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MA · 05-28-2026, 08:57 AM

Lily Munster: [Herman is on the phone] Well, I hope that's not another salesman on the phone trying to sell us more cemetery plots. We have enough trouble making the payments on this place without thinking of resort property.

ThisLittlePiggy · 05-28-2026, 09:37 PM

Igor, my friend, keep
your wings crossed.

I think I've finally
found the ingredients...

to make Eddie a speed champion.

Here we have a derby that I
had flown in from Kentucky.

MA · 06-28-2026, 09:31 AM

Herman Munster: "Ibbedy bibbedy, sibbedy sab. Ibbediy bibbedy canal boat... Life is real, life is earnest. If you're cold, turn up the furnace."

ThisLittlePiggy · 06-28-2026, 09:56 PM

Eddie, get your
surfboard in the car.

We're ready for the
beach. Okay, Mom.

Well, I'm all set.

With a little luck, I might
dig up a couple of old friends.

MA · 07-15-2026, 07:48 AM

Grandpa: That doctor is ill. He shouldn't be allowed around sick people!

ThisLittlePiggy · 07-15-2026, 06:28 PM

Come on now, junior, open up
your mouth and I'll give you a lollipop.

Would you get him to open
his mouth, Mr. Munster?

If I do, will you
give me a lollipop?

MA · 07-21-2026, 09:28 AM

Herman Munster:
Charlie Munster is a scoundrel and a con-artist from way back. Why, the doctor who put him together didn't have an honest bone in his whole laboratory.

Grandpa:
Oh, Herman, you're just jealous. Why, having Charlie here in the house is like a breath of fresh earth.

05-28-2026, 08:57 AM	#211
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,605	Lily Munster: [Herman is on the phone] Well, I hope that's not another salesman on the phone trying to sell us more cemetery plots. We have enough trouble making the payments on this place without thinking of resort property.
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05-28-2026, 09:37 PM	#212
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,589	Igor, my friend, keep your wings crossed. I think I've finally found the ingredients... to make Eddie a speed champion. Here we have a derby that I had flown in from Kentucky.

06-28-2026, 09:31 AM	#213
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,605	Herman Munster: "Ibbedy bibbedy, sibbedy sab. Ibbediy bibbedy canal boat... Life is real, life is earnest. If you're cold, turn up the furnace."

06-28-2026, 09:56 PM	#214
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,589	Eddie, get your surfboard in the car. We're ready for the beach. Okay, Mom. Well, I'm all set. With a little luck, I might dig up a couple of old friends.

07-15-2026, 07:48 AM	#215
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,605	Grandpa: That doctor is ill. He shouldn't be allowed around sick people!

07-15-2026, 06:28 PM	#216
ThisLittlePiggy Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Nov 02, 2013 Posts: 85,589	Come on now, junior, open up your mouth and I'll give you a lollipop. Would you get him to open his mouth, Mr. Munster? If I do, will you give me a lollipop?

07-21-2026, 09:28 AM	#217
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,605	Herman Munster: Charlie Munster is a scoundrel and a con-artist from way back. Why, the doctor who put him together didn't have an honest bone in his whole laboratory. Grandpa: Oh, Herman, you're just jealous. Why, having Charlie here in the house is like a breath of fresh earth.