Henry Blake: Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?
Radar: Oh, nobody does, sir.
Henry Blake: Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't.
General Hammond: Who are you?
Hawkeye: Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce. Who are you, Sarge?
General Hammond: (pointing to his general's insignia) What do you think this star means?
Hawkeye: You're Tinkerbell?