesson in shooting pool, Ralph believes that his social visit to his boss's Park Avenue home is the cue for his finally advancing in the company. But it's Norton who racks up points in "Opportunity Knocks But," which originally aired May 5, 1956. The pool lesson just gets under way when Norton---not Ralph---starts offering suggestions about making improvements at the company. Impressed, Marshall offers him a job as "Bus Driver Supervisor." Marshall says he likes a man who can think on his feet, but as an enraged Ralph later tells Alice: "Norton works in the sewer. He has to think on his feet; if he sat down he'd drown." But Norton, who's thinking of accepting the offer, tells his buddy not to worry. "As long as I am an executive at that bus company," he tells Ralph, "you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live." Sun. Aug. 2, 2026 12a #034 (aka #142) - "A Man's Pride": Ralph is too proud to tell a seemingly successful old friend that he drives a bus, so he says he "runs things" at the company in the last Honeymooners episode of the "classic 39," which originally ran from 1955 to '56. CLASSIC KRAMDEN- Ralph's reaction to the dinner check. 12:30a (also Mon. July 27, 2026 at 1:30a on MeTV & MeTV HD) #035 (aka #143) - "Unconventional Behavior": Ralph and Norton become joined at the wrists when Norton tries out his "trick handcuffs" in "Unconventional Behavior," which originally aired May 12, 1956. Aboard a train en route to the lodge's convention in Minneapolis, the guys look forward to "five days of hilarity" and try out some of the novelty items that Norton's brought along. But when Norton's handcuffs won't unlock (there is no key), he and Ralph become closer than they'd like. This scenario yields some memorable physical humor, including Norton trying to take his coat off and the guys trying to figure out some way to sleep in upper and lower berths. It also provides one of the series' all-time lines. "Mind if I smoke?" Norton asks a frustrated Ralph. "I don't care if you burn," Ralph fires back. (MeTV) & (MeTV HD) (WJLP-TV in the New York City area is the affiliate for MeTV) This schedule is for some MeTV stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to MeTV wanting to show the show as well as the fact that they may want to show other shows. Also, I believe you can watch some or all episodes on metv.com worldwide. Mon. Aug. 3, 2026 1a #037 (aka #145) - "The Safety Award": Ralph is honored with an award for being "the safest bus driver in the city" and plans to take Alice and the Nortons to the ceremony at City Hall. But his big day is plagued with problems, culminating with Ralph having an accident in his friend's car. Ever the optimist, Norton offers a distressed Ralph some sewer-worker words of wisdom: "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." Mr. Martin: Frank Marth. 1:30a #038 (aka #146) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company. (Catchy Comedy) (WNYW is the New York City affiliate of Catchy Comedy. It is on their fith digital subchannel [Channel 5.5 or channel 5-5 depending on your TV]. However, if you subscribe to cable/and or phone company TV, it will be on a different channel.): Tue. July 28, 2026 2a #67 (aka #70) – “Cottage for Sale (Part One)”: The Kramdens and the Nortons want to buy a summer cottage, but it's too expensive. The seller convinces them that by removing a few luxuries from the cottage, they can afford it. Ralph and Norton immediately accept the offer. Wed. July 29, 2026 2a #68 – “Cottage for Sale (Part Two)”: Ralph and Norton soon find out that the cottage they bought is not the one they got. Alice and Trixie refuse to help fix it up. Both families blame the other for the mess that they are in. Ralph and Norton try to sell the cottage and both families make up. Thu. July 30, 2026 2a #??? - "Ed Norton Interviews: 'People to People'/'Man Under The Street' (aka 'Private Life of A Sewer Worker')/'Cost of Living'": (For "People To People"): "Ed Norton's Dad" (played by Art Carney) gets interviewed about himself and his "son." (For "Man Under The Street"): Ed Sullivan (as himself) interviews Ed about his job. (For "Cost of Living"): Ed Norton gets interviewed about living. Fri. July 31, 2026 2a #108 (aka #71/#78) – “‘Lawsuit’/‘What’s The Name’”: (For “Lawsuit”): Ralph threatens to sue when he breaks his leg in a bus accident. (For “W.T.N.”): The Kramdens and Ed Norton argue about the name of a movie star. Sat. Aug. 1, 2026 2a #84 (aka #73) - “The Next Champ”: Ralph becomes the manager of a boxer he believes will be the world's next heavyweight champion. Tue. Aug. 4, 2026 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 1): A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Norton. Wed. Aug. 5, 2026 2a #??? - "Fortune Teller" (Part 2): Ralph gets so exasperated at rooming with Ed Norton that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer. Thu. Aug. 6, 2026 2a #81 (aka #74) – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part One)”: A gangster finds out he is about to be killed by a rival gang. His men discover that Ralph is an amazing look-alike for their boss, and decided to use poor Ralph as a stand-in for murder. FUN FACT -This is the second time in the series Jackie Gleason played a dual role. Fri. Aug. 7, 2026 2a #82 – “Stand-In For Murder ('54 version) (Part Two)”: Ralph thinks he's gotten the break of his life when he gets a new high-paying position and he and Alice move into a luxury apartment. Meanwhile, the rival gang tries to kill Ralph. FUN FACT -This episode ran overtime and was never completed. Sat. Aug. 8, 2026 2a #60 (aka #76) - “Man in the Blue Suit”: Ralph wins big at poker and hides it in an old suit so Alice won't find out how much he has won. Alice gives the suit to charity. *: This episode may be HEAVILY EDITED. Credit I think goes to catchycomedy.com, gracenote.com, the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.